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blackhrt
06/09/20 5:11:14 PM
#51:


Shotgunnova posted...

good to see card games still popular to some degree.

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Bad_Mojo
06/09/20 5:12:18 PM
#52:


Questionmarktarius posted...
pfft.

That can't beat Hexproof, which you can give this thing

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s0nicfan
06/09/20 5:14:09 PM
#53:


Bad_Mojo posted...
That can't beat Hexproof, which you can give this thing




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Number090684
06/09/20 5:14:09 PM
#54:


s0nicfan posted...
I see the MTG power creep is as alive as ever.

Seriously. Especially blue, black and green power creep.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 5:18:24 PM
#55:


Bad_Mojo posted...
That can't beat Hexproof, which you can give this thing
Alright.

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Bad_Mojo
06/09/20 5:18:54 PM
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Bad_Mojo
06/09/20 5:20:04 PM
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HylianFox
06/09/20 5:22:05 PM
#58:


I've read this whole topic and it's like a foreign language

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s0nicfan
06/09/20 5:23:06 PM
#59:


Hey, if you've baited someone into using a boardwipe to take out one green creature with diplomatic immunity, I consider that a win for the green player.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 5:24:16 PM
#60:


Or, you know:

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soulunison2
06/09/20 5:25:28 PM
#61:


None of this matters if youre playing dredge
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YugiNoob
06/09/20 5:29:22 PM
#62:


I liked Progenitus because in addition to the awesome artwork, the fact that it said Protection from everything was hilarious, even though it wasnt literally invincible.

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Balrog0
06/09/20 5:31:18 PM
#63:


Very good in limited

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s0nicfan
06/09/20 5:33:19 PM
#64:


YugiNoob posted...
I liked Progenitus because in addition to the awesome artwork, the fact that it said Protection from everything was hilarious, even though it wasnt literally invincible.

A Progenitus deck that also runs Door to Nothingness is the stuff of nightmares.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 5:35:17 PM
#65:


Balrog0 posted...
Very good in limited
aka "mythic"

"Rarer = better" fucks over limited far more often than it helps, and just turns constructed into a gated money-hole.
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YugiNoob
06/09/20 5:35:47 PM
#66:


My deck ran Elvish Piper, Summoning Trap, and dem banned old school dual lands lol :3

Oh yeah and also Sol Ring, Mana Vault, and Voltaic Key :D

And also there was something that let you turn colorless mana into whatever color I think?

Gimme a break, its a deck trying to bring out such a trollish monster. I deserve to use banned cards :<

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QueenCarly
06/09/20 5:36:26 PM
#67:


s0nicfan posted...
A Progenitus deck that also runs Door to Nothingness is the stuff of nightmares.

a deck running both of those is going to be fucking horrible, the only decks that should have progenitus in them are Natural Order decks

or i suppose burning shoal decks but tho suck anyways

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radical rhino
06/09/20 5:38:00 PM
#68:


That would be op as fuck if you could play it in standard.

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kirbymuncher
06/09/20 5:46:36 PM
#69:


QueenCarly posted...
a deck running both of those is going to be fucking horrible, the only decks that should have progenitus in them are Natural Order decks
I had them both in my EDH deck in highschool <_<

progenitus is just such a funny card, I don't even care how poorly games go if sometimes I get to play a card with protection from everything. the entire deck was just ways to ramp it out and ways to boost power by 1 so you can kill in 2 hits instead of 3

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YugiNoob
06/09/20 5:48:58 PM
#70:


Doesnt it always kill in 2? Its 10/10 right?

Yeah 10/10 :<

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FightingJester
06/09/20 5:52:17 PM
#71:


Questionmarktarius posted...
pfft.
I know that artist

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Balrog0
06/09/20 5:59:10 PM
#72:


Questionmarktarius posted...
aka "mythic"

"Rarer = better" fucks over limited far more often than it helps, and just turns constructed into a gated money-hole.

Nah bro zenith flare is a better p1p1 than nearly any rare

At uncommon

Ikoria is weird tho imo

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Balrog0
06/09/20 6:01:02 PM
#73:


I've literally never played standard, seems hard lol

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Balrog0
06/09/20 6:03:43 PM
#74:


Damn I wanna play arena now

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 6:04:11 PM
#75:


I wandered off seven or eight years ago, when the game's direction made it quite obvious that I was having having the wrongkind of "fun". Oh well.

Still have a few decks put together in a cigar box somewhere.
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TheRealDill2000
06/09/20 6:07:47 PM
#76:


soulunison2 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
I have no clue how MTG works. Can someone spoonfeed a n00b like me as to why this is broken? >_>

its not really broken its just very strong, this thing has to wait a turn before it does anything and dies to doomblade

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Gobstoppers12
06/09/20 6:09:18 PM
#77:


That shit only costs 5

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 6:11:38 PM
#78:


TheRealDill2000 posted...
Cries in Red
Red is in the same situation as white weenie - R&D keeps nerfing removal, while just throwing more weenies into the pile.

Those strategies were never about zerg rush. It was about removing threats and occasionally wiping the board, then zerg rush while the opponent is recovering.
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s0nicfan
06/09/20 6:12:18 PM
#79:


Let's all just be honest. This is the single greatest card in the franchise:


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FightingJester
06/09/20 6:12:57 PM
#80:


s0nicfan posted...
Let's all just be honest. This is the single greatest card in the franchise:
lol. I used to unholy strength them.

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Shotgunnova
06/09/20 6:12:59 PM
#81:


I love green fatties with hexproof. They're not always included, but there's usually combat tricks on the cheap that can help with normal fatties. And, if that doesn't work, you can always splash blue or white for their flicker effects -- there's usually one or two each set.

PS: I also like land destruction. :P

Questionmarktarius posted...
pfft.
I'd love to see a return of decently costed black removal with slight downsides (can't hit black/artifact creatures) and more black Wrath effects.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 6:14:04 PM
#82:


s0nicfan posted...
Let's all just be honest. This is the single greatest card in the franchise:
The exact air support kobolds need.
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Gobstoppers12
06/09/20 6:15:07 PM
#83:


My favorite green card back when I used to play was the dungrove elder.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 6:16:57 PM
#84:


I may dig up my old decks this evening and fart them out on this thread.
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KFHEWUI
06/09/20 6:17:44 PM
#85:


It has been ages since I played MTG.

I liked B.F.G.



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s0nicfan
06/09/20 6:18:24 PM
#86:


Questionmarktarius posted...
The exact air support kobolds need.

Kobolds are like goblins. They ARE the air support. Because I'm launching them at my opponent. With catapults. There will be no survivors.

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EnragedSlith
06/09/20 6:22:13 PM
#87:


Isnt MTGs meta usually punishing to big Timmy cards? This feels like one of those creatures thats really really powerful 1 out of 10 games and deadweight otherwise.

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Shotgunnova
06/09/20 6:29:09 PM
#88:


Oh, the card can be killed pretty easily, but as someone said, it only needs a turn or two to really pay off, you can have a full playset since they aren't legendary, and these will often be out early thanks to mana dorks.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
My favorite green card back when I used to play was the dungrove elder.
Classic hexproofer.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 6:50:51 PM
#89:


s0nicfan posted...
Kobolds are like goblins. They ARE the air support. Because I'm launching them at my opponent. With catapults. There will be no survivors.
I like making them wear a funny hat.


EnragedSlith posted...
Isnt MTGs meta usually punishing to big Timmy cards?
Historically, yes, but there's been a long-going trend towards pushing big stompy by gutting everything else.
Five mana is usually a sweetspot for "deal with me before I deal with you" beaters anyway, all the way back to Sengir and Serra
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Smackems
06/09/20 6:53:15 PM
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I forget what vigilance is (something to do with blocking?) But i would immediately Murder that

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s0nicfan
06/09/20 6:54:15 PM
#91:


Smackems posted...
I forget what vigilance is (something to do with blocking?) But i would immediately Murder that

You don't tap when you attack.

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Shotgunnova
06/09/20 6:54:41 PM
#92:


Vigilance just means when it attacks, it an also block the next turn. It's already hitting like a dump truck before any combat tricks are involved, so it becomes an immediate annoyance for reasons already stated. I love it even more 'cause vigilance is my favorite keyword.

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Smackems
06/09/20 6:55:24 PM
#93:


Ah yeah that's right

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s0nicfan
06/09/20 6:56:25 PM
#94:


I want MTG to really grow a pair and try to make banding a thing again.

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Evening_Dragon
06/09/20 6:57:12 PM
#95:


That can't be real, not at that mana cost. MtG's been pretty good about power creep--

Ah, it is real. What the fuck is going on with them? At least it's illegal in all but the most casual settings.

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Medussa
06/09/20 7:03:59 PM
#97:


Evening_Dragon posted...
At least it's illegal in all but the most casual settings.

huh?

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/20 7:04:03 PM
#98:


So... gonna start farting out some old decks. Some are great, some suck, and they're all goofy as hell.

Blue Aggro
Land:
Island x12
Flooded Strand x4
Polluted Delta x4

Creature:
Cloud Pirates x4
Flying Men x4
Zephyr Sprite x4
Cloud of Faeries x4
Serendib Efreet x4

Other:
Bonesplitter x4
Umezawa's Jitte x2
Sword of Fire and Ice x2
Unstable Mutation x4
Sigil of Sleep x4
Psionic Blast x4

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Evening_Dragon
06/09/20 7:11:29 PM
#99:


Medussa posted...
huh?
https://scryfall.com/card/m21/179/elder-gargaroth
NOT LEGAL

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EmbraceOfDeath
06/09/20 7:14:58 PM
#100:


Evening_Dragon posted...
https://scryfall.com/card/m21/179/elder-gargaroth
NOT LEGAL
Because the set isn't out yet...

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