Current Events > Alex Jones says he will kill and eat his neighbors.

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Lebronwon
05/01/20 2:43:42 PM
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Vyrulisse
05/01/20 2:44:02 PM
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Odoylerules
05/01/20 2:44:07 PM
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CE likes to eat ass
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IfGodCouldDie
05/01/20 2:45:19 PM
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Omg that's glorious.

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Tyranthraxus
05/01/20 2:47:04 PM
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Alex I think you've had enough to eat.

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boxington
05/01/20 2:47:22 PM
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Alex Jones' neighbors:



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SodomInsane
05/01/20 2:49:35 PM
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ThyCorndog
05/01/20 2:51:49 PM
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Bluebomber182
05/01/20 2:52:06 PM
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never go ass to mouth
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Talk2DaHand
05/01/20 2:52:40 PM
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Dammit Alex lmao

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NES4EVER
05/01/20 2:53:37 PM
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I guess when groceries are hard to get, one must turn to neighborly booty

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Jagr_68
05/01/20 2:54:17 PM
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Once you go ass, you don't go back.

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__aCEr__
05/01/20 2:55:29 PM
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"Neighbors may string you up and eat your ass" was not on the Zillow listing.

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Shablagoo
05/01/20 2:55:33 PM
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Alex Jones: I will eat your ass.



But seriously, hed rather eat his neighbors for....however long that would last him while also putting him and his whole family at risk of major brain disease......than work together with them to plant food and raise livestock and maybe hunt game in the early days?

What a stupid dumbass lmao

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cjsdowg
05/01/20 3:02:30 PM
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This world is a fucked.

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Bluebomber182
05/01/20 3:02:54 PM
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Shablagoo posted...



But seriously, hed rather eat his neighbors for....however long that would last him while also putting him and his whole family at risk of major brain disease......than work together with them to plant food and raise livestock and maybe hunt game in the early days?

What a stupid dumbass lmao


tbf no one could tell if jones developed a major brain disease
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creativerealms
05/01/20 3:03:56 PM
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Jack Hicks is getting desperate. Maybe he should end the Jones act.

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FLOUR
05/01/20 3:04:02 PM
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When did Alex Jones become Albert Spica?

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Vyrulisse
05/01/20 3:11:37 PM
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In all seriousness you understand his point. He was talking about the extremes he'd go to if it was a survival situation and he had to provide for his family but his wording is... yikes. Especially since grocery stores are still okay last I checked lol.

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IShall_Run_Amok
05/01/20 3:14:03 PM
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If his goal is to get poop in his mouth, someone should tell him he already won.

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Jagr_68
05/01/20 3:14:22 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
In all seriousness you understand his point. He was talking about the extremes he'd go to if it was a survival situation and he had to provide for his family but his wording is... yikes. Especially since grocery stores are still okay last I checked lol.

He confirmed that he was dead serious about eating his neighbors and not using any metaphors or hyperbole tho. Said it made more sense to survive as a human than let the Lizard Men's 5G data towers infect him.

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Ving_Rhames
05/01/20 3:15:41 PM
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What is with right wingers all seemingly starting to lose their collective minds during this pandemic? Not that they hadn't already, but they're REALLY ramping up the "Wtf?" factor now.

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ZevLoveDOOM
05/01/20 5:35:01 PM
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so Alex Jones eats ass...

dunno why but this just made my day. lmao
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SodomInsane
05/01/20 9:23:20 PM
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boxington posted...
Alex Jones' neighbors:


XD

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UnfairRepresent
05/01/20 9:24:45 PM
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"My superpower is being honest"

Man and I thought shrinking was a lame power.
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kingdrake2
05/01/20 9:25:30 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Especially since grocery stores are still okay last I checked lol.


might not happen now.... sometime this month is a huge possibility.
of course there will be 1 month where it goes to shit then covid goes away they return to business as usual for the most part.

people are turning to hoarding to stock up on meat.
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au_gold
05/01/20 9:40:48 PM
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Clearly hes a man of culture.

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VTBM
05/01/20 10:19:35 PM
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I'd let him eat my ass.

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Lebronwon
05/02/20 12:23:32 PM
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bump

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Bluebomber182
05/02/20 1:53:25 PM
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https://twitter.com/RealKellyJones/status/1256218126057947138
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Prestoff
05/02/20 1:57:09 PM
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I think he has more than enougj to eat in that blubber body of his.

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Bluebomber182
05/03/20 6:26:01 PM
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Prestoff posted...
I think he has more than enougj to eat in that blubber body of his.


hes fat!
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pogo_rabid
05/03/20 6:27:47 PM
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https://twitter.com/DesutroyedMe/status/1256389220664565762

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solosnake
05/03/20 6:29:36 PM
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I wish it was Trump vs Alex Jones for the election. lmfao

Imagine the debates!

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LightningAce11
05/03/20 6:30:11 PM
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This is joe rogan's best friend.

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Keith_Valentine
05/03/20 6:34:45 PM
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solosnake posted...
I wish it was Trump vs Alex Jones for the election. lmfao

Imagine the debates!

That would be epic.
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gamer167
05/03/20 6:46:41 PM
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Ill never understand how people cant tell Alex Jones is a performance artist doing schtick.

His revenue is based off getting clicks, he will say the wildest dumbest shit because it makes him money.

Vice was literally dumb/bored enough to post an article about this.
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berlyman101
05/03/20 6:48:07 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Ill never understand how people cant tell Alex Jones is a performance artist doing schtick.

His revenue is based off getting clicks, he will say the wildest dumbest shit because it makes him money.

Vice was literally dumb/bored enough to post an article about this.

the people that believe him committing crimes based off his show is the real problem.

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TomNook20
05/03/20 6:56:39 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Ill never understand how people cant tell Alex Jones is a performance artist doing schtick.
Thank goodness this is the case. Part of his comedic appeal is the fact that people, both in support and in spite, take this shit seriously and react to it.

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andel
05/03/20 7:46:08 PM
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i kinda expect alex jones to be at the top of the next gop ticket after trump tbh

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Number090684
05/03/20 7:51:46 PM
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Long ago, most people usually resorted to hunting and fishing for animals to kill and farming and picking for fruit and vegetables to eat, so they can provide for themselves and their families when there is no easily accessible food. Not their own neighbors. Jones is a fucking deranged psychopath.

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Prestoff
05/03/20 11:48:58 PM
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solosnake posted...
I wish it was Trump vs Alex Jones for the election. lmfao

Imagine the debates!

Alex is too much of an ass kisser to debate Trump.

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Phantom_Nook
05/03/20 11:51:20 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Ill never understand how people cant tell Alex Jones is a performance artist doing schtick.

His revenue is based off getting clicks, he will say the wildest dumbest shit because it makes him money.

Vice was literally dumb/bored enough to post an article about this.

Remember his shtick of harassing the parents of murdered children and having his deranged followers also harass the parents of murdered children? So funny!!!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
05/03/20 11:54:47 PM
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Alex Jones eats butt.
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Zodd3224
05/04/20 12:23:47 AM
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Not shocking in the slightest coming from him

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