Poll of the Day > If Jesus rose on the third day, was he dead for three days?

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SpaceBear_ 04/12/20 7:32:30 PM #1:	If he died on Friday and came back on Sunday, isn't that only two days? But the bible IIRC says he rose on the third day? So was it a Monday? --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:937277352] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>If he died on Friday and came back on Sunday, isn't that only two days? But the bible IIRC says he rose on the third day? So was it a Monday? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/12/20 7:32:59 PM #2:	Oh god does that mean we have to do Easter again tomorrow <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:937277373] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Oh god does that mean we have to do Easter again tomorrow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 04/12/20 7:34:04 PM #3:	First day: Dead Second day: Still dead Third day: Respawned --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:937277436] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>First day: Dead Second day: Still dead Third day: Respawned </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amuseum 04/12/20 7:37:09 PM #4:	the horse's name was Friday --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 Shena'Fu's Online Card Creator https://bit.ly/sfocc <cite>Amuseum posted [p:937277618] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>the horse's name was Friday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 04/12/20 7:41:03 PM #5:	MICHALECOLE posted... Oh god does that mean we have to do Easter again tomorrow We must have second day of easter for some reason... --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:937277843] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted... </cite> <quote>Oh god does that mean we have to do Easter again tomorrow</quote> We must have second day of easter for some reason... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/12/20 7:42:07 PM #6:	Nah, he just slept in. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:937277907] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Nah, he just slept in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 04/12/20 7:44:37 PM #7:	There used to be another day called Gronterday --- Lemonheads <cite>Mead posted [p:937278025] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>There used to be another day called Gronterday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/12/20 7:45:47 PM #8:	On friday he died and was dead for the day, dude could have gotten up mind you, but was bummed about the whole staked to the cross thing and just said screw it. And Saturday he was also dead, the idea of getting up and facing all those annoying people was just too much. It had been a seriously long week. Sunday rolled around, the third day and Jesus's father poked him with a holy stick and said "Get thee out of yer bed son, or I shall pour water apon ye, and no, you will not be able to make it into wine."" So jesus grumply got up and that is why Easter is on Sunday. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:937278078] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>On friday he died and was dead for the day, dude could have gotten up mind you, but was bummed about the whole staked to the cross thing and just said screw it. And Saturday he was also dead, the idea of getting up and facing all those annoying people was just too much. It had been a seriously long week. Sunday rolled around, the third day and Jesus's father poked him with a holy stick and said "Get thee out of yer bed son, or I shall pour water apon ye, and no, you will not be able to make it into wine."" So jesus grumply got up and that is why Easter is on Sunday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amuseum 04/12/20 7:48:03 PM #9:	was Jesus the first born-again Christian? --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 Shena'Fu's Online Card Creator https://bit.ly/sfocc <cite>Amuseum posted [p:937278210] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>was Jesus the first born-again Christian?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/12/20 7:49:50 PM #10:	Amuseum posted... was Jesus the first born-again Christian? Nope, he did not follow himself. Would have been funny if he did though. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:937278326] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Amuseum posted... </cite> <quote>was Jesus the first born-again Christian?</quote> Nope, he did not follow himself. Would have been funny if he did though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 04/12/20 7:51:02 PM #11:	I bet JC was the type of guy to like his own FB posts. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:937278390] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>I bet JC was the type of guy to like his own FB posts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/12/20 7:52:24 PM #12:	"Hi Jesus!! I wanted to ask you why you go among the poor and distribute food!!" Jesus "Well, you see, Christ says you should put the poor first and share what you have with them" Confused follower "Wait...um.......aren't you Christ" Jesus "Well......yeah" Follower "So um, you are doing it because, you said you should?" Jesus "Um....hey.....look at this pitcher of water...it's now wine...want some?" And thus many of the miracles of Jesus were explained. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:937278474] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>"Hi Jesus!! I wanted to ask you why you go among the poor and distribute food!!" Jesus "Well, you see, Christ says you should put the poor first and share what you have with them" Confused follower "Wait...um.......aren't you Christ" Jesus "Well......yeah" Follower "So um, you are doing it because, you said you should?" Jesus "Um....hey.....look at this pitcher of water...it's now wine...want some?" And thus many of the miracles of Jesus were explained. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 04/12/20 7:55:04 PM #13:	Days dead uses 0-based indexing bro --- It's not genocide... it's pesticide... <cite>joemodda posted [p:937278624] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Days dead uses 0-based indexing bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 04/12/20 7:55:43 PM #14:	He went on a sick bender straight out of work and got a wicked hangover. Being 2000 years ago they didn't have a full english fry up to cure him so he was wrecked all Saturday and couldn't face going out in the sunlight; all his mates thought he died after all those Jager Bombs but they didn't want to disturb him. On the Sunday he could face the sun and his bros cheered his survival of that wild night. They celebrated that day with a big fuck-off pot of a thousand boiled eggs because they were proper mad lads. And that's why we do Easter Sunday with eggs. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:937278658] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>He went on a sick bender straight out of work and got a wicked hangover. Being 2000 years ago they didn't have a full english fry up to cure him so he was wrecked all Saturday and couldn't face going out in the sunlight; all his mates thought he died after all those Jager Bombs but they didn't want to disturb him. On the Sunday he could face the sun and his bros cheered his survival of that wild night. They celebrated that day with a big fuck-off pot of a thousand boiled eggs because they were proper mad lads. And that's why we do Easter Sunday with eggs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 04/12/20 8:03:04 PM #15:	Peter: "Don't worry, Jesus. We'll tell everyone what happened here. How God sacrificed his only son to atone for the sins of humanity." Jesus: "....what? Mate, I don't know where you get this stuff from at all. I'm dying because of that fucking Judas. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't go around talking shit about my Dad when I'm dead." --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:937279068] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Peter: "Don't worry, Jesus. We'll tell everyone what happened here. How God sacrificed his only son to atone for the sins of humanity." Jesus: "....what? Mate, I don't know where you get this stuff from at all. I'm dying because of that fucking Judas. I'd really appreciate it if you didn't go around talking shit about my Dad when I'm dead." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/12/20 8:32:03 PM #16:	Why'd he die right away after rising? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:937280784] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Why'd he die right away after rising?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/12/20 8:50:55 PM #17:	Revelation34 posted... Why'd he die right away after rising? Do they even mention what happens after he becomes a zombie? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:937281926] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite> <quote>Why'd he die right away after rising?</quote>Do they even mention what happens after he becomes a zombie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/12/20 8:51:45 PM #18:	MICHALECOLE posted... Do they even mention what happens after he becomes a zombie? I think he raptured himself right away. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:937281974] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>MICHALECOLE posted...</cite> <quote> Do they even mention what happens after he becomes a zombie? </quote> I think he raptured himself right away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/12/20 8:54:31 PM #19:	Does it say that in the book of you? <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:937282166] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Does it say that in the book of you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScritchOwl 04/12/20 9:18:51 PM #20:	The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday --- I rather go skinny dipping with a voltorb. <cite>ScritchOwl posted [p:937283538] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/12/20 9:19:33 PM #21:	Wait, I always assumed he just morphed into the Easter Bunny. That's not what happened? --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:937283571] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>Wait, I always assumed he just morphed into the Easter Bunny. That's not what happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 04/12/20 9:32:16 PM #22:	ScritchOwl posted... The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday So the Vatican was approached with the earliest proof of Jesus and they threw it out? this sounds true <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:937284228] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>ScritchOwl posted... </cite> <quote>The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday</quote>So the Vatican was approached with the earliest proof of Jesus and they threw it out? this sounds true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 04/13/20 3:06:25 AM #23:	ScritchOwl posted... The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday Citation needed. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:937297695] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>ScritchOwl posted...</cite> <quote>The vatican was approached with historical docs that documented jesus death warrent s to speak and they threw it out because it wasnt in or around easter. You know an appropriated holiday </quote> Citation needed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zacek 04/13/20 3:21:42 AM #24:	He ran out of energy. Did you read The Death of Superman? --- Final Fantasy was in 2D? I thought the number 7 was just a metaphor for something .... - Cbaker216 <cite>Zacek posted [p:937298094] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>He ran out of energy. Did you read The Death of Superman? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Amuseum 04/13/20 4:31:31 AM #25:	he was easter of what? who was wester of him? --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 Shena'Fu's Online Card Creator https://bit.ly/sfocc <cite>Amuseum posted [p:937299782] in If Jesus r... [t:78575659]...</cite> <quote>he was easter of what? who was wester of him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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