Current Events > What if COVID19 is really the rapture?

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AssAssasin69
03/29/20 3:47:03 AM
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And the small percentage that have died are the people that went to heaven.

Once we've all been individually "judged" by the virus and the few holy have been raptured, Hell on Earth can begin.

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au_gold
03/29/20 3:47:57 AM
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Its a popular theory, and its becoming more plausible with each passing day.

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Foppe
03/29/20 3:52:02 AM
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https://youtu.be/YIlL0T2yTss

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Kitt
03/29/20 3:52:46 AM
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So Doom Eternal was just foreshadowing what was to come? And here I thought its release wasn't just a coincidence!
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Smackems
03/29/20 3:53:39 AM
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Is there supposed to be pain, or even death, imposed on the raptured? And dont they just poof too

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Supernatural
03/29/20 3:53:52 AM
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Makes sense since this happened during lent. You have to give up earthly things. Jesus was in the desert for 40 days and we cant give up simple things like toilet paper and eating for flavor

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Bananana
03/29/20 3:57:54 AM
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au_gold posted...
Its a popular theory, and its becoming more plausible with each passing day.
lol

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YugiNoob
03/29/20 4:05:42 AM
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If the rapture was like in the movies and shit with people floating up to Heaven and leaving their clothes behind, would you stare just because of naked chicks? Or because of the honest spectacle of floating people?

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Supernatural
03/29/20 4:06:41 AM
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Corona means crown. Jesus wore a crown of thorns on his way to his death.

Trump wants to end it by Easter.

Does he know something we dont?

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malenz
03/29/20 4:06:43 AM
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The shortness of breath is just your soul trying to leave your body, but your sinful nature hanging on. It isn't until you give in, that you can be saved.

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008Zulu
03/29/20 4:07:47 AM
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Ascension by virus? Besides, you know how many non-Christians have died from it? Seems getting in to Heaven isn't denomination specific then.

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Supernatural
03/29/20 4:09:03 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Ascension by virus? Besides, you know how many non-Christians have died from it? Seems getting in to Heaven isn't denomination specific then.
I think it's how you handle the virus is what matters.

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thebatz
03/29/20 4:09:33 AM
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do you think harvey weinstein will go to heaven if he dies from covid-19?

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Pancake
03/29/20 4:11:04 AM
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it's not. you die and you're just gone. don't kid yourself.
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Supernatural
03/29/20 4:11:25 AM
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thebatz posted...
do you think harvey weinstein will go to heaven if he dies from codid-19?
If his black heart flips.

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Rika_Furude
03/29/20 4:13:25 AM
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What do you think death is? Some sort of cosmic adventure where you go to meet a sky fairy?
Nope. Youre just gone and nothing happens.

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IloveJesus
03/29/20 4:14:09 AM
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Bananana posted...
lol


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KeeperOfShadows
03/29/20 4:14:19 AM
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Does that make those struggling to stay free of the virus sinners?

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AssAssasin69
03/29/20 4:28:18 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
What do you think death is? Some sort of cosmic adventure where you go to meet a sky fairy?
Nope. Youre just gone and nothing happens.
Topic was just a fun theory. Nothing to get all edgy about

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Kombucha
03/29/20 4:34:03 AM
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YugiNoob posted...
If the rapture was like in the movies and shit with people floating up to Heaven and leaving their clothes behind, would you stare just because of naked chicks? Or because of the honest spectacle of floating people?

This makes me wonder if the popular culture portrayal is based on anything actually in the Bible apart from people randomly departing.


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GrandConjuraton
03/29/20 4:35:55 AM
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What if people actually had a brain? I won't name any names in this case, but it should be obvious who is a bit lacking.

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Ultima Dragon
03/29/20 4:36:53 AM
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malenz posted...
The shortness of breath is just your soul trying to leave your body, but your sinful nature hanging on. It isn't until you give in, that you can be saved.

Lol, that's dark.

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Rika_Furude
03/29/20 4:53:17 AM
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AssAssasin69 posted...
Topic was just a fun theory. Nothing to get all edgy about
what i posted is about as far from "edgy" as you can possibly be

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Kitt
03/29/20 4:57:35 AM
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AssAssasin69 posted...
Topic was just a fun theory. Nothing to get all edgy about

He's like that one friend that takes everything super seriously and you wonder why you even talk to him. Then you remember his older sister have a nice pair of legs and a tendency to wear short skirts.
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Perascamin
03/29/20 5:00:12 AM
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If this is the Rapture, Covid-19 would be the Horseman of Pestilence

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Foppe
03/29/20 6:44:38 AM
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Kombucha posted...
This makes me wonder if the popular culture portrayal is based on anything actually in the Bible apart from people randomly departing.
Didnt Jesus say something about not being able to bring your earthly belongings into heaven?
That should include clothes.

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Monolith1676
03/29/20 7:05:04 AM
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The end times are said to begin when plague, famine and war take place. With the real possiblity of famine and war happening, it could be the beginning of the end.

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JuanCarlos1
03/29/20 7:14:07 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
The end times are said to begin when plague, famine and war take place. With the real possiblity of famine and war happening, it could be the beginning of the end.

Thats some part of the world everyday for the last 567,324,864 years.

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Ryven
03/29/20 7:14:44 AM
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https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-eye-roll-the-rock-14smAwp2uHM3Di

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InTheEyesOfFire
03/29/20 7:22:26 AM
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Sneezing is your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in.

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YugiNoob
03/29/20 7:33:45 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Sneezing is your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in.
Okay Milhouse

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Bluebomber182
03/29/20 7:38:02 AM
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Im judt waiting for it to mutate into the t virus
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Hexenherz
03/29/20 7:40:37 AM
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Does that make Donald the anti-christ? And (R) = the mark of the beast?

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MrResetti
03/29/20 7:41:48 AM
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It wouldn't have started in China

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Hexenherz
03/29/20 7:42:55 AM
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MrResetti posted...
It wouldn't have started in China
just like the dinosaur fossils and shakira's ass, it was put there to shake your faith

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MrResetti
03/29/20 7:44:03 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
just like the dinosaur fossils and shakira's ass, it was put there to shake your faith
I preferred JLo

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