Poll of the Day > How Would You Feel If On April 1st...

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The World Health Organization shouted April Fools and announced that the coronavirus outbreak was never real?

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Just like how they swine fooled us back in 2009

I would be really upset. Furthermore, I'm not a fan of April Fool's Day.

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I would be amazed at how they got all the other counties to work together. And how they got all those hospitals to make all those deaths and illnesses from other stuff look like it was from the coronavirus...
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Since this coronavirus situation has been going on well before April 1st, I'd instead take their April Fools announcement as the joke. Well, a really terrible attempt at one, anyway

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LinkPizza posted...

I would be amazed at how they got all the other counties to work together. And how they got all those hospitals to make all those deaths and illnesses from other stuff look like it was from the coronavirus...

You know anyone from neighboring counties? The media could tell you pretty much anything to make you tune in.

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Id be like

*the rock clapping gif*

wow

DPsx7 posted...

You know anyone from neighboring counties? The media could tell you pretty much anything to make you tune in.

I know a lot of people from neighboring counties. Neighboring countries, on the other hand, a lot fewer. Thank you for your attempted contribution.

Cacciato posted...
I know a lot of people from neighboring counties.

Lol. Stop before someone believes you.

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I'd think that don't know that March isn't April.

DPsx7 posted...

Lol. Stop before someone believes you.

What's so hard to believe? You're posting on the internet so.

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I would be like wow they killed every small business in America and then high five the illuminati

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DPsx7 posted...

Lol. Stop before someone believes you.

It's not that hard to believe him. Much easier than you. Not to mention, there are many reasons why he would...
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LinkPizza posted...

And how they got all those hospitals to make all those deaths and illnesses from other stuff look like it was from the coronavirus...

To be fair, they wouldn't necessarily need to.

Every year, millions of people catch the flu, tens of thousands need to be hospitalized, and hundreds (if not thousands) die of it. Most people don't realize this, though, because it's rarely advertised. It's just that with this outbreak they're constantly updating statistics because it's worse than usual.

If you were capable of running a massive global conspiracy to fake something along those lines, all you'd really need to do is inflate the numbers that already exist. Because it's not as if anyone is ever going to be able to double-check the reports to confirm that every reported case is actually real.

That's not the case, though, and most conspiracy theorists are idiots, but there would absolutely be hospitalizations and deaths even if this thing was being faked.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Every year, millions of people catch the flu, tens of thousands need to be hospitalized, and hundreds (if not thousands) die of it

I have wondered if the media could create the same level of hysteria if they reported on the flu in the same manner as the coronavirus, constantly updating cases and death stats and saying there's no cure

OhhhJa posted...

I have wondered if the media could create the same level of hysteria if they reported on the flu in the same manner as the coronavirus, constantly updating cases and death stats and saying there's no cure

Probably. Though, with the vaccines were currently have (that we have to change every year), it might not be as bad as this. A lot of people probably wouldn't believe them. I mean, there are people who don't even believe all the stuff about this one... But it would probably still cause some panic...
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