Poll of the Day > Amazon prime now just annoyed the hell out of me

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:07:57 AM
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They are the only way to get my favorite bottle of water in San Antonio so every other saturday I order from them to restock.

I spent like an hour trying to find the last 10 dollars to get free delivery, finally settled on a bottle of Port, go to check out and get an error that all the delivery times are full for the next two days.

Maybe freaking tell you that before you start loading up your damn cart

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Mead
03/14/20 7:11:15 AM
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hypnox posted...
They are the only way to get my favorite bottle of water in San Antonio

well thats weird

what kind of water is this?

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reason
03/14/20 7:12:38 AM
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hypnox posted...
I spent like an hour trying to find the last 10 dollars to get free delivery,

You don't have Prime then. It's just regular *** Amazon.

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Far-Queue
03/14/20 7:27:27 AM
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Mead posted...
well thats weird

what kind of water is this?
Gamer girl bath water

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:33:29 AM
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Mead posted...
well thats weird

what kind of water is this?

Acqua Panna, 750ml glass bottles.

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SunWuKung420
03/14/20 7:37:37 AM
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But you don't pick your delivery option until after you're done shopping. Also, hahahahahahah.

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Veedrock-
03/14/20 7:38:37 AM
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Maybe you should get a subscription.

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:39:06 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
But you don't pick your delivery option until after you're done shopping. Also, hahahahahahah.

Well considering they have my account info, you shop based on zip code, AND they only deliver day of or next. They know they are booked, so why even let you shop?

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:40:13 AM
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Veedrock- posted...
Maybe you should get a subscription.
I do have a subscription. Its Amazon Prime Now, Their delivery service for day of shopping.

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Jen0125
03/14/20 7:41:47 AM
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hypnox posted...
Acqua Panna, 750ml glass bottles.

That's the bottled water they just served on the cruise I was on. What's so special about it?

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SmugRickMoranis
03/14/20 7:44:52 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
That's the bottled water they just served on the cruise I was on. What's so special about it?
Nothing. It's overpriced to make people feel like the water they're drinking is better than tap water.

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:47:19 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
That's the bottled water they just served on the cruise I was on. What's so special about it?
Imported from Italy, if you dont drink water a lot you wont know a difference. If you mostly drink water it taste a lot better, imo better than fiji

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Jen0125
03/14/20 7:49:18 AM
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I drink water from my fridge and it tasted the same.

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hypnox
03/14/20 7:50:09 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
I drink water from my fridge and it tasted the same.
You have a common palate then. I am sorry for your loss.

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LinkPizza
03/14/20 8:01:37 AM
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hypnox posted...
You have a common palate then. I am sorry for your loss.

It doesn't really seem like her loss. She can drink regular water and be fine where you seem to only be able to drink overpriced water from another country...
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magemaximus
03/14/20 8:03:24 AM
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i just buy water. i ain't spending 5 bucks on a bottle of water. i've tried expensive water before. tastes like cheap water

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magemaximus
03/14/20 8:04:20 AM
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hypnox posted...
You have a common palate then. I am sorry for your loss.
do you have super taste buds

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Mead
03/14/20 8:12:25 AM
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Wow this water has a much more complex water profile than mere simple peasant waters

Its just water dude. My wife went to Fiji and Fiji water is dirt cheap there but stuff like Aquafina is expensive but people will still buy it because they think the price means it is better quality

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Far-Queue
03/14/20 8:24:05 AM
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If I drop a slice of a .50 lemon or orange into my tap water it's no different than your fancy gamer girl bath water lmao

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lihlih
03/14/20 8:36:07 AM
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You just fell for a dumbass marketing scheme, bruh. It's all a placebo effect.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFKT4jvN4OE
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Chrono_Trigger
03/14/20 9:06:04 AM
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hypnox posted...
Imported from Italy, if you dont drink water a lot you wont know a difference. If you mostly drink water it taste a lot better, imo better than fiji
"imported from italy"

it's owned by san pellegrino, which is owned by nestle

you're drinking tap water my dude.

again, balor did this gimmick so much better

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Ferarri619
03/14/20 10:12:02 AM
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I ordered a bunch of cereal from Amazon yesterday and it's all arriving today. There's no Trix cereal at any grocery stores in my area so I get it from there.

Chrono_Trigger posted...
again, balor did this gimmick so much better

Lol everyone used to think I was this dude's alt.

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SunWuKung420
03/14/20 12:16:24 PM
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hypnox posted...
Well considering they have my account info, you shop based on zip code, AND they only deliver day of or next. They know they are booked, so why even let you shop?
So you'll get delivered in 3 days.

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LinkPizza
03/14/20 12:37:15 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
So you'll get delivered in 3 days.

That's true, though that defeats the purpose of paying for Amazon Prime Now when he could get that with Amazon or other delivery services...
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argonautweakend
03/14/20 1:05:06 PM
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I've never had acqua panna, or most "fancy" waters. I consider water to pretty much be all the same, though different brands of waters do have different tastes to them. I consider water as being water, as I don't care about the differences, but they are there.

Though I can't speak to acqua panna, as i've never had it.
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Ferarri619
03/14/20 1:06:45 PM
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I just bought a 6-pack of this Fiji water people in this thread are talking about.
I'll try some when it gets colder

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Chrono_Trigger
03/14/20 1:27:26 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
Though I can't speak to acqua panna, as i've never had it.
if you've had nestle water, you've had acqua panna

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xcrimx
03/14/20 2:39:59 PM
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does it have electrolytes??
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Revelation34
03/14/20 2:42:02 PM
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hypnox posted...

You have a common palate then. I am sorry for your loss.


There is literally no flavor to water unless you're buying flavored water.
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toolittletime
03/14/20 2:55:33 PM
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xcrimx posted...
does it have electrolytes??

Water is for toilets.

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Krazy_Kirby
03/14/20 3:04:13 PM
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hypnox posted...

You have a common palate then. I am sorry for your loss.


sounds like your mind has tricked you into think that.

freeze some water from the tap, it will taste fine
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ultra magnus13
03/14/20 3:12:57 PM
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xcrimx posted...
does it have electrolytes??


Pffft water doesn't have what plants crave.
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wwinterj25
03/14/20 7:40:30 PM
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Raddest_Chad
03/14/20 8:16:52 PM
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San Pellegrino is for champs. It even has traces of uranium so pregnant chicks btfo
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GanonsSpirit
03/14/20 8:27:56 PM
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I can guarantee that it's tap water, just like all overpriced bottled water.
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nogaems
03/14/20 11:13:01 PM
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There's only two types of water: Purified and dirt water. Acqua panna is dirt water. And yes, the amount of shit floating in the water will tell you the difference. Purified water will always tastes cleaner/better due to having lower PPM than "spring" and "artisan" water.

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