Poll of the Day > Gave A Girl At Work A Bottle Of Wine

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aDirtyShisno 03/09/20 6:12:14 AM #1:	She was so happy to get a gift from me. We were talking about wine the other day and I mentioned that I had a few extra bottles sitting around and she joked that I should give her one if I wasnt using it. I dont think she was seriously believing I would but then she did overtime on her day off just to surprise me so I brought her the bottle to surprise her back. Just the other day she was moping about how she doesnt think marriage is a real possibility for her because she couldnt find the right man. And now I gave her this one simple gift and she made sure to let me know that I just made her very happy. I can tell this is going places. ... I havent done one of these threads in a while. Its nice to be back on my game. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935428322] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>She was so happy to get a gift from me. We were talking about wine the other day and I mentioned that I had a few extra bottles sitting around and she joked that I should give her one if I wasnt using it. I dont think she was seriously believing I would but then she did overtime on her day off just to surprise me so I brought her the bottle to surprise her back. Just the other day she was moping about how she doesnt think marriage is a real possibility for her because she couldnt find the right man. And now I gave her this one simple gift and she made sure to let me know that I just made her very happy. I can tell this is going places. ... I havent done one of these threads in a while. Its nice to be back on my game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Game_Grumps 03/09/20 6:23:46 AM #2:	the ultimate incel returns --- consume prilosec <cite>Game_Grumps posted [p:935428482] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>the ultimate incel returns </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 03/09/20 6:43:45 AM #3:	You're gonna be her Wine Daddy. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:935428716] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>You're gonna be her Wine Daddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
reason 03/09/20 6:56:16 AM #4:	You give her wine and suddenly you're getting married? Slow down, man. --- "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear?! - Lucus - Empire Records <cite>reason posted [p:935428850] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>You give her wine and suddenly you're getting married? Slow down, man. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/09/20 7:24:06 AM #5:	reason posted... You give her wine and suddenly you're getting married? Slow down, man. I didnt say I was going to be marrying her anytime soon. I said that shes looking for a man with marriage potential. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935429275] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>reason posted... </cite> <quote>You give her wine and suddenly you're getting married? Slow down, man.</quote> I didnt say I was going to be marrying her anytime soon. I said that shes looking for a man with marriage potential. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 03/09/20 4:32:37 PM #6:	Lmao, she baited you into giving her a gift and you happily obliged. Congrats on your friendship. --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:935447753] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Lmao, she baited you into giving her a gift and you happily obliged. Congrats on your friendship. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 03/09/20 4:33:42 PM #7:	Still paying for GF's? Nice. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:935447794] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Still paying for GF's? Nice. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/12/20 5:54:00 AM #8:	So apparently she has a Naruto shirt. Well actually it features Kakashi, but it says Naruto all over it and you know what I mean. We even talked a bit about anime before she left. She was showing off for me that shes got nerd blood! Or something... --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935567787] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>So apparently she has a Naruto shirt. Well actually it features Kakashi, but it says Naruto all over it and you know what I mean. We even talked a bit about anime before she left. She was showing off for me that shes got nerd blood! Or something... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/12/20 6:43:23 AM #9:	aDirtyShisno posted... you know what I mean. You found it while she was sleeping? --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935568387] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>aDirtyShisno posted... </cite> <quote>you know what I mean.</quote> You found it while she was sleeping? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/12/20 7:02:32 AM #10:	SunWuKung420 posted... You found it while she was sleeping? https://i.imgur.com/8zoJmuN.gifv --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935568661] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>You found it while she was sleeping?</quote> https://i.imgur.com/8zoJmuN.gifv </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 03/12/20 10:55:00 AM #11:	Tell her you support Bernie sanders --- I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:935574206] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Tell her you support Bernie sanders </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awezomerobot 03/12/20 11:46:04 AM #12:	The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a wine bottle. --- I stole the baby! <cite>awezomerobot posted [p:935576154] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a wine bottle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/12/20 2:55:07 PM #13:	Blorfenburger posted... Tell her you support Bernie sanders Why would I lie to her like that? --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935584326] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Blorfenburger posted... </cite> <quote>Tell her you support Bernie sanders</quote> Why would I lie to her like that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/12/20 3:00:07 PM #14:	You should ask her out dont be discouraged if she just wants to be friends though, theres always more women to meet --- Lemonheads <cite>Mead posted [p:935584570] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>You should ask her out dont be discouraged if she just wants to be friends though, theres always more women to meet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 03/12/20 3:00:16 PM #15:	aDirtyShisno posted... Why would I lie to her like that? Chicks dig that kind of thing --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:935584580] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>aDirtyShisno posted... </cite> <quote>Why would I lie to her like that?</quote>Chicks dig that kind of thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/13/20 5:47:09 AM #16:	awezomerobot posted... The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a wine bottle. Lol, definitely the case with some women. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935614364] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>awezomerobot posted... </cite> <quote>The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a wine bottle.</quote> Lol, definitely the case with some women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 03/13/20 2:44:50 PM #17:	aDirtyShisno posted... Lol, definitely the case with some women. Does that mean you're already dating her? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:935629671] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote> Lol, definitely the case with some women. </quote> Does that mean you're already dating her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 4:07:27 AM #18:	So she missed out on two days of work last week because her brother died. She told me last week that her brother was in the hospital and had been placed in an induced coma but then she didnt come back the next day and I assumed it was because she was dealing with the situation. She finally returned and I saw her and she had become such a total germaphobe that she was trying her hardest not to touch even the slightest thing. At first I thought it was cute but then I forgot all about it after she told me what had happened, and after she left I think I mightve put it all together. Originally I assumed since her brother was in a coma that he had been in an accident or was assaulted or something like that, but seeing her today Id put a decent bet that he just died from corona. I dont really know what else to say. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935934165] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>So she missed out on two days of work last week because her brother died. She told me last week that her brother was in the hospital and had been placed in an induced coma but then she didnt come back the next day and I assumed it was because she was dealing with the situation. She finally returned and I saw her and she had become such a total germaphobe that she was trying her hardest not to touch even the slightest thing. At first I thought it was cute but then I forgot all about it after she told me what had happened, and after she left I think I mightve put it all together. Originally I assumed since her brother was in a coma that he had been in an accident or was assaulted or something like that, but seeing her today Id put a decent bet that he just died from corona. I dont really know what else to say. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 03/20/20 4:11:26 AM #19:	aDirtyShisno posted... Originally I assumed since her brother was in a coma that he had been in an accident or was assaulted or something like that, but seeing her today Id put a decent bet that he just died from corona. Because people have never died of general bacteria in hospitals. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:935934224] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote> Originally I assumed since her brother was in a coma that he had been in an accident or was assaulted or something like that, but seeing her today Id put a decent bet that he just died from corona.</quote> Because people have never died of general bacteria in hospitals.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 4:25:19 AM #20:	Kyuubi4269 posted... Because people have never died of general bacteria in hospitals. Didnt say other options werent possible, but considering this is SoCal where were pretty much the center of the outbreak in the United States, except maybe New York, I said Id place a bet on it being corona. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935934403] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Kyuubi4269 posted... </cite> <quote>Because people have never died of general bacteria in hospitals.</quote> Didnt say other options werent possible, but considering this is SoCal where were pretty much the center of the outbreak in the United States, except maybe New York, I said Id place a bet on it being corona. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 7:40:51 AM #21:	So you're nothing close to an epicenter and the northwest is doing much worse than LA but it's good to know your ego thinks otherwise. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935937305] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>So you're nothing close to an epicenter and the northwest is doing much worse than LA but it's good to know your ego thinks otherwise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat 03/20/20 7:44:26 AM #22:	She wants you have unprotected sex with her --- Things are about to get arvified <cite>ArvTheGreat posted [p:935937374] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>She wants you have unprotected sex with her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 11:28:11 AM #23:	SunWuKung420 posted... So you're nothing close to an epicenter and the northwest is doing much worse than LA but it's good to know your ego thinks otherwise. The entire State of California is under a stay at home order and its now for the most part at least against the rules if not straight up against the law to be in groups greater than 10 people. In Los Angeles its much worse where people are expected to remain indoors at all times and groups of any size are forbidden. No idea how theyre policing that but LA is a dead zone at the moment. Absolutely the definition of an epicenter. California has the third highest number of cases in the United States with most of the cases centered in the same general area in Southern California. Like I said before aside from New York with its outrageous 5000+ cases SoCal is definitely a center of this outbreak. It doesnt mean its the only place where its happening but its hitting harder in more confined spaces and much more dangerous here because of it. But way to go belittling an entire State. Good to know your ego thinks otherwise. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935944067] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>So you're nothing close to an epicenter and the northwest is doing much worse than LA but it's good to know your ego thinks otherwise.</quote> The entire State of California is under a stay at home order and its now for the most part at least against the rules if not straight up against the law to be in groups greater than 10 people. In Los Angeles its much worse where people are expected to remain indoors at all times and groups of any size are forbidden. No idea how theyre policing that but LA is a dead zone at the moment. Absolutely the definition of an epicenter. California has the third highest number of cases in the United States with most of the cases centered in the same general area in Southern California. Like I said before aside from New York with its outrageous 5000+ cases SoCal is definitely a center of this outbreak. It doesnt mean its the only place where its happening but its hitting harder in more confined spaces and much more dangerous here because of it. But way to go belittling an entire State. Good to know your ego thinks otherwise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 11:29:38 AM #24:	ArvTheGreat posted... She wants you have unprotected sex with her Maybe. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935944132] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>ArvTheGreat posted... </cite> <quote>She wants you have unprotected sex with her</quote> Maybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 03/20/20 11:30:42 AM #25:	ArvTheGreat posted... She wants you have unprotected sex with her You must not have ever seen TC. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:935944177] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>ArvTheGreat posted... </cite> <quote>She wants you have unprotected sex with her</quote>You must not have ever seen TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 11:32:19 AM #26:	TC thinks California is the only one with those social distancing recommendations. Fucking hilarious. Epicenter! Hahahahahahah --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935944238] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>TC thinks California is the only one with those social distancing recommendations. Fucking hilarious. Epicenter! Hahahahahahah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 11:35:56 AM #27:	SunWuKung420 posted... TC thinks California is the only one with those social distancing recommendations. Fucking hilarious. Epicenter! Hahahahahahah Sunny thinks 40 million people under lockdown is chump change when every single other State except New York, just announced minutes ago, is not under an officially ordered lockdown. Fucking hilarious. Hahahahahahaha. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935944386] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>TC thinks California is the only one with those social distancing recommendations. Fucking hilarious. Epicenter! Hahahahahahah</quote> Sunny thinks 40 million people under lockdown is chump change when every single other State except New York, just announced minutes ago, is not under an officially ordered lockdown. Fucking hilarious. Hahahahahahaha. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 11:40:32 AM #28:	Hahahahahahah --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935944599] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Hahahahahahah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 11:41:24 AM #29:	SunWuKung420 posted... Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935944645] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Hahahahahahah</quote> Hahahahahahah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 11:43:01 AM #30:	Epicenter! HAHAHAHAH --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935944704] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Epicenter! HAHAHAHAH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 11:44:37 AM #31:	It's now the California virus. Wuhan was just a trial run. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935944775] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>It's now the California virus. Wuhan was just a trial run. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 12:04:25 PM #32:	You know for being named sunny you sure dont have a very sunny disposition. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935945601] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>You know for being named sunny you sure dont have a very sunny disposition. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 12:56:56 PM #33:	I'm laughing over here but by disposition is gloomy. Ok epicenter --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935947680] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>I'm laughing over here but by disposition is gloomy. Ok epicenter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/20/20 1:42:23 PM #34:	I don't think OP knows what epicenter means --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:935949644] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>I don't think OP knows what epicenter means </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 3:12:57 PM #35:	Jen0125 posted... I don't think OP knows what epicenter means Well for the record, sunnys the one who keeps saying epicenter when all I said was center. Sunny doesnt know the difference between an outbreak and an earthquake. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935953971] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>I don't think OP knows what epicenter means</quote> Well for the record, sunnys the one who keeps saying epicenter when all I said was center. Sunny doesnt know the difference between an outbreak and an earthquake. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/20/20 3:18:24 PM #36:	California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:935954227] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 03/20/20 3:19:53 PM #37:	Jen0125 posted... California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US Have a nice day Jen. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:935954295] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US</quote> Have a nice day Jen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 03/20/20 3:50:11 PM #38:	Jen0125 posted... California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US That's because California is on the west coast. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:935955831] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>California is neither the center nor the epicenter of this virus in the US </quote> That's because California is on the west coast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/20/20 3:50:30 PM #39:	I've slept through more California earthquakes than you've had "paid for" girlfriends. --- Align your chakras, it starts with your breathing. http://www.arfalpha.com/ScienceOfBreath/ScienceOfBreath.htm <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:935955844] in Gave A Gir... [t:78460065]...</cite> <quote>I've slept through more California earthquakes than you've had "paid for" girlfriends. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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