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Lord_Shadow 01/28/20 6:13:18 AM #1:	Emperor Palpatine Fucked. The dudes who's face looks like by balls on a hot summer day in july after a hard day's work. That guy got Laid. What. The. Fuck. --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:933589578] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Emperor Palpatine Fucked. The dudes who's face looks like by balls on a hot summer day in july after a hard day's work. That guy got Laid. What. The. Fuck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 01/28/20 6:14:41 AM #2:	girthy cock <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:933589596] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>girthy cock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_Force 01/28/20 6:16:46 AM #3:	Something something UNNATURAL. Something something DEW IT! --- More Bush on Obama's Clinton! What the hell does "should of" mean? <cite>Delta_Force posted [p:933589622] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Something something UNNATURAL. Something something DEW IT! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 01/28/20 6:17:07 AM #4:	The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural --- It ok Hameru. Rabu. <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:933589630] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zombified_Toast 01/28/20 7:24:44 AM #5:	Well he was evil, so it was probably a sex slave kinda deal. --- stant447 - So suicide is illegal. But smoking is not? I'm allowed to passively kill myself, but not actively? Transmutant - Just as long as you die I'm happy. <cite>Zombified_Toast posted [p:933590521] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Well he was evil, so it was probably a sex slave kinda deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 01/28/20 7:28:42 AM #6:	Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator? --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:933590583] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 01/28/20 7:51:21 AM #7:	He probably used "the force". --- https://imgur.com/hslUvRN When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:933590943] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>He probably used "the force". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 01/28/20 8:25:52 AM #8:	s0nicfan posted... Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator? Because Rey's dad doesn't look particularly old, the actor himself being 30 so we could assume the character was as well. Which means that old Sheev fucked sometime around or before A New Hope. --- https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb <cite>VTBM posted [p:933591578] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted... </cite> <quote>Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator?</quote> Because Rey's dad doesn't look particularly old, the actor himself being 30 so we could assume the character was as well. Which means that old Sheev fucked sometime around or before A New Hope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 01/28/20 8:41:42 AM #9:	It was def rape --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933591883] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>It was def rape </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/28/20 8:46:36 AM #10:	He used the Force to create a baby, just like how Anakin was made. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:933591996] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>He used the Force to create a baby, just like how Anakin was made. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
quinfordmac 01/28/20 8:59:43 AM #11:	Foppe posted... He used the Force to create a baby, just like how Anakin was made. ye this was what I was gonna hop in to say he did this shit to anakin so it's reasonable to say she did it to Rey too --- What would $1,000 a month do for you? https://www.yang2020.com/policies/ <cite>quinfordmac posted [p:933592320] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>He used the Force to create a baby, just like how Anakin was made.</quote>ye this was what I was gonna hop in to say he did this shit to anakin so it's reasonable to say she did it to Rey too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/28/20 9:03:03 AM #12:	Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:933592395] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/28/20 9:03:51 AM #13:	RebelElite791 posted... Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev That is what the Jedi believed, yes. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:933592411] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev </quote>That is what the Jedi believed, yes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/28/20 9:04:14 AM #14:	Foppe posted... That is what the Jedi believed, yes. That is what is canonical fact, genius --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:933592421] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>That is what the Jedi believed, yes.</quote>That is what is canonical fact, genius </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Letron_James 01/28/20 9:04:30 AM #16:	RebelElite791 posted... Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:933592428] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>Anakin was created by the Force, not Sheev </quote> Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/28/20 9:05:10 AM #17:	RebelElite791 posted... That is what is canonical fact, genius Yes, it is canonial fact that the Jedi believed that. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:933592446] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>That is what is canonical fact, genius</quote>Yes, it is canonial fact that the Jedi believed that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/28/20 9:05:42 AM #18:	Letron_James posted... Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere Nope Foppe posted... Yes, it is canonial fact that the Jedi believed that. And that the Force created him. Not Sheev. --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:933592457] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Letron_James posted... </cite> <quote>Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere</quote>Nope Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>Yes, it is canonial fact that the Jedi believed that.</quote>And that the Force created him. Not Sheev. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
quinfordmac 01/28/20 9:11:56 AM #19:	RebelElite791 posted... That is what is canonical fact, genius that vader comic where it's revealed ~~Palpatine manipulated the force in order to create Anakin~~ is canon tbh --- What would $1,000 a month do for you? https://www.yang2020.com/policies/ <cite>quinfordmac posted [p:933592608] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>RebelElite791 posted... </cite> <quote>That is what is canonical fact, genius</quote>that vader comic where it's revealed Palpatine manipulated the force in order to create Anakin is canon tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 01/28/20 9:15:15 AM #20:	quinfordmac posted... that vader comic where it's revealed ~~Palpatine manipulated the force in order to create Anakin~~ is canon tbh https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/a-longtime-explanation-for-anakin-skywalkers-creation-was-just-debunked.html/ Tl;dr: The Dark Side clouded that vision and it wasn't real. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:933592705] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>quinfordmac posted...</cite> <quote> that vader comic where it's revealed Palpatine manipulated the force in order to create Anakin is canon tbh </quote> https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/a-longtime-explanation-for-anakin-skywalkers-creation-was-just-debunked.html/ Tl;dr: The Dark Side clouded that vision and it wasn't real.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/28/20 9:34:45 AM #21:	Letron_James posted... Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere Darth Plagueis did it, not Sheev --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:933593336] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Letron_James posted... </cite> <quote>Wasn't it hinted that he had a role in his conception somewhere</quote>Darth Plagueis did it, not Sheev </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 01/28/20 9:35:55 AM #22:	If Palpi had his child before the incident with Windu then that means Reys father would have been in like his 60s or so. Either the lady he had sex with had a burn victim fetish or he raped her. Imagine that monstrous face orgasming --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:933593366] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>If Palpi had his child before the incident with Windu then that means Reys father would have been in like his 60s or so. Either the lady he had sex with had a burn victim fetish or he raped her. Imagine that monstrous face orgasming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/28/20 9:37:48 AM #23:	I don't care much for the twist But Iunno why it's so hard to imagine that an older extremely influential and powerful politician would indulge in uh "pleasures of the flesh" --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:933593425] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>I don't care much for the twist But Iunno why it's so hard to imagine that an older extremely influential and powerful politician would indulge in uh "pleasures of the flesh" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 01/28/20 9:40:15 AM #25:	Apparently it has always been a thing in canon that Sheev liked to fuck. A LOT. And yes, he still did it after he got all wrinkly. Apparently there is already one good candidate for who Rey's grandmother is: The bald lady on the right. I think it already was established before RoS that they were fucking. --- When I was a boy and I saw scary things in the news, my mother would say to me: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. -Fred Rogers <cite>action52 posted [p:933593509] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Apparently it has always been a thing in canon that Sheev liked to fuck. A LOT. And yes, he still did it after he got all wrinkly. Apparently there is already one good candidate for who Rey's grandmother is: The bald lady on the right. I think it already was established before RoS that they were fucking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/28/20 9:44:33 AM #26:	Don't forget that via the force it's technically possible to glamour and shapeshift --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:933593630] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget that via the force it's technically possible to glamour and shapeshift </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 01/28/20 9:47:14 AM #27:	Doom_Art posted... Don't forget that via the force it's technically possible to glamour and shapeshift Also there's more than one way to use the Force. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933593721] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Doom_Art posted... </cite> <quote>Don't forget that via the force it's technically possible to glamour and shapeshift</quote>Also there's more than one way to use the Force. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/28/20 9:50:49 AM #29:	Hairistotle posted... why is everyone calling the emperor 'sheev' all of a sudden? Been a while since I've seen the prequels but I think it's his first name. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933593834] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>why is everyone calling the emperor 'sheev' all of a sudden?</quote>Been a while since I've seen the prequels but I think it's his first name. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/28/20 9:51:46 AM #30:	Hairistotle posted... why is everyone calling the emperor 'sheev' all of a sudden? That's his first name DevsBro posted... Also there's more than one way to use the Force. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be fabulous --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:933593871] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>why is everyone calling the emperor 'sheev' all of a sudden?</quote>That's his first name DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>Also there's more than one way to use the Force.</quote>The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be fabulous </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 01/28/20 9:55:28 AM #32:	Disney era isnt canon <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:933594006] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Disney era isnt canon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 01/28/20 9:55:43 AM #33:	Hairistotle posted... contextually i understand that but when did they say it? and why is it now all of a sudden His canonical first name was given in the Tarkin novel back in 2014 --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:933594020] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>contextually i understand that but when did they say it? and why is it now all of a sudden</quote>His canonical first name was given in the Tarkin novel back in 2014 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/28/20 9:57:55 AM #35:	Hairistotle posted... contextually i understand that but when did they say it? and why is it now all of a sudden There are lots of "common knowledge" things about Star Wars that don't come from the movies. For example, where does "And also with you" come from? --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933594098] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>contextually i understand that but when did they say it? and why is it now all of a sudden</quote>There are lots of "common knowledge" things about Star Wars that don't come from the movies. For example, where does "And also with you" come from? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/28/20 10:18:34 AM #37:	Hairistotle posted... catholic church? do the jedi say "and also with you"? cuz if so i dont remember that either That's what StackExchange suggested when I searched that exact question. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933594804] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Hairistotle posted... </cite> <quote>catholic church? do the jedi say "and also with you"? cuz if so i dont remember that either</quote>That's what StackExchange suggested when I searched that exact question. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JBaLLEN66 01/28/20 10:33:16 AM #39:	That movie was terrible --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:933595349] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>That movie was terrible </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 01/28/20 10:36:17 AM #40:	That bald chick is Reys grandma. Shes pretty hot imo. --- https://imgur.com/DCjoiZ0 https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 <cite>spanky1 posted [p:933595457] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>That bald chick is Reys grandma. Shes pretty hot imo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 01/28/20 10:41:58 AM #41:	AlisLandale posted... The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural The sexually-repressed Jedi probably considered doggy style to be 'unnatural.' So thanks for making the mental image that much worse :P --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:933595654] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be...unnatural</quote> The sexually-repressed Jedi probably considered doggy style to be 'unnatural.' So thanks for making the mental image that much worse :P </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 01/28/20 11:12:30 AM #42:	https://youtu.be/e-owxuN51hI --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:933596747] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/e-owxuN51hI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 01/28/20 11:48:12 AM #43:	https://youtu.be/Obq8xCn91Ck?t=9 --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:933598138] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/Obq8xCn91Ck?t=9 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 01/28/20 11:50:54 AM #44:	What's your excuse, CE? --- Yeah! You Go, Boy! https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:933598244] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>What's your excuse, CE?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 01/28/20 11:52:34 AM #46:	s0nicfan posted... Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator? Because the average person is terrible at math, apparently. Its pretty obvious he did it before he got fucked up, imo. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:933598307] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>s0nicfan posted... </cite> <quote>Why does everyone assume he did so AFTER the facial damage and not when he was just an old and affluent senator?</quote> Because the average person is terrible at math, apparently. Its pretty obvious he did it before he got fucked up, imo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 01/28/20 11:59:30 AM #47:	Gladius_ posted... They hate rich people, money, influence, and success. They also lack confidence and self esteem. Palpatine has all of these things. Palpatine also doesn't hide in closets when people are around. <cite>Fossil posted [p:933598560] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>Gladius_ posted... </cite> <quote>They hate rich people, money, influence, and success. They also lack confidence and self esteem. Palpatine has all of these things.</quote>Palpatine also doesn't hide in closets when people are around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 01/28/20 12:00:14 PM #48:	so who did he fuck? and was it his son or daughter who went on to have rey? or is it possible he had 2 children(girl/boy) and they ended up fucking and had rey..... sounds like it would fit perfectly in SW canon as anything else they've come up with lately xd --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:933598588] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>so who did he fuck? and was it his son or daughter who went on to have rey? or is it possible he had 2 children(girl/boy) and they ended up fucking and had rey..... sounds like it would fit perfectly in SW canon as anything else they've come up with lately xd </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 01/28/20 12:02:29 PM #49:	They should have just made Rey his great granddaughter. Palps was almost old enough to be Vader's grandfather already, and yet his actual granddaughter is the same age as Vader's grandson? I mean he was middle aged in episode 1. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:933598679] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>They should have just made Rey his great granddaughter. Palps was almost old enough to be Vader's grandfather already, and yet his actual granddaughter is the same age as Vader's grandson? I mean he was middle aged in episode 1. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JBaLLEN66 01/28/20 12:08:11 PM #50:	DevsBro posted... They should have just made Rey his great granddaughter. Palps was almost old enough to be Vader's grandfather already, and yet his actual granddaughter is the same age as Vader's grandson? I mean he was middle aged in episode 1. this movie has more pot holes than a inner city Detroit road in February --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) <cite>JBaLLEN66 posted [p:933598916] in The distur... [t:78365550]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>They should have just made Rey his great granddaughter. Palps was almost old enough to be Vader's grandfather already, and yet his actual granddaughter is the same age as Vader's grandson? I mean he was middle aged in episode 1.</quote> this movie has more pot holes than a inner city Detroit road in February </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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