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MabusIncarnate
12/28/19 8:59:50 PM
#252:


Yeah man wife had family coming in and they had to cancel last minute and I was just saying to her I managed to avoid it this season.. 3 days later running a fuckin fever.

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butthole666
12/28/19 9:36:27 PM
#253:


Tonights set was good now im sitting in my car drinking to avoid talking to anybody

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/19 10:34:14 PM
#254:


butthole666 posted...
Tonights set was good now im sitting in my car drinking to avoid talking to anybody

You may have already covered this but what kinda music do you guys play?

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CanuckCowboy
12/28/19 10:39:08 PM
#255:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You may have already covered this but what kinda music do you guys play?

Oh yeah. This question from me too.

Also fuck just peed on my cat again. Second time he decided to leap onto the toilet while i was taking a leak and I accidentally peed on him. He got r kellyd this time cause i couldnt cut it off.

I had to wash him and now i guess were not friends anymore. Lol.

Its fucking cool he pees in the toilet sometimes but fuck dude dont just leap up there into my stream. >_>


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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/19 10:40:26 PM
#256:


HAHA mannnnn that made my night right there.

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MabusIncarnate
12/28/19 10:42:08 PM
#257:


Sucks when Walter gets peed on but it gets a good laugh out of me. Butthole mentioned above his band tries for the mid 80s punk sound which sounds cool as fuck.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/19 10:47:04 PM
#258:


Speaking of pissing on animals whatever happened to @The_Doge ? Is he still draggin ass around here?

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CanuckCowboy
12/28/19 10:48:34 PM
#259:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
HAHA mannnnn that made my night right there.

it sucked. Lol.

He couldnt stop peeing. I couldnt stop peeing. He just kept shaking his head and body while i rained pee on him and i couldnt aim well enough to miss him consistently.

Now after i cleaned him up hes just traumatized. Hes not so much playing as obsessively hitting his fishing rod and trying to forget.

https://files.catbox.moe/cbq3be.MOV

dude is just the fucking best.


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CanuckCowboy
12/28/19 10:51:05 PM
#260:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Sucks when Walter gets peed on but it gets a good laugh out of me. Butthole mentioned above his band tries for the mid 80s punk sound which sounds cool as fuck.

Fuck yeah thats awesome. Minor threat remains one of my favourite bands yo this day.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Speaking of pissing on animals whatever happened to @The_Doge ? Is he still draggin ass around here?

Havent seen him since the walter the shady cat topic. Walter must have knocked on his door.

I know nothing and he admits nothing.

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gnomefromnome
12/29/19 12:09:44 AM
#261:


Moar Alaskan beer, it's Helles Ale...not bad

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 12:26:14 AM
#262:




Bellator showed some old wandy vs rampage shit and Walter was super into it.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 12:27:25 AM
#263:


Walter has money riding on that shit.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 12:32:19 AM
#264:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Walter has money riding on that shit.


Lol. Fuck he must. He gave zero fucks till now.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 12:32:58 AM
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The_Doge
12/29/19 12:46:54 AM
#266:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Fuck yeah thats awesome. Minor threat remains one of my favourite bands yo this day.

Havent seen him since the walter the shady cat topic. Walter must have knocked on his door.

I know nothing and he admits nothing.
I have been busy being Mayor unlike cate

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 12:50:55 AM
#267:


I'd love to see a vote for new mayor. Doge vs Walter.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 12:52:01 AM
#268:


The_Doge posted...
I have been busy being Mayor unlike cate

So cate is doing no harm and doge has been doing harm and lies and self promotion for lulz.

We can do better than mayor doge quimby.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 12:54:12 AM
#269:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd love to see a vote for new mayor. Doge vs Walter.

Goddamn right. Give walter a campaign season and i bet anything he smashes doge. Doge is like trump and walter is like dad trudeau.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 12:55:20 AM
#270:


We got a new year coming up we need a new mayor.

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The_Doge
12/29/19 12:55:39 AM
#271:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'd love to see a vote for new mayor. Doge vs Walter.
@jpennys_cat is a more serious catedidate then Walter but both are bad cates

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 12:56:07 AM
#272:


Sounds like you're scared of Walter.

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The_Doge
12/29/19 12:57:37 AM
#273:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Sounds like you're scared of Walter.
Walter is a bad Cate who doesn't have an account therefore can't be Mayor

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 12:58:24 AM
#274:


We can get Walter an account you don't worry about that little fella.

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The_Doge
12/29/19 12:59:37 AM
#275:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We can get Walter an account you don't worry about that little fella.
Still doesn't change the bad Cate fact

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:00:06 AM
#276:


You explain to me how Walter is bad. Go ahead.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:01:27 AM
#277:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
We can get Walter an account you don't worry about that little fella.

Yeah thats a pretty sad attempt to deflect walter doge. He could have one inside of 5 mins. Why are you so scared?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You explain to me how Walter is bad. Go ahead.


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The_Doge
12/29/19 1:06:10 AM
#278:


CanuckCowboy posted...


You explain to me how Walter is bad. Go ahead.
He scratch the hand that feeds bad cate!

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:09:14 AM
#279:


Weird suddenly theres an account TheCatWhoKnocks.

Doge has pushed too far.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:09:56 AM
#280:


The_Doge posted...
He scratch the hand that feeds bad cate!

Hes gentle with hands mostly. Tbf he does have a thing against feet.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:10:54 AM
#281:


Doge is too old anymore anyway. Walter is young and able to take down any obstacles. Except piss..... he get's pissed on a lot, but he's working on it.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:13:47 AM
#282:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Doge is too old anymore anyway. Walter is young and able to take down any obstacles. Except piss..... he get's pissed on a lot, but he's working on it.

Lmao.

Yeah hes the new era but that is kinda an issue. Weve both owned up to it and hopefully can improve for our sake and the constituents. Lol

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The_Doge
12/29/19 1:16:38 AM
#283:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Doge is too old anymore anyway. Walter is young and able to take down any obstacles. Except piss..... he get's pissed on a lot, but he's working on it.


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Lord_Shadow
12/29/19 1:18:00 AM
#284:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Lmao.

Yeah hes the new era but that is kinda an issue. Weve both owned up to it and hopefully can improve for our sake and the constituents. Lol
Walter is gonna have to survive the Cat primary

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:19:18 AM
#285:


The_Doge posted...


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NotSoObvious
12/29/19 1:19:36 AM
#286:


*sips Jim Beam n Cinnamon coke*

I wanna get my glasses tangled in all this hair

https://youtu.be/INouvLl1JiQ

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:21:41 AM
#287:


Lord_Shadow posted...
Walter is gonna have to survive the Cat primary

@jpennys_cat will be his advisor. Much advise. Crush doge hard.

Cats are smart enough to strategize.

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CanuckCowboy
12/29/19 1:22:41 AM
#288:


Theres a cinnamon coke? I kinda wanna try that

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:23:04 AM
#289:


Where the hell did you get cinnamon coke? @NotSoObvious ? I dunno how that would go with rum but i'm a little curious now.

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gnomefromnome
12/29/19 1:26:31 AM
#290:


https://us.coca-cola.com/product-locator-coca-cola-cinnamon/

That's obviously not my account

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:27:27 AM
#291:


FUCKERS. Nothin within 10 miles of me.

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NotSoObvious
12/29/19 1:29:03 AM
#292:


I bought mine at the local Wal-Mart

...or was it Fred Meyer aka Krogers

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butthole666
12/29/19 1:29:59 AM
#293:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You may have already covered this but what kinda music do you guys play?
This ones a bubblegum pop/garage kinda thing

headliner complimented me soundchecking w a cky riff, said nothing about our actual set lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:34:35 AM
#294:


Whch CKY riff? I haven't heard those guys in years.

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butthole666
12/29/19 1:36:07 AM
#295:


the cky riff

https://youtu.be/zW54sH68OXI

but now Im home and finally about to sit down with Mario Maker 2, jammin this

https://youtu.be/th-1127-5AE

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NotSoObvious
12/29/19 1:37:42 AM
#296:


before the interwebs, we ... had vids like this to..well...look

https://youtu.be/BqDjMZKf-wg

*opens an Alaskan Amber*

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/29/19 1:42:29 AM
#297:


Listening to Infiltrate destroy rebuild now. Haven't heard that album in years. Takes me back.

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NotSoObvious
12/29/19 1:57:25 AM
#298:


idk who this chic is but Daddy likes

https://youtu.be/wcLNteez3c4

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jpennys_cat
12/29/19 6:40:54 AM
#299:


The_Doge posted...
@jpennys_cat is a more serious catedidate then Walter but both are bad cates
Talk about the pot calling the kettle bad.

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PatrickMahomes
12/29/19 5:32:37 PM
#300:


My deeding topic got deleted

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PatrickMahomes
12/29/19 8:13:59 PM
#301:


http://www.woodhatspirits.com/bourbon-rubenesque

My parents bought me a bottle of this for Christmas. Think I'm going to bust it open with my girlfriend on NYE

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