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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 3:03:11 AM
#51:


You know theres an edit button right? You can edit your post if you have another thing to say in a post instead of posting again 10 seconds later.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 3:03:25 AM
#52:


DrizztLink posted...
Dude.

Stop.
Why don't you shut the fuck up? I didn't have an issue you but I guess it's now

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 3:03:58 AM
#53:


Literally half of the posts on the first page are from you.

Chill.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:04:02 AM
#54:


I legit wonder how often you see the two posts in one minute error on here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:04:12 AM
#55:


inloveanddeath0 posted...
Why don't you shut the fuck up? I didn't have an issue you but I guess it's now

You're done here.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:05:23 AM
#56:


Dial it back man I'm not in the mood to get pissed tonight. Drizz is a good bro.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 3:07:04 AM
#57:


I want social interaction when drinking but am also impatient. Okay fine. I forget how finnecky people can be

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:08:38 AM
#58:


Blocked him out had to do it.. dude was unbearable tonight. It's like trying to talk logic to a crackhead

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:08:40 AM
#59:


I feel like this is a Christmas present for all of us. Mabus I don't know if you got that fucking guy on Live but i'm getting rid of him. He started following me the other day it's weird.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 3:10:27 AM
#60:


Eh, I've dealt with worse.

Dude does need a break, though.

Like a kid on a Neopets forum bumping his topic after 45 seconds.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:10:55 AM
#61:


Yeah he added me too. That's not the vibe we want here, we are going back to chill and music. I don't want a 500 topic daily.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:13:14 AM
#62:


That's why I never liked to put a number on it. It's just a damn drinking topic,

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:15:36 AM
#63:


Back to drinking let's go boys and gal

@JimCarrysToe we need a new thread bat signal for you. I tried holding up the last thread then bro was like oh I guess that means spam post 5 times in 3 minutes and rush to close the thread.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:18:33 AM
#64:


She said something about he can have his piss back. I dunno I'm usually too drunk to remember what I sent her to spark shit like that.

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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 3:27:16 AM
#65:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Back to drinking let's go boys and gal

@JimCarrysToe we need a new thread bat signal for you. I tried holding up the last thread then bro was like oh I guess that means spam post 5 times in 3 minutes and rush to close the thread.
Eeeeh the only way y'all'd be able to get my attention away from my THX sound remix binge is to throw a bottle of ketchup through my window. Guess I'll just have to get lucky. It'd be easier to gauge how fast the thing would end if inloveanddeath wouldn't spam every thought lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5nce4iQZrQ

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:31:50 AM
#66:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Eeeeh the only way y'all'd be able to get my attention away from my THX sound remix binge is to throw a bottle of ketchup through my window. Guess I'll just have to get lucky. It'd be easier to gauge how fast the thing would end if inloveanddeath wouldn't spam every thought lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5nce4iQZrQ

Turnn it uuuppp!

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:38:14 AM
#67:


I mean I might give him another shot down the line but if virtually everyone is saying quit spam posting and his response is 7 posts immediately before anyone else posts.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:41:28 AM
#68:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I mean I might give him another shot down the line but if virtually everyone is saying quit spam posting and his response is 7 posts immediately before anyone else posts.

I've felt that way for a while but I tried to be nice.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:43:32 AM
#69:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I've felt that way for a while but I tried to be nice.
Same my tolerance levels are high. It's all good.. we can move forward. I'm pretty trashed idk what I'm gonna watch.

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trappedunderice
12/25/19 3:46:42 AM
#70:


Hey Mabus wanna be my friend

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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 3:48:06 AM
#71:


Night night!

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 3:50:48 AM
#72:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Night night!

I dumped an entire jar of questionable scorpions in your sheets. So I dunnno.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 3:51:20 AM
#73:


trappedunderice posted...
Hey Mabus wanna be my friend
Sure bud, i'll be your friend.

https://youtu.be/oNnGmq99Xv4

JimCarrysToe posted...
Night night!
Night home skillet

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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 4:00:46 AM
#74:


I just thought of something but first.....

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I dumped an entire jar of questionable scorpions in your sheets. So I dunnno.
*gasp* I love them! I'll name them jerry, jeffree, geoffrey, daniela, candice, accident, andrew, student loans, barack, ben, failed abortion, alice, leana, drake, cumshot, and johnny!

I found something for @inloveanddeath0 s chattiness

http://www.jabberwacky.com

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trappedunderice
12/25/19 4:04:26 AM
#75:


I wish I could've been at that concert, two legends on stage.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 4:04:50 AM
#76:


Cumshot is my favorite scorpion

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 4:13:08 AM
#77:


https://youtu.be/2PIFDTuf2RM

I'm feelin the mellow

@WrestlinFan literally posting music in another thread and not sharing here

I don't care if you aren't drinkin man, post up your stuff. I was liking that Field Medic vibe

You are a chill bro, come hang out more

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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 9:03:53 AM
#79:


Spent last night drinking vodka and looking at pinball machines. Damn I wish they weren't so expensive. I'd kill to own 1 or 8 of them.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 10:38:20 AM
#80:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Spent last night drinking vodka and looking at pinball machines. Damn I wish they weren't so expensive. I'd kill to own 1 or 8 of them.

A buddy of mine has a couple of pinball machines in his basement.

A piece of advice. I wouldn't actually get one unless you have at least some level of electrical knowledge. It fucks up often and he's always having to open it up and fix shit.
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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 11:04:08 AM
#81:


a-c-a-b posted...
A buddy of mine has a couple of pinball machines in his basement.

A piece of advice. I wouldn't actually get one unless you have at least some level of electrical knowledge. It fucks up often and he's always having to open it up and fix shit.
Do you know which ones he has?

Oh yeah. They take some upkeep. I work in IT and have no problem opening up shit and tinkering. It would be worth it.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 11:22:34 AM
#82:


BlazinBlue88 posted...

Do you know which ones he has?

Oh yeah. They take some upkeep. I work in IT and have no problem opening up shit and tinkering. It would be worth it.

He's got a Hook one (as in the movie with Robin Williams)

The other is called Truck Stop.
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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 11:53:46 AM
#83:


a-c-a-b posted...
He's got a Hook one (as in the movie with Robin Williams)

The other is called Truck Stop.
Oh Hook is hard. It's been years since I've played it so I can't remember why. I think a couple ramps lead the ball straight between the flippers if you don't make it up them. Also I wanna say the magnet under the table is rough.

Haven't heard of Truck Stop before but it looks really fun.

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butthole666
12/25/19 11:55:35 AM
#84:


hows everybodys chimpus goin?

Couldnt drink too much last night with mass and all, gonna make up for it today

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butthole666
12/25/19 11:56:39 AM
#85:


Also rip :(

https://youtu.be/03cDvRl3edo

lol just saw earlier in the thread srry for the double post bros

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 12:16:37 PM
#86:


Getting drunk and playing video games much like any other day. But I'm going over to some friends place for dinner later on.
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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 12:21:43 PM
#87:


butthole666 posted...
hows everybodys chimpus goin?

Couldnt drink too much last night with mass and all, gonna make up for it today
Just gotta make it through a 2 hour visit from my parents then Im free to drink a lot. Already had a White Russian while cooking lunch.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 1:46:43 PM
#88:


Out doing family stuff all day.. after the week I had I'd rather be home, laying out on the couch watching TV and drinking.

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PatrickMahomes
12/25/19 1:50:19 PM
#89:


Merry Christmas friends

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:22:27 PM
#90:


Merrrrrry Christmas friends. Today is a total recovery day. I've been boozing it up quite a bit since some friends got to town last weekend. Already watched A Christmas Story. Just need Home Alone and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and the day is complete.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:26:22 PM
#91:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Merrrrrry Christmas friends. Today is a total recovery day. I've been boozing it up quite a bit since some friends got to town last weekend. Already watched A Christmas Story. Just need Home Alone and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation and the day is complete.
I'm planning on Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation today. I don't have a lot of movies I watch over the holiday, but Elf and Home Alone are always there besides these two.

I watched Christmas Chronicles again this year, it might make the rotation, it's a great flick.

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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 4:41:01 PM
#92:


Parents left an hour ago. Digging into my Reyka vodka. It's the only vodka I enjoy.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 4:42:37 PM
#93:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Parents left an hour ago. Digging into my Reyka vodka. It's the only vodka I enjoy.
I'm not a vodka guy, i'll drink it but the only one I enjoyed of the few i've tried was Grey Goose and it's too pricey for how much I drink.

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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 4:51:36 PM
#94:


Turkey just finished cooking so I'm gonna chow down and watch this on repeat several hundred times cuz I'm not into christmas movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cynKWgv8mwc

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 4:53:42 PM
#95:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm not a vodka guy, i'll drink it but the only one I enjoyed of the few i've tried was Grey Goose and it's too pricey for how much I drink.
Fuck Grey Goose.

Ketel One is the best option.

Anyway, got a dope set of Bluetooth headphones.

Seriously the best I've ever owned.

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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 5:15:52 PM
#96:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm not a vodka guy, i'll drink it but the only one I enjoyed of the few i've tried was Grey Goose and it's too pricey for how much I drink.
Oh I can't stand vodka but my cousin recommended Reyka vodka to us and wow. Smooth and only $25 a bottle.

Also I just dropped some money on a fight stick for my Sega Saturn. It's coming from Japan so I won't be able to enjoy it for 3 weeks.

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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 5:16:58 PM
#97:


DrizztLink posted...
Fuck Grey Goose.

Ketel One is the best option.

Anyway, got a dope set of Bluetooth headphones.

Seriously the best I've ever owned.
What headphones?

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modena
12/25/19 5:18:09 PM
#98:


Cheers!

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 5:18:53 PM
#99:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Oh I can't stand vodka but my cousin recommended Reyka vodka to us and wow. Smooth and only $25 a bottle.

Also I just dropped some money on a fight stick for my Sega Saturn. It's coming from Japan so I won't be able to enjoy it for 3 weeks.
Dang, that's the only Sega console ever made that I didn't own. I even had that weird 32X attachment for my Genesis back then.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 5:29:21 PM
#100:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
What headphones?
Sony wh-1000x m3, apparently.

I got a text from my fwb while listening to Spotify.

It paused my music, read me the message, and let me dictate a reply and sent it.

Only thing it messed up was the pronunciation of her name, and in its defense she has a weird name.

Also they sound fucking GREAT.

The future is dope.

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