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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 6:41:34 PM
#101:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Dang, that's the only Sega console ever made that I didn't own. I even had that weird 32X attachment for my Genesis back then.
I bought the Japanese grey and blue model over the summer off of eBay for about $80. Added it to my Sega retro setup. I love all the shoot em ups and fighters on the console.

DrizztLink posted...
Sony wh-1000x m3, apparently.

I got a text from my fwb while listening to Spotify.

It paused my music, read me the message, and let me dictate a reply and sent it.

Only thing it messed up was the pronunciation of her name, and in its defense she has a weird name.

Also they sound fucking GREAT.

The future is dope.
Nice! I got the sony wh-h900n last year. They are basically the m3s but the noise canceling is worse and the sound quality is better. Love my pair.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 7:08:06 PM
#102:


The noise canceling is nuts.

Put them on, power them up, it's like the TV got turned down 75% before I even start the music.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 8:24:06 PM
#103:


I'm pretty drunk as shit right now.

Fuckin Krang

Krang - Mirror Puncher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU-aGtQrlpg
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 8:30:40 PM
#104:


So full its hard to get drunk. >_>

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 8:54:02 PM
#105:


CanuckCowboy posted...
So full its hard to get drunk. >_>

Yeah man I noticed that happens on Thanksgiving too for sure.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 8:54:21 PM
#106:


CanuckCowboy posted...
So full its hard to get drunk. >_>
BUTTCHUG

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 9:04:16 PM
#107:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lL8Ux1t0Y4
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:23:04 PM
#108:


DrizztLink posted...
BUTTCHUG

That is the only solution. Good call.


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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 9:24:39 PM
#109:


Just had a pretty great dinner.. pounding some Sam Adam's cold snap and tapping into this bottle of Patrone I got as a gift

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:24:40 PM
#110:


also walter isnt that into turkey hearts.

I thought hed be all over that shit. Dude just has a thing for red meat though.
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah man I noticed that happens on Thanksgiving too for sure.

Its a holiday tragedy. But ill take it.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 9:27:48 PM
#111:


My cats are both chicken and turkey eaters.. one wont touch beef the other kind of eats anything.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:38:37 PM
#112:


MabusIncarnate posted...
My cats are both chicken and turkey eaters.. one wont touch beef the other kind of eats anything.

Walter is a picky randomizing punk. Lol. Literally the only two things he always likes are raw beef and whiskas kitten chow.

Ive spent so much on high end food for that dick and he eats so picky.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:39:12 PM
#113:


Also finally watching season 7 of letterkenny. Way better than 5 and 6 tbh.

Thank fuck theyre brining the letterkenny irish back

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 9:44:31 PM
#114:


I finished season 7 a few days ago it was great.. and yeah I tried everything from nutro, blue and science diet and they settled on purina beyond.. it's a decent food at least.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 9:47:14 PM
#115:


Tragedy - The Eyes of Madness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0W03aNr-TE
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:50:55 PM
#116:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I finished season 7 a few days ago it was great.. and yeah I tried everything from nutro, blue and science diet and they settled on purina beyond.. it's a decent food at least.

Same except whiskas kitten formula probly isnt such a good food sadly. Id expect him to like the more natural shit but nope. Unless its raw beef he wants the fast food level shit. Lol.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 9:54:50 PM
#117:


Its a great day for 8 beers.

I already had 8 beers.

Wells its a great days to have 8 more beers.

Id have 8 more beers!

whats a menonites favourite kinda raisin?

a barn raisin

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 10:10:53 PM
#118:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Its a great day for 8 beers.

I already had 8 beers.

Wells its a great days to have 8 more beers.

Id have 8 more beers!

whats a menonites favourite kinda raisin?

a barn raisin
Lol nice

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PatrickMahomes
12/25/19 10:17:11 PM
#119:


I am such a lightweight. All I had was a vodka/sprite and like two beers at the bowling alley, yet here I am almost too drunk to watch die hard and pouring like half a drop of khalua (spelling?) into my coffee

This is ridiculous


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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:33:01 PM
#120:


PatrickMahomes posted...
I am such a lightweight. All I had was a vodka/sprite and like two beers at the bowling alley, yet here I am almost too drunk to watch die hard and pouring like half a drop of khalua (spelling?) into my coffee

This is ridiculous

Fuck ive had like... i dunno beers and a handful of rum and egg nogs.

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WrestlinFan
12/25/19 10:36:15 PM
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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:38:21 PM
#122:


WrestlinFan posted...
Merry Christmas dudes.

a merry christmas to all. And to all a drunk knight.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 10:39:43 PM
#123:


Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:41:51 PM
#124:


DrizztLink posted...
Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.

Well fuck thats fuckin cool.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 10:41:52 PM
#125:


DrizztLink posted...
Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.
That's awesome

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:42:38 PM
#126:


if you ever try to skip a buncha songs quickly youre gonna look funny but honestly thts a bonus.

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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 10:44:58 PM
#127:


I'm not getting drunk because it's some stupid holiday.

I'm getting drunk because I'm an alcoholic.

Cheers friends.



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WrestlinFan
12/25/19 10:48:37 PM
#128:


DrizztLink posted...
Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.
I have some Sony phones I'm wearing right now that have that too. You can pause too that's the useful part for me.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 10:48:59 PM
#129:


a-c-a-b posted...
I'm not getting drunk because it's some stupid holiday.

I'm getting drunk because I'm an alcoholic.

Cheers friends.


Fuck yeah pilly. Fuck yeah in general.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 10:50:45 PM
#130:


WrestlinFan posted...
I have some Sony phones I'm wearing right now that have that too. You can pause too that's the useful part for me.
Ooh, didn't think of that.

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They pause if I double tap on them.

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BlazinBlue88
12/25/19 10:51:19 PM
#131:


DrizztLink posted...
Holy shit.

I can skip songs with these headphones by swiping on the ear piece.
Yeah man. Did you read the instructions? There's 4-5 hand movements you can do. Double tap to pause/unpause. Hold your hand over the right ear piece to temp disable the noise canceling.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 11:44:12 PM
#132:


Nooooo im small and helpless hiding in a bag. please dont expose me



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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 11:44:36 PM
#133:


Ohhh he ain't small.

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CanuckCowboy
12/25/19 11:46:28 PM
#134:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhh he ain't small.

He fakes it good. But then hes all haha i kill!



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DrizztLink
12/25/19 11:47:21 PM
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a-c-a-b
12/25/19 11:55:30 PM
#136:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Nooooo im small and helpless hiding in a bag. please dont expose me

Sneaky little bastard.

I'd still take that over any other Xmas present.

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CanuckCowboy
12/26/19 12:03:56 AM
#137:


a-c-a-b posted...
Sneaky little bastard.

I'd still take that over any other Xmas present.

hes genuinely the most devious little predator ive ever seen. But yeah getting him was one of the best things ive ever done. Hes just cool as fuck.

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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 5:10:42 AM
#138:


Speaking of cats, my newest cat is curled up sleeping with my other cat for the first time (that i've witnessed) since I brought him home. I was so nervous about how they would get along. Just the last 3-4 days, they have gone from feeling each other out to being side by side at most times. They are becoming buddies, and i'm loving it.

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DrizztLink
12/26/19 8:29:25 AM
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WrestlinFan
12/26/19 12:30:25 PM
#140:


MabusIncarnate posted...
https://youtu.be/2PIFDTuf2RM

I'm feelin the mellow

@WrestlinFan literally posting music in another thread and not sharing here

I don't care if you aren't drinkin man, post up your stuff. I was liking that Field Medic vibe

You are a chill bro, come hang out more
I will when I get off work, thanks bruh.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/26/19 7:37:53 PM
#141:


Bout to play some more RDR2 tonight. I had to work today... well I wouldn't call it work I just sat around fucking around on the web all day. Same thing tomorrow and hopefully I can get off Saturday. The week after next i'm taking completely off since all my friends and family will be long gone out of the state.

Love em to death but short bursts.

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JimCarrysToe
12/26/19 7:39:49 PM
#142:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUK6qd3Mohs

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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 7:40:22 PM
#143:


I hear ya man.. the family thing cuts into my quality drinking and gaming time. I've taken a hiatus from xbox this week and been on the switch too much. Embarrassingly enough I'm into Pokemon pretty heavy now.. I never really played one before. The grind is addictive.

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/26/19 7:46:33 PM
#144:


I thought about getting Pokemon. I never play the Switch so maybe that could give it some life.

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a-c-a-b
12/26/19 10:53:25 PM
#145:


Switching it over to vodka after drinking beer most of the day.
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butthole666
12/26/19 11:06:51 PM
#146:


Puked a ton last night and got yelled at for not responding to texts during that then melted down at today while hung over merry fucking xmas

https://youtu.be/CWYgCEbpSh0

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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 11:06:57 PM
#147:


I just tapped back into the tequila. I hate to burn through a 5th of Patrone in two days but it's so damn smooth. Going back to the cheaper shit after tonight. Usually a 5th will last me two nights, but i've been known to down a full one when i'm off the next day. I stretch it out a lot longer though and stay up real late.

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a-c-a-b
12/26/19 11:18:12 PM
#148:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I just tapped back into the tequila. I hate to burn through a 5th of Patrone in two days but it's so damn smooth. Going back to the cheaper shit after tonight. Usually a 5th will last me two nights, but i've been known to down a full one when i'm off the next day. I stretch it out a lot longer though and stay up real late.

A 5th is 26oz right? I always forget. Nobody uses that term up here.
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MabusIncarnate
12/26/19 11:33:05 PM
#149:


a-c-a-b posted...
A 5th is 26oz right? I always forget. Nobody uses that term up here.
Yeah that's right, it's like the standard wine bottle size

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a-c-a-b
12/26/19 11:41:56 PM
#150:


MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah that's right, it's like the standard wine bottle size

What do you guys call the little 375ml bottles? We call them a micky.
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