Current Events > Merry drunken fuckin christmas santa got me a DUI

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:18:06 AM
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Not really I dont drink and drive. Let's fuckin DRINK! @a-c-a-b @Johnny_Nutcase @CanuckCowboy @inloveanddeath0 @DrizztLink @PatrickMahomes @HellRatUFO @BlazinBlue88 @JimCarrysToe @WrestlinFan

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:20:05 AM
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Johny quit hating on me. I finished bl3 tonight. I feel let down though

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:20:46 AM
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Ohhhhhh man you added so many people I always forget....

@DrizztLink Drizzy you freezing your dick off up north there? Just for laughs, I hope so.


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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:21:07 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:21:16 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Johny quit hating on me. I finished bl3 tonight. I feel let down though

The story sucks I know.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:21:23 AM
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I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple but they can fuckin read and find it

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:22:56 AM
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Wondering how many crybabies are gonna read the title thinking I got a dui for real. I'm a drunk but I do it in my own home I'm not about risking others on the road. Fuck bars it's cheaper at home.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:25:51 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wondering how many crybabies are gonna read the title thinking I got a dui for real. I'm a drunk but I do it in my own home I'm not about risking others on the road. Fuck bars it's cheaper at home.
I have never gotten one within 200+ drunk drives

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:26:24 AM
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Although I was the extreme cautious driver so I was on edge

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:26:38 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Wondering how many crybabies are gonna read the title thinking I got a dui for real. I'm a drunk but I do it in my own home I'm not about risking others on the road. Fuck bars it's cheaper at home.

Well i'm sure there will be two. I have been in one devastating drinking and driving accident that i'll never forget.

Learned my lesson!

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 2:27:36 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ohhhhhh man you added so many people I always forget....

@DrizztLink Drizzy you freezing your dick off up north there? Just for laughs, I hope so.
I like the cold.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:28:31 AM
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Wife's sister and mom both have a couple.. no accidents but driving after drinking some. All the legal shit, fines and court visits aren't worth it

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:29:08 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I like the cold.

I laugh but I kinda want some snow. Jusssst a little bit.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:30:28 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I laugh but I kinda want some snow. Jusssst a little bit.
You can have all 4 feet of mine

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:31:55 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
You can have all 4 feet of mine

I'll take the rain I got today. Final answer.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:32:52 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'll take the rain I got today. Final answer.
Good choice

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:35:40 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
You can have all 4 feet of mine
Someone is overcompensating lol

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:36:50 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Someone is overcompensating lol
Oh no there's really this much snow...oh I see what you did there

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:37:01 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP2q8XUW4Bw

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:39:17 AM
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Yeah its gonna be like 60 degrees in TN today at least we got like 3 inches of snow a couple weeks ago. 3 inches is more relatable @inloveanddeath0

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:39:40 AM
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Dont hate me I'm just fuckin with you lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:40:29 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah its gonna be like 60 degrees in TN today at least we got like 3 inches of snow a couple weeks ago. 3 inches is more relatable @inloveanddeath0

I don't really want snow here because where I live........ rain and snow means go faster.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:40:30 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Dont hate me I'm just fuckin with you lol


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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:40:51 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Damnit that reminds me of a song

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:41:50 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:44:03 AM
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I feel I have to apologise for emo songs. They were a part of my childhood

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:44:55 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:45:14 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:45:54 AM
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You need to slow down with your posts. Specifically in this topic and moving forward.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:46:37 AM
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It gets a bit tough to keep up.. condense your thoughts lol

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:52:44 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:53:28 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
It gets a bit tough to keep up.. condense your thoughts lol
You guys seem to slow down lol no offense

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:54:27 AM
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When you're drinking a litre a night plus suffering from depression and anxiety

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:55:18 AM
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I get anxious when noone is responding

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 2:56:35 AM
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Yeah I'm not into posting 10 times every 5 minutes. I'm drinking not snorting coke. Someone posts a song I like to listen to it.. can't listen to 4 songs in 5 minutes.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:56:41 AM
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I can carry 100 posts just I get sloppy

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 2:56:46 AM
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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:57:09 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah I'm not into posting 10 times every 5 minutes. I'm drinking not snorting coke. Someone posts a song I like to listen to it.. can't listen to 4 songs in 5 minutes.
Sorry I've always been like this

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:57:20 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
You guys seem to slow down lol no offense

Actually I take great offense to that. but when we drink we usually post funny shit. When you post here, it's all "where's johnny,....... where's Jim?" Then you just go random.

Nobody slows down here. We just don't care.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:57:41 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
It's been four fucking minutes.

Don't be catboy.
He don't got shit on me

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JimCarrysToe
12/25/19 2:58:14 AM
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Damnit, late again. Oh well heres some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vtR4i2MOz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeuTvXXuQ64

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0EceFHl_k

And yea I gotta agree with the others, you post a bit much inloveanddeath0.

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 2:58:22 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
He don't got shit on me
That's not a thing to strive for.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:58:35 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Actually I take great offense to that. but when we drink we usually post funny shit. When you post here, it's all "where's johnny,....... where's Jim?" Then you just go random.

Nobody slows down here. We just don't care.
Well I'm an actual alcoholic for the record

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Johnny_Nutcase
12/25/19 2:59:19 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
It's been four fucking minutes.

Don't be catboy.

Yeahhhh i'm afraid that's who he is. Even if so, I woulda been cool with it if wasn't spazzing out during every topic.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 2:59:21 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
That's not a thing to strive for.
That wasn't a humble brag

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trappedunderice
12/25/19 2:59:21 AM
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The alts are starting to fall in place.

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 3:00:21 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeahhhh i'm afraid that's who he is. Even if so, I woulda been cool with it if wasn't spazzing out during every topic.
I've been around long before this fuckboy was a twinkle in his dad's eye

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 3:01:09 AM
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Man this really is paranoia hour

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inloveanddeath0
12/25/19 3:01:50 AM
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We are roughly the same age Johnny

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 3:02:04 AM
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