Current Events > Merry drunken fuckin christmas santa got me a DUI

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PatrickMahomes posted...

My deeding topic got deleted

What the hell why? It was funny.

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Holllly shit was it fun watching the Patriots lose to the fucking Dolphins today. Giants lost too but it was actually great because the dickhead Cowboys are OUT and I can drink to that.

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What's up dudes I haven't been drinking much cause I'm waiting for my city to go wet. Alcohol sales officially begin tomorrow, god help my liver.

https://youtu.be/bqaCzsXyE5Y

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Ahhhhh you can't buy booze in your city????? Utah?

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MabusIncarnate posted...

What the hell why? It was funny.

You tell me :shrug:

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Heyyyyyyyyy you were Eli Manning too weren't ya? You got the whole QB situation locked up.

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Where the fucks everyone tonight?

So when I was drinking and digging around CKY last night I found some other older stuff I forgot about. After revisiting some of it, I found some good shit. Here's a band you MIGHT have heard of. I only know them because my ex used to listen to them and said it reminded her of me. I still don't know why, but acoustic version has a nice sound to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rnt5_8nLI

Also CKY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8UFEc_t_U

Coheed and Cambria:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJ27NxYamY

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ahhhhh you can't buy booze in your city????? Utah?

Mississippi

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Right on Mississippi. The only state lower than New Mexico in education.

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@PatrickMahomes

Don't engage with them too much they want any reason.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

PatrickMahomes

Don't engage with them too much they want any reason.

I'm steering clear aside from completely innocuous posts like "please don't tag me."

This shit is out of control though. If any user acted the way he's acting right now, they'd be insta-banned. This is insanity. He can have his fun though.

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I know it's bullshit. It's been that way for as long as I have been modded. If I called a mod or any user ignorant tonight? BANNED. I REALLY still don't know exactly what that muffin guy did. I'm not even joking. I've heard his name thrown around.

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Damnit I just found out this chick I met at the bar the other night is a lesbian. Sonnnnn of a BITCH.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Damnit I just found out this chick I met at the bar the other night is a lesbian. Sonnnnn of a BITCH.

I'm not sipping anything at the moment but if I was, I would pour some out for you brruh

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It's ok I didn't even remember her name. I just had the number.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv23U4uNaU8

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Look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtr13I2ZXC8

I feel bad... sort of.

But just why?

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Why not?

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I cannot find a SINGLE FUCKING PICTURE of someone holding a gun while on the toilet, but I did find these.





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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Right on Mississippi. The only state lower than New Mexico in education.

We don't read so good.

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Song using a scam email as lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEprCmaSacs

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Who's all drinking tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZavgHEQ1lU
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Just started and probably gonna go on a 6 hour zelda bender

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Nice. I've been playing the remastered version of Final Fantasy 9 on PS4.
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I just tamed and rode a sand seal through the desert. It looks like a yellow colored walrus, its wicked. Some weird shit in this game for sure.

I kind of want to do that FF7 remaster I think I bought it on sale.

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Oh man botw sounds very nice right now. Gonna reup on bud this week and tear into that again.

right now im alternating between mario maker 2 and dishonored

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el-1R19mUr4

@everyone

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On the topic of wholesome and adorable animals, follow gilbert the opossum on all social media NOW

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Guys this is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQEIrNSPoQE

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I'm heading out for the night so this will be my last post of 2019.

Here's to another year of drinking and rockin' tunes with ya'll.

Cheers
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butthole666 posted...

Oh man botw sounds very nice right now. Gonna reup on bud this week and tear into that again.

right now im alternating between mario maker 2 and dishonored

Yeah now I'm itching to play BotW more. I don't play it often but when I do I get so sucked into the atmosphere of it. Just climbing the wilderness.

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a-c-a-b posted...

I'm heading out for the night so this will be my last post of 2019.

Here's to another year of drinking and rockin' tunes with ya'll.

Cheers

Nice man be safe

I ran botw for a solid 5 hours or so.. cool game. It has that constant need to grind for that next cool item and not knowing what you are gonna stumble on next.

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BotW is so much fun. Short 2 hour tutorial/starting area, 97.5 hours of "do whatever the fuck you want," then half hour of beat the final boss.

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Sounds like BotW is the game to get.

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Have a safe new years guys! I spent the last day of this year shooting the shit at targets out in the desert. Now to get hammered drunk and puke in a new year.

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Imagine just walking down the street and you see green foam floating around and this guys house looking like it's being consumed by it lol

Skip to 9:00 if the "copy url at current time" didn't work.
https://youtu.be/XXn4fP3CnJg?t=544


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so lets say i did some mdma saturday and hypothetically speaking holy fuck i was so blah feeling and low key sad i literally couldnt summon an interest in anything. Even drinking.

Anyways tonight i chugged my first beer and took a giant bong rip and cough and then puked. So things are looking up.

tonight will probly be the last time i drink this year though. Ahahahaha ahaha ha ahhh

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Also for some reason the incoming mayor is just flippin out running around jumping like a madman then sitting on my toilet for a bit to catch his breath.

No pics when hes on the can. Lol.



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Ringin in my new years with some Makers Marks 94 proof

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Im supposed to go to a party later but aside from one good bud i havent seen in years and girls are the only reasons im still not committed to ditching it. Lol.

The thing is while that one dude is fucking awesome and we always have a fuckin whirlwind adventure of fuckery when i see him i also fucking hate some of his good friends. A couple of em are just.... theyre the people that make me wish it was okay to beat up people for being irritating arrogant dicks. Lol.

The one dude is a giant roid monkey with the worst acne scars of alltime. And hes the stereotype of an insecure pussy try hard who uses roids and constantly never shutting the fuck up to compensate.


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Yeah this year I decided to stay home sort of. I might got to a party later but its in walking distance. My friends are cool but some of their friends aren't. And there's a possibility I run into people that know me that I really don't want to deal with

I've also gotten into a big pattern of people that know me and I have no fucking idea who they are, so I gotta pretend "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy mannnnnnn I haven't seen you in a while"

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah this year I decided to stay home sort of. I might got to a party later but its in walking distance. My friends are cool but some of their friends aren't. And there's a possibility I run into people that know me that I really don't want to deal with

I've also gotten into a big pattern of people that know me and I have no fucking idea who they are, so I gotta pretend "Heyyyyyyyyyyyy mannnnnnn I haven't seen you in a while"

All of this. If it wasnt for the fact im relying on a ride thats coming in the next hour or so and likely couldnt get home till like 5am id go anyways but as it is it just seems like.... fuck it. Id rather get fucked up and listen to tunes and hang with my cat.

Also that dumb roid monkey guy always ends up fighting someone and maybe im manic or maybe just drunk but id love to go that dumbass. Hes got a few inches and a hundred pounds on me but also fuck can he ever not fight. Plus he was a real dick to a friend of mine once. And i just really dont like him.

Still havent decided.


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Yeah don't be fooled by the muscle bound fuck heads. They spend most of their time hitting weights not people. They just do the whole intimidation thing as a ploy. Punch him square in the nose and he'll start tearing up and that's your opening to bring down the mayhem.

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Speaking of that I will never forget the new years after grad it was all the hs people up the mountain at some cabin.

And theres this dude there whose name was fuckin johnny rodgers who knew me and knew tons of shit and had supposedly shared memories but fuck me i cant remember him even now. Everyone else swore he went to school with us for years. To this fucking day i dont know if that dude went to hs with us or if its a giant ass conspiracy theory.

Also johnny rogers. That made me suspicious from the jump. But unless that dude was deeply coached through grades 8 to 12 it kinda had to be true.

My grad class was 100 people ffs. I cant see how id forget a fringe member of my friend group. I probly remember 90 of those hundred now let alone totally blanking on one literally 6 months after we finished hs.

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah don't be fooled by the muscle bound fuck heads. They spend most of their time hitting weights not people. They just do the whole intimidation thing as a ploy. Punch him square in the nose and he'll start tearing up and that's your opening to bring down the mayhem.

Yeah honestly its true. A ton of em are such insecure sad dudes. And hes the king of that.

plus knowing how to fight makes so much more difference than people realize. Between bjj boxing and kyokushin im p sure i can sleep the guy somehow

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I remember one time in hs I was after this chick from another school. She brought her boyfriend to my friends house and there was a bunch of us and we played football in a field. On the side was Pecan trees. This dude didn't even play sports but he lifted weights. I was in wrestling but wasn't as built as he was.

I made it work out that he was on the opposite team. They used him as a running back/wide receiver type shit. One play he went out for a pass and I admit he burned me but it lit a huge fire under my ass.

The next play they handed the ball off to him. I wasn't even covering him. We only had so many people so I kinda played a safety position. The second I saw the ball get handed off to him, I took off like a rocket and knocked him into a pecan tree.

I hit him so hard into the tree it shook almost all of the pecans off the tree and then he quit playing.

In the end, I didn't get the girl. But I did get my shot at that piece of shit and I made it count.


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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I remember one time in hs I was after this chick from another school. She brought her boyfriend to my friends house and there was a bunch of us and we played football in a field. On the side was Pecan trees. This dude didn't even play sports but he lifted weights. I was in wrestling but wasn't as built as he was.

I made it work out that he was on the opposite team. They used him as a running back/wide receiver type shit. One play he went out for a pass and I admit he burned me but it lit a huge fire under my ass.

The next play they handed the ball off to him. I wasn't even covering him. We only had so many people so I kinda played a safety position. The second I saw the ball get handed off to him, I took off like a rocket and knocked him into a pecan tree.

I hit him so hard into the tree it shook almost all of the pecans off the tree and then he quit playing.

In the end, I didn't get the girl. But I did get my shot at that piece of shit and I made it count.

Fuckin nice.

i did something kinda similar in one of our trampoline fights. Except dude smashed another guy out and i just dropkicked him off the tramp with his backturned.

>_>


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Tonight I'm watching Terminator 2 with my wife and little brother in law. First time they are seeing it. I haven't seen it in years. Damn it's so fucking good!

Also drinking a bunch vodka and wine.

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Hello @CanuckCowboy I am your cat please share the weed
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@CanuckCowboy . Can you confirm Walter into the new year?

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