Current Events > Luke Skywalker should be like John Wick. (Spoilers)

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Orlando_Jordan
12/15/19 3:05:30 PM
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Instead, they made him a grumpy old man who barely did anything and then died.

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Foppe
12/15/19 3:06:45 PM
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Wouldnt that make him join the dark side?

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Orlando_Jordan
12/15/19 3:09:00 PM
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Foppe posted...
Wouldnt that make him join the dark side?
No.

Also, imagine if instead of the shitty sidequest with Finn and Rose, we got to see Luke Skywalker defeat 100+ Stormtroopers solo.

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DeadBankerDream
12/15/19 3:11:08 PM
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What a dumb topic.
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Orlando_Jordan
12/15/19 3:11:59 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
What a dumb topic.
Actually, it's not. They hyped up finding Luke Skywalker, found him, and all he did was disappoint.

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DeadBankerDream
12/15/19 3:13:04 PM
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Turning him into John Wick wouldn't have made his appearance non-disappointing, it would just be a different flavour of disappointing.

Hence the topic is insanely dumb and smells of anal farts.
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specialkid8
12/15/19 3:13:34 PM
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No, he should have been like Randal from Clerks.
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IShall_Run_Amok
12/15/19 3:14:14 PM
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John Wick is pretty much the opposite of Luke and Star Wars. Maybe you should watch some other movies instead of gobblin' on garbage.

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Lebronwon
12/15/19 3:15:43 PM
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Yea. Either John Wick or be like Vader at the end of Rogue One

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DeadBankerDream
12/15/19 3:16:15 PM
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Vader in Rogue One was shitty fanservice.
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The Popo
12/15/19 3:17:48 PM
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Give him a wife. Have her die. Have the wife give him a dog. Have the dog die.

Now were in business. Galaxy saved.

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