Current Events > If you put giant spider enemy types in your video game, you can go fuck yourself

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Kitt
11/17/19 5:45:10 AM
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I hate big spiders...
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AlisLandale
11/17/19 5:46:41 AM
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SamsSung
11/17/19 5:49:46 AM
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Snakes, I hate snakes!
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MachineJaipur
11/17/19 5:55:42 AM
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Kitt
11/17/19 5:59:14 AM
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I'll be sure not to click on any of the links in this topic.
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Rika_Furude
11/17/19 6:00:47 AM
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that and any sort of aquatic enemy in a land based game, with very few key exceptions
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davidg4l
11/17/19 6:05:17 AM
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That part in Limbo always creeped me out.

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Thompson
11/17/19 6:26:05 AM
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How about several, tiny ones? You know, the kind that skitter at you in numbers greater than you can dispose of and deal stun damage as they gradually chip away at your health?
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Kitt
11/17/19 6:29:29 AM
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Thompson posted...
How about several, tiny ones? You know, the kind that skitter at you in numbers greater than you can dispose of and deal stun damage as they gradually chip away at your health?

That's fine.
The large ones with realistic/creepy spider leg proportions can go to hell.
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pres_madagascar
11/17/19 6:36:55 AM
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DuneMan
11/17/19 6:45:50 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/Sf7YtUG.jpg

It's best if they sneak up on you, or you hear the skittering a moment before the strike.
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Kitt
11/17/19 6:56:51 AM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Fallen order has some lol

That's what prompt me to make this topic. The very first one you encounter is a surprise attack. Those fuckers knew what they were doing.
Thankfully, they're far and few in between, it seems.
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Gobstoppers12
11/17/19 7:06:11 AM
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Remember when Shadow of War went full anime and turned Shelob the giant demon spider into a sexy waifu?
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Umbreon
11/17/19 7:22:21 AM
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What do you think of sexy lamias, TC?
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UnfairRepresent
11/17/19 7:23:41 AM
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I don't get the hate for spiders.

They kill insects, protect food and veg and hardly ever hurt humans

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Remember when Shadow of War went full anime and turned Shelob the giant demon spider into a sexy waifu?

That was fucking weird
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Kitt
11/17/19 7:27:13 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't get the hate for spiders.

They kill insects, protect food and veg and hardly ever hurt humans

Spiders irl are fine as long as they are:

A. Not huge
And B. Not in my house

Large gross looking spider enemies in video games can fuck off though.
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soulunison2
11/17/19 7:28:53 AM
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What about that one boss in dark souls
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DeadBankerDream
11/17/19 7:30:15 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
What about that one boss in dark souls

...Which one?
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Kitt
11/17/19 7:33:19 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
What about that one boss in dark souls

I never played Dark Souls. I use to always be able to play Resident Evil 3 up until the tarantulas (after the train crash). I would declare myself done with the game and nope the fuck out of there, then delete the data, start over and repeat. Guess I'm never beating that game.
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ROBANN_88
11/17/19 7:38:27 AM
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Skyrims spiders aren't that big of a deal.

The fucking Chaurus however can just piss off
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Snip-N-Snails
11/18/19 9:16:02 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/18/19 9:35:32 PM
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Any enemy type that does poison damage is automatically annoying
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Schwarz
11/18/19 9:56:52 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
soulunison2 posted...
What about that one boss in dark souls

...Which one?

Duke's Dear Freja, neh?
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Hexenherz
11/18/19 9:58:09 PM
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On the one hand it's an enduring RPG trope
On the other hand it's just as lazy as giant rats in the tavern's cellar.

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Zack_Attackv1
11/18/19 9:59:15 PM
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I have learned to accept it over the years thanks in large part to Resident Evil.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/18/19 9:59:16 PM
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remember the spiders in dragon age origins who'll pounce on you and take 90% of your health
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ROBANN_88
11/18/19 10:16:15 PM
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Do Half Life 1 and 2's hedcrabs count as Spider Enemies?
The regular ones are fine but the Poison ones are freaky
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Kitt
11/18/19 10:17:38 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Do Half Life 1 and 2's hedcrabs count as Spider Enemies?
The regular ones are fine but the Poison ones are freaky

Are they giant?
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KlRBEH
11/18/19 10:19:35 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
giant enemy crab
god dammit I came here to post this

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ROBANN_88
11/18/19 10:21:39 PM
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Depends on your definition of "giant"

Theyre just big enough to fit a head between it's legs.
They do look a bit "spidery" in shape, but they only have four legs, i think
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Kitt
11/18/19 10:29:01 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Depends on your definition of "giant"

Theyre just big enough to fit a head between it's legs.
They do look a bit "spidery" in shape, but they only have four legs, i think

Giant, as in, 8 Legged Freaks big. The little guys in Half-Life are fine, I'm talking spiders that are as big or larger than the player character.

I've been playing Fallen Order lately. I hate going to Kashyyyk because those mother fuckers would sneak up on from off the screen.
Got the L1 button held down at all times.
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