Current Events > Sakurai says Mai Shiranui is TOO HOT for Smash

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Blue_Inigo
11/06/19 9:27:53 AM
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She couldn't even get a cameo lmao
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Sphyx
11/06/19 9:31:13 AM
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would smash, can't Smash
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1337toothbrush
11/06/19 9:31:58 AM
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Wii_Shaker
11/06/19 9:32:05 AM
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It's true. She's got more bounce to the ounce than a cougar about to pounce.
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Musourenka
11/06/19 10:32:19 AM
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She's too busy getting Andy to notice her.
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HannibalBarca3
11/06/19 11:09:18 AM
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O tempora O mores

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Zack_Attackv1
11/06/19 4:02:04 PM
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I guess in addition to lacking a spine, Sakurai also lacks a pair of balls.
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MarthGoomba
11/06/19 4:02:38 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
BAYONETTA!!!
wwwwwwww

Bayonetta is the ugliest character ever designed
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Prestoff
11/06/19 4:06:26 PM
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Glad she isn't in it or she will be nerfed like Snakes ass.
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joe40001
11/06/19 4:08:30 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
BAYONETTA!!!
wwwwwwww


(The secret is if you call a slutty character "an empowered female owning her sexuality" people think that makes it modern and woke)
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eston
11/06/19 4:08:49 PM
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I think Mai is the first character that I noticed had jiggling titties. And back in those days it was all sprites, no physics, so some artist had to get the bounce just right
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MacadamianNut3
11/06/19 4:09:28 PM
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The bigger loss is no Cutie Terry

( ._.)

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tremain07
11/06/19 4:09:49 PM
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Sakurai is and always was a cuck who bows to SJWs just look at how he actually removed Game and Watch's feather before all this stuff with making the chicks unsexy, all that to appease people who didn't buy the game anyway
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MacadamianNut3
11/06/19 4:12:20 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Fart noises
Don't understand how someone could hear/see his reasoning for leaving Mai out and then fall back on whining about SJWs

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darkphoenix181
11/06/19 4:15:01 PM
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Yet Samus in a skin tight leather suit isn't.
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MacadamianNut3
11/06/19 4:16:02 PM
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But she doesnt have dem tiddies and ass hanging out

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skermac
11/06/19 4:16:43 PM
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total sexism
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darkphoenix181
11/06/19 4:18:17 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
But she doesnt have dem tiddies and ass hanging out


You can see Samus ass just fine in skin tight leather.
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Asuka Kazama
11/06/19 4:19:26 PM
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https://gfycat.com/acidicshockedbighornsheep

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MacadamianNut3
11/06/19 4:19:50 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
You can see Samus ass just fine in skin tight leather.



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Solar_Crimson
11/06/19 4:21:22 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
BAYONETTA!!!
wwwwwwww
Shows far less skin in her regular outfits, and doesn't lose anywhere near as much of her clothes when summoning demons in Smash as she does in her own series.

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Esrac
11/06/19 4:23:52 PM
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Team Fatal Fury just isn't the same without her. A shame they didn't include her.
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DevsBro
11/06/19 4:25:08 PM
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Mai Mai Mai-ai-ai WOOOO!
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Banjo2553
11/06/19 4:28:38 PM
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CERO would've raised the age rating if Mai got put in. That's the real reason, the english version was a slight mistranslation.
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kingdrake2
11/06/19 4:29:19 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Sakurai is and always was a cuck who bows to SJWs just look at how he actually removed Game and Watch's feather before all this stuff with making the chicks unsexy, all that to appease people who didn't buy the game anyway


Sakurai shouldn't listen to them. sony did and gamers pay the price ><.
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KillerKhan420
11/06/19 4:32:05 PM
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Esrac posted...
Team Fatal Fury just isn't the same without her. A shame they didn't include her.


Yeah she's definitely a staple of the series as is Terry and geese. It's weird she's more liked than her man Andy. Truth is I was an Andy main on the first FF game. Then I switched to Terry. That dashing elbow move was just too good.

But yeah Mai is super sexualized. It's just been TnA with her with the bounce and of course her saying I'm number 1.
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Nova4554
11/06/19 4:39:23 PM
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yeah. lets stick the bouncy big titty slutty anime ninja girl in this game that's rated 10 and up.

bayonetta at most is just suggestive. her skin is completely covered, and her "assets" are not nearly as pronounced

there would be tons of news outlets whining n crying and making an uproar about mai. nintendo doesent want that.
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joe40001
11/06/19 7:54:18 PM
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Nova4554 posted...
bayonetta at most is just suggestive. her skin is completely covered, and her "assets" are not nearly as pronounced


wait what?
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Tsuyoi3
11/06/19 8:17:47 PM
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*remembers Barbara as assist trophy*
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The_Scarecrow
11/06/19 8:20:46 PM
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Can't complain. Best girl King got a cameo so it's all good.
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kuwab0
11/06/19 8:26:54 PM
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Cookie Bag
11/06/19 8:29:53 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
But Shirtless Sex God Geese is okay?

Haven't you heard, female tits are satan's tools, can't have that in extremely violent video games, think of the children!

Male chests though? totally fine.
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Nova4554
11/07/19 8:40:22 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Nova4554 posted...
bayonetta at most is just suggestive. her skin is completely covered, and her "assets" are not nearly as pronounced


wait what?

her tits and ass aren't massive and jiggling everywhere.
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Gamerguymass
11/07/19 8:50:29 PM
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Nova4554 posted...
joe40001 posted...
Nova4554 posted...
bayonetta at most is just suggestive. her skin is completely covered, and her "assets" are not nearly as pronounced


wait what?

her tits and ass aren't massive and jiggling everywhere.


They aren't? Well I never. I'm going to write my Congressman!
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joe40001
11/08/19 3:22:22 PM
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Nova4554 posted...
joe40001 posted...
Nova4554 posted...
bayonetta at most is just suggestive. her skin is completely covered, and her "assets" are not nearly as pronounced


wait what?

her tits and ass aren't massive and jiggling everywhere.


Oh, I thought you were saying they were "nerfed" relative to her base game, not relative to Mai
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