Current Events > DSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!

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WallStreetWolf posted...

Yes, because people didn't incorrectly use that word over a decade ago and we all know the landscape of society hasn't changed. Jesus Christ. You will never take down Phil by holding the stupidest shit against him. The word was everywhere in the late 90s early 2000s

You forgot the /s, buddy

I'm not one of these people that are trying to take down DSP, learn to read the topic/s. I'm one of the people that's been know to think rationally during all of these topics and not just blindly hate

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Nah Phil is not going down soon, and you know what? I am completely fine with that.

I love the slow burn. His begging gets worse, his finances get worse, he'll continue to sink, but will refuse to enter the life-raft to save him.

There are TONS of ways he could improve his situation that don't even include getting an actual job. The best fucking possible thing he can do, is sell the WAKHANDO, since that has increased in value over the last 5 years, and move back to the Connecticut condo. He doesn't have to buy a new house so there are no expenses there. He can use the money he makes from the sale of his condo to start paying debts and other open posts.

If he doesn't want to move back, he should sell the condo back in Connecticut and take a loss (he sold that condo for twice it is worth, good use of that business degree there). And yes, he'll lose money on that, but at least he won't be dumping money on that anymore and use the money that he has freed up to start paying of debts and shit.

Phil however, chooses to do neither. His ego won't let him, because selling either house is a defeat to him. Doesn't matter that people lose their job daily, have to downsize and ACTUALLY work their asses off to make ends meet. Phil will choose to cry poor (and I will admit, this pisses me off, I have been in a horrible financial situation, so if this assholes says he has trouble making ends meet while having 2 houses my blood gets boiling, sorry for that), and not do shit about his financial situation

And this why people don't need to interfere, the well is going to dry up, Twitch isn't going to last forever, Phil isn't going to be relevant forever, whales aren't going to keep popping up. Phil will just keep indulging (like Disney+).

He is going to neck himself (financially) if he keeps doing what he does. That's what he is doing basically, that is what I am here for. Everything is burning. And while he isn't added fuel to the fire, he doesn't do anything to defuse it either. Just hope it might rain and go out naturally.

Instead, he is going to go up in flames.
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LightningAce11 posted...

I realize now why he doesn't use an automated system for updating tips: so he can under report his earnings and get people to donate more.

This dude really needs to be audited.

Well, the stupid thing about him doing that (if he does) is that there's video evidence on the internet showing the majority of the finances he gets. That would be pretty dumb of him to not report all of it, too, since they could likely easily find out how much he gets. Then again, this is the same person who owns two houses, despite being in the worst financial crisis of his life.
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Nazanir posted...

Doesn't matter that people lose their job daily, have to downsize and ACTUALLY work their asses off to make ends meet. Phil will choose to cry poor (and I will admit, this pisses me off, I have been in a horrible financial situation, so if this assholes says he has trouble making ends meet while having 2 houses my blood gets boiling, sorry for that), and not do shit about his financial situation

This aspect of him is frustrating. There are plenty of decent and honest people in the world who work themselves half to death just to survive, yet Phil is handed a living for lazily doing an easy "job" he is terrible at while he complains constantly about how hard he works and how little money he has. I'm not saying Phil shouldn't accept the money thrown at him, but he could at least acknowledge that he leads a very cushy life.

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It's not just phil, so many streamers whine that they work their butt off and are not paid 6 figures for doing essentially nothing. Look at wings. He blamed his viewers for him only getting 9 dollars in 3 hours for trash content.
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Nazanir posted...

Nah Phil is not going down soon, and you know what? I am completely fine with that.

I love the slow burn. His begging gets worse, his finances get worse, he'll continue to sink, but will refuse to enter the life-raft to save him.

There are TONS of ways he could improve his situation that don't even include getting an actual job. The best fucking possible thing he can do, is sell the WAKHANDO, since that has increased in value over the last 5 years, and move back to the Connecticut condo. He doesn't have to buy a new house so there are no expenses there. He can use the money he makes from the sale of his condo to start paying debts and other open posts.

If he doesn't want to move back, he should sell the condo back in Connecticut and take a loss (he sold that condo for twice it is worth, good use of that business degree there). And yes, he'll lose money on that, but at least he won't be dumping money on that anymore and use the money that he has freed up to start paying of debts and shit.

Phil however, chooses to do neither. His ego won't let him, because selling either house is a defeat to him. Doesn't matter that people lose their job daily, have to downsize and ACTUALLY work their asses off to make ends meet. Phil will choose to cry poor (and I will admit, this pisses me off, I have been in a horrible financial situation, so if this assholes says he has trouble making ends meet while having 2 houses my blood gets boiling, sorry for that), and not do shit about his financial situation

And this why people don't need to interfere, the well is going to dry up, Twitch isn't going to last forever, Phil isn't going to be relevant forever, whales aren't going to keep popping up. Phil will just keep indulging (like Disney+).

He is going to neck himself (financially) if he keeps doing what he does. That's what he is doing basically, that is what I am here for. Everything is burning. And while he isn't added fuel to the fire, he doesn't do anything to defuse it either. Just hope it might rain and go out naturally.

Instead, he is going to go up in flames.

Do you realize how often do people go from "his finances are getting worse" to "he's lying about his finances"to fit whatever narrative you are currently pushing
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I want to once again point out, Phil is stupid as fuck.

He had his blinds open, which caused the room to be lighter than usual. But it also caused his "office" to be artifically warmed up by the sun.

The sun.

The biggest source of natural light and warmth, and Phil says artificial.
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Nazanir posted...

I want to once again point out, Phil is stupid as fuck.

He had his blinds open, which caused the room to be lighter than usual. But it also caused his "office" to be artifically warmed up by the sun.

The sun.

The biggest source of natural light and warmth, and Phil says artificial.

He has no idea what half of the words he uses mean
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Banned a paypig for questioning why he's buying games if he's so hard up for money. Phil called him an asshole and ranted.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Banned a paypig for questioning why he's buying games if he's so hard up for money. Phil called him an asshole and ranted.

Complains that Tevin's viewers use schoolyard insults.

Cannot go a single stream without calling someone a moron, asshole, idiot, dumbfuck, etc.

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Wouldn't last to lunch

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Phil was playing Life is Strange 2 and went on a rant about how people in America have it good and whine constantly while playing the segment where the mexican characters are captured, which really angered his fanbase.

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But he lives in America and whines constantly...

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LightningAce11 posted...

Phil was playing Life is Strange 2 and went on a rant about how people in America have it good and whine constantly while playing the segment where the mexican characters are captured, which really angered his fanbase.

He really has no self awareness.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1202459553444577280

The only thing on this pig's mind is money. You know the saying "You'd sell your mother/brother/x for a profit"? In this case it would be very true.

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Funny how in his mind they'll both pass away at the same time

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Spooking posted...

Do any of you think DSP will allow his parents to live with him if they are unable to care for themselves? Or will he send them off to a nursing home?

He'd make a parent reveal: mom for the 2k goal, dad for the 5k goal.

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LightningAce11 posted...

He'd make a parent reveal: mom for the 2k goal, dad for the 5k goal.

Dead or alive?

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WallStreetWolf posted...

Dead or alive?

Guys, my parents are dying, okay? You need to hit the tip goal so they can come on stream and hang out SNOOOORT.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Banned a paypig for questioning why he's buying games if he's so hard up for money. Phil called him an asshole and ranted.

I actually want to respond to this.

Almost every (popular at least) streamer usually has a genre they stick to, or a few games. Even if that streamer picks up a new game, they will stick with it for a long time, especially if it fits their genre.

Now admitedly, some streamers diversify a little, but not to the same point as Phil does and play up to a dozen different games. And not a single streamer plays every fucking AAA game under the sun, at the same time. Because it divides your audience and makes it harder for them to keep up.

This comment is extremely valid to Phil, because sticking to a genre (fighting games + Souls like games, since these get him the most views), would bot be great for viewer retention and stop dividing his audience. The people who come for game A, aren't the same people as game B.

By sticking with one game for a longer time, people will find you sooner as well. If you'd be playing Code Vein (a Souls like), and people are looking for that particular game, you are losing potential views/income as you hop to another game.

Day 1 views NEVER work out for Phil, because new viewers will just hop to the next (better) person playing that game.

Also, by sticking to a genre, you are limiting your expenses. By playing the same game for weeks/months, you don't have to buy every single game anymore, and by visiting old games, you limit your expenses further. And it would help so much by engaging your viewers: do coop/multiplayer, make lobbies, do duels. It's not about showing off how amazing you are at a game, it's abouy engaging your audience and building up retention.

The popular streamers aren't just popular for the game they play, it's all about their brand.

Ironically, Phil's brand is not having a brand at all.

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Phil's brand is his personality, and when you're an internet laughingstock known for masturbating on camera, e-begging, and being extremely toxic to everyone around you, that's not a good thing.

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jpenny2 posted...

Phil's brand is his personality, and when you're an internet laughingstock known for masturbating on camera, e-begging, and being extremely toxic to everyone around you, that's not a good thing.

Phil has no personality.

People tend to flock to others they have something in common with. Whether that be sharing a fandom or something similar, they always do.

It's impossible to find something in common with Phil, even his struggles, because they are based in lies.

You can't have a conversation about any fandom, because he will just say "who the fuck cares, X isn't so real. So there you go."

It's also impossible to sympathize with his gaming struggles. See, when I see someone else playing Dark Souls for example, and they come up a challenge I had trouble with, I tend to root for them. Seeing people pick themselves up, improve, learn from their mistakes and adapt is how that sympathy grows. Phil on the other hand just shits all over the game, the devs and the fucking alignment of the moon. He shows no growth nor does he make any effort to do better next time.

It's also impossible to learn from Phil, some streamers are really good at this, explaining mechanics, and their thought process behind choices they make in certain situations, which in turn can make you a better player. But not with Phil, the game just sucks, the sun was in his eyes, his controller is busted, but as long as he doesn't have to make an effort.

It's also impossible to sympathize with his personal struggles. I can empathize with someone being poor, I know what that shit is like. Phil cries poor, that he doesn't have money for anything, but buys new games all the fucking time and doesn't have 1, but 2 houses to his name. I believe what Phil means is that he doesn't have as much spending money as he wants. If you then look at how he views his personal relationships, it becomes more and more impossible. He sees his parents as an untapped well for finances, his audience as an ATM. He has destroyed every personal relationship he has ever had (over money), lied to his fans about getting married, about having a pet. Never learns from his past, will beg for money for taxes like a clockwork.

He never has made any personal growth, he is doing the exact same thing as he did 10 years ago on Youtube. I'd even make a case that he has devolved. Streaming has made him more lazy. He is being handheld through everything, even through brand new games where he wants to promote his "raw real" gameplay. Yet the simplest of challenges, are a monumental obstacle. Any creative thinking, attempting different strategies, learning from the situation, or trying a different approach all together is alien to him. Again, making it hard to empathize with him, because he doesn't react like a normal human would.

He has no personality to speak of.

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Spooking posted...

Do any of you think DSP will allow his parents to live with him if they are unable to care for themselves? Or will he send them off to a nursing home?

Definitely the nursing home so he can complain about how much it costs and ask for more tips

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Jerking off on camera by mistake is no big deal. I don't know why so many of you continue to bring it up. There is plenty to talk shit about him, no need to bring up every minor thing. Especially crap that happened years ago now

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Jerking off on camera by mistake is no big deal. I don't know why so many of you continue to bring it up. There is plenty to talk shit about him, no need to bring up every minor thing. Especially crap that happened years ago now

Yet, it's something that people will remember him by in the future. "Oh, Darksydephil? Isn't that the dude that whacked off on a live stream?" Sure, it's something minor in the grand scheme of things DSP has done, but it's definitely something that sticks out more, due to the nature of it. Also, you'd have to be pretty stupid to jerk off in front of the camera you use to live stream, whether it was accidentally on or off. Go and do that somewhere else.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Jerking off on camera by mistake is no big deal. I don't know why so many of you continue to bring it up. There is plenty to talk shit about him, no need to bring up every minor thing. Especially crap that happened years ago now

I'm not saying it's even close to the worst thing he's ever done, and I have said before that I believe it was an honest mistake. It is a big deal, though. When people hear the name DarksydePhil, the first two things they think of are "This is How You Don't Play" and "that's the guy who jerked off on camera."

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Jerking off on camera by mistake is no big deal. I don't know why so many of you continue to bring it up. There is plenty to talk shit about him, no need to bring up every minor thing. Especially crap that happened years ago now

While you are right, it is something he is "known" for. You didn't get to see anything, but that is not the point. Everyone KNOWS what he did. And it isn't even that scandalous compared what other people get away with on Twitch (which is an incredible shady company, but that is a different discussion all together), but it is something recognizable when it comes to Phil.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Jerking off on camera by mistake is no big deal. I don't know why so many of you continue to bring it up. There is plenty to talk shit about him, no need to bring up every minor thing. Especially crap that happened years ago now

Because it's hilarious tbh

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Does phil own the condo in connecticut? I know he bought his massive house in seattle for some reason, but did he give a good reason as to why he can't sell the condo?

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LightningAce11 posted...

Does phil own the condo in connecticut? I know he bought his massive house in seattle for some reason, but did he give a good reason as to why he can't sell the condo?

Yes he owns the one in Connecticut. If the lore is correct, he paid twice what it is worth, allegedly to impress a girl.

He cannot sell it, because he doesn't have time to do it. His schedule (that he alone is in control of) is so crowded (even though he has 5.5 hour breaks in between streams) that he cannot find the time to tend to it.

Oh, and all communication has to go through mail. At one point he actually found someone interested in the condo, but the guy had the fucking nerve to call Phil, rather than use email.

I swear, his thought patterns are so fucking bizarre I have given up trying to make sense of it.

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A lot of wings trolls like going to dsp and use the same memes they do with richard.

This pisses phil off, because he thinks they're mistaking him for wings.

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The condo situation illustrates one of his main problems: he's unwilling to endure short-term difficulties in order to improve his long-term prospects. Yes, he might have to take time off and even spend some extra money to sell the condo, but once it's sold, he no longer has to deal with the ongoing expense of keeping it. Instead, he'd rather shout "Nothing I can do!" and expect his fans to foot the bill.

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LightningAce11 posted...

A lot of wings trolls like going to dsp and use the same memes they do with richard.

This pisses phil off, because he thinks they're mistaking him for wings.

He takes himself SO fucking serious, he can't laugh at anything. I personally think it's fucking hilarious he gets so pissed off at trolls because it's "not about him".

Some new juicy lore has been uncovered. On KF a message has surfaced of Phil posting on the SRK forums, back in 2008 saying he was having sex with his fiancee. But he later stated on Twitter (same year), that people were lying about him having a fiancee.

I guess that's the thing with lies, if you lie so much, it will become harder to keep track of them and to keep them straight.

Also, I don't know if it was yesterday or the day before that. But Phil was randomly bitching about people complaining about Starbucks getting their names wrong. I can't recall hearing Phil talk about Starbucks ever, let alone ranting about people who have a "beef" with them, for getting their names wrong.

Turns out, the very same fucking day, Pandalee (Phil's ex before Kat), posted on Instagram about Starbucks misspelling her name.

Now, one could assume this is a HUGE fucking coincidence, but knowing Phil, it really isn't. He reads KF (has been proven numerous times), and it is absolutely not uncommon for a narcissist to "check up" on people who are in their past, because they like to see they are worse off without them (the worst thing that you can do to a narcissist is doing well and completely ignoring them).

So you can bet your ass that Phil is checking up on her (I wouldn't go as far as stalk her), because else it is such a huge (and I do mean fucking huge) coincidence that he mentioned Starbucks in the context of misspelling someone's name the very day Pandalee does.

And I am honestly glad for her, she seems to be doing really well (which is ironically the best way to spite a narcissist). But it tickles me a little that even though Phil dragged her through the mud (hospital story), that they have been broken up for years and she STILL gets under his skin by just existing and being happy. That shows how small of a person Phil really is.

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If detractors didn't exist, he'd be way more popular than he is now.

Uh, no. The drama is what brings people to his streams. I get that he doesn't want to encourage them by giving them any credit for his success, but if the detractor community suddenly disappeared, he would see a sizable decline in viewership and income.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1202232249565032448

Phil has been carried through life by luck and having other people do stuff for him.

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So apparently Dr. Disrespect is making a TV series.

This is going to be great, I am expecting tons of salt. Phil was already shitting all over the good man for the E3 incident (which honestly, was pretty harmless, but Phil blew the whole thing up, as he does), so when he gets wind of this, I expect him to rant like a fucking idiot about it.

Also, Phil was talking about his earliest memory, apparently from when he was a baby (I am calling bullshit on this), and it is fucking hilarious and awful at the same time. What I am about to say, are Phil's own words.

Phil's mom was changing his diapers, and as she was putting a new one on, he shat all over her, calling it "liquid" shit. And then, after having cleaned everything up, he shat all over her again. He also distinctly remembers laughing about all of this.

I don't know what he tries to accomplish with this bullshit story. Because it makes him look like a total piece of human shit. His earliest memory is literally shitting over people, something his does ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And the fact that he remembers laughing about it, speaks volumes about his personality.

He also was begging HARD during the Pokemon stream. Rob (I think his name was), was top contributor all stream long, and this annoyed Phil. He was trying to get people to donate more so that they could name a Pokemon. Doesn't matter that he got a couple of subs, over 80 dollars in tips and over 1700 bits for streaming just 3 hours, no one outbid Rob.

Look, we know he is only interested in money, and he begs hard. It's just disgusting as fuck that he pretends like other sources of income don't matter when it comes to tips. It's like he is constantly chasing a high, but in this case it's not drugs, but money.

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Aw shit, just got banned form wings's channel.

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I never laughed so hard in my life. Just watched DSPs Aladdin playthru of the Genesis.

holy shit. Even as an 8 year old in 1994 I was a far superior gamer than him. Holy ...crap. The amount of stupidity had me in tears. That was legit one of the funniest things Ive ever seen and it was all at his complete idiocy. It was like watching @Complete_Idi0t play Aladdin.

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Caution999 posted...

I never laughed so hard in my life. Just watched DSPs Aladdin playthru of the Genesis.

holy shit. Even as an 8 year old in 1994 I was a far superior gamer than him. Holy ...crap. The amount of stupidity had me in tears. That was legit one of the funniest things Ive ever seen and it was all at his complete idiocy. It was like watching @Complete_Idi0t play Aladdin.

I remember that game and the lion King being stupidly hard. Besides, he completed one of those nearly impossible Batman games. I will never understand this theory that he is actually the world's worst gamer. He's not a good one, but by no stretch is he embarrassing. Some of those old-school platformers are incredibly hard, especially considering his age and reflexes

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Yeah - we regress at these hard ass games as we get older - there has to be games you could beat as a kid that give you trouble now. Technically, it means you grew up if you lost a step.

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WallStreetWolf posted...

I remember that game and the lion King being stupidly hard. Besides, he completed one of those nearly impossible Batman games. I will never understand this theory that he is actually the world's worst gamer. He's not a good one, but by no stretch is he embarrassing. Some of those old-school platformers are incredibly hard, especially considering his age and reflexes

Lion King was pretty hard, but not Aladdin. The only 'hard' part in that game was the Magic Carpet ride level

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WallStreetWolf posted...

I remember that game and the lion King being stupidly hard. Besides, he completed one of those nearly impossible Batman games. I will never understand this theory that he is actually the world's worst gamer. He's not a good one, but by no stretch is he embarrassing. Some of those old-school platformers are incredibly hard, especially considering his age and reflexes

I've said this before, but being bad at video games isn't a bad thing, hell, it could even be a unique selling point. The point isn't that Phil is bad at games, or even average. It is the way he behaves WHILE being bad/average.

Last night, during the CoD stream he took it upon himself to wish unemployment on the devs of the game, for his lack of competence. It is never "his fault". It's always dropped inputs, lag, bad coding, the fault of the devs, but never EVER, is it due to his own lack of skill. This is why people make a deal out of it. If he'd just go "oh, I fucked up", or "now I know, and will do better next time", then you wouldn't hear anyone say anything about Phil being bad/average. The problem is his excuses WHILE being bad/average.

But that is not all. But Phil's own admission (so this isn't some made up bullshit), he is and I quote: "One of the best overall gamers in the country", and he can "Pick up a controller and play any game at a professional level". And to then hear him about all kinds of excuses just seems pathetic after such claims.

The problem isn't that the games are hard, we all struggle with certain games or certain sections within those games. That's completely normal, and that is not the reason Phil is getting flak. Phil gets flak because it is never his fault, lack of skill (or it is simply the dev's fault) while claiming to be so good at said games.

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And the fact is phil is ignores instructions then whines the game didn't tell him what to do.

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His actual skill level is difficult to determine, but I'd probably put it at slightly above average. I've seen him zoom through stuff that I had a lot of difficulty with, and I've also seen him struggle with stuff that I found extremely easy. If he could get past the idea that it's never his fault, pay attention to on-screen instructions, and adapt his strategy by learning from his mistakes, I think he could be much better than he is. Of course, his age doesn't help (his reflexes are not getting better), and his overreliance on streamchat has basically killed his ability to problem-solve.

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I saw him play arkham knight as my first tihydp and felt second hand embarrassment seeing him fail to do basic stuff.

Also, just saw a video where he doesn't understand why telling his viewers to "step up and support" is a shitty thing to say, and mocked the people who brought it up.

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He seems to have trouble learning anything new, which is a huge problem when he's constantly playing new games. Given enough time to become familiar with a game, he can get good at it, and that's what I mean when I say his skill level is slightly above average. I think if he stuck to a small selection of games and put in the time to learn them, he'd be a lot better. His "variety streamer" gimmick showcases his weakness in adapting to anything new or unfamiliar.

Still, it does boggle the mind that a man who has played games for hours almost every single day for the past however many years hasn't managed to improve in any significant way.

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I understand that being a streamer can sometimes make you miss something in the game, but that's usually because the streamer is interacting with his chat. DSP doesn't really interact with his chat, other than asking them for money. His lack of skill comes from not paying attention at all to basic tutorials, then yelling at the game for not telling him anything. Sure, DSP can be bad at some games, but she's shown some decent skill at others. As been said, his attitude during those moments is what's the biggest problem.

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