Current Events > DSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!

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Spooking posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
You guys need to lay off making fun about his financial situation and need to ramp up the donations.

This BS has been going on for 8 years now(?), and he is telling people to lay off since people are tired of his non-stop begging? Lol

He's like the boy who cried wolf, or in Phil's case, poor.

As much dismay as I have for his paypigs, the well is going to dry up, and when an actual emergency surfaces, it'll all turn to shit. What he is doing is unsustainable for both himself and his fans.

He just wants people to believe him without any proof, wants people to feel sorry for him while acting like a complete, it's just impossible for me to feel any kind of sympathy for him, not in the last place because treats the people henis reliant on, like shit.
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C'mon dood! I was sleeping and this notification woke me up
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Hit him with the...



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Tag
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These topics are always rewarding

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@Jagermeister513
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Btw is there a summary of his recent antics? I havent followed along much since he cheated his fanbase out of money for a cat reveal.
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DeadBankerDream posted...

Btw is there a summary of his recent antics? I havent followed along much since he cheated his fanbase out of money for a cat reveal.

Oh man, that poor cat...
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Superlinkbro posted...

Oh man, that poor cat...

IIRC he declawed it, so yes, poor fucking cat.
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I hadn't seen the guy either and then I watched one of the regularly uploaded snort burnell videos recently. His complexion is beyond ghostly white now, he's almost blinding in regular house light. One side of his hair line is saying bye bye.

Then of course a new threat to his entire life he needs 1800 by the 31st or very bad things will happen. What? Who knows. So basically, the usual antics he does to his audience. He's gonna make it unfortunately, I'm so ready for him to fall but every time it seems he hits his goals.
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Yeah, I want to see what happens when he doesnt meet one.

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Desperately needs to hit that tip goal. Is he going to work through his usual day off in order to make as much money as possible? Nope, he's gotta go out and buy groceries.
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jpenny2 posted...

Desperately needs to hit that tip goal. Is he going to work through his usual day off in order to make as much money as possible? Nope, he's gotta go out and buy groceries.

Grocery buying is really exhausting, takes up the whole day and he can't exercise dood
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How long are his streams on days on usually? And when do they start?
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The thing with the length of his streams is, there are numerous changes he could make to give himself more time. He's the one setting his schedule, the one insisting that things can only be done the way he does them. People have suggested all kinds of ways he could make this easier on himself, and he has rejected every suggestion. He's the one with the ten year legacy--he knows best! This despite the fact that his views have plummeted over the years and he's been in a perpetual state of financial crisis for as long as anyone can remember.
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why are you guys not stepping it up with a $300 tip?


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Guys, he'll be off on tuesday so wednesday is a big deal for him ok? We can do this!
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Has he reached his goal yet?

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jpenny2 posted...

@Jagermeister513

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWzXXOKR-o4" data-time="

Bad_Mojo posted...

Has he reached his goal yet?

Nope. But his mommy just bought him and Khet a bountiful Thanksgiving dinner from QVC. Because she works in retail and somehow has to work Thanksgiving Day and not Black Friday.

I guess all those gourmet feasts Khet was going to make for him when she moved into the Gout Fort have gone to the wayside. Just like Jasper that has mysteriously vanished from all streams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I07lLBQqfXA" data-time="

I can't wait.
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I was blocking!
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It seems like DarkSydeMom is going to be his golden ticket for magical explanations for solving emergencies. Cry poor, hope to rake in pity nicks, and if the goal isn't met, mom will have bailed him out.

The funny thing is, it doesn't matter if it is true or not, because in either scenario it's pathetically sad: either his mom does help him out, meaning that a 37 year old man doesn't has his shit together and needs his mommy to bail him out. Or he is lying, and he just uses his mom as a scapegoat.

Also, something that caught my attention, never try to argue with Phil, because he will claim the highgroun through semantics. He did it with Jasper (people guessed right he has a cat, but Phil said no one got it right because no one specefied he had Jasper for over 9 months).

It happened again a few days ago. 2 weeks ago, Phil was bitching abouy not having time and somehow had to find time to get a haircut the following week. Then last week people were asking about sad haircut. Phil got angry, calling people morons/idiots and berating them, calling them liars. You know, the usual.

Then, a few days ago, Phil casually admitted getting the haircut. People were upset and calling him out on his behaviour, hoe he treated people last week. Again he berated people calling them morons/idiots because he didn't get a haircut.... He got a trim.

This unbelievable slimey fucker will never admit any wrongdoing, will bever appologize for his actions and will blatanly lie to his audience. And if he is called out, just pull semantics out of your ass and call victory. It is so fucking disgusting.

But I don't understand this kind of mindset at all. He created the entire situation himself, with information HE supplied. And then when people ask harmless questions, just chew them out. I don't get it.
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He's always right, even if what he says directly contradicts what he said fifteen minutes ago, even if there is direct and incontrovertible video evidence that proves he's wrong. At any given moment, he is 100% correct, and anyone who says otherwise is immature or trolling or mentally ill.

I can't even begin to imagine having that kind of mindset. Like I know everyone is inclined to believe they are right, at least initially, but most people possess the capability to be persuaded to consider another point of view, to admit that they were wrong when they are presented with overwhelming evidence that they were wrong. Being around Phil in real life must be absolutely unbearable, and it's no wonder he's lost every friend he ever had.
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Got called out on call of duty again.
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Got called out?
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Some dude on mic did the usual and phil did his nervous laugh and ran.
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Getting tied of not getting tagged, DOOD!!!!
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Nintendo_Porn posted...

Getting tied of not getting tagged, DOOD!!!!

Bugged tagging mechanics. Nothing I could do. I did everything correct. I did nothing wrong.
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Detractors man...They don't know how adult life works. *continues gaming while begging for tips*
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Yo this pig actually got his 1800.

Even worse, he resets the goal for 100 after that.
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Of course he did. He always does

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LightningAce11 posted...

Yo this pig actually got his 1800.

Even worse, he resets the goal for 100 after that.

This came as no surprise, I had hoped he wouldn't make it, but every time he as an "emergency" he either makes it, or gets bailed out. Which happened by the way, some new account, came in and dropped the remaining money, which was around 500-600 dollars. I refuse to bieve it is luck anymore.

But he is completely unappreciative of the people helping him. He barely acknowledged making the goal, but people asking abouy it, are getting banned left and right. He wants people to forget about it as soon as possible so he can start begging for the next fundraiser/marathon/emergency. Because if people arr forgetting about it, they wont question Phil asking them to open their wallets again.

Everthing that is over, immediatly isn't relevant anymore, we saw this too when Kat just had 2 weeks off, Phil complained that he didn't have time to spend with her. Then someone reminded him that Kat just had 2 weeks off, which triggered the response that it was "in the past". And he is doing the exact same thing, sure he got 1800 dollars (which was fuckinh yesterday), but that it is in the last, and a new emergency may be happening again.

I believe, true to form, he will start begging hard again come Thanksgiving.
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He may as well set an $1800 tip goal every week. Hell, raise it to $2500. He doesn't need a reason, doesn't need to offer an incentive. Just tip him or shut the fuck up. There is literally nothing for him to lose. The small group of whales that keeps him afloat has shown that they will toss money at him no matter what he says or does. Maybe he won't hit the tip goal every week, but he'll hit it some weeks and come close the rest of the time.

You want to know the real reason Phil will never change? It's not because he's lazy or because he can't change. It's because he doesn't have to. As terrible as we think he is, what he's doing is working, and there's no reason to think he isn't capable of separating his viewers from their money for the next twenty years.
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And a new goal has been set, $500, which is "expensives for the coming months." Even though he just got $1800 for expensives, he now needs another $500 for more expensives.

Viewer: "What's the new $500 goal for, Phil?"
Phil: "It's for expensives for the coming months, like I ****ing been saying on the prestreams."
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MasterVG782 posted...

And a new goal has been set, $500, which is "expensives for the coming months." Even though he just got $1800 for expensives, he now needs another $500 for more expensives.

Viewer: "What's the new $500 goal for, Phil?"
Phil: "It's for expensives for the coming months, like I ****ing been saying on the prestreams."

Give me <insert random tip goal> to help pay for <insert bullshit mystery expense>.
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MasterVG782 posted...

And a new goal has been set, $500, which is "expensives for the coming months." Even though he just got $1800 for expensives, he now needs another $500 for more expensives.

Viewer: "What's the new $500 goal for, Phil?"
Phil: "It's for expensives for the coming months, like I ****ing been saying on the prestreams."

Simple, Phil is behind on begging.

Think about it, he needed money for a "mystery bill", but in order to do so, he couldn't ask money in the normal way he would, so he needs more money to fill that gap.

It just never ends, and as long people will give him money, Phil will beg.

Oh and as fucking lazy his Bob Ross "costume" was last year, now he is wearing a fucking Yoshi hat with matching shirt.

Low effort doesn't even begin to describe this man, he actually goes out of his way to be lazy.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPArchives/status/1189986794776997888

He was never gonna listen to fan suggestions for costumes, and picked out a Kat friendly one.
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I tune into his stream for a few seconds and see a bored, miserable-looking middle-aged man wearing a Yoshi costume.

"This game sucks..."
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I haven't been watching, but it sounds like this was a typical dud marathon, with Phil playing a bunch of games for less than an hour each and hating every one of them.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1190052605352980481

It's like Moses parted his hairline.
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Welp, the Halloween stream was godawful.

Just to clarify, I don't (really fucking don't) understand why he would play 5 games for about an hour each. You are barely through the beginning of a game by then, even less if it's a big game like Stalker.

Also, he ragequit every single game. He wasn't enjoying himself. The worst was during the Visage gameplay, he literally stopped playing, was fucking around on his phone waiting for people to tell him what to do next.

He also stalled the pre-stream hard, trying to get as much money out of it as he could. Ans yes, he is now offcially "crowd funded". No doubt he does this to circumvent Twitch's ToS.

All in all he produced just over 6 hoursnof gameplay, bought several games he will never play again (worst. financial. position. of his life), and yes, a random 100 dollar donation happened.

I fully believe this isn't luck anymore, I also stated this in my previous post. But like a fucking clokcwork, everytime there is an emergency or some such, someone will drop a huge amount of what is needed (someone gave Phil 450 dollars of the 1800 he needed, which is 25% of the goal) just like someone dropped a 100 dollars (20% of the goal). There is no way this is coincidence, and it can't be dumb luck. I have no idea what is actually going on, but it is fucking ridiculous.
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I don't get why he keeps buying new games. Why not visit some classics?
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Caution998 posted...

I don't get why he keeps buying new games. Why not visit some classics?

Pretty sure he believes that if he keeps playing the "hot" new releases, he'll profit from (as he puts it) "day one views".

I've said this several times and I'll say it again: being a "variety" streamer is actually hurting him. It breaks up his viewer retention. People who come to see him play fighting games, are not at all the same people who come to see him play DragonQuest Builders.

Of course there is going to be overlap, no one person only likes one genre, but Phil would be so much better off sticking to a niche. He should stick to fighting games and maybe Soulsborne games, since they always seem to draw a good amount of viewership. I also feel like not picking up games like The Surge/The Surge 2, Remant: From the Ashes and Code Vein were HUGE missed opportunities for him. Instead he went with Borderlands 3, which he was not enjoying and people were getting bored with, because the viewer interactions were low at best.

Phil seems to fail to realize, that Twitch is the store, and the streamers are the product. If someone shopping in the store doesn't like product A, they'll go with product B. If you see that people aren't buying your product, you'll have to adapt and change it. This is something Phil never does (understand?) even though he has a business degree.
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Well, if he wants to change, he'd have to put in effort and I think the Halloween stream shows Phil's commitment to putting in effort.
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Yeah he should really focus on one niche. Get a dedicated fanbase growing more and more...
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