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DarkRoast
10/04/19 8:30:06 AM
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DHVm5LV
Age 35

R7lS2PL
Age 35

YaPkkz2
Age 30
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CyricZ
10/04/19 8:30:51 AM
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I mean...

Some mornings.
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Shy_Girl_Lily
10/04/19 8:32:01 AM
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Sideburns

Sufeburn everywhere
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AlisLandale
10/04/19 8:36:41 AM
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Second one is a pretty believable 35 year old tbh.

Auron, to be fair, makes sense to look older lol.

Lmao at the geezer in the 3rd pic though >_>
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Solar_Crimson
10/04/19 8:37:05 AM
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Rosch from Radiant Historia is 21.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/radianthistoria/images/6/64/Rosch.png/revision/latest?cb=20120802041756
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DevsBro
10/04/19 8:38:30 AM
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Don't forget Cid Highwind, the gray-haired 36 year old whose dreams died years ago, who falls asleep if he sits down for more than 30 seconds.
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thanosibe
10/04/19 8:39:11 AM
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As a 42 year old father, the first and third one seem accurate. I was getting gray in my beard already in my late 30s.

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dotsdfe
10/04/19 8:39:18 AM
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Anime ages are basically: 12 and under is young, 13-17 is a muscular badass, 18 is an optimal hero, and 19+ is near death.
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Omasitor Hain
10/04/19 8:40:15 AM
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Not enough poon hunger in their eyes. Gotta have that FEVER for the poon.
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VictourieFlake
10/04/19 8:40:31 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Rosch from Radiant Historia is 21.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/radianthistoria/images/6/64/Rosch.png/revision/latest?cb=20120802041756


Talking about Radiant Historia....let me sidetrack the topic a bit.

Radiant Historia is an amazing game. You guys have to play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXZcISZyr0" data-time="
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dr_marble
10/04/19 8:40:33 AM
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CyricZ posted...
I mean...

Some mornings.


I'm 28 and feeling this
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Guide
10/04/19 8:43:02 AM
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dr_marble posted...
CyricZ posted...
I mean...

Some mornings.


I'm 28 and feeling this


We are genetically predetermined for it.
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dr_marble
10/04/19 8:52:04 AM
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Guide posted...
dr_marble posted...
CyricZ posted...
I mean...

Some mornings.


I'm 28 and feeling this


We are genetically predetermined for it.

Yeah my body's tendency to age like milk is about to overpower collagen peptides and anti-wrinkle/racoon-eye cream.
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Sackgurl
10/04/19 8:54:03 AM
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to be fair, anti-aging creams are just moisturizer
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Pitlord_Special
10/04/19 8:54:28 AM
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I'm 33 and have partially gray hair so I can relate
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Guide
10/04/19 8:55:44 AM
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dr_marble posted...
Guide posted...
dr_marble posted...
CyricZ posted...
I mean...

Some mornings.


I'm 28 and feeling this


We are genetically predetermined for it.

Yeah my body's tendency to age like milk is about to overpower collagen peptides and anti-wrinkle/racoon-eye cream.


What? No? I still get mistaken for a teen when I shave, just I'm getting a lot of gray streaks.

Your cottage cheese deal can go sit over there.
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Tyranthraxus
10/04/19 8:56:57 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Rosch from Radiant Historia is 21.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/radianthistoria/images/6/64/Rosch.png/revision/latest?cb=20120802041756


I thought he was 25 and Stocke was 21

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FF_Redux
10/04/19 8:58:58 AM
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My face looks better now than few years ago thanks to my facial routine. Anti aging and moosutizer etc works.

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dr_marble
10/04/19 9:04:23 AM
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Guide posted...
dr_marble posted...
Guide posted...
dr_marble posted...
CyricZ posted...
I mean...

Some mornings.


I'm 28 and feeling this


We are genetically predetermined for it.

Yeah my body's tendency to age like milk is about to overpower collagen peptides and anti-wrinkle/racoon-eye cream.


What? No? I still get mistaken for a teen when I shave, just I'm getting a lot of gray streaks.

Your cottage cheese deal can go sit over there.

Lol
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DevsBro
10/04/19 9:04:37 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
moosutizer

Dermatologists hate him! Learn this simple trick one local cow is using to look young! No bull!
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KillerSlaw
10/04/19 9:07:41 AM
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Japanese are weird with age

Remember when Jill Valentine was some retired decorated special forces officer at the age of 24?
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Solar_Crimson
10/04/19 9:10:45 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Rosch from Radiant Historia is 21.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/radianthistoria/images/6/64/Rosch.png/revision/latest?cb=20120802041756


I thought he was 25 and Stocke was 21

Stocke is 18.
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GiftedACIII
10/04/19 9:11:38 AM
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apolloooo
10/04/19 9:15:55 AM
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VictourieFlake posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Rosch from Radiant Historia is 21.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/radianthistoria/images/6/64/Rosch.png/revision/latest?cb=20120802041756


Talking about Radiant Historia....let me sidetrack the topic a bit.

Radiant Historia is an amazing game. You guys have to play it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXZcISZyr0" data-time="

Yeah, it was great. Played the original on NDS and the remaster in 3DS.

Too bad imo, the extra content in 3DS version is kinda badly done and a missed opportunity to explore other timelines and "what if" scenarios.
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SquantoZ
10/04/19 9:20:09 AM
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Kitt
10/04/19 9:24:11 AM
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Rule of Anime: Once you're pass the age of 15, you're pretty much no longer eligible for saving the world.

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Romulox28
10/04/19 9:27:16 AM
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Squall28
10/04/19 9:28:47 AM
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Raven is 29 iirc.
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Solar_Crimson
10/04/19 9:33:37 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Raven is 29 iirc.

He's 35.
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superman 2000
10/04/19 9:35:41 AM
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Im looking at these photos like, why do they all look so old for their age?

And then I remembered, oh right none of them are black.
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Musourenka
10/04/19 10:29:22 AM
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Kitt posted...
Rule of Anime: Once you're pass the age of 15, you're pretty much no longer eligible for saving the world.

Generally. Sometimes JRPGs allow them to reach up to 21, but 15 - 19 is usually the norm.
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Solid Sonic
10/04/19 10:32:55 AM
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I really like older Noctis, for whatever reason.

That world-weary glean in his eye, the beard, the shaggy hair...I wish I looked like that sometimes.
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DarkRoast
10/04/19 10:34:05 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
I really like older Noctis, for whatever reason.

That world-weary glean in his eye, the beard, the shaggy hair...I wish I looked like that sometimes.


It's weird how he looks like that considering he basically was in suspended animation from 20 to 30
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OmegaShinkai
10/04/19 10:36:21 AM
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Don't forget, women over 25 are well past their prime and will never find a partner
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cjsdowg
10/04/19 10:39:05 AM
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Auron is 35 .. good Lord . That man has been thru some shit.

The second guy looks about right.

I don't know the 3rd guy.
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EbonTitanium
10/04/19 10:39:20 AM
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35 and going gray.

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pinky0926
10/04/19 10:40:23 AM
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Watching anime in your 30s makes you fucking depressed

For one thing, all the 30 year olds are basically so old they're dead. Everyone calls them old man. They're totally irrelevant and useless. You've got to wait until you're about 90 again before anyone respects you in anime.

The other reason it makes you depressed is because you're 30 and watching teenage girl cartoons
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Questionmarktarius
10/04/19 10:43:00 AM
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It's Japanese media.
You're old at seventeen, geriatric at 30, yet still live to be 130 somehow.

Unless, of course, you're a thousand years old. Then you look like you're seven for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxCMyLm6js" data-time="
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Ving_Rhames
10/04/19 10:44:36 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
It's Japanese media.
You're old at seventeen, geriatric at 30, yet still live to be 130 somehow.

Unless, of course, you're a thousand years old. Then you look like you're seven for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGxCMyLm6js" data-time="


This this this
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Ivynn
10/04/19 10:48:33 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
YaPkkz2
Age 30


He looks believable if that's not grey hair but anime silver hair.
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Questionmarktarius
10/04/19 10:49:53 AM
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Ivynn posted...
He looks believable if that's not grey hair but anime silver hair.

Also he looks like he really likes meth.
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Solid Sonic
10/04/19 10:52:15 AM
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Ivynn posted...
DarkRoast posted...
YaPkkz2
Age 30


He looks believable if that's not grey hair but anime silver hair.

His hair is naturally silver-tinted so, yes, it's fine.
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KeeperOfShadows
10/04/19 11:14:12 AM
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Auron actually looks pretty good considering he's been dead for 18 years.

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BB mofo
10/04/19 11:17:59 AM
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I'm kind of interested in seeing an anime adaptation of "Logan's Run." Except reduce the age to 25 to make it culturally relevant to Japan.

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Questionmarktarius
10/04/19 11:23:16 AM
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BB mofo posted...
I'm kind of interested in seeing an anime adaptation of "Logan's Run." Except reduce the age to 25 to make it culturally relevant to Japan.

I think that may have been a hentai, but I wasn't paying too much attention to the plot.
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NeonOctopus
10/04/19 11:29:36 AM
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DarkRoast posted...
R7lS2PL
Age 35

They keep calling him an old man too even he keeps saying "Dude, I'm only 35 lol"
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ChrisTaka
10/04/19 11:44:47 AM
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Doesn't Japan have different standards when it comes to age? I remember in Yakuza 0 some hooligans were calling Kiryu an "old man"

Kiryu was fucking 20 in Yakuza 0
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Ivynn
10/04/19 11:50:09 AM
#49:


NeonOctopus posted...
DarkRoast posted...
R7lS2PL
Age 35

They keep calling him an old man too even he keeps saying "Dude, I'm only 35 lol"


It helps to remember that a lot of these games are aimed at teenagers. When I was a teen, 35 was certainly old to me lol
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pinky0926
10/04/19 12:08:35 PM
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Thinking back on Auron, there's just no way he is 35. His entire lore, his story, his personality, his looks. It's more like they wrote in a 50 year old character and then the board execs said that's too old, so they just scribbed a new number in.
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SSMajinVegeta2
10/04/19 12:17:19 PM
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Damn I look pretty good then lol

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