Current Events > I think me and the girl a few stalls down are at a poop stalemate

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TeaMilk
09/13/19 2:09:47 PM
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I cant poop when someone else is in the same bathroom, and I've been waiting for her to leave for like 5-10 mins. She hasn't made a single sound since she sat down except the initial pee. She must be waiting for me too
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Evening_Dragon
09/13/19 2:10:58 PM
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Make whale sounds, to comfort her into release.
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VanananaHeyHey
09/13/19 2:11:38 PM
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That's a weird problem I don't understand. Good luck? Sounds like a mutual problem, so maybe you could get up and walk around for a minute.
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1337toothbrush
09/13/19 2:12:28 PM
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Malcrasternus
09/13/19 2:12:38 PM
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Play some sound clips of Hunters from Half Life 2.

It'll be sure to help move the bears along.
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Error1355
09/13/19 2:13:48 PM
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Ask her to sing you a song.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/13/19 2:15:21 PM
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No_U_L7
09/13/19 2:16:18 PM
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Hey we have the same poop condition

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Wewillrocku
09/13/19 2:28:07 PM
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you're female? *surprised pikachu face*
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UberLurker
09/13/19 2:37:58 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Hey we have the same poop condition


I would think this is something a pick up artist wouldn't openly mention to a lady.
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Wedge Antilles
09/13/19 2:44:20 PM
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Could be wasting time on her phone.
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No_U_L7
09/13/19 2:51:49 PM
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UberLurker posted...
I would think this is something a pick up artist wouldn't openly mention to a lady.


If I'm not trying to bang, who cares

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Error1355
09/13/19 3:34:06 PM
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I like to imagine these two people are still waiting for each other.
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SquantoZ
09/13/19 3:35:14 PM
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Where do you live that allows men and women in the same bathroom?

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Awesome
09/13/19 3:35:28 PM
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sounds like you both dont want to have the other hear the crap hitting the water and making the splash sound.
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sylverlolol
09/13/19 3:37:31 PM
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what is this throne of lies the OP sits upon

everyone knows girls dont poop
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JimCarrysToe
09/13/19 3:38:09 PM
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I sort of have the same problem. Put a layer of toilet paper down on the water, it helps reduce splash back and sound, but you need to put a new layer down for every turd.
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Goats
09/13/19 3:38:41 PM
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ib4 it's another cegal
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thronedfire2
09/13/19 3:38:53 PM
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Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits
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JimCarrysToe
09/13/19 3:39:02 PM
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Wait this was made an hour ago... @TeaMilk ya still trapped in the stall?
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Strider102
09/13/19 3:39:23 PM
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Update on if poop happened yet
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gunplagirl
09/13/19 3:41:19 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Wait this was made an hour ago... @TeaMilk ya still trapped in the stall?


Her phone clearly died, she's been in too long. Send in the evac team.
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nevershine
09/13/19 3:44:36 PM
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Just scream out oh my god! It wont stop coming out!

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Hanky_Bannister
09/13/19 3:45:06 PM
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Who does #2 work for!!!
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/13/19 3:47:11 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits

Winner of battleshits is named king/queen of the stalls and gets exclusive access to the cleanest of toiletries
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aki_sora
09/13/19 4:02:24 PM
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Lol
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DarkRoast
09/13/19 4:03:39 PM
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When I go poop, I launch one of those huge solid logs and the splash is like a bidet to clean my bum.
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KainWind
09/14/19 4:14:10 AM
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Error1355
09/14/19 7:13:15 AM
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Some say they never made it.
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cjs28
09/14/19 7:28:30 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits

Man, I haven't heard that reference in a long time lol
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ThyCorndog
09/14/19 8:30:39 AM
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someone check in on them
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JimCarrysToe
09/14/19 6:32:52 PM
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Tc might be dead y'all.
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Akagami_Shanks
09/14/19 6:34:27 PM
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i always poop in one of those single bathrooms and lock the door, i always feel like i smell like shit afterwards too so i try to go for a short walk before returning to work, but i don't poop if i can hold it feasibly.
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TeaMilk
09/14/19 6:57:45 PM
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Sorry to worry everyone, I'm ok. After a gruelling 27 hour poop off, she finally relented and I was able to let loose in peace. I've never felt relief like that. I think I'm gonna take some time off work now. Love you guys
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gunplagirl
09/14/19 6:58:55 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Sorry to worry everyone, I'm ok. After a gruelling 27 hour poop off, she finally relented and I was able to let loose in peace. I've never felt relief like that. I think I'm gonna take some time off work now. Love you guys

You survived to poop another day
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/14/19 6:59:02 PM
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I feel like at work you're gonna be known as "that which takes 10 bathroom breaks but needs 100"
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TeaMilk
09/14/19 7:05:15 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I feel like at work you're gonna be known as "that which takes 10 bathroom breaks but needs 100"
I usually take 1 poo break around the morning, and then a pee break later in the afternoon after I drink a lot of water and tea milk
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/14/19 7:15:11 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
tea milk

Defiine this
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Akagami_Shanks
09/14/19 7:15:33 PM
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do you poop at home or save it for work

i feel terrible pooping at work and its a last resort for me
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TeaMilk
09/14/19 7:18:50 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TeaMilk posted...
tea milk

Defiine this
tea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamy

Akagami_Shanks posted...
do you poop at home or save it for work

i feel terrible pooping at work and its a last resort for me
I usually have to poop sometime in the late morning and I just cant avoid being at work then. I never wake up with enough time to poop before I go to work either
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/14/19 7:19:33 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
tea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamy

So... milk tea.
Wait half and half?
explain
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TeaMilk
09/14/19 7:20:48 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TeaMilk posted...
tea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamy

So... milk tea.
Wait half and half?
explain
no milk tea is when u actually steep the tea in hot milk. I just put it in after because I dont have the resources to easily heat milk

Do you not know what half an half is
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/14/19 7:25:24 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
no milk tea is when u actually steep the tea in hot milk. I just put it in after because I dont have the resources to easily heat milk

Do you not know what half an half is

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TeaMilk
09/14/19 7:28:20 PM
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Hey wtf... my ex gf and her mom drank tea like this and they were from England. Her mom was really rich growing up and she had ruby encrusted diningware and her parents were cousins
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
09/14/19 7:30:32 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Hey wtf... my ex gf and her mom drank tea like this and they were from England. Her mom was really rich growing up and she had ruby encrusted diningware and her parents were cousins

TeaMilk posted...
her parents were cousins


It's okay. I too once fell for a carny act.
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treewojima
09/14/19 7:37:13 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
my ex gf

*curiosity intensifies*
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Hexenherz
09/14/19 7:45:06 PM
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Welp, I hate to say it TC but I'm glad to learn I'm not the only one with this problem.
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Akagami_Shanks
09/14/19 7:51:25 PM
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i worked with a guy who would bomb the bathroom every morning. It was horrible. Like before work even officially started the bathroom smelled like pure shit.

I moved out of that building though and back into the main courthouse so when i go to poop i at least have a ton of private bathrooms to choose from :(

working in that building was a dark time, if i really had to poop i would just use sick time or go to the main courthouse on my lunch break
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DezDroppedFreak
09/14/19 7:51:57 PM
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Damn you STILL havent shitted ???

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