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TeaMilk 09/13/19 2:09:47 PM #1: |
I cant poop when someone else is in the same bathroom, and I've been waiting for her to leave for like 5-10 mins. She hasn't made a single sound since she sat down except the initial pee. She must be waiting for me too
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Evening_Dragon 09/13/19 2:10:58 PM #2: |
Make whale sounds, to comfort her into release.
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VanananaHeyHey 09/13/19 2:11:38 PM #3: |
That's a weird problem I don't understand. Good luck? Sounds like a mutual problem, so maybe you could get up and walk around for a minute.
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1337toothbrush 09/13/19 2:12:28 PM #4: |
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Malcrasternus 09/13/19 2:12:38 PM #5: |
Play some sound clips of Hunters from Half Life 2.
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Error1355 09/13/19 2:13:48 PM #6: |
Ask her to sing you a song.
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DocileOrangeCup 09/13/19 2:15:21 PM #7: |
Slide under her stall and say "it's ok I want you to be comfortable"
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No_U_L7 09/13/19 2:16:18 PM #8: |
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Wewillrocku 09/13/19 2:28:07 PM #9: |
you're female? *surprised pikachu face*
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UberLurker 09/13/19 2:37:58 PM #10: |
No_U_L7 posted...
Hey we have the same poop condition I would think this is something a pick up artist wouldn't openly mention to a lady. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wedge Antilles 09/13/19 2:44:20 PM #11: |
Could be wasting time on her phone.
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No_U_L7 09/13/19 2:51:49 PM #12: |
UberLurker posted...
I would think this is something a pick up artist wouldn't openly mention to a lady. If I'm not trying to bang, who cares --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Error1355 09/13/19 3:34:06 PM #14: |
I like to imagine these two people are still waiting for each other.
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SquantoZ 09/13/19 3:35:14 PM #15: |
Where do you live that allows men and women in the same bathroom?
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Awesome 09/13/19 3:35:28 PM #16: |
sounds like you both dont want to have the other hear the crap hitting the water and making the splash sound.
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sylverlolol 09/13/19 3:37:31 PM #17: |
what is this throne of lies the OP sits upon
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JimCarrysToe 09/13/19 3:38:09 PM #18: |
I sort of have the same problem. Put a layer of toilet paper down on the water, it helps reduce splash back and sound, but you need to put a new layer down for every turd.
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Goats 09/13/19 3:38:41 PM #19: |
ib4 it's another cegal
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thronedfire2 09/13/19 3:38:53 PM #20: |
Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits
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JimCarrysToe 09/13/19 3:39:02 PM #21: |
Wait this was made an hour ago... @TeaMilk ya still trapped in the stall?
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Strider102 09/13/19 3:39:23 PM #22: |
Update on if poop happened yet
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gunplagirl 09/13/19 3:41:19 PM #23: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
Wait this was made an hour ago... @TeaMilk ya still trapped in the stall? Her phone clearly died, she's been in too long. Send in the evac team. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 09/13/19 3:44:36 PM #24: |
Just scream out oh my god! It wont stop coming out!
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Hanky_Bannister 09/13/19 3:45:06 PM #25: |
Who does #2 work for!!!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 09/13/19 3:47:11 PM #26: |
thronedfire2 posted...
Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits Winner of battleshits is named king/queen of the stalls and gets exclusive access to the cleanest of toiletries --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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aki_sora 09/13/19 4:02:24 PM #27: |
Lol
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DarkRoast 09/13/19 4:03:39 PM #28: |
When I go poop, I launch one of those huge solid logs and the splash is like a bidet to clean my bum.
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KainWind 09/14/19 4:14:10 AM #29: |
You okay in there?
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Error1355 09/14/19 7:13:15 AM #30: |
Some say they never made it.
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cjs28 09/14/19 7:28:30 AM #31: |
thronedfire2 posted...
Shes waiting for you to challenge her to battleshits Man, I haven't heard that reference in a long time lol --- Everything is cool. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThyCorndog 09/14/19 8:30:39 AM #32: |
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JimCarrysToe 09/14/19 6:32:52 PM #33: |
Tc might be dead y'all.
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Akagami_Shanks 09/14/19 6:34:27 PM #34: |
i always poop in one of those single bathrooms and lock the door, i always feel like i smell like shit afterwards too so i try to go for a short walk before returning to work, but i don't poop if i can hold it feasibly.
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TeaMilk 09/14/19 6:57:45 PM #35: |
Sorry to worry everyone, I'm ok. After a gruelling 27 hour poop off, she finally relented and I was able to let loose in peace. I've never felt relief like that. I think I'm gonna take some time off work now. Love you guys
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gunplagirl 09/14/19 6:58:55 PM #36: |
TeaMilk posted...
Sorry to worry everyone, I'm ok. After a gruelling 27 hour poop off, she finally relented and I was able to let loose in peace. I've never felt relief like that. I think I'm gonna take some time off work now. Love you guys You survived to poop another day --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/14/19 6:59:02 PM #37: |
I feel like at work you're gonna be known as "that which takes 10 bathroom breaks but needs 100"
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TeaMilk 09/14/19 7:05:15 PM #38: |
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
I feel like at work you're gonna be known as "that which takes 10 bathroom breaks but needs 100"I usually take 1 poo break around the morning, and then a pee break later in the afternoon after I drink a lot of water and tea milk --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/14/19 7:15:11 PM #39: |
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Akagami_Shanks 09/14/19 7:15:33 PM #40: |
do you poop at home or save it for work
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TeaMilk 09/14/19 7:18:50 PM #41: |
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TeaMilk posted...tea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamytea milk Akagami_Shanks posted... do you poop at home or save it for workI usually have to poop sometime in the late morning and I just cant avoid being at work then. I never wake up with enough time to poop before I go to work either --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/14/19 7:19:33 PM #42: |
TeaMilk posted...
tea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamy So... milk tea. Wait half and half? explain --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 09/14/19 7:20:48 PM #43: |
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
TeaMilk posted...no milk tea is when u actually steep the tea in hot milk. I just put it in after because I dont have the resources to easily heat milktea with added milk lol. At work we only have half & half so I've been having that. Its creamy Do you not know what half an half is --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/14/19 7:25:24 PM #44: |
TeaMilk posted...
no milk tea is when u actually steep the tea in hot milk. I just put it in after because I dont have the resources to easily heat milk ... Sometimes I'm thankful the English took over Ireland and brought in tea culture. Times like this make me realize how truly awful American culture can be in some regards. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TeaMilk 09/14/19 7:28:20 PM #45: |
Hey wtf... my ex gf and her mom drank tea like this and they were from England. Her mom was really rich growing up and she had ruby encrusted diningware and her parents were cousins
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 09/14/19 7:30:32 PM #46: |
TeaMilk posted...
Hey wtf... my ex gf and her mom drank tea like this and they were from England. Her mom was really rich growing up and she had ruby encrusted diningware and her parents were cousins TeaMilk posted... her parents were cousins It's okay. I too once fell for a carny act. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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treewojima 09/14/19 7:37:13 PM #47: |
TeaMilk posted...
my ex gf *curiosity intensifies* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 09/14/19 7:45:06 PM #48: |
Welp, I hate to say it TC but I'm glad to learn I'm not the only one with this problem.
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Akagami_Shanks 09/14/19 7:51:25 PM #49: |
i worked with a guy who would bomb the bathroom every morning. It was horrible. Like before work even officially started the bathroom smelled like pure shit.
I moved out of that building though and back into the main courthouse so when i go to poop i at least have a ton of private bathrooms to choose from :( working in that building was a dark time, if i really had to poop i would just use sick time or go to the main courthouse on my lunch break --- PSN: TYruler50 XBL: TYruler50, Switch: 4538-0715-0699, Battle.net: TYmaster50#1751, Steam: TYmaster50, 3DS FC: 4614-3266-5802, Wii U: Tymaster7601 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DezDroppedFreak 09/14/19 7:51:57 PM #50: |
Damn you STILL havent shitted ???
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