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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 2:42:36 PM #1: |
Now, if you close your eyes and imagine a calm serene land with pillowy fluffy clouds nestled in a a warm golden sky... listen. Just listen... You can here the REEEEEEE!
How DARE those trolls ratio "progress" (Female players get $240 for passing Go and male players get $200. Because that's fucking FAIR. Time for some goddam payback!!!!) #respectwomen *warning to all female players* Don't you DARE lose with this handicap in place. It will be sooo embarrassing. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpeedDemon20 09/10/19 2:44:11 PM #2: |
I always play the thimble wearing the tophat.
Or my sisters and I will use Pokmon figurines. --- http://orig14.deviantart.net/59f8/f/2009/047/4/9/rylai_crestfall_by_eyue.jpg Crystal Maiden... gal could break your heart in a thousand pieces. -Rucks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ StErOiDs 09/10/19 2:44:25 PM #3: |
Lol I want to watch this later.
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_AdjI_ 09/10/19 2:57:51 PM #4: |
Somebody came up with a new gimmick variant on Monopoly? Alert the Internet. This cannot stand.
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joemodda 09/10/19 2:59:00 PM #5: |
Nothing stopping the guys from roleplaying as chicks though
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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 2:59:38 PM #6: |
_AdjI_ posted...
Somebody came up with a new gimmick variant on Monopoly? Alert the Internet. This cannot stand. Your reply is as lame and weak as your debating skills I see. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_AdjI_ 09/10/19 3:01:57 PM #7: |
GrimCyclone posted...
_AdjI_ posted...Somebody came up with a new gimmick variant on Monopoly? Alert the Internet. This cannot stand. The evolutionary process is a documented, observable fact. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Philoktetes 09/10/19 3:09:26 PM #8: |
it's Ms. Monopoly
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Miroku_of_Nite1 09/10/19 3:20:08 PM #9: |
Parker Bros or whoever makes Monopoly will green light nearly any kind of novelty board variation. Hell I'm sure if you wanted to make Race War Monopoly they would allow it so long as you were tongue and cheek about it.
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Zeus 09/10/19 3:21:57 PM #10: |
_AdjI_ posted...
GrimCyclone posted..._AdjI_ posted...Somebody came up with a new gimmick variant on Monopoly? Alert the Internet. This cannot stand. Unlike your debating skills, apparently. #ZeusSneakingInForTheBurn #LightningBurn --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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demonfang178 09/10/19 3:24:41 PM #11: |
*watches half the video*
The heck does this have to do with Monopoly? *watches rest* The heck does that have to do with Monopoly? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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skullbone 09/10/19 3:47:45 PM #12: |
Imagine getting upset at things like this. Just shrug and move on with your life TC, you'll be much happier.
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Yellow 09/10/19 3:48:13 PM #13: |
LMAO
That's so fucking sexist. XD I'm going to buy this right next time I go to Walmart. I mean, they're getting my money. It's going to some female CEO, right? https://investor.hasbro.com/corporate-governance/management Aw, that's a shame. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SilentSeph 09/10/19 4:27:48 PM #14: |
Did you just assume my wheelbarrow's gender?
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Lokarin 09/10/19 4:33:33 PM #15: |
Did you know that men pay less than woman for buying women's products?
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Mead 09/10/19 4:34:32 PM #16: |
As if that would stop me from winning
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waterdeepchu 09/10/19 5:03:07 PM #17: |
Don't like it, don't buy it. No point getting upset about something that doesn't affect you in any possible way.
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Philoktetes 09/10/19 5:11:09 PM #18: |
waterdeepchu posted...
Don't like it, don't buy it. No point getting upset about something that doesn't affect you in any possible way. feminists say that about ms monopoly, but then they get Upset and try to take away are videogames if a female character's boobs are too big --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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aDirtyShisno 09/10/19 6:22:52 PM #19: |
GrimCyclone posted...
Female players get $240 for passing Go and male players get $200. Because that's fucking FAIR. Time for some goddam payback!!!! They also start with $1900 compared to $1500 for men. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 09/10/19 6:45:38 PM #20: |
Zeus posted...
_AdjI_ posted...GrimCyclone posted..._AdjI_ posted...Somebody came up with a new gimmick variant on Monopoly? Alert the Internet. This cannot stand. Whens the funeral for your Broken_Zeus account? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blaqthourne 09/10/19 6:57:16 PM #21: |
So if a black man plays against a white woman, wouldn't this be a perpetuation of white priviledge?
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Krazy_Kirby 09/10/19 7:16:20 PM #22: |
if it's the skyscraper version with the purple die it's still too easy.
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CreepyGuy2007 09/10/19 7:26:15 PM #23: |
Feminism is about creating a society where men and woman are treated equally.
Therefore it is completely logical that in a feminist edition of monoply woman are given an advantage so that they are able to compete with men on equal terms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 09/10/19 7:28:53 PM #24: |
Blaqthourne posted...
So if a black man plays against a white woman, wouldn't this be a perpetuation of white priviledge? All I know is I'm waiting the version of Monopoloy that only pays women 65% of what a man makes for passing go. I'd rather have that than paying 65% of a normal version of Monopoly for Miss Monopoly. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 09/10/19 7:30:04 PM #25: |
"Ms." not "Miss"
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HylianFox 09/10/19 7:34:37 PM #26: |
what if Ms. Pac-Man started with 1/4 of the board already cleared
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Nade Duck 09/10/19 7:44:41 PM #27: |
if anything isn't this condescending as hell to women?
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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 7:52:57 PM #28: |
Nade Duck posted...
if anything isn't this condescending as hell to women? Yes. Giving them more money isn't equality. It is a handicap and telling girls that they need more to be equal. Giving them the same money and just celebrating women inventors and etc wouldve been more appropriate, but this is new-justice. Ya gotta penalize people for past injustice. Setting things right isn't enough for the mob. They want bluud. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 09/10/19 8:00:29 PM #29: |
Practically nobody is gonna actually but this shit though
Stop reacting to ridiculous people and spreading their crazy shit --- More malicious than mischievous ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dedbus 09/10/19 8:08:43 PM #30: |
Didn't know college humor was still making videos.
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shadowsword87 09/10/19 8:29:22 PM #31: |
Why are people pissed about this?
Do you play Monopoly? Are you upset at the imbalance in the delicate of monopoly games? Why are you choosing to be upset. --- ImmortalityV, "I would like to kiss Icoyar to be honest in a non gay way though" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 8:39:13 PM #32: |
Mead posted...
Practically nobody is gonna actually but this shit though shadowsword87 posted... Why are people pissed about this? No one is upset about it, ya bunch of GOOBERS. Read the goddam post. We're making fun of it. How you get upset or overreacting from the topic post is beyond me. Two major channels with much more influence than you goobers made videos about it today. It's news on CBS and others as well. You know, GameFAQs parent company? No one is overreacting. Get your heads out of your asses. We're taking a giant shit on you. Act appropriately. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 09/10/19 8:40:48 PM #33: |
Im not upset, you are upset. Fuck you!
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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 8:44:30 PM #34: |
Mead posted...
Im not upset, you are upset. Fuck you! Shut yer fuckin hole, GOOBER --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dainkinkaide 09/10/19 9:43:33 PM #35: |
This seems like a natural progression of a game originally meant to demonstrate how unfair capitalism is.
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wolfy42 09/10/19 9:45:55 PM #36: |
The question is what they do for the extra $40 when they pass go, and is it played out in the game or real life?:)
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HylianFox 09/10/19 9:47:01 PM #37: |
dainkinkaide posted...
This seems like a natural progression of a game originally meant to demonstrate how unfair capitalism is. good point --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrimCyclone 09/10/19 10:03:24 PM #38: |
wolfy42 posted...
The question is what they do for the extra $40 when they pass go, and is it played out in the game or real life?:) Oh fuck yeah. I'm buying this shit now. --- "When he raises himself up, the mighty fear; Because of the crashing they are bewildered." https://imgur.com/EmR62Z5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 09/11/19 12:36:17 AM #39: |
Who cares? I just steal money from the bank or other players anyway.
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Noop_Noop 09/11/19 1:11:42 AM #40: |
Blaqthourne posted...
So if a black man plays against a white woman, wouldn't this be a perpetuation of white priviledge? Is there a black monopoly? Somehow I doubt that shit would fly. --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 09/11/19 1:13:02 AM #41: |
Noop_Noop posted...
Blaqthourne posted...So if a black man plays against a white woman, wouldn't this be a perpetuation of white priviledge? They tried to make one, but the fact that once you went to jail, you never got out, and half the squares sent you to jail, made the game unplayable. --- Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 09/11/19 1:26:26 AM #42: |
Rules for black monopoly.
Basic game is the same, but if you are carrying around more then $1000 in cash, and you roll doubles (once), you get sent to jail. To get out of jail the first time requires you to roll 11 or higher (with 2 6 sided dice). To get out of jail the second time you need to roll 12 (double sixes), if you get arrested a 3rd time you are in jail for life, unless you roll snake eyes, then your just killed. You don't get anything from community chest etc, and you only collect $100 when you pass go. Whenever you try and buy a property you have to roll and if your total is less then 6, the current home owners, neighbors etc prevent you from buying it because of "reasons". If you trade anyone for anything, it's considered theft and you get sent to jail. If you move more then 8 spaces, two times in a row, it's considered speeding and you get pulled over. Roll to see if drugs are planted on you and you get sent to jail (10 or lower and to jail you go). Free parking doesn't give you any money, but if you land on it you get a free roll. Since you can not get cards from community chest etc, there are no get out of jail free cards. You can not buy/own board walk or park place, and if you land on them, you get moved forward one space. --- Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 09/11/19 1:33:06 AM #43: |
wolfy42 posted...
Rules for black monopoly. Yeah but what if youre really good at basketball? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_tall_midget 09/11/19 1:46:20 AM #44: |
Modern feminism: fighting nonexistent discrimination with actual discrimination.
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Energy Surge 09/11/19 2:27:11 AM #45: |
wolfy42 posted...
Free parking doesn't give you any money, but if you land on it you get a free roll. Free parking doesn't give you any money to begin with in regular Monopoly. --- The only reason lightning never strikes in the same place twice, is that the same place isn't there the second time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 09/11/19 2:35:58 AM #46: |
Energy Surge posted...
wolfy42 posted...Free parking doesn't give you any money, but if you land on it you get a free roll. Yeah, but most white people who play the game get money when they land there anyway:) --- Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wolfy42 09/11/19 2:39:25 AM #47: |
MICHALECOLE posted...
wolfy42 posted...Rules for black monopoly. Oh, thats put in the rules as well, if you roll double sixes on your first roll of the game, and then roll double sixes 4 more times in a row after that....you instantly win the game, get 100 million dollars, tons of drugs and all the female players have sex with you (unless they are family members, in which case they have to call their friends over to take their place). Any other players are allowed to roll every single time you do after the first though, and if any of them gets double 6's as well, you suffer an injury and become depressed and homeless. --- Zangulus "I try to avoid having any knowledge at all of his dick." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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b_hamnite 09/11/19 6:30:10 AM #48: |
SilentSeph posted...
Did you just assume my wheelbarrow's gender? Whatever your wheelbarrow is, I'm sure it's stunning and brave. :) --- I miss the days when you could bring a game home and play, no updates to wait for. Now, get off my lawn. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unbridled9 09/11/19 6:56:00 AM #49: |
What if two trans people, one male to female and the other female to male, play? Who gets the bonus?
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Wandering__Hero 09/11/19 7:00:08 AM #50: |
Unbridled9 posted...
What if two trans people, one male to female and the other female to male, play? Who gets the bonus? Whichever one identifies as female. Fortunately the rules don't say you can't identify as a woman and report people who use the wrong pronouns to the police --- Click the sites these contain to donate to charity for free http://www.thenonprofits.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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