Poll of the Day > today's the day I go from a boy to a MAN

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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 2:25:53 PM
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meeting up with chubby tinder chick who's DTF. I still don't know where we can do it, I wanna say my dorm but I'm afraid of getting caught. luckily she has a car SOOOOOOOOOOOO

I still got it hahahhaha
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Aculo
08/19/19 2:28:55 PM
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you're a virgin? that makes more sense than anything you've ever posted, ok?
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Smarkil
08/19/19 2:33:38 PM
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posting for later
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green dragon
08/19/19 2:35:01 PM
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can you post pics, or at least pm them to me? I promise i wont share
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ClarkDuke
08/19/19 2:59:58 PM
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Aculo posted...
you're a virgin? that makes more sense than anything you've ever posted, ok?

i agree, wholeheartedly, ok?
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ClarkDuke
08/19/19 3:02:47 PM
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Zangulus posted...
How long until he tries to pretend he never said this too?

i give it an hour, ok?
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SkynyrdRocker
08/19/19 3:12:44 PM
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Tag
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LeetCheet
08/19/19 3:57:27 PM
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You should definitely drive her around town with your car and show off your driving skills.

Girls love that shit I think.
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Soup_or_Science
08/19/19 4:34:04 PM
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TC's aunt would be proud

Get up in there
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 4:48:24 PM
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green dragon posted...
can you post pics, or at least pm them to me? I promise i wont share


you have to give it a sec for the pics to show up in my google drive

Zangulus posted...
How long until he tries to pretend he never said this too?


never?

LeetCheet posted...
You should definitely drive her around town with your car and show off your driving skills.


Too bad I don't have my whip anymore
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green dragon
08/19/19 4:59:13 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
you have to give it a sec for the pics to show up in my google drive

i wasn't serious, but sure, i'll take a look
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:05:32 PM
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so, she changed her mind and instead insisted on a burger date :| gotta close this thread now
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Cacciato
08/19/19 5:06:30 PM
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Lets just keep it open to make fun of you
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BlackScythe0
08/19/19 5:08:22 PM
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I don't know what burger date means.

Does that mean you can't do something after eating burgers?
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:09:10 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Lets just keep it open to make fun of you


Why are you so mean? Honest question

BlackScythe0 posted...
I don't know what burger date means.

Does that mean you can't do something after eating burgers?


she wants to go out to eat
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Cacciato
08/19/19 5:10:16 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
Why are you so mean? Honest question

Why are you lacking in self-awareness?
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SkynyrdRocker
08/19/19 5:10:48 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Lets just keep it open to make fun of you
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BlackScythe0
08/19/19 5:11:36 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
she wants to go out to eat


Oh wait... so you just wanted sex and that was it? I think I just figured out the problem.
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:12:23 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Oh wait... so you just wanted sex and that was it? I think I just figured out the problem.


nanana that's what SHE wanted. She just got out of a relationship

I suggested a movie date but naw she wanted the chocolate pop
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:13:01 PM
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ay and I'm still gonna slay by the end today, just gotta kick my Nomak power in overdrive
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Aculo
08/19/19 5:19:32 PM
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how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?
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Smarkil
08/19/19 5:22:26 PM
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Aculo posted...
how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?


to be fair, he's slaying pigs

those are usually level 1 mobs
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:22:28 PM
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im guess that either walking away from you is going to be one of the wisest decisions this poor girl ever makes or she is going to be in for a pretty disappointing 15 seconds.
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:23:43 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Aculo posted...
how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?


to be fair, he's slaying pigs

those are usually level 1 mobs


K8ONxzq
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:24:35 PM
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do NOT let him close this thread
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:24:42 PM
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Aculo posted...
how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?


but I mastered the tutorial
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Aculo
08/19/19 5:24:56 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Aculo posted...
how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?


to be fair, he's slaying pigs

those are usually level 1 mobs

at least it's not a rat, ok?
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:28:47 PM
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Smarkil posted...
to be fair, he's slaying pigs


that's mad disrespectful, and I do not tolerate you direspecting my potential wifey. reported.
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:29:00 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
im guess that either walking away from you is going to be one of the wisest decisions this poor girl ever makes or she is going to be in for a pretty disappointing 15 seconds.


15 seconds or millimeters?


millimeters sounds generous

K8ONxzq
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:29:41 PM
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I'm actually in the 6 but whatever

fine keep the thread open cuz I know I'm gonna slay all day like it's Guantanamo bay
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 5:30:16 PM
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Zangulus posted...

He hasnt slayed anything


Wrong, as always. I had a nice experience in my car with a nice lady that I mentioned before on here
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Nade Duck
08/19/19 5:30:19 PM
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are you finally going to replace your trial penis?
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:30:20 PM
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Zangulus posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
Smarkil posted...
to be fair, he's slaying pigs


that's mad disrespectful, and I do not tolerate you direspecting my potential wifey. reported.


He hasnt slayed anything. Swine or otherwise.


and hopefully never will. we dont need this creepy incestuous rapey shit in the gene pool
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Cacciato
08/19/19 5:33:44 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm gonna slay all day like it's Guantanamo bay

Well, I believe that it's gonna be torture on her part, so you're not wrong.
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:35:02 PM
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nomak getting absolutely fucking tyrannosaurus rekt up in here
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:47:56 PM
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whats the new nintendo handheld system?

can TC get ahold of one?

can he bring it on the date?

can he go home in tears?

find out tonight at 11
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 5:52:06 PM
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fuck that was an OLD reference
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 6:27:03 PM
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Zangulus posted...
Zangulus posted...
How long until he tries to pretend he never said this too?


-Komaiko54- posted...
so, she changed her mind and instead insisted on a burger date :| gotta close this thread now


2 hours and 4 minutes. Damn.


What are you even talking about, I haven't changed anything. the story was just updated
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 6:28:19 PM
#47:


Zangulus posted...
I love when you lie so badly that you keep trying to change your story to seem cool to people you claim to only want to troll. Something you do as equally as bad as get a prostitute.


I didn't change anything. I mentioned before, last month that I met this chubby QT on tinder and I gave her the best date ever, we did some highly inappropriate stuff in my car (not "real" sex) and then my dick head friend backstabbed me when I told him about it by telling her that I told people and then she hated me for awhile
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Noop_Noop
08/19/19 6:54:52 PM
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what is it like to be a liar with pants constantly on fire

actually i know the answer to that, but ive never shown this sort of dedication to ANY story ive told on potd
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-Komaiko54-
08/19/19 8:12:08 PM
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Noop_Noop posted...
what is it like to be a liar with pants constantly on fire


???
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ClarkDuke
08/26/19 3:38:34 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
BlackScythe0 posted...
Oh wait... so you just wanted sex and that was it? I think I just figured out the problem.


nanana that's what SHE wanted. She just got out of a relationship

I suggested a movie date but naw she wanted the chocolate pop

sounds like she might be embarrassed to be seen in public with you, ok?

Noop_Noop posted...
Smarkil posted...
Aculo posted...
how can a virgin slay exactly? you're basically at level 1, ok?


to be fair, he's slaying pigs

those are usually level 1 mobs


K8ONxzq

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