Current Events > DSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition

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MasterVG782 posted...

It's like looking at a DSP checklist whenever Phil plays a fighting game, with today's streaming being him trying out the Terminator in MK11. Literally the any time he loses, it's always the online lag and he berates the netcode, and how the opponent spams the same move over and over. That's funny, too, since Phil does the exact same thing. In the two opponents he faced that I saw, I think he only used like the same 4 moves the entire time and he claims to be blocking when he gets hit, except he was clearly walking forward a few times.

Including such classics as:

-my move didn't come out
-online tactics
-that wouldn't work offline
-it dropped my input
-I was blocking
-random super!
-that's not what I did
-I'm pressing buttons
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Nazanir posted...

MasterVG782 posted...

It's like looking at a DSP checklist whenever Phil plays a fighting game, with today's streaming being him trying out the Terminator in MK11. Literally the any time he loses, it's always the online lag and he berates the netcode, and how the opponent spams the same move over and over. That's funny, too, since Phil does the exact same thing. In the two opponents he faced that I saw, I think he only used like the same 4 moves the entire time and he claims to be blocking when he gets hit, except he was clearly walking forward a few times.

Including such classics as:

-my move didn't come out
-online tactics
-that wouldn't work offline
-it dropped my input
-I was blocking
-random super!
-that's not what I did
-I'm pressing buttons

-Dial-a-combo
-None of that was earned!
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You can always hear him mashing on his pad whenever he plays.
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Kat isn't allowing him to watch Joker because she doesn't like those kinds of movies.

So she cleans the house, cooks food, buys him clothes, controls what he sees, this is basically a mother and child relationship.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Kat isn't allowing him to watch Joker because she doesn't like those kinds of movies.

So she cleans the house, cooks food, buys him clothes, controls what he sees, this is basically a mother and child relationship.

Well yeah, is this surprising for anyone? I have never seen Phil express affection to Leanna and Kat, other than being happy he has a maid who cooks and cleans for him.

Remember, you are talking about a man who woke up his girlfriend, who was sick, so she could cook for him. The girlfriend who couldn't be at her brothers wedding, because Phil had to play Fallout 4. The girlfriend who admitted on stream, for everyone to see and hear, that they weren't having sex.

Also the same person who relies on his parents to bail him out for his taxes, paid for his wedding, paying for his cat and paid for goddamn Halloween decorations.
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Phil was acting really weird during the DQB2 stream. Apparently someone send him an email, containing who knows what. But Phil avoid directly acknowledging what it is, and said that he will use it when the time is appropriate for it.

But the most of the stream, he was acting really weird, I'd say suspicious, but it's Phil we are talking about. It really felt like he was trying to hide something or at the very least make sure people had no idea what it was.

People started asking Phil if he was accepting things behind the scenes, calling him out that he said he would not do that.

He is also now letting the top donator name the skull he got from his mom. Something to consider here, because the whole story is weird as fuck to say the least. Phil claims financial distress, his parents allegedly know about this. Why in the fuck would his mom send him a prop for 60 dollars and who knows what more, rather than help them out by giving them money? Also, this isn't the first time Phil lying about how he got things, like it happened numerous times in the past that Phil got things from an anonymous donator like his 4k TV and PS4Pro for example. His parents paid for his wedding, and are still paying for his cat.

There are only 2 possible options, either he is lying, and is paying for everything himself, but uses the excuse of parents/anonymous donator to keep the lie going that he is in financial distress. Or he is telling the truth, and it means he is just so fucking pathetic it is unreal, what 37 year old man has his fucking parents pay for a goddamn Halloween decoration, or pay for his pet?

It's funny, because the lies Phil uses to keep his HUGE lie going, make him look equally, if not more, worse off than he already is.
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From what he has said about his parents, I feel like he still holds the wolverine incident over their heads and they are too old and weary to fight back.
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LightningAce11 posted...

From what he has said about his parents, I feel like he still holds the wolverine incident over their heads and they are too old and weary to fight back.

Well of course, if you ever slight a narcissist, they will fucking carry it to the grave.

For Phil's talk about things not being black/white, everything is very fucking black/white to him. Either you are beneficial to him, or you get thrown under the bus.
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"When you're married, you don't look at other women that way" - Phil

Yep, I'm sure that when people get married, they stop thinking that other women/men are attractive at all, even when they're on TV. This came up when someone talked about one of the women in the WWE.
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MasterVG782 posted...

"When you're married, you don't look at other women that way" - Phil

Yep, I'm sure that when people get married, they stop thinking that other women/men are attractive at all, even when they're on TV. This came up when someone talked about one of the women in the WWE.

This is Phil seeing everything in terms of black and white (ie: he's married, so he literally feels nothing for other women) combined with his idea of what it means to be a mature adult. Beyond the fact that it's wrong and just plain stupid, it's also no fun. Nope, we can't talk about women on stream anymore--he can't even do sections of games that involve dating scenarios, because a mature married man doesn't interact with female video game characters in that way.
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He is so warped shrinks would kill to case study him - even if they have to sub to his twitch for a year. >_>
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He's get angry at any talk about the goose game scam.

Also, he says he's not weak, he can pick up a gallon of milk dood!
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Trolls who pay him are dumber than his fans.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Trolls who pay him are dumber than his fans.

Agreed, you're best off not directly interacting with Phil at all. Phil often ignores troll donations. Good fucking job at the people doing this, you gave Phil 5 bucks to get ignored, way to win.

Also, for the life of me I cannot fathom.why he went back to PUBG, he was misserable playing that game, was misserable playing BLOPS4, and it's his most boring gameplay ever.

The best thing Phil could do is get games people actually ask for, and games that do bring in significant views. Soulslike games always do well, so he'd be smart to capitize on thay with Code Vein or The Surge 2. Yet he holds meaningless polls and always ends up playing games no one asked for, only to bitch about low viewership and "interactions".

Though I'll love to see him play Blasphemous. That game is tough as nails, and it will be prime Phil complaining, shitting on the game material.
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I watched a few minutes of PUBG. It was him camping in a room for several minutes before looking out a door and getting killed. There was obviously no way the other player should have been able to see him and kill him immediately, and this is why the game sucks.
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Taking tuesday and wednesday off for some important appointments.

AKA thanks for the money dummies and now he's gonna buy junk food and drink gin alone, because Kat's contract states no touching.
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Also, his biggest whale planetjeff got doxxed.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Taking tuesday and wednesday off for some important appointments.

AKA thanks for the money dummies and now he's gonna buy junk food and drink gin alone, because Kat's contract states no touching.

He's either doing a test or a job interview. The only reason he would have no time every day is if he's taking online classes to get certified for a job. That's my theory anyways. He's not broke, he's just milking it while he finds another job on the side and doesn't tell anyone about it

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LightningAce11 posted...

Taking tuesday and wednesday off for some important appointments.

AKA thanks for the money dummies and now he's gonna buy junk food and drink gin alone, because Kat's contract states no touching.

Yeah he is so transparent. He always gets his Twitch money on the 15-16th. So he is gonna go out and spend it.
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37 years old and pretending his mommy sent him some shitty Halloween prop.

That SNES stream was great. Can't wait for the TIHYP Pilotwings and the rage quit for Super Ghouls and Ghosts where he couldn't even get to the first stage checkpoint.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

That SNES stream was great. Can't wait for the TIHYP Pilotwings and the rage quit for Super Ghouls and Ghosts where he couldn't even get to the first stage checkpoint.

Are you kidding me? I might have to check this out because I'm an All-Star at SG&G

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Oh, I know. He did a really good job with his first life. But I didn't watch beyond that. The SNES slowdown was horrible as well, but it happens at the same spots, so after a bit it's easy to get used to.

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Spooking posted...

*DSP plays Mega Man 3*

DSP: I forget who is weak to what. Hmm...
*looks at stream chat*
DSP: I'm starting to remember.

It's like when he gets stuck in a game, takes a bathroom break, and then magically knows where to go and/or what to do.

Everyone knows he looked it up, but his ego takes priority over everything.
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Since I cannot edit my post anymore, Phil couldn't English. And yes we all know he is getting worse, but this was exceptionally bad.

The PSX logo/start screen popped up, Phil was riminiscing the start up tune, and he said, and I quote: "It almost sounds asiatic."
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Bad_Mojo posted...

Oh, I know. He did a really good job with his first life. But I didn't watch beyond that. The SNES slowdown was horrible as well, but it happens at the same spots, so after a bit it's easy to get used to.

Yeah, I remember renting it as a kid back in the day and it was the exact same. I know this is a shocking hot take, but DSP just sucks at vidya. I played it on my Switch and got to the raft part before I gave up.
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Nazanir posted...

Since I cannot edit my post anymore, Phil couldn't English. And yes we all know he is getting worse, but this was exceptionally bad.

The PSX logo/start screen popped up, Phil was riminiscing the start up tune, and he said, and I quote: "It almost sounds asiatic."

It's language that only mature adults like Phil can understand.

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Why does he manually update the top cheer/tip? I've seen other streamers have it automatically change.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he manually update the top cheer/tip? I've seen other streamers have it automatically change.

INTERACTION DOOD
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LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he manually update the top cheer/tip? I've seen other streamers have it automatically change.

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Spooking posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he manually update the top cheer/tip? I've seen other streamers have it automatically change.

If I recall, DSP said he does it manually because somebody with an offensive name might come in and troll. I mean.... ok, but Jesus does that take away from the immersion when he stops every thirty seconds to update.

It's this plus an unwillingness to adapt or put any effort into what he does. He tries to justify it with a bunch of excuses, but really he just doesn't want to do anything extra, not even if it will improve the stream.
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It'd probably only take like 15-20 minutes to set up properly (maybe even less), since pretty much all other streamers have it update automatically. DSP is just lazy and doesn't want to do anything more than literally turn on the stream, talk for an hour, then play games for 2-3 hours and log off.
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Apparently planetjeff has a criminal record for theft. He steals and gives to dsp, a sort of chaotic robin hood.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Apparently planetjeff has a criminal record for theft. He steals and gives to dsp, a sort of chaotic robin hood.

The aw schism that is Phil Burnell claims another victim. Just like Vidar the foreign butler, kingswaggins, Sammy Somosa, Fred Fuchs, etc.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/LudwigTheJust/status/1184963799326973952

Nail biting when a black guy comes on screen again.
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What are penne points now?
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Soooo, Phil refuses to play a Free to Play game, Fortnite, even though by his own claims that he has "no money" while calling it a children's game.

Yet, he will pay 40 dollars for Plants vs. Zombies (which is defenatly not a kid's game), a game no one askes him to play, paid with money he doesn't have.

Yikes is apparantly a new word he picked up.

The best content he has given recently, was his Street Fighter gameplay. Everytime EvilAJ popped up in a lobby, Phil acted like a little bitch and left the lobby, excuses were plenty. And this is how you are a proper detractor. He didn't do anything, other than consistently kick Phil's ass in a game he prides himself on constantly. He got so under Phil's skin, that this is how he behaves: like a scared little child.

Speaking of taking pride. Phil said that he hates people for taking things from his past, and acting like it matters today. Oh, and at the same time, Phil won't shut up about the past either, like how good he is at fighting games for example.
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I get that people shouldn't necessarily be condemned for stupid shit they said in the past, but a lot of Phil's stupid shit was from only a few years ago when he was in his early to mid thirties.
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LightningAce11 posted...

What are penne points now?

Fucking useless. No, seriously.

Phil explained what they were. Viewers get these points by watching his streams. These points then can be used for:

-Altering emotes, but this is only visible for the person altering them.
-Unlocking emotes, but only for 24 hours.
-Highlighting a message, which will still be ignored by Phil.
-Being able to send a message even though the xhat is in sub only mode if you are not a sub.

Anything and everything is just completely fucking useless, and as Phil was explaining what they do, it was obvious that he often didn't know what they did exactly himself. That is how invested he is in his streams and his audience: he hypes up everything he does, but never does the bare minimum like a little research into the game he is playing, making an effort to get better, nothing.
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jpenny2 posted...

I get that people shouldn't necessarily be condemned for stupid shit they said in the past, but a lot of Phil's stupid shit was from only a few years ago when he was in his early to mid thirties.

I'm thinking it's Phil's parents renting out his old place in Connecticut. They funnel the money through bits and cheers with the anonymous person. That's my tin foil hat thing.

I still wonder what the "they're here" thing is about. Bzzzt.

Maybe like last time when Leanna had friends over and he hid in his room all night playing WWE Supercard.
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They're here? What are you talking about? Is it like an audio clip or something?

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Bad_Mojo posted...

They're here? What are you talking about? Is it like an audio clip or something?

A couple of days ago, Phil had to cut the stream short, because people had arrived at his house. Based on his reaction and body language, he was really not up for it. Kat came to fetch him.

One possible and favourite theory is that they had dinner guests over.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

They're here? What are you talking about? Is it like an audio clip or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_bKfjc_B3U" data-time="

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMDcAlNLmvY" data-time="

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And this is hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9rv1gJf2ks" data-time="
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Thanks

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Nazanir posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

What are penne points now?

Fucking useless. No, seriously.

Phil explained what they were. Viewers get these points by watching his streams. These points then can be used for:

-Altering emotes, but this is only visible for the person altering them.
-Unlocking emotes, but only for 24 hours.
-Highlighting a message, which will still be ignored by Phil.
-Being able to send a message even though the xhat is in sub only mode if you are not a sub.

Anything and everything is just completely fucking useless, and as Phil was explaining what they do, it was obvious that he often didn't know what they did exactly himself. That is how invested he is in his streams and his audience: he hypes up everything he does, but never does the bare minimum like a little research into the game he is playing, making an effort to get better, nothing.

Pretty sure if you modify an emote, it functions as if you unlocked that emote for 24 hours. I've done it on other channels and you can use it across the entirety of Twitch for that timeframe. So, Phil has no idea what he's talking about (as usual) if he said it's only visible to the person who modified the emote.

I have no idea why he renamed the channel points thing to Penne Points. Basically, they are there to "reward" viewers who watch a stream and can be used to unlock emotes to use, although they're only available for 24 hours from the time you unlock them. You can also highlight a message for the streamer's chat, but as said, Phil will just ignore that message most of the time. A streamer also has the option to create their own rewards, too, like a music streamer could potentially put music requests as a reward.
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He renamed it because penne is a detractor meme he's trying to take back, sort of like how he now has a "Why am I toxic?" emote. I think that's actually a good idea: if he can show that the memes don't bother him, it takes away some of their power. The problem is, Phil is lazy and won't do anything with these points, just like he doesn't do anything with his Patreon perks.
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Now he's getting people to pay to name random shit in his gaming room. The skull, the characters in a game etc.
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