Poll of the Day > So, Trump gets to Heaven, and..

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winter_rising
05/17/19 6:43:07 PM
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God Says to him, "Theres no Money Here guy, Theres No Gold, No Guns. You might as well try Hell."
"You can't OWN, the Earth, Because I created That One.."
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Zikten
05/17/19 6:45:35 PM
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I think Jesus would stare at Trump and then say "dude......no.......just.....no....get the fuck out of here"

And then pull the lever that opens the drop door to hell
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winter_rising
05/17/19 6:51:06 PM
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Zikten posted...
I think Jesus would stare at Trump and then say "dude......no.......just.....no....get the fuck out of here"

And then pull the lever that opens the drop door to hell


Sorry, had to finish er add more to it, now its complete. =)
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DirtBasedSoap
05/17/19 6:52:10 PM
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r/comedyheaven
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I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME?
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The_tall_midget
05/17/19 7:12:07 PM
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I am sure God would have a better grasp of the English language.
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Mead
05/17/19 7:18:37 PM
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What the fucking fuck is this shit
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ParanoidObsessive
05/17/19 8:11:25 PM
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This topic has made me cringe so hard my sphincter is now somewhere up around my sternum.


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_AdjI_
05/17/19 9:19:41 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
This topic has made me cringe so hard my sphincter is now somewhere up around my sternum.


That's a pretty normal place to have a sphincter.
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Zeus
05/25/19 10:52:16 PM
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Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit

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_AdjI_
05/25/19 10:55:48 PM
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Zeus posted...
Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit


More saliently, why did you resurrect it a week later?
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SkynyrdRocker
05/25/19 11:21:40 PM
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You do not have a future in comedy
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The_tall_midget
05/25/19 11:42:01 PM
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"We got angels, the best angels, I know some of those angels and they're great. here is Michael? Come up here, Michael!"
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
05/25/19 11:44:47 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
Zeus posted...
Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit


More saliently, why did you resurrect it a week later?

He starved for human attention.
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Sarcasthma
05/26/19 8:53:31 PM
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Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit

I think its a bot.
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BlackScythe0
05/26/19 9:28:15 PM
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Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit


I'm still trying to figure out how someone thinks Trump gets anywhere near heaven.
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Greenfox111
05/26/19 9:34:51 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
r/comedyheaven

Definitely not, its the graveyard for this one
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Valiant_Kaiser
05/26/19 11:17:56 PM
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With all of his money laundering and other financial scams, Jesus would probably beat the crap out of him like he did the money changers.
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Nade Duck
05/26/19 11:19:32 PM
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hillary clinton gets to heaven and jesus has to start dusting.
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-Komaiko54-
05/26/19 11:47:22 PM
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Q0Zfis3
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