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winter_rising 05/17/19 6:43:07 PM #1: |
God Says to him, "Theres no Money Here guy, Theres No Gold, No Guns. You might as well try Hell."
"You can't OWN, the Earth, Because I created That One.." --- "Wear some Golf Shoes!! Otherwise we'll never get out of this place Alive!.. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all.." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 05/17/19 6:45:35 PM #2: |
I think Jesus would stare at Trump and then say "dude......no.......just.....no....get the fuck out of here"
And then pull the lever that opens the drop door to hell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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winter_rising 05/17/19 6:51:06 PM #3: |
Zikten posted...
I think Jesus would stare at Trump and then say "dude......no.......just.....no....get the fuck out of here" Sorry, had to finish er add more to it, now its complete. =) --- "Wear some Golf Shoes!! Otherwise we'll never get out of this place Alive!.. impossible to walk in this muck, no footing at all.." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 05/17/19 6:52:10 PM #4: |
r/comedyheaven
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The_tall_midget 05/17/19 7:12:07 PM #5: |
I am sure God would have a better grasp of the English language.
--- "If masculinity was toxic, children growing without fathers would be better off. Unfortunately, criminals often come from single mother households." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 05/17/19 7:18:37 PM #6: |
What the fucking fuck is this shit
--- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 05/17/19 8:11:25 PM #7: |
This topic has made me cringe so hard my sphincter is now somewhere up around my sternum.
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_AdjI_ 05/17/19 9:19:41 PM #8: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
This topic has made me cringe so hard my sphincter is now somewhere up around my sternum. That's a pretty normal place to have a sphincter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 05/25/19 10:52:16 PM #9: |
Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_AdjI_ 05/25/19 10:55:48 PM #10: |
Zeus posted...
Mead posted...What the fucking fuck is this shit More saliently, why did you resurrect it a week later? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 05/25/19 11:21:40 PM #11: |
You do not have a future in comedy
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The_tall_midget 05/25/19 11:42:01 PM #12: |
"We got angels, the best angels, I know some of those angels and they're great. here is Michael? Come up here, Michael!"
--- We have lost more Americans through abortions (64 times more) than we did in all of our wars (12 wars) combined. Let's stop lying: abortionists are murderers. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrndNhbrHdCEman 05/25/19 11:44:47 PM #13: |
_AdjI_ posted...
Zeus posted...Mead posted...What the fucking fuck is this shit He starved for human attention. --- Official nosy neighbor and gossip https://imgur.com/uGKwGsK ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 05/26/19 8:53:31 PM #14: |
Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit I think its a bot. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 05/26/19 9:28:15 PM #15: |
Mead posted...
What the fucking fuck is this shit I'm still trying to figure out how someone thinks Trump gets anywhere near heaven. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Greenfox111 05/26/19 9:34:51 PM #16: |
DirtBasedSoap posted...
r/comedyheaven Definitely not, its the graveyard for this one --- Don't ask. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Valiant_Kaiser 05/26/19 11:17:56 PM #17: |
With all of his money laundering and other financial scams, Jesus would probably beat the crap out of him like he did the money changers.
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Nade Duck 05/26/19 11:19:32 PM #18: |
hillary clinton gets to heaven and jesus has to start dusting.
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-Komaiko54- 05/26/19 11:47:22 PM #20: |
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