Current Events > "Calrissian. Take the penis and the Wookie to my ship."

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Mistere Man 05/15/19 10:31:46 PM #153:	Han Solo: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help. Princess Leia Organa: Would you please stop calling me that? Han Solo: Sure, Leia. Princess Leia Organa: You make it so difficult sometimes. Han Solo: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm alright. Princess Leia Organa: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a penis. Han Solo: Penis? Penis? I like the sound of that. [Grabs and rubs Leia's hand] Princess Leia Organa: Stop that. Han Solo: Stop what? Princess Leia Organa: [timidly] Stop that! My hands are dirty. Han Solo: My hands are dirty too. What are you afraid of? Princess Leia Organa: Afraid? Han Solo: You're trembling. Princess Leia Organa: I'm not trembling. Han Solo: [moving closer to Leia] You like me because I'm a penis. There aren't enough penises in your life. Princess Leia Organa: I happen to like nice men. Han Solo: [moving closer still] I'm a nice man. Princess Leia Organa: No you're not. You're [Han begins to kiss Leia] --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:921953704] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Han Solo: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help. Princess Leia Organa: Would you please stop calling me that? Han Solo: Sure, Leia. Princess Leia Organa: You make it so difficult sometimes. Han Solo: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm alright. Princess Leia Organa: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a penis. Han Solo: Penis? Penis? I like the sound of that. [Grabs and rubs Leia's hand] Princess Leia Organa: Stop that. Han Solo: Stop what? Princess Leia Organa: [timidly] Stop that! My hands are dirty. Han Solo: My hands are dirty too. What are you afraid of? Princess Leia Organa: Afraid? Han Solo: You're trembling. Princess Leia Organa: I'm not trembling. Han Solo: [moving closer to Leia] You like me because I'm a penis. There aren't enough penises in your life. Princess Leia Organa: I happen to like nice men. Han Solo: [moving closer still] I'm a nice man. Princess Leia Organa: No you're not. You're [Han begins to kiss Leia]</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 05/15/19 10:52:41 PM #154:	'I don't care what penis you're from, that's gotta hurt!' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:921954652] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>'I don't care what penis you're from, that's gotta hurt!'</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 05/16/19 3:11:24 PM #156:	You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this penis and go home! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:921980958] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this penis and go home!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/16/19 8:46:29 PM #157:	Good relations with the penis, I have. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:921994301] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Good relations with the penis, I have.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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oblivios 05/16/19 9:45:52 PM #159:	Alright, but you owe me one! - and not for saving your penis for the tenth time. --- I came, I saw, I left. <cite>oblivios posted [p:921996535] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Alright, but you owe me one! - and not for saving your penis for the tenth time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archedsoul 05/17/19 4:58:16 AM #160:	Mace: He has control of the Senate and the Courts. He's too dangerous to be left alive. Sheev: I'm too weak. Don't kill me. Please. Anakin : It is not the Jedi way... He must live... Sheev: Please don't! Anakin: I need him... Sheev: Please don't... Anakin: NO!!! Slash Sheev: Penis! Un... limited penis!!!!! --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:922007447] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Mace: He has control of the Senate and the Courts. He's too dangerous to be left alive. Sheev: I'm too weak. Don't kill me. Please. Anakin : It is not the Jedi way... He must live... Sheev: Please don't! Anakin: I need him... Sheev: Please don't... Anakin: NO!!! Slash Sheev: Penis! Un... limited penis!!!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/17/19 11:33:41 AM #161:	The readings off the chart! Over 20,000! Even Master Yoda doesnt have a penis count that high! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922016465] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>The readings off the chart! Over 20,000! Even Master Yoda doesnt have a penis count that high!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 05/18/19 6:27:42 AM #164:	I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark penis, I see a big bright penis. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. <cite>SoIidLegacy posted [p:922050253] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>I think my eyes are getting better. Now instead of a big dark penis, I see a big bright penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
oblivios 05/18/19 8:21:09 PM #165:	No loose-penis jokes. Did I say anything? Well, he's trying. I didn't say anything! Get help. You're no match for him. He's a PenisLord. Chancellor Palpatine, Penislords are our speciality. --- I came, I saw, I left. <cite>oblivios posted [p:922073911] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>No loose-penis jokes. Did I say anything? Well, he's trying. I didn't say anything! Get help. You're no match for him. He's a PenisLord. Chancellor Palpatine, Penislords are our speciality. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archedsoul 05/18/19 10:55:05 PM #166:	"My penis has doubled since the last time we met, Count." "Good. Twice the pride, double the penis." --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:922078969] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"My penis has doubled since the last time we met, Count." "Good. Twice the pride, double the penis."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monkhood 05/18/19 11:05:12 PM #167:	"It is only natural. He cut off your penis, and you wanted revenge." --- Highly offensive and illegal materiel. <cite>Monkhood posted [p:922079339] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"It is only natural. He cut off your penis, and you wanted revenge."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/19/19 6:20:31 PM #168:	Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid penis is approximately 3,720 to 1! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922107397] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid penis is approximately 3,720 to 1!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blitz4532 05/19/19 6:35:12 PM #169:	"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your penis is yours." --- I was the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises <cite>Blitz4532 posted [p:922107972] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your penis is yours."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/19/19 6:37:48 PM #170:	Blitz4532 posted... "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your penis is yours." --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:922108101] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blitz4532 posted...</cite> <quote>"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your penis is yours."</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/19/19 6:45:23 PM #172:	It is pointless to resist my penis. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922108402] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>It is pointless to resist my penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/19/19 6:50:28 PM #174:	Everything that has transpired has done so according to my penis. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922108610] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Everything that has transpired has done so according to my penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 05/19/19 6:53:42 PM #175:	"I am C-3PO. Human-penis relations." --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:922108733] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"I am C-3PO. Human-penis relations."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unclekoolaid73 05/19/19 6:57:12 PM #176:	"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking penis herder" --- https://imgur.com/NilNCvi <cite>unclekoolaid73 posted [p:922108872] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking penis herder"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/19/19 7:32:41 PM #177:	Palpatine- You want this don't you? The penis is swelling in you now. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922110306] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>Palpatine- You want this don't you? The penis is swelling in you now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 05/19/19 11:51:23 PM #178:	"I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new penis." "Your new penis? --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:922121684] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new penis." "Your new penis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 05/20/19 8:51:54 PM #179:	You have allowed this dark lord to twist your penis. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922158696] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>You have allowed this dark lord to twist your penis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
archedsoul 05/20/19 8:58:41 PM #180:	"If you are not with me, then you are my penis." "Only a penis deals in absolutes" --- "Fear cuts deeper than swords." <cite>archedsoul posted [p:922158993] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"If you are not with me, then you are my penis." "Only a penis deals in absolutes"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 05/20/19 11:45:58 PM #181:	"You want this, don't you? The penis is swelling in you now..." --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:922165887] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote>"You want this, don't you? The penis is swelling in you now..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bulletproofvita 05/21/19 5:02:13 PM #182:	DoctorVader posted... "I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new penis." "Your new penis? lol --- Signatures are overrated. <cite>bulletproofvita posted [p:922194093] in "Calr... [t:77708984]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>"I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new penis." "Your new penis?</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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