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| Topic | "Calrissian. Take the penis and the Wookie to my ship." |
| Mistere Man 05/15/19 10:31:46 PM #153: | Han Solo: Hey, Your Worship, I'm only trying to help. Princess Leia Organa: Would you please stop calling me that? Han Solo: Sure, Leia. Princess Leia Organa: You make it so difficult sometimes. Han Solo: I do, I really do. You could be a little nicer, though. Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm alright. Princess Leia Organa: Occasionally, maybe... when you aren't acting like a penis. Han Solo: Penis? Penis? I like the sound of that. [Grabs and rubs Leia's hand] Princess Leia Organa: Stop that. Han Solo: Stop what? Princess Leia Organa: [timidly] Stop that! My hands are dirty. Han Solo: My hands are dirty too. What are you afraid of? Princess Leia Organa: Afraid? Han Solo: You're trembling. Princess Leia Organa: I'm not trembling. Han Solo: [moving closer to Leia] You like me because I'm a penis. There aren't enough penises in your life. Princess Leia Organa: I happen to like nice men. Han Solo: [moving closer still] I'm a nice man. Princess Leia Organa: No you're not. You're [Han begins to kiss Leia] --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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