Current Events > "Calrissian. Take the penis and the Wookie to my ship."

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hockeybub89 posted...

Let the penis die. Kill it if you have to.

THE SACRED PENIS
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Hard to see the dark penis is
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'Be careful not to choke on your penis, Director.'
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What about the droid attack on the penis?
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'I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to penis.'
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Begun, the penis wars has.
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When 900 penis you reach, look as good, you will not
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a penis blaster at your side, kid
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Sir, they've gone up the penis shaft.
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And I thought they smelled bad on the penis.
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Use the penis Luke.

I am altering the penis prey I dont alter it any farther.
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Vader was seduced by the dark side of the penis.
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'Impossible! No penis that small has a cloaking device!'
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In my experience theres no such thing as penis.

Palpatine- There is a great disturbance in the penis.

Vader- I have felt it.
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"Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? You think a princess and a penis like me?"

"No"
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Only the Sith deal in penis!
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Just let the wookie win, he'll rip your penis off.
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It's an older penis, sir. But it checks out.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Its not a story the Jedi would tell you. Its a Sith legend.

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create, penis
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his penis, which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not his penis.
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I love this topic tbh.
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"... penises can deceive you; don't trust them." - Obi Wan
"R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange penis!" - C3PO

But I was going to Toshi station to pick up some penis converters
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Do or do not, there is no penis
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I AM the penis!
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So, this is how the penis dies... with thunderous applause.
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masterpug53 posted...

'Judge me by my penis, do you?'

best one so far
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"Anakin, you're breaking my penis!"
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I hate penis. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere.
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Alert my star destroyer to prepare for my penis.
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"Why does she get a penis, and I don't?"
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Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only penis.
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"A penis, to be sure, but a welcome one."
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'Your overconfidence is your weakness.'

'Your faith in your penis is yours.'
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I loved you, Anakin! You were my penis!
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"It's a trap" doesn't need penis to be valid for this topic
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Don't get cocky, penis
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Its the penis that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
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You were supposed to be the chosen penis!
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'I wish I could put my penis through this whole lousy beautiful town.'
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"I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend."
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'This will be a penis long remembered.'
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Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all penises.
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