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LockeMonster
05/11/19 8:45:31 PM
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"I'd just as soon kiss a penis"

I'm drunk. Enjoy the topic.
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masterpug53
05/12/19 10:25:15 AM
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'I am altering the penis. Pray I don't alter it further.'
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eston
05/12/19 10:27:38 AM
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"I find your lack of penis disturbing"

"Aren't you a little short for a penis?"
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Doom_Art
05/12/19 10:28:48 AM
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"I am a penis, like my father before me"
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DoctorVader
05/12/19 10:30:41 AM
#5:


I... Am... Fire. I... Am...

Death.

*Flies towards penis town*
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DrizztLink
05/12/19 10:37:07 AM
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tullock
05/12/19 10:37:23 AM
#8:


That's no moon. It's a penis!
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Tyranthraxus
05/12/19 10:38:31 AM
#9:


A wretched penis of scum and villainy
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Tyranthraxus
05/12/19 10:38:56 AM
#10:


Sorry about the penis
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Doom_Art
05/12/19 10:44:24 AM
#11:


I look forward to adding your penises to my collection
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AlephZero
05/12/19 10:45:12 AM
#12:


"I love penis."

"I know."
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spudger
05/12/19 10:45:54 AM
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So this is how democracy dies
With thunderous penis
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DrizztLink
05/12/19 10:45:55 AM
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masterpug53
05/12/19 10:48:06 AM
#16:


'Judge me by my penis, do you?'
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Monkhood
05/12/19 8:47:29 PM
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tullock posted...
That's no moon. It's a penis!

It's too big to be a penis!
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WafflehouseJK
05/12/19 8:49:14 PM
#21:


I don't like penis. It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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SmidgeIsntBack
05/12/19 8:58:35 PM
#25:


As if millions of penises suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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Alex_Whiter
05/12/19 8:59:33 PM
#26:


"Its over Anakin! I have the high penis!"

"You underestimate my penis."
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hockeybub89
05/12/19 9:07:10 PM
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Mistere Man
05/12/19 9:09:28 PM
#28:


You scruffy looking penis herder!
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DrizztLink
05/12/19 9:10:08 PM
#29:


Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Penis?
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DarthAragorn
05/12/19 9:10:42 PM
#30:


I am your penis
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Mistere Man
05/12/19 9:11:49 PM
#31:


DarthAragorn posted...
I am your penis

No! Thats not true! THAT'S PENIS!
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DrizztLink
05/12/19 9:12:26 PM
#32:


Mistere Man posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
I am your penis

No! Thats not true! THAT'S PENIS!

Search your penis. You know it to be true.
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Tyranthraxus
05/12/19 9:13:05 PM
#33:


Mistere Man posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
I am your penis

No! Thats not true! THAT'S PENIS!

Search your penis, you know it to be true!
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Monkhood
05/12/19 9:14:59 PM
#34:


You will pay the price for your lack of penis!
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Dark_Garioshi
05/12/19 9:15:47 PM
#35:


Now this is penis racing!
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SmidgeIsntBack
05/12/19 9:17:19 PM
#36:


Dead or alive, I get penis either way.
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Tyranthraxus
05/12/19 9:21:33 PM
#38:


I have a bad feeling about penis
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Distant_Rainbow
05/12/19 9:34:03 PM
#39:


Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational penis!
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Monkhood
05/12/19 9:36:12 PM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational penis!

winner
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Metua
05/12/19 9:40:56 PM
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hockeybub89
05/12/19 10:33:43 PM
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Ryven
05/12/19 10:36:23 PM
#44:


Who's the penis, the penis or the penis that follows?
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meralonne
05/12/19 10:40:23 PM
#45:


Sir, its possible that this penis is not entirely stable!
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hockeybub89
05/12/19 10:41:50 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack
05/12/19 10:54:38 PM
#47:


You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the penis of Master.
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Sariana21
05/12/19 10:58:08 PM
#48:


No one has posted this?

Look at the size of that penis!
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Tyranthraxus
05/12/19 11:33:27 PM
#50:


Your father I knew. Powerful Penis was he.
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