Current Events > "Calrissian. Take the penis and the Wookie to my ship."
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Mistere Man 05/13/19 4:15:10 PM #103: |
A long time penis, in a galaxy far far away.
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legendarylemur 05/13/19 4:22:03 PM #104: |
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DrizztLink 05/13/19 4:22:48 PM #105: |
fusespliff posted...
"It's a trap" doesn't need penis to be valid for this topic  --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 05/13/19 5:08:43 PM #106: |
ITS OVER ANAKIN!
I HaVE the HIGH PENIS. --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 05/13/19 5:25:08 PM #107: |
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But I assure you... my penis has never been stronger!"
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SoIidLegacy 05/13/19 6:12:36 PM #108: |
PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS, unlimited PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
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bobtuse 05/13/19 6:18:24 PM #109: |
Is it possible to learn this penis?
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SoIidLegacy 05/13/19 6:19:59 PM #110: |
bobtuse posted...
Is it possible to learn this penis? Not from a penis. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 05/13/19 10:18:54 PM #111: |
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is penis!
From my point of view the Jedi are penis! --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/13/19 10:34:19 PM #112: |
What is thy bidding my penis?
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mybbqrules 05/13/19 10:45:00 PM #113: |
"And I thought penis smelled bad......on the outside."
--- "Remember, it's called the 'American dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 05/14/19 4:19:02 AM #114: |
I'm a penis and my name is Anakin.
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Vicious_Dios 05/14/19 4:24:20 AM #115: |
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking penis herder!
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Sphyx 05/14/19 4:31:04 AM #116: |
I don't like penis.
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 05/14/19 4:37:59 AM #117: |
"Ejaculate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"
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DrizztLink 05/14/19 4:45:02 AM #118: |
Chancellor, Sith Penises are our speciality.
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Mistere Man 05/14/19 6:22:59 AM #119: |
Vader- The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.
Obi Wan - Only a master of penis Darth. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 05/14/19 6:25:02 AM #120: |
No one can kill a penis
Or No penis can kill a Jedi. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoctorVader 05/14/19 6:36:56 AM #121: |
"I AM the penis"
"Not yet" --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/14/19 8:20:42 AM #122: |
Strike me down and I shall become more penis than you can imagine.
--- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Webmaster4531 05/14/19 9:04:06 AM #123: |
Many Bothans died to bring us this penis.
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Mistere Man 05/14/19 1:28:47 PM #124: |
Jabba- I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Penis where he is.
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Sariana21 05/14/19 1:38:02 PM #125: |
Mistere Man posted...
Jabba- I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Penis where he is. I will not give up my favorite penis. I like Captain Solo where he is. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 05/14/19 1:39:02 PM #126: |
Will someone get this big walking penis out of my way?
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Mistere Man 05/14/19 1:43:12 PM #127: |
(Leia kisses Luke)
For penis --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/14/19 1:43:14 PM #128: |
If into the security recordings you go... Only penis you will find.
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Vicious_Dios 05/14/19 1:53:24 PM #129: |
Not even the penises survived.
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thisisboris2 05/14/19 2:01:08 PM #130: |
Take a penis, young Skywalker
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Monkhood 05/14/19 2:04:50 PM #131: |
"You can waste time with your penis when your chores are done."
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Tyranthraxus 05/14/19 2:41:28 PM #132: |
Take your father's penis at my side
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masterpug53 05/14/19 3:00:43 PM #133: |
Monkhood posted...
Will someone get this big walking penis out of my way? No penis is worth this! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Distant_Rainbow 05/14/19 3:12:46 PM #134: |
"My penis is with them."
"Are you sure?" "I have felt it, my Master." "Hm. Strange that I have not..." --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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meralonne 05/14/19 3:15:18 PM #135: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
Take your father's penis at my side Take your fathers place at my penis. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 05/14/19 5:27:40 PM #136: |
"You will not take her from me!"
"Your anger and your lust for penis have already done that!" --- c r u n c h y d e l i g h t ! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 05/14/19 5:43:54 PM #137: |
"Are you a penis?"
"...What?" "A penis. I heard deep space pirates talk about them. They're most beautiful creatures in the universe." --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 05/14/19 5:47:10 PM #138: |
"We'll use the penis."
"That's not how the penis works!" --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monkhood 05/14/19 5:51:47 PM #139: |
"That's one hell of a penis!"
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Sariana21 05/14/19 7:07:31 PM #140: |
Now lets blow this penis and go home!
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Vicious_Dios 05/14/19 7:12:57 PM #141: |
General Penis, you're shorter than I expected.
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Mistere Man 05/14/19 10:46:32 PM #142: |
It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force... but by our skills with a penis.
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archedsoul 05/15/19 12:50:22 AM #143: |
"At an end your penis is, and not short enough it was."
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Tyranthraxus 05/15/19 3:26:23 AM #144: |
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark penis.
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MrMallard 05/15/19 5:04:18 AM #147: |
This is the ship that did the Kessel run in 12 penises.
--- I know this guy at LucasArts, he says they're looking for hands - in 15 years I'll be throwing back beers, with my feet in the sand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aressar 05/15/19 5:30:11 AM #148: |
Your penis will make a fine addition to my collection.
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Mistere Man 05/15/19 6:21:52 PM #149: |
Penis Dooku
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SoIidLegacy 05/15/19 9:17:05 PM #150: |
At last we will reveal our penis to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
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DrizztLink 05/15/19 9:58:22 PM #152: |
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
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