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Tmaster148 12/24/18 11:18:28 PM #1: |
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/12/20/controversial-treatment-transfuses-patients-with-young-blood-from-teenagers-to-reverse-aging-process/
Could the secret to eternal youth be found in blood transfusions from young people? Some claim that transfusions with young blood from teenagers can reverse the aging process. I guess this is why Vampires are immortal. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LenovoFan462 12/24/18 11:20:55 PM #2: |
From what?
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Skye Reynolds 12/24/18 11:22:24 PM #3: |
Hooray, modern medical vampirism.
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MrMallard 12/24/18 11:23:09 PM #5: |
This is fucked up. Literally feeding on our youth.
Then again, if the pay is good, slap my arm and tie a rubber hose around it! Though I would probably want to donate blood for medical use afterwards, as penance for contributing to what is essentially capitalist pseudoscience. I'm giving some old, rich prick my blood so they get to feel a fleeting sense of youth, I should open my veins to someone who actually fucking needs it. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mattnd2007 12/24/18 11:24:10 PM #6: |
Hmm. Seems odd. But I suppose plenty of things that seem normal now seemed weird in the past.
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KnightofShikari 12/24/18 11:26:44 PM #7: |
i mean, it used to be a joke that the hollywood elite would bathe in the blood of the youthful to maintain their looks but now it's looking more like a reality
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Anti-245 12/24/18 11:28:16 PM #8: |
MrMallard posted...
This is fucked up. Literally feeding on our youth. This consumerist society has been doing that far longer than during this time frame. --- Life in the DoB. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 12/24/18 11:29:40 PM #9: |
MrMallard posted...
This is fucked up. Literally feeding on our youth. I mean, there's good science behind the idea. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 12/24/18 11:33:04 PM #11: |
If it works, then whatever I guess
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Rika_Furude 12/24/18 11:35:39 PM #13: |
ill gladly donate blood to some morally bankrupt rich old guy if they give me a couple mil
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KamenRiderBlade 12/24/18 11:36:13 PM #14: |
Rika_Furude posted...
ill gladly donate blood to some morally bankrupt rich old guy if they give me a couple milYour blood won't be worth that much, at most a 100 bucks a pint if you're lucky. --- Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T - Johnny Depp 'Once Upon A Time in Mexico' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 12/24/18 11:37:21 PM #15: |
KamenRiderBlade posted...
Rika_Furude posted...ill gladly donate blood to some morally bankrupt rich old guy if they give me a couple milYour blood won't be worth that much, at most a 100 bucks a pint if you're lucky. then rip baby boomers i guess, they ruined the world anyway --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkman124 12/24/18 11:38:09 PM #16: |
Rika_Furude posted...
then rip baby boomers i guess, they ruined the world anyway the reason it wont be worth more is the sheer number of people who would do it --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 12/24/18 11:38:10 PM #17: |
This definitely doesn't work
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KamenRiderBlade 12/24/18 11:38:47 PM #18: |
The Supply will easily outstrip the demand
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monkmith 12/24/18 11:43:54 PM #19: |
huh, so elizabeth bathory was right?
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Maninstagnate 12/25/18 12:17:50 AM #20: |
Irony posted...
This definitely doesn't work One of my exes told me that her grandfather had a experimental treatment done which they drained the old blood from his body and replaced it with new blood to get rid of a cancer. The guy now is in great shape running a farm so I believe it works. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 12/25/18 1:02:59 AM #21: |
Elizabeth Bathory did NOTHING WRONG
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CapnMuffin 12/25/18 1:06:10 AM #22: |
I think the point would be to understand what about the blood makes that work and how to get your own body to stimulate producing blood like that again.
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ThyCorndog 12/25/18 1:11:14 AM #23: |
Goats posted...
This is literally a boss in Diablo 2 mudbray the countess in act 1? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rainbow_Dashing 12/25/18 1:11:29 AM #24: |
Irony posted...
This definitely doesn't work https://www.nature.com/news/ageing-research-blood-to-blood-1.16762 You'd be surprised. It works (for mice). It's even funnier they figured out plasma works pretty well. How much is plasma being sold for? 20-50 bucks a donation lol. Don't expect blood to be much better. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FratMilkyHolme 12/27/18 5:53:18 AM #25: |
The fountain of youth is real
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rikasa 12/27/18 6:01:40 AM #26: |
this is fucking terrifying, i have already been saying that our culture is obsessed with youth and young people and getting all our joy in life ffrom them and this is just
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SterlingM 12/27/18 6:13:31 AM #27: |
Is it really that simple? I can't imagine this hasn't been tried already, its literally the plot of a movie isn't it
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Tropicalwood 12/27/18 6:20:35 AM #28: |
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itachi15243 12/27/18 7:02:30 AM #29: |
Seems too obvious not too have been attempted. I guess Vlad the 3rd was right.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they started draining blood from newly aborted babies for the freshest youth factor or something --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 12/27/18 7:06:30 AM #30: |
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Shelhamer92 12/27/18 7:39:37 AM #31: |
Wasn't this a Silicon Valley joke?
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Tyranthraxus 12/27/18 7:46:14 AM #32: |
hockeybub89 posted...
If it works, then whatever I guess It doesn't. This is just old people with too much money willing to try literally anything --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 12/27/18 7:51:27 AM #33: |
Tyranthraxus posted...
hockeybub89 posted...If it works, then whatever I guess Seems to work in rodents, across many different preparations. --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IHeartRadiation 12/28/18 3:18:33 PM #34: |
Expected onion.
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bnui_ransder 12/28/18 3:45:38 PM #35: |
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BignutzisBack 12/28/18 3:47:01 PM #36: |
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Turtlebread 12/28/18 3:48:29 PM #37: |
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Jiek_Fafn 12/28/18 3:56:36 PM #38: |
Isn't this pretty much blood doping? Although I find shit like reversing grey hair to be very dubious.
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Unsugarized_Foo 12/28/18 3:58:26 PM #39: |
Shoot, if I was a teen and got a healthy share of that $8,000, I'd be all over that shit
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catboy0_0 12/28/18 4:00:03 PM #40: |
fuck I'd take it who cares? why is it considered immoral if the kids aren't put into cages and farmed?
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SpiralDrift 12/28/18 4:02:11 PM #41: |
This is old news and probably why rich old politicians always live to like 95.
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Unsugarized_Foo 12/28/18 4:04:34 PM #42: |
Maninstagnate posted...
Irony posted...This definitely doesn't work Blood transfusions are common for cancer patients. It is a good way for them to get energy back, especially after chemo. Not sure what the experimental part of that is. I'd assume the new blood gives a healthy dose of red blood cells which the body would need as chemo can cause anemia- especially if the treatment was targeted at bone marrow --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 12/28/18 4:08:14 PM #43: |
Turtlebread posted...
i still look 18 at 26 so my blood is premium shit This exactly, I'm 26 but if I shave I look exactly the same as I did 8 years ago. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 12/28/18 4:11:01 PM #44: |
Shelhamer92 posted...
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thronedfire2 12/28/18 8:22:35 PM #45: |
littlebro07 posted...
Turtlebread posted...i still look 18 at 26 so my blood is premium shit yeah I'm 31 and if I shave I still get carded for shit. or if I wear a hat/hood --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lil_Bit83 12/28/18 9:21:07 PM #46: |
So does this mean Elizabeth Bathory has reincarnated?
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Zack_Attackv1 12/28/18 9:24:15 PM #47: |
Legend has it that this is how David Rockefeller achieved such longevity.
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iPhone_7 12/28/18 9:29:46 PM #48: |
Im calling BS on it reversing aging for now. If anything itll just slow down the aging process.
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BeyondWalls 12/28/18 9:34:58 PM #49: |
Bullshit. It sounds like the modern day equivalent of selling Elephant tusks shavings to increase health.
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LightHawKnight 12/28/18 9:38:41 PM #50: |
Rich people have been trying this for years now, why is this suddenly news?
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