Poll of the Day > 26 y/o Blonde gets 6 YEARS Prison for having SEX with a 17 y/o Boy she ADOPTED!

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Full Throttle
12/22/18 2:00:41 AM
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Do you think it's suspicious if a 26 y/o stranger adopts a 17 y/o? - Results (0 votes)
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26 y/o Florida Tramp, Lauren Michelle Myres, a social worker has been sentenced to 6 years in the slammer for having Sex with a 17 y/o boy she ADOPTED!!

She was busted earlier this year and admitted to having sex with the victim 7-8 times between March and May.

She was assigned to his case while working at the Family First Network and they both had sex almost IMMEDIATELY after the adoption was finalized

Police got the tip off from an anonymous person and when questioend by police, she says she knew it was wrong and allowed it to continue to anyway and even told the kid it was illegal knowing full well the kid was 17, which is underage.

The boy told polic ehe did not believe their relationship was wrong because "he was not being raped and was about to be 18"!!

Attorney Bill Bishop said "I can't say i've ever seen a case like this where an adoption occurred and sex occurred shortly thereafter. Tehre have been cases of older women having sex with young boys across the country but this is the first i've ever seen"

She will be a registered sex offender and will spend 6 years in prison and will be on probation for 4 years and undergo sex offender counselling

She graduated with a criminal justice degree in University of West Florida and worked at Family First for over 2 years

Do you think it's suspicious if a 26 y/o stranger adopts a 17 y/o??.

Lauren - Pre-Prison Photo

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/21/18/7711758-6520889-image-a-32_1545416207704.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/21/18/7711714-6520889-image-a-44_1545416422831.jpg

Lauren - Her hideous jail photo

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/21/18/7711758-6520889-image-a-32_1545416207704.jpg

Where she lived -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/21/18/7711742-6520889-image-a-45_1545416430584.jpg
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faramir77
12/22/18 2:08:17 AM
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Yeah, that's extremely fucked up. She didn't apply for adoption, she went shopping for an adolescent sex partner.

All the more reason why single people shouldn't be allowed to adopt.
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LinkPizza
12/22/18 2:33:37 AM
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faramir77 posted...
Yeah, that's extremely fucked up. She didn't apply for adoption, she went shopping for an adolescent sex partner.

All the more reason why single people shouldn't be allowed to adopt.

I mean, I dont think single people shouldnt be able to adopt... I think its certain people that shouldnt be able to adopt.
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ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:32:19 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I mean, I dont think single people shouldnt be able to adopt... I think its certain people that shouldnt be able to adopt.

Never would've imagined you were a racist, wow, ok?
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Person106
12/22/18 3:53:45 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I mean, I dont think single people shouldnt be able to adopt... I think its certain people that shouldnt be able to adopt.

Never would've imagined you were a racist, wow, ok?


lol racism, ok?
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ClarkDuke
12/22/18 3:55:41 AM
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Person106 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I mean, I dont think single people shouldnt be able to adopt... I think its certain people that shouldnt be able to adopt.

Never would've imagined you were a racist, wow, ok?


lol racism, ok?

It's serious business, ok?
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Person106
12/22/18 3:56:06 AM
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Question: If she hadn't adopted him, would it have been legal for her to bang him? I think AoC is as low as 16 in some states.
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dioxxys
12/22/18 3:58:47 AM
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Person106 posted...
Question: If she hadn't adopted him, would it have been legal for her to bang him? I think AoC is as low as 16 in some states.

No because Floridas AoC is one of the few states that actually has an AoC of 18.
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party_animal07
12/22/18 4:44:23 AM
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That's uhhh quite a change. Usually you're pretty hyperbolic, but this time was on the money.
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Keebs05
12/22/18 6:22:06 AM
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What exactly was the point of legally adopting him?
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Nichtcrawler X
12/22/18 6:27:14 AM
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Person106 posted...
Question: If she hadn't adopted him, would it have been legal for her to bang him? I think AoC is as low as 16 in some states.


She'd still have been his case worker. That is also a main part of the problem, she was a government worker responsible for him.
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ASlaveObeys
12/22/18 7:02:56 AM
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I'm fascinated that a 26 year old was allowed to adopt a 17 year old. I hear stories about well off families not getting approve to adopt kids.
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AllstarSniper32
12/22/18 7:12:37 AM
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Not gonna lie, I like how she looks in the 2 pre-prison photos.
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green dragon
12/22/18 7:38:09 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm fascinated that a 26 year old was allowed to adopt a 17 year old. I hear stories about well off families not getting approve to adopt kids.

She was a social worker, so maybe she worked the system a little bit.

Idk
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Person106
12/22/18 7:53:56 AM
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Keebs05 posted...
What exactly was the point of legally adopting him?


To sex him. A stay-at-home boy toy.

Nichtcrawler X posted...
Person106 posted...
Question: If she hadn't adopted him, would it have been legal for her to bang him? I think AoC is as low as 16 in some states.


She'd still have been his case worker. That is also a main part of the problem, she was a government worker responsible for him.


What I meant is whether any 26-year-old woman could legally do a 17-year-old boy.

ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm fascinated that a 26 year old was allowed to adopt a 17 year old. I hear stories about well off families not getting approve to adopt kids.


I mean, could a 19-year-old theoretically be approved to adopt a 17-year-old?
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_AdjI_
12/22/18 10:43:40 AM
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Keebs05 posted...
What exactly was the point of legally adopting him?


If somebody else adopted him, he'd go live with them and it'd be less convenient to bang.
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wwinterj25
12/22/18 11:00:08 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
Do you think it's suspicious if a 26 y/o stranger adopts a 17 y/o?


Stranger? You are aware there is a lot to the process of adoption right? During this phase everything will be checked out out to see if the person who is wanting to adopt is fit to do so. In theory a 26 year old wanting to adopt someone so "old" is unusual but at the end of the day providing they can provide a good home for the kid/teen that's all that matters. Of course having sex with anyone that you've been allowed to adopt is wrong no matter the age but I wouldn't automatically assume that folk who adopt want to have sex with the kids/teens they adopt no.
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RoboXgp89
12/22/18 7:42:05 PM
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I don't think their is anything wrong with it honestly
the age of puberty is like 11-15
we shouldn't dictate what people do sexually after 16 unless it gets in the way of school or something
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DrCidd
12/22/18 8:14:31 PM
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Honestly, she should have just waited until he was 18. I mean, it's still kinda screwed up when you think about her having sex with her "son". But at least he'd be legal then, and it's not actually incest.

Also, pretty sure he would consider a great birthday present.
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Kyuubi4269
12/22/18 8:36:28 PM
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DrCidd posted...
Honestly, she should have just waited until he was 18. I mean, it's still kinda screwed up when you think about her having sex with her "son". But at least he'd be legal then, and it's not actually incest.

Also, pretty sure he would consider a great birthday present.

Woody Allen approves.
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Zeus
12/23/18 2:25:30 AM
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faramir77 posted...
All the more reason why single people shouldn't be allowed to adopt.


Not really, no. For starters, singles tend to undergo greater evaluation than couples so, generally speaking, the kids *should* be safer; in this case it was also a social worker so... not much to be done there. In general, couples who adopt *have* been known to abuse their wards as well (the previously mentioned Woody Allen being a great case-in-point). There are a lot of valid reasons not to allow single people to adopt, but this is more of an outlier.
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slacker03150
12/23/18 7:33:38 AM
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Person106 posted...
I mean, could a 19-year-old theoretically be approved to adopt a 17-year-old?

It can happen. The most common reason would be a sibling getting a younger sibling out of a bad house or if the parents died. But if an aunt or uncle came forward wanting to adopt instead it gets trickier. Because then you have to argue who would be the better parent.
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RoboXgp89
12/23/18 7:41:20 AM
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slacker03150 posted...
Person106 posted...
I mean, could a 19-year-old theoretically be approved to adopt a 17-year-old?

It can happen. The most common reason would be a sibling getting a younger sibling out of a bad house or if the parents died. But if an aunt or uncle came forward wanting to adopt instead it gets trickier. Because then you have to argue who would be the better parent.


good thing we have plenty of homosexual's who can adopt strangers kids
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Justin2Krelian
12/23/18 10:43:29 AM
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Person106 posted...
Question: If she hadn't adopted him, would it have been legal for her to bang him? I think AoC is as low as 16 in some states.


Well 6 years would be ridiculous for 26 and 17 (regardless of which gender is which)
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Revelation34
12/25/18 12:21:59 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
the victim


Heh.
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