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Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 12:28:01 AM #1:	Hot damn --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914426588] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Hot damn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 12/20/18 12:28:25 AM #2:	Please don't abuse baby chickens. Thanks. <cite>smoliske posted [p:914426605] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Please don't abuse baby chickens. Thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 12/20/18 12:28:29 AM #3:	Do you main k rool? --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:914426607] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Do you main k rool?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 12/20/18 12:29:48 AM #5:	calls spca on muffin --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:914426649] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>calls spca on muffin</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 12/20/18 12:30:13 AM #6:	Did you raw dog in it? --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:914426657] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Did you raw dog in it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 12/20/18 12:30:27 AM #7:	I bet she bodied you with pichu --- https://i.imgtc.com/SwFVGXd.gif https://i.imgtc.com/7cRdqpS.gif https://i.imgtc.com/a9Tqrnx.gif https://i.imgtc.com/TBqV79s.gif <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:914426664] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>I bet she bodied you with pichu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheAnthraxBunny 12/20/18 12:31:13 AM #8:	Flockaveli posted... Did you raw dog in it? Yeah, this. Did you go raw in the dog? --- I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically <cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted [p:914426698] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Flockaveli posted...</cite> <quote>Did you raw dog in it?</quote> Yeah, this. Did you go raw in the dog?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 12/20/18 12:31:42 AM #10:	Sex that goes longer than 30 minutes stops feeling good. Unless you're alternating between foreplay and fucking every 7-10 minutes, then it's pretty great --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:914426716] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Sex that goes longer than 30 minutes stops feeling good. Unless you're alternating between foreplay and fucking every 7-10 minutes, then it's pretty great</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 12/20/18 12:32:19 AM #11:	TheAnthraxBunny posted... Flockaveli posted... Did you raw dog in it? Yeah, this. Did you go raw in the dog? Muffin is Thermite? --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:914426733] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheAnthraxBunny posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Flockaveli posted...</cite> <quote> Did you raw dog in it?</quote> Yeah, this. Did you go raw in the dog?</quote> Muffin is Thermite?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 12:41:41 AM #12:	gunplagirl posted... Do you main k rool? I do not. Not really sure who my "main" is right now. I'm having the most fun with Snake, but I'm trying to git gud with Pokemon Trainer and Wolf. Additional carryover mains from SSB4 were Shulk and Zelda, so all in all that makes a team of five if I ever decided to do a squad strike. Hairistotle posted... why would u post something that no one would believe Because I don't have to prove myself to the non-believers and their jealousy gives me strength Flockaveli posted... Did you raw dog in it? Yeah. Started with a condom but about 25-30 minutes in or so she said the lube was wearing off, so she was like you can go in without it and I was like alright fam (she has the birth control thing sewn into her arm -- I still don't finish inside women on birth control just in case). Hopefully this one's clean considering the whole chlaymidia fiasco from the summer. Cookie Bag posted... I bet she bodied you with pichu Nah not to be mean but she sucks at Smash. She knows the basics of recovering at least, which is far and away more than I can say for any of my previous partners. I remembered we could do co-op online so that was fun because I felt bad for constantly crushing her, even when I wasn't trying at all. She played Bayonetta, Isabelle, and I think Mewtwo? Then we went online and she played Simon and Ice Climbers. Goats posted... This happened I mean it did fam, personal grudges aside, you don't have to believe me. I know you don't like me because it's the cool thing to do, so I'm not going to waste my time trying to prove myself to you. littlebro07 posted... Sex that goes longer than 30 minutes stops feeling good. Unless you're alternating between foreplay and fucking every 7-10 minutes, then it's pretty great I mean we changed positions several times and went down on each other if that counts. Never really stopped feeling good for me at least. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914427032] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Do you main k rool?</quote> I do not. Not really sure who my "main" is right now. I'm having the most fun with Snake, but I'm trying to git gud with Pokemon Trainer and Wolf. Additional carryover mains from SSB4 were Shulk and Zelda, so all in all that makes a team of five if I ever decided to do a squad strike. <cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>why would u post something that no one would believe</quote> Because I don't have to prove myself to the non-believers and their jealousy gives me strength <cite>Flockaveli posted...</cite> <quote>Did you raw dog in it?</quote> Yeah. Started with a condom but about 25-30 minutes in or so she said the lube was wearing off, so she was like you can go in without it and I was like alright fam (she has the birth control thing sewn into her arm -- I still don't finish inside women on birth control just in case). Hopefully this one's clean considering the whole chlaymidia fiasco from the summer. <cite>Cookie Bag posted...</cite> <quote>I bet she bodied you with pichu</quote> Nah not to be mean but she sucks at Smash. She knows the basics of recovering at least, which is far and away more than I can say for any of my previous partners. I remembered we could do co-op online so that was fun because I felt bad for constantly crushing her, even when I wasn't trying at all. She played Bayonetta, Isabelle, and I think Mewtwo? Then we went online and she played Simon and Ice Climbers. <cite>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>This happened</quote> I mean it did fam, personal grudges aside, you don't have to believe me. I know you don't like me because it's the cool thing to do, so I'm not going to waste my time trying to prove myself to you. <cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Sex that goes longer than 30 minutes stops feeling good. Unless you're alternating between foreplay and fucking every 7-10 minutes, then it's pretty great</quote> I mean we changed positions several times and went down on each other if that counts. Never really stopped feeling good for me at least.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rikasa 12/20/18 12:42:42 AM #14:	That's pretty sad. More than 15 minutes of actual sex and something is very very wrong with one or both parties. Probably not much you can do at this point to fix it though. --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914427061] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>That's pretty sad. More than 15 minutes of actual sex and something is very very wrong with one or both parties. Probably not much you can do at this point to fix it though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 12/20/18 12:43:26 AM #15:	`const happened = function() {}; happened.bind(this);` --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:914427085] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>const happened = function() {}; happened.bind(this);</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkmaian23 12/20/18 12:44:15 AM #16:	Don't forget to ice your hand. <cite>darkmaian23 posted [p:914427105] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Don't forget to ice your hand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 12:44:44 AM #17:	Hairistotle posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Because I don't have to prove myself to the non-believers and their jealousy gives me strength do u think anyone will express jealousy I mean, those whose first instincts are to doubt it clearly are frustrated in their own lives when their first response is to cry about it happening to someone else. rikasa posted... That's pretty sad. More than 15 minutes of actual sex and something is very very wrong with one or both parties. Probably not much you can do at this point to fix it though. I mean as mentioned earlier, we switched positions several times and went in and out of foreplay, so technically we weren't "smashing" for three hours straight. But "smashed" rolls off the tongue a little better than "engaged in mutually sexual activities some of which included penetration" --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914427114] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>Because I don't have to prove myself to the non-believers and their jealousy gives me strength </quote> do u think anyone will express jealousy</quote> I mean, those whose first instincts are to doubt it clearly are frustrated in their own lives when their first response is to cry about it happening to someone else. <cite>rikasa posted...</cite> <quote>That's pretty sad. More than 15 minutes of actual sex and something is very very wrong with one or both parties. Probably not much you can do at this point to fix it though.</quote> I mean as mentioned earlier, we switched positions several times and went in and out of foreplay, so technically we weren't "smashing" for three hours straight. But "smashed" rolls off the tongue a little better than "engaged in mutually sexual activities some of which included penetration"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deanshow 12/20/18 12:47:19 AM #19:	Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex --- Will not change this sig until Tommy Wiseau wins an Oscar (Started 12-21-2014) <cite>deanshow posted [p:914427185] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rikasa 12/20/18 12:49:55 AM #20:	Muffinz0rz posted... I mean as mentioned earlier, we switched positions several times and went in and out of foreplay, so technically we weren't "smashing" for three hours straight. But "smashed" rolls off the tongue a little better than "engaged in mutually sexual activities some of which included penetration" I read what you said and that's my response. I don't know what else to say about it. I'm sorry for you and her. --- you are not alone <cite>rikasa posted [p:914427271] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote> I mean as mentioned earlier, we switched positions several times and went in and out of foreplay, so technically we weren't "smashing" for three hours straight. But "smashed" rolls off the tongue a little better than "engaged in mutually sexual activities some of which included penetration"</quote> I read what you said and that's my response. I don't know what else to say about it. I'm sorry for you and her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 12/20/18 12:50:21 AM #21:	deanshow posted... Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex Honestly, man, because anyone who's actually had sex would be like, "Uh... 3 hours is like 2 hours too many at the most." It's only virginal teenagers who claim, "Yeah, man, I had sex in her for like 4 hours, man. Nah, it was great. I cramped up once but I pushed through." --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:914427288] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>deanshow posted...</cite> <quote>Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex</quote> Honestly, man, because anyone who's actually had sex would be like, "Uh... 3 hours is like 2 hours too many at the most." It's only virginal teenagers who claim, "Yeah, man, I had sex in her for like 4 hours, man. Nah, it was great. I cramped up once but I pushed through."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deanshow 12/20/18 12:52:49 AM #22:	Honestly the longest I've fucked for is an hour and even I felt that shit was going a bit too much. But all of these Melvins here wish they could be as rock solid as Muff0n --- Will not change this sig until Tommy Wiseau wins an Oscar (Started 12-21-2014) <cite>deanshow posted [p:914427366] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Honestly the longest I've fucked for is an hour and even I felt that shit was going a bit too much. But all of these Melvins here wish they could be as rock solid as Muff0n</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 12:55:01 AM #23:	rikasa posted... I read what you said and that's my response. I don't know what else to say about it. I'm sorry for you and her. Why do you feel that way? MutantJohn posted... Honestly, man, because anyone who's actually had sex would be like, "Uh... 3 hours is like 2 hours too many at the most." It's only virginal teenagers who claim, "Yeah, man, I had sex in her for like 4 hours, man. Nah, it was great. I cramped up once but I pushed through." I agree but people seem to be missing the post where I clarified that it wasn't three straight hours of penetration. There was switching and oral as well. deanshow posted... Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex It's hard not to. I feed off their envy and hatred Hairistotle posted... do u think anyone will cry about this topic? Have you seen half the replies here? deanshow posted... Honestly the longest I've fucked for is an hour and even I felt that shit was going a bit too much. But all of these Melvins here wish they could be as rock solid as Muff0n I mean I'm no stud myself, it's not like I was hard for three hours straight, but the switching helps change things up and get me back to 100% Plus it helps to rest on my back while she goes bananas all over me and I get to lie there and enjoy it --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914427445] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>rikasa posted...</cite> <quote>I read what you said and that's my response. I don't know what else to say about it. I'm sorry for you and her.</quote> Why do you feel that way? <cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly, man, because anyone who's actually had sex would be like, "Uh... 3 hours is like 2 hours too many at the most." It's only virginal teenagers who claim, "Yeah, man, I had sex in her for like 4 hours, man. Nah, it was great. I cramped up once but I pushed through."</quote> I agree but people seem to be missing the post where I clarified that it wasn't three straight hours of penetration. There was switching and oral as well. <cite>deanshow posted...</cite> <quote>Dont listen to these Melvins TC. Half of them dont even know how to have sex</quote> It's hard not to. I feed off their envy and hatred <cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>do u think anyone will cry about this topic?</quote> Have you seen half the replies here? <cite>deanshow posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly the longest I've fucked for is an hour and even I felt that shit was going a bit too much. But all of these Melvins here wish they could be as rock solid as Muff0n</quote> I mean I'm no stud myself, it's not like I was hard for three hours straight, but the switching helps change things up and get me back to 100% Plus it helps to rest on my back while she goes bananas all over me and I get to lie there and enjoy it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 8:18:56 PM #25:	My legs are sore lmao what a great workout --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914470197] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>My legs are sore lmao what a great workout</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 12/20/18 8:20:45 PM #26:	oh really? Recent Activity Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Just smashed a chick for nearly three hours straight"1 minute ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic ""Two Parties" is one of the best Parks and Rec episodes"2 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Please don't make s*ty troll threads."3 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "spost ITT"16 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Well, well, well. My 2nd 500 post topic in a few months."17 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Post here in this topic"19 minutes ago Muffinz0rz created a new topic on Current Events, named "spost ITT"20 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Don't sniff your own used socks or you'll end up like this guy."27 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "What are your thoughts on Subway?"31 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "John McCain still refuses to answer questions about the Russia dossier"34 minutes ago Muffinz0rz created a new topic on Current Events, named "Love? Love fades away."37 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "How do you type 'What'?"38 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Does anyone else hate "meme culture"."40 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "now accepting applications to be my friend"41 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "God damn this guy with an account from 2005 is triggered AF"1 hour ago --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:914470289] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>oh really? <quote>Recent Activity Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Just smashed a chick for nearly three hours straight"1 minute ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic ""Two Parties" is one of the best Parks and Rec episodes"2 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Please don't make sty troll threads."3 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "spost ITT"16 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Well, well, well. My 2nd 500 post topic in a few months."17 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Post here in this topic"19 minutes ago Muffinz0rz created a new topic on Current Events, named "s*post ITT"20 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Don't sniff your own used socks or you'll end up like this guy."27 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "What are your thoughts on Subway?"31 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "John McCain still refuses to answer questions about the Russia dossier"34 minutes ago Muffinz0rz created a new topic on Current Events, named "Love? Love fades away."37 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "How do you type 'What'?"38 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "Does anyone else hate "meme culture"."40 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "now accepting applications to be my friend"41 minutes ago Muffinz0rz posted on Current Events, in the topic "God damn this guy with an account from 2005 is triggered AF"1 hour ago </quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Albel-Nox 12/20/18 8:21:42 PM #27:	Muffinz0rz posted... My legs are sore lmao what a great workout <cite>Albel-Nox posted [p:914470338] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>My legs are sore lmao what a great workout</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lebronwon 12/20/18 8:24:16 PM #28:	Aren't you guy that caught an STD from an unprotected encounter a while back. Did you screen this chick? --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:914470466] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Aren't you guy that caught an STD from an unprotected encounter a while back. Did you screen this chick?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd 12/20/18 8:28:05 PM #29:	you're doing it wrong --- Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley https://imgur.com/4GzX1 <cite>BillyKidd posted [p:914470636] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>you're doing it wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarqueeSeries 12/20/18 8:34:32 PM #30:	Damn how do you go for 3 hours without busting a nut Or did you bust and keep SLAMMING her anyway --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>MarqueeSeries posted [p:914470934] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Damn how do you go for 3 hours without busting a nut Or did you bust and keep SLAMMING her anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 12/20/18 8:50:46 PM #31:	Lebronwon posted... Aren't you guy that caught an STD from an unprotected encounter a while back. Did you screen this chick? LMFAO <cite>smoliske posted [p:914471667] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lebronwon posted...</cite> <quote>Aren't you guy that caught an STD from an unprotected encounter a while back. Did you screen this chick?</quote> LMFAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 12/20/18 8:55:36 PM #32:	Sure you did. At least stay away from this shit board for 3 hours before you make topics like this lmao, tall ask I know --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:914471909] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote> Sure you did. At least stay away from this shit board for 3 hours before you make topics like this lmao, tall ask I know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Comfy_Pillow 12/20/18 8:56:16 PM #33:	3 hours of sex actually sounds awful and unbelievable that any afult would want it to last that long. <cite>Comfy_Pillow posted [p:914471944] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>3 hours of sex actually sounds awful and unbelievable that any afult would want it to last that long.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 12/20/18 8:59:21 PM #34:	3 hours of sex sounds miserable. Longest Ive gone is an hour and a half, and it just felt like slapping meat together by that point and I was beyond ready for it to be over Youve also been posting here for the past couple hours, so youre doubly full of shit. --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:914472083] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>3 hours of sex sounds miserable. Longest Ive gone is an hour and a half, and it just felt like slapping meat together by that point and I was beyond ready for it to be over Youve also been posting here for the past couple hours, so youre doubly full of shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 12/20/18 9:02:09 PM #35:	TC just got exposed <cite>treewojima posted [p:914472225] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>TC just got exposed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cornmuffins 12/20/18 9:03:09 PM #36:	tbf he made this topic yesterday. He's still full of shit though. What a weird thing for a dude in his 20's to lie about. --- Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please. You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school. <cite>Cornmuffins posted [p:914472276] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>tbf he made this topic yesterday. He's still full of shit though. What a weird thing for a dude in his 20's to lie about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwordMaster13X 12/20/18 9:15:59 PM #37:	What did she look like --- Check out my funny youtube channel I guess... https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh4BPUqx-fUnHjHVgiB-Kbw <cite>SwordMaster13X posted [p:914472940] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>What did she look like</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 10:20:11 PM #38:	Cornmuffins posted... he made this topic yesterday Lmao took this long for someone to notice. Poor everyone else, they had their GOTCHA moments ruined. Cornmuffins posted... What a weird thing for a dude in his 20's to lie about. I agree But I'm not lying --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914475913] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cornmuffins posted...</cite> <quote>he made this topic yesterday</quote> Lmao took this long for someone to notice. Poor everyone else, they had their GOTCHA moments ruined. <cite>Cornmuffins posted...</cite> <quote>What a weird thing for a dude in his 20's to lie about.</quote> I agree But I'm not lying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 2:31:58 PM #39:	My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914506123] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 12/21/18 2:37:56 PM #40:	Muffinz0rz posted... My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it? might want to get that checked out --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:914506405] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it?</quote> might want to get that checked out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 12/21/18 2:52:29 PM #41:	Like actual fuck or does that include foreplay? --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:914507147] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Like actual fuck or does that include foreplay?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 2:55:32 PM #42:	TheMikh posted... Muffinz0rz posted... My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it? might want to get that checked out Nah it's not that bad. If it lingers for another week then yeah might be time to do something RiderofHogs posted... Like actual fuck or does that include foreplay? Includes foreplay and switching and stuff. Wasn't just three straight hours of penetration --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914507289] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheMikh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>My groin shouldn't be this sore two days later, right? Did I overdo it?</quote> might want to get that checked out</quote> Nah it's not that bad. If it lingers for another week then yeah might be time to do something <cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote>Like actual fuck or does that include foreplay?</quote> Includes foreplay and switching and stuff. Wasn't just three straight hours of penetration</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 12/21/18 2:56:04 PM #43:	is she hot --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:914507317] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>is she hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 12/21/18 2:58:26 PM #44:	Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours" Honestly even in porn, the longer they go, the slower and more boring it gets. Slower and lazier positions. And are you just holding it in for 3 hours? Not impressive at all and just sounds like shes cucking you. Or maybe shes just not that hot and going that long really isnt hard. Or maybe you keep going soft. But im sure it was awesome and non stop.... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:914507443] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours" Honestly even in porn, the longer they go, the slower and more boring it gets. Slower and lazier positions. And are you just holding it in for 3 hours? Not impressive at all and just sounds like shes cucking you. Or maybe shes just not that hot and going that long really isnt hard. Or maybe you keep going soft. But im sure it was awesome and non stop....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/21/18 2:59:47 PM #45:	Lairen posted... Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours" Holy shit dude. I literally considered this right before clickin on here. No fuckin lie --- Name checks out <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:914507525] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours"</quote> Holy shit dude. I literally considered this right before clickin on here. No fuckin lie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VictimComplex 12/21/18 3:00:24 PM #46:	Lairen posted... Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours" "Watched Batman v Superman while some dude railed away" --- By Wish of a dude with cool knives <cite>VictimComplex posted [p:914507557] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours"</quote> "Watched Batman v Superman while some dude railed away"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 3:08:42 PM #47:	Lairen posted... And are you just holding it in for 3 hours? I mean yeah, but I take a long time to finish naturally so it's not like I'm intentionally preventing myself from finishing. I was basically hard the whole time anyways, save for like the 60 seconds or so when we would rearrange (and once when I stopped to pee, which took forever because if you've ever tried to pee with a boner then you know what I'm talking about). EpicMickeyDrew posted... is she hot I'd say she's cute rather than hot. Small difference tbh but she's very cute and definitely attractive. VictimComplex posted... Lairen posted... Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours" "Watched Batman v Superman while some dude railed away" LMAO --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:914507971] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>And are you just holding it in for 3 hours?</quote> I mean yeah, but I take a long time to finish naturally so it's not like I'm intentionally preventing myself from finishing. I was basically hard the whole time anyways, save for like the 60 seconds or so when we would rearrange (and once when I stopped to pee, which took forever because if you've ever tried to pee with a boner then you know what I'm talking about). <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted...</cite> <quote>is she hot</quote> I'd say she's cute rather than hot. Small difference tbh but she's very cute and definitely attractive. <cite>VictimComplex posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>Im waiting for her topic: "Just got smashed by a dude for 3 hours"</quote> "Watched Batman v Superman while some dude railed away"</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 12/21/18 3:11:24 PM #48:	how big was the load --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:914508108] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>how big was the load</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 12/21/18 3:12:03 PM #49:	30 mins is tops ill go. Im literally getting both tired and bored after that and shes been naked so im not getting more excited. If shes not satisfied in 30 mins then im either bad at sex or she doesnt find me attractive or both. This must be one of these insecure "going for as long as possible to prove im awesone" when no one really cares and plenty wont believe anyways. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:914508152] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>30 mins is tops ill go. Im literally getting both tired and bored after that and shes been naked so im not getting more excited. If shes not satisfied in 30 mins then im either bad at sex or she doesnt find me attractive or both. This must be one of these insecure "going for as long as possible to prove im awesone" when no one really cares and plenty wont believe anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/21/18 3:16:13 PM #50:	Wife and i have gone at it for a few hours a couple times --- https://imgur.com/qAas5O2 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:914508389] in Just smash... [t:77318679]...</cite> <quote>Wife and i have gone at it for a few hours a couple times</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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