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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:17:45 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
how big was the load

It felt consistent with a three-day load; I deeded on the Sunday before this topic was made which was on a Wednesday.

Lairen posted...
This must be one of these insecure "going for as long as possible to prove im awesone" when no one really cares and plenty wont believe anyways.

I mean it wasn't, we were both having fun. Not sure why you're projecting?

Zodd3224 posted...
Wife and i have gone at it for a few hours a couple times

Right? It's not preposterous, why stop if you're both having fun?
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Lairen
12/21/18 3:21:24 PM
#52:


Muffinz0rz posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
how big was the load

It felt consistent with a three-day load; I deeded on the Sunday before this topic was made which was on a Wednesday.

Lairen posted...
This must be one of these insecure "going for as long as possible to prove im awesone" when no one really cares and plenty wont believe anyways.

I mean it wasn't, we were both having fun. Not sure why you're projecting?

Zodd3224 posted...
Wife and i have gone at it for a few hours a couple times

Right? It's not preposterous, why stop if you're both having fun?


Because i think your lying mostly. Like when guys say theyll go all night. No one ever has gone all night. Or its the laziest foreplay and positions ever. Just calling people out.

And posting it on a video game sites social board seems like this didnt happen. I dont post when and how long i bang my wife here because why would anyone do that?
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Lairen
12/21/18 3:25:33 PM
#53:


I find it amazing that between your very very active recent activity especially looking at how active youve been in the last 48 hours that you smashed a chick for 3 of them.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:27:24 PM
#54:


Man you gotta stop melting down bruh

You make a post, stew for a bit, then make another post four minutes later? How did such an innocuous topic manage to get under your skin?
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Italian
12/21/18 3:29:18 PM
#55:


I would not be able to keep it up even close to that long. Max amount of time blood will stay in is probably under an hour
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The Wheelman1
12/21/18 3:32:34 PM
#56:


How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.
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Lairen
12/21/18 3:34:36 PM
#57:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Man you gotta stop melting down bruh

You make a post, stew for a bit, then make another post four minutes later? How did such an innocuous topic manage to get under your skin?


So you smashed from 9pm to 12 am and then jumped on a video game sites social board to talk about it for quite a while?
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VictimComplex
12/21/18 3:34:58 PM
#58:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Man you gotta stop melting down bruh

You make a post, stew for a bit, then make another post four minutes later? How did such an innocuous topic manage to get under your skin?

In all fairness, the only people who make topics about sex usually don't get it very much or are lying. To most people sex is just a (very fun) fact of life. Anyone in an even slightly healthy relationship has sex at least weekly.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:39:05 PM
#59:


VictimComplex posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Man you gotta stop melting down bruh

You make a post, stew for a bit, then make another post four minutes later? How did such an innocuous topic manage to get under your skin?

In all fairness, the only people who make topics about sex usually don't get it very much or are lying. To most people sex is just a (very fun) fact of life. Anyone in an even slightly healthy relationship has sex at least weekly.

I mean yeah it's no secret I've been single for several months, dating back to the chlaymidia fiasco over the summer. I'm just not a social guy, I really don't put that much effort into dating. I'm not in a relationship or married or anything so sex is not an everyday occurrence for me, but I enjoy the perks of being a mid-20s single dude.

Still doesn't change the fact that Lairen is clearly projecting his own insecurities. He's a 10 karma alt though so I'm probably not gonna dignify him anymore unless he tells me who his main is.

The Wheelman1 posted...
How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.

I've always been a long play guy. I can go for a while but it also takes me a long time to "recharge" before being ready again.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:42:51 PM
#61:


TheAnthraxBunny posted...
If you're not exhausted after 30mins, you're not doing it right.

There's more to sex than just starting at 100% and being worn out half an hour in. Some chicks like it slow too, like this one. It's all about finding a balance. Start slow, speed up for a while, slow down, speed up, it's not that hard to last three hours. Plus we changed positions a few times so I was also on my back for a while.

As mentioned, I'm still sore today, I'm not trying to make it sound like "yeah 3 hours straight no breaks no fucking problem"

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Lairen
12/21/18 3:45:03 PM
#62:


Girl I'm seeing brought over some Bailey's and we mixed it with my nespresso machine which turned out shockingly good. The coldness of the bailey's mixed with the heat of the espresso and it turned into a great room temperature cocktail

Its weird to post this immidiately before making the topic, just 15 mins before when this should have been right after a 3 hour sex romp.

Odd.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:50:52 PM
#63:


Lairen posted...
Girl I'm seeing brought over some Bailey's and we mixed it with my nespresso machine which turned out shockingly good. The coldness of the bailey's mixed with the heat of the espresso and it turned into a great room temperature cocktail

Its weird to post this immidiately before making the topic, just 15 mins before when this should have been right after a 3 hour sex romp.

Odd.

Because I answered my topic/notifications before creating a new topic? This shouldn't be that hard to understand. Plus it was an AMA so I was like alright I'm gonna answer this. Additionally, you'll notice the post you're referencing was posted like six hours after the question was even asked - if I had answered it at like 7pm or so, then yeah you might've been on to something. But a question asked at 5PM (around the time I left work) answered at 1115PM (when the girl I'm seeing left) seems pretty innocuous when there's a six hour window in which I wasn't posting.

Seriously bruh ask yourself why you're literally going through my activity history to try and "expose" me? Are you really going to keep projecting like this or are you going to tell me who your main is? Stop cowering behind an alt fam, it's not a good look.
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Italian
12/21/18 3:51:41 PM
#64:


This is some weird shit
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Zodd3224
12/21/18 3:52:03 PM
#65:


The Wheelman1 posted...
How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.


I regularly take around an hour to bust the first time. If we really try we can get it down to 20 to 30 mins. Sometimes I continue after the first nut as well, especially if she hasnt cum yet. Tbh I dont see why TCs claim is so unbelievable.
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Lairen
12/21/18 3:52:51 PM
#66:


Muffinz0rz posted...
Lairen posted...
Girl I'm seeing brought over some Bailey's and we mixed it with my nespresso machine which turned out shockingly good. The coldness of the bailey's mixed with the heat of the espresso and it turned into a great room temperature cocktail

Its weird to post this immidiately before making the topic, just 15 mins before when this should have been right after a 3 hour sex romp.

Odd.

Because I answered my topic/notifications before creating a new topic? This shouldn't be that hard to understand. Plus it was an AMA so I was like alright I'm gonna answer this. Additionally, you'll notice the post you're referencing was posted like six hours after the question was even asked...

Seriously bruh ask yourself why you're literally going through my activity history to try and "expose" me? Are you really going to keep projecting like this or are you going to tell me who your main is? Stop cowering behind an alt fam, it's not a good look.


So defensive after all that sex.

Odd.
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Italian
12/21/18 3:53:47 PM
#67:


Zodd3224 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.


I regularly take around an hour to bust the first time. If we really try we can get it down to 20 to 30 mins. Sometimes I continue after the first nut as well, especially if she hasnt cum yet. Tbh I dont see why TCs claim is so unbelievable.


Its unbelieveable because youre lying right now. Ive made you bust in 2 minutes
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:53:59 PM
#68:


Zodd3224 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.


I regularly take around an hour to bust the first time. If we really try we can get it down to 20 to 30 mins. Sometimes I continue after the first nut as well, especially if she hasnt cum yet. Tbh I dont see why TCs claim is so unbelievable.

Right? You get it.

Idk about some of them but one of these guys (Lairen) is clearly projecting. I've said nothing to incite any sort of doubt.

Italian posted...
This is some weird shit

Not really, it's just a sex topic with one triggered guy hiding behind a 10 karma alt trying to "expose" something lmfao hahahaha
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Zodd3224
12/21/18 3:55:22 PM
#69:


Italian posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
The Wheelman1 posted...
How the heck did it take you three hours to bust? You must have been doing something wrong.


I regularly take around an hour to bust the first time. If we really try we can get it down to 20 to 30 mins. Sometimes I continue after the first nut as well, especially if she hasnt cum yet. Tbh I dont see why TCs claim is so unbelievable.


Its unbelieveable because youre lying right now. Ive made you bust in 2 minutes


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Lairen
12/21/18 3:55:28 PM
#70:


Really active at 12 am on a video game sites social board after 3 hours of sex. I get on gfaqs for an hour at midnight after 3 hours of sex as well. We should hang out.
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/21/18 3:57:50 PM
#71:


Muffinz0rz posted...
I'd say she's cute rather than hot. Small difference tbh but she's very cute and definitely attractive.

pics
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Lairen
12/21/18 4:00:13 PM
#72:


Then you must have slept 11 hours and got on gfaqs for another couple of hours, after all that sex.

Were like twins.
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Holy_Pumpkin
12/21/18 4:01:10 PM
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Lairen
12/21/18 4:04:42 PM
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And then got back on at 4pm for many hours. You know after 3 hours of sex just the other day.

Insanely active in the sack and on gfaqs. Youre amazing!
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 4:06:46 PM
#75:


EpicMickeyDrew posted...
pics

Lol no

She has brown medium-length hair with bangs, cute smile, white, about my height. Pretty skinny, but not SO skinny that there's no meat or anything.

Holy_Pumpkin posted...
good for you TC :) was she hot tho

She's cute and attractive, wouldn't say classically "hot" tho

Lairen posted...
!

Okay fam three posts in a row before I even reply? You're either A.) projecting HARd, or B.) Intentionally trolling. Either way, you've lost your response privileges from me ITT. Please stop disrupting my topic, this is your final warning.
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Lairen
12/21/18 4:08:00 PM
#76:


Muffinz0rz posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
pics

Lol no

She has brown medium-length hair with bangs, cute smile, white, about my height. Pretty skinny, but not SO skinny that there's no meat or anything.

Holy_Pumpkin posted...
good for you TC :) was she hot tho

She's cute and attractive, wouldn't say classically "hot" tho

Lairen posted...
!

Okay fam three posts in a row before I even reply? You're either A.) projecting HARd, or B.) Intentionally trolling. Either way, you've lost your response privileges from me ITT. Please stop disrupting my topic, this is your final warning.


Lol. So cranky. Maybe 3 more hours of sex would help?
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VictimComplex
12/21/18 4:14:24 PM
#77:


Is she dominant like you've talked about wanting? Did handcuffs make an appearance this time?
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 4:16:05 PM
#78:


VictimComplex posted...
Is she dominant like you've talked about wanting? Did handcuffs make an appearance this time?

I didn't dig that deep into the BDSM stuff just yet, it was our first time. Figure I'll ask about it maybe next time. The handcuffs I unfortunately left at my summer fling's place and never made an effort to get back. I still have the spreader bars though and some rope, so those could certainly get the job done.

I "probed" a little bit by asking if she liked to be on top or bottom, she said "both" (which we did), so that didn't really help much lmao
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Lairen
12/21/18 4:56:37 PM
#79:


You should write a book. Youre so interesting!
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Holy_Pumpkin
12/21/18 6:46:52 PM
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dib153
12/21/18 6:47:35 PM
#81:


What drugs were you on?
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Unite
12/21/18 6:51:40 PM
#82:


3 hours = 3min reality
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/21/18 6:52:43 PM
#83:


how did you meet
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wronganswerfool
12/21/18 7:14:12 PM
#86:


This lairen person just got done getting defensive about loli shit in another topic and now he's getting mad at someone for talking about having sex

Lol. What a guy
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Gafemage
12/21/18 7:16:20 PM
#87:


JustMyOpinion posted...
That's weird. I don't think I've made a single topic bragging to Internet strangers after borking a girl. I must be doing it wrong.

It begins...
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SSJGrimReaper
12/21/18 7:25:23 PM
#88:


It's true, I was the chick.
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OprahJimfrey
12/21/18 7:26:09 PM
#89:


Lies detected.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 7:28:34 PM
#90:


Holy_Pumpkin posted...
did you sniff or lick her butthole?

I did not

dib153 posted...
What drugs were you on?

Just my epilepsy medication

Unite posted...
3 hours = 3min reality

Ok fam

EpicMickeyDrew posted...
how did you meet

Bumble

byron posted...
Literally every post TC makes screams that he's a virgin.

IMO your post accusing someone else of being a virgin screams you're a virgin more than any of my posts do

wronganswerfool posted...
This lairen person just got done getting defensive about loli shit in another topic and now he's getting mad at someone for talking about having sex

Lol. What a guy

He tried to attack me in a different topic too by bringing up this one LMAO I wonder whose alt it is

SSJGrimReaper posted...
It's true, I was the chick.

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Complete_Idi0t
12/21/18 7:29:04 PM
#91:


beating women is immoral
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 7:29:29 PM
#92:


Complete_Idi0t posted...
beating women is immoral

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Lairen
12/21/18 10:13:33 PM
#94:


You're just proving me right w/ the passive-aggressive responses lol
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Dark_SilverX
12/21/18 10:19:31 PM
#95:


Hairistotle posted...
why would u post something that no one would believe

It's true. I was watching and filming it.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 10:23:37 PM
#96:


Dark_SilverX posted...
Hairistotle posted...
why would u post something that no one would believe

It's true. I was watching and filming it.

Omg send me the vid pls I wanna know if you got the lighting right
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Number090684
12/21/18 10:36:54 PM
#97:


You the man TC. My record was like 2 hours. Wish I could land a chick who wanted it as much as that.
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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 10:43:14 PM
#98:


Number090684 posted...
You the man TC. My record was like 2 hours. Wish I could land a chick who wanted it as much as that.

Thanks fam! You'll find one, they're around
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Lairen
12/21/18 10:46:10 PM
#99:


So when you smashin again? Just think: if you only go an hour and a half she might think youre losing interest. I hope you didnt pay by the hour.
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gamestunner
12/21/18 10:55:05 PM
#100:


Fucks a girl for hours.

1st thing he does is post on gamefaqs..
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Lairen
12/21/18 10:57:03 PM
#101:


gamestunner posted...
Fucks a girl for hours.

1st thing he does is post on gamefaqs..


For an hour. 10 hours after post again for 2 hours. Then a few hours after that posts for 4 hours.

Like everyone else does after 3 hours of sex.
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