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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/18/18 6:15:45 PM
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Like finding someone to poop on
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Frolex
11/18/18 6:16:22 PM
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TheMarthKoopa
11/18/18 6:16:51 PM
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Having sex
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Space_Man
11/18/18 6:17:09 PM
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Red wings, hopefully.
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Ryangrad
11/18/18 6:17:20 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Having sex

I'm laughing, but probably this.
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King Rial
11/18/18 6:17:49 PM
#6:


Any sex act involving another person.
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kinetika_
11/18/18 6:19:14 PM
#7:


Purple wings
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JimCarrysToe
11/18/18 6:19:31 PM
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Ryangrad posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Having sex

I'm laughing, but probably this.

I'm laughing of sadness cuz this is me too.
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HashtagTartarus
11/18/18 6:20:27 PM
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Getting fisted. I'd like to try taking a dick sometime, but a fist is just too extreme.
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DarthAragorn
11/18/18 6:20:56 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Ryangrad posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Having sex

I'm laughing, but probably this.

I'm laughing of sadness cuz this is me too.

Me as well
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catboy0_0
11/18/18 6:21:19 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Having sex

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DocileOrangeCup
11/18/18 6:21:43 PM
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Azarias
11/18/18 6:22:55 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Ryangrad posted...
TheMarthKoopa posted...
Having sex

I'm laughing, but probably this.

I'm laughing of sadness cuz this is me too.

Me as well


Same
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Orthopox12
11/18/18 6:23:03 PM
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Having anal with multiple sisters in the same family.
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wannabepranksta
11/18/18 6:23:36 PM
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Brown wings
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action52
11/18/18 6:40:55 PM
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Frolex posted...
sucking a dick

Sadly, I think this will probably be true for me. I never had sex with a gorgeous trans lady when I was single, and now that I'm married with a family I'm not going to go to a brothel or hunt around on tinder.

Not that I want to cheat on my wife, but I would have liked to have had the experience.
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DrizztLink
11/18/18 6:42:25 PM
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I've accepted that I'll never have a million dollars, so I'll never do two chicks at the same time, man.
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littlebro07
11/18/18 6:44:49 PM
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I'll never get to blast a girl in the face with an air horn while blasting her in the feet with my love nectar while she bites my elbow.
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Darkrobotisback
11/18/18 6:46:35 PM
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Makeveli_lives
11/18/18 6:47:48 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I've accepted that I'll never have a million dollars, so I'll never do two chicks at the same time, man.

Only cost 150 or so actually
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Guide
11/18/18 6:51:45 PM
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BDSM, the really rough stuff. My girlfriend doesn't have a lick of talent for it. I won't cheat on her, though.
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AvlButtslam
11/18/18 6:52:20 PM
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Sex with a girl

I was still curious about it as a new gay but now I just don't care
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Pitlord_Special
11/18/18 6:52:31 PM
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The Elvis Presley volcano
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DarkTransient
11/18/18 6:52:43 PM
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TC's mom.
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Banana_Cyanide
11/18/18 6:55:09 PM
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A Rusty Venture
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deupd_u
11/18/18 6:56:29 PM
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Honestly, probably a proper titfucking. I really want to, but trying to get a girl to actually do something in bed is impossible.
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WilliamPorygon
11/18/18 7:11:16 PM
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Medussa
11/18/18 7:13:48 PM
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Banana_Cyanide posted...
A Rusty Venture


( ._.)

I was going to make that reference...
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Banana_Cyanide
11/18/18 7:15:26 PM
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Medussa posted...
I was going to make that reference...

I'm disappointed it wasn't mentioned sooner.
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Tyranthraxus
11/18/18 7:15:46 PM
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Mile high club most likely
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synth_real
11/18/18 7:19:23 PM
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DarkTransient posted...
TC's mom.

I thought everybody has done that before
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littlebro07
11/18/18 7:21:05 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Honestly, probably a proper titfucking. I really want to, but trying to get a girl to actually do something in bed is impossible.


How hard is it to stick your dick between some tits?
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Tyranthraxus
11/18/18 7:21:56 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
deupd_u posted...
Honestly, probably a proper titfucking. I really want to, but trying to get a girl to actually do something in bed is impossible.


How hard is it to stick your dick between some tits?


Biggest problem is finding a woman with big enough tits first. Unless you wanted to go for a fat girl.
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tennisdude818
11/18/18 7:22:40 PM
#36:


Water sports
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unclekoolaid73
11/18/18 7:54:00 PM
#37:


Alabama Crab Dangle.
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gunplagirl
11/18/18 7:56:54 PM
#38:


Performing a castration
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Eat More Beef
11/18/18 8:05:30 PM
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A lot of things, now that I'm married. I've done a lot, but two things I'll never get to do are (atleast I'm assuming):
Threesome, either MMF or FFM and getting to bust a nut while inside her butt.
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RoboLaserGandhi
11/18/18 8:06:28 PM
#40:


Anal

Don't ever want to do it
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Buzz Killjoy
11/18/18 8:09:47 PM
#41:


The Huckabuck

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frogman_295
11/18/18 8:19:39 PM
#42:


intercourse
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CE_gonna_CE
11/18/18 8:21:08 PM
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Blue_Inigo
11/18/18 8:21:33 PM
#44:


Threesome with twins
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brestugo
11/18/18 8:22:20 PM
#45:


Dirty Sanchez
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1NfamousACE_2
11/18/18 8:46:07 PM
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Realistically, eating ass

I sucked my current girlfriend's toes on my birthday and i thought that was off limits for me.

Being honest...with some hennessy in my system, I might eat her ass.

I'm leaving this topic
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_Krave_
11/18/18 8:47:10 PM
#47:


Homosex
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MrMallard
11/18/18 8:47:38 PM
#48:


Eating ass. It's a garbage meme.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/18/18 8:47:45 PM
#49:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Realistically, eating ass

I sucked my current girlfriend's toes on my birthday and i thought that was off limits for me.

Being honest...with some hennessy in my system, I might eat her ass.

I'm leaving this topic

Toes contain fungus.
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1NfamousACE_2
11/18/18 8:49:07 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Realistically, eating ass

I sucked my current girlfriend's toes on my birthday and i thought that was off limits for me.

Being honest...with some hennessy in my system, I might eat her ass.

I'm leaving this topic

Toes contain fungus.


I was drunk

Alcohol kills toe fungus
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WafflehouseJK
11/18/18 8:56:13 PM
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Eating ass
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