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BeautifulBlaze 11/17/18 8:04:20 PM #1:	It seems like all there is to him is that "he's black." >_> Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. --- https://imgur.com/6MpDU9H https://imgur.com/CeG42tA https://imgur.com/fvIsIB1 https://imgur.com/8lDngl8 <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:912585324] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>It seems like all there is to him is that "he's black." >_> Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 11/17/18 8:07:03 PM #2:	You're just jealous you don't have a bulletproof dick LOL. --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:912585451] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>You're just jealous you don't have a bulletproof dick LOL.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:07:07 PM #3:	Luke Cage is easily the most charismatic and instantly likable member of the Defenders. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912585456] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>Luke Cage is easily the most charismatic and instantly likable member of the Defenders.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 11/17/18 8:07:38 PM #4:	The Defenders had him in an even dumber scenario. Everyone was a ninja that tried to punch him. There was only one bad guy that could injure him at all. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:912585478] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>The Defenders had him in an even dumber scenario. Everyone was a ninja that tried to punch him. There was only one bad guy that could injure him at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/17/18 8:11:41 PM #5:	He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:912585671] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 11/17/18 8:12:30 PM #6:	BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. I would complain about this, but it worked for Robocop. Execution is crucial in these situations. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:912585716] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol.</quote> I would complain about this, but it worked for Robocop. Execution is crucial in these situations.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:13:01 PM #7:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912585732] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 11/17/18 8:13:37 PM #8:	TC is racist because people keep shooting at Superman too yet he says nothing. --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:912585764] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>TC is racist because people keep shooting at Superman too yet he says nothing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/17/18 8:14:07 PM #9:	BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:912585779] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. </quote> this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 11/17/18 8:14:31 PM #10:	Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics. --- https://imgur.com/3Iqe55A <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:912585801] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/17/18 8:15:06 PM #11:	ThyCorndog posted... BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying comic book criminals tend to be kinda stupid. they shoot at him the same reason they try to do crime in a city where hundreds of super heroes live. they are complete idiots <cite>Zikten posted [p:912585840] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. </quote> this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying</quote> comic book criminals tend to be kinda stupid. they shoot at him the same reason they try to do crime in a city where hundreds of super heroes live. they are complete idiots</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/17/18 8:15:49 PM #12:	The_Scarecrow posted... Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics. yea. I liked his protest in the comic version of Civil War where he sits in the dark in his house at midnight when the new law takes affect. and SHIELD surrounds the house. that was a cool scene <cite>Zikten posted [p:912585881] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics.</quote> yea. I liked his protest in the comic version of Civil War where he sits in the dark in his house at midnight when the new law takes affect. and SHIELD surrounds the house. that was a cool scene</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/17/18 8:16:25 PM #13:	The_Scarecrow posted... Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics. This applies to all of the Defenders though --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:912585914] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>Netflix Luke Cage is boring. He's better in the comics.</quote> This applies to all of the Defenders though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:17:06 PM #14:	ThyCorndog posted... BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2 --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912585963] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. </quote> this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying</quote> I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 11/17/18 8:17:53 PM #15:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... ThyCorndog posted... BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2 They keep hoping a stray shot hits him in the eye <cite>Axiom posted [p:912585998] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. </quote> this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying</quote> I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2</quote> They keep hoping a stray shot hits him in the eye</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 11/17/18 8:18:07 PM #16:	would he whoop their asses if they didn't try to shoot him though like it makes more sense to run if anything --- Hey what's going on in this thread https://imgur.com/6fpKRW8 https://imgur.com/RNZi0gk <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:912586004] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>would he whoop their asses if they didn't try to shoot him though like it makes more sense to run if anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 11/17/18 8:19:25 PM #17:	I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:912586080] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 11/17/18 8:19:29 PM #18:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... ThyCorndog posted... BeautifulBlaze posted... Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2 This. If you run into him, and all you have is a gun, you can bet your ass Im going to try something. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:912586087] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>Also his fights are boring too. He's bulletproof yet thugs keep shooting at him lol. </quote> this is the part that bothers me. he's apparently got such a huge reputation that everyone knows about him and that he's bullet proof and they keep trying</quote> I think it's a case of what else can they really do? They could either take the ass whooping or try to gun him down in the off chance it actually hurts him. I think one of the goons even says exactly this in S2</quote> This. If you run into him, and all you have is a gun, you can bet your ass Im going to try something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 11/17/18 8:19:38 PM #19:	For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:912586095] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 11/17/18 8:24:56 PM #20:	Skye Reynolds posted... wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with who did they want him to be with? <cite>Zikten posted [p:912586379] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with</quote> who did they want him to be with?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 11/17/18 8:25:07 PM #21:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Rumor has it season 3 was cancelled because it was all about the Netflix MCU ladies gettin' Luke's D. --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:912586385] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> Rumor has it season 3 was cancelled because it was all about the Netflix MCU ladies gettin' Luke's D.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:29:09 PM #22:	Skye Reynolds posted... For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. Only his skin is bulletproof. His inner organs and all that other stuff is just regular human parts. He can still be stopped with enough concussive force. Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912586608] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> Only his skin is bulletproof. His inner organs and all that other stuff is just regular human parts. He can still be stopped with enough concussive force. Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 11/17/18 8:30:26 PM #23:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out. Was that in the comics or the show? <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:912586685] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out.</quote> Was that in the comics or the show?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:33:16 PM #24:	Skye Reynolds posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out. Was that in the comics or the show? In the show, though it might be true in the comics. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912586847] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out.</quote> Was that in the comics or the show?</quote> In the show, though it might be true in the comics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 11/17/18 8:33:23 PM #25:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:912586856] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote>I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof</quote> Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/17/18 8:36:35 PM #26:	Skye Reynolds posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out. Was that in the comics or the show? The show. That never happens in the comic iirc --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:912587038] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out.</quote> Was that in the comics or the show?</quote> The show. That never happens in the comic iirc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeautifulBlaze 11/17/18 8:40:00 PM #27:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... TC is racist because people keep shooting at Superman too yet he says nothing. I find Superman boring too. Only ever liked him on the animated Justice League. --- https://imgur.com/6MpDU9H https://imgur.com/CeG42tA https://imgur.com/fvIsIB1 https://imgur.com/8lDngl8 <cite>BeautifulBlaze posted [p:912587199] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote>TC is racist because people keep shooting at Superman too yet he says nothing.</quote> I find Superman boring too. Only ever liked him on the animated Justice League.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 11/17/18 8:40:39 PM #28:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Skye Reynolds posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out. Was that in the comics or the show? The show. That never happens in the comic iirc Ah, thanks. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:912587230] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>Jessica Jones used a shotgun at point blank range to knock him out.</quote> Was that in the comics or the show?</quote> The show. That never happens in the comic iirc</quote> Ah, thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 11/17/18 8:41:10 PM #29:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Aren't there laws against necrophilia? --- CE's source of sage-ly advice Not changing this signature until the Buffalo Bills win the 2019 Super Bowl <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:912587257] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> Aren't there laws against necrophilia?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 11/17/18 8:45:20 PM #30:	Skye Reynolds posted... If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. He can drown and choke --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:912587472] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> He can drown and choke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 11/17/18 8:45:45 PM #31:	TheRealDill2000 posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Aren't there laws against necrophilia? Not for Daredevil apparently. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:912587492] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRealDill2000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> Aren't there laws against necrophilia?</quote> Not for Daredevil apparently.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 11/17/18 8:46:45 PM #32:	Skye Reynolds posted... Ah, thanks. Yeah they kinda changed Luke and Jessica's whole relationship backstory in the shows --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:912587533] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Ah, thanks.</quote> Yeah they kinda changed Luke and Jessica's whole relationship backstory in the shows</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 11/17/18 9:01:02 PM #33:	Makeveli_lives posted... 1NfamousACE_2 posted... I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do. Bullets go through car doors --- New signature needed, acquire within from management <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:912588251] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Makeveli_lives posted...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote>I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof</quote> Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do.</quote> Bullets go through car doors</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/17/18 9:08:03 PM #34:	From Seanbaby: Luke Cage, or Power Man, is a hero for hire. Which means you have to pay him. So when you hire him for a job and you don't pay up, here's what you do next: buy a shovel and start digging that foot out yo' jive turkey ass. I'm not sure if I'm saying that right. The Luke Cage comic had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary 70s black man, but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his jibba jabba, I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G. This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs. In one issue, he gets stiffed on a heroing invoice by Dr. Doom and lets out a string of expletives so confusing to me that I had to call in outside assistance. As I often do in African-American matters, I asked my black girlfriend for help. Was Power Man speaking a forgotten dialect of her people's tongue? Or was it meaningless gibberish from a mental breakdown that transcended racial differences? This is a word-for-word transcript of our meeting. Seanbaby: "Sweetie, could you read a page of this Luke Cage comic? I want to verify that he's talking nonsense, or jive." Girlfriend: "What's Luke Cage's power?" Seanbaby: "He's just tough. He lifts like 40 tons and is kind of bulletproof." Girlfriend: "Just tough? They can't give a *** a freeze ray?" She never answered my question. I think she may have been covering; embarrassed that she didn't know what the fuck he was talking about either. I didn't press the issue because I immediately knew I was going to quote her, and was trying to figure out a polite way to ask her where the apostrophe goes in the n-word. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912588592] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>From Seanbaby: <quote>Luke Cage, or Power Man, is a hero for hire. Which means you have to pay him. So when you hire him for a job and you don't pay up, here's what you do next: buy a shovel and start digging that foot out yo' jive turkey ass. I'm not sure if I'm saying that right. The Luke Cage comic had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary 70s black man, but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his jibba jabba, I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G. This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs. In one issue, he gets stiffed on a heroing invoice by Dr. Doom and lets out a string of expletives so confusing to me that I had to call in outside assistance. As I often do in African-American matters, I asked my black girlfriend for help. Was Power Man speaking a forgotten dialect of her people's tongue? Or was it meaningless gibberish from a mental breakdown that transcended racial differences? This is a word-for-word transcript of our meeting. Seanbaby: "Sweetie, could you read a page of this Luke Cage comic? I want to verify that he's talking nonsense, or jive." Girlfriend: "What's Luke Cage's power?" Seanbaby: "He's just tough. He lifts like 40 tons and is kind of bulletproof." Girlfriend: "Just tough? They can't give a *** a freeze ray?" She never answered my question. I think she may have been covering; embarrassed that she didn't know what the fuck he was talking about either. I didn't press the issue because I immediately knew I was going to quote her, and was trying to figure out a polite way to ask her where the apostrophe goes in the n-word.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 11/17/18 9:08:29 PM #35:	1NfamousACE_2 posted... Makeveli_lives posted... 1NfamousACE_2 posted... I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do. Bullets go through car doors The door will absorb enough impact that they'll simply bounce off him instead of ricocheting --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:912588619] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Makeveli_lives posted...</cite> <quote><cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted...</cite> <quote>I did find it funny when he used the car door as shield Like dude...you're bulletproof</quote> Bullets bounce off him. He steps into a room with weapons it could ricochet and kill someone else. If I remember correctly, that scene took place in a safe house in the hood, implying civilians outside. It was the logical thing to do.</quote> Bullets go through car doors</quote> The door will absorb enough impact that they'll simply bounce off him instead of ricocheting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 11/17/18 9:28:00 PM #36:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... TheRealDill2000 posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Aren't there laws against necrophilia? Not for Daredevil apparently. He's a lawyer and knows the workarounds. --- CE's source of sage-ly advice Not changing this signature until the Buffalo Bills win the 2019 Super Bowl <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:912589535] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRealDill2000 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho </quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish </quote> Aren't there laws against necrophilia?</quote> Not for Daredevil apparently.</quote> He's a lawyer and knows the workarounds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
2SweetforTurtle 11/17/18 10:07:06 PM #37:	TheRealDill2000 posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Aren't there laws against necrophilia? Pretty sure shes alive --- Slow and steady wins the race <cite>2SweetforTurtle posted [p:912591264] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRealDill2000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> Aren't there laws against necrophilia?</quote> Pretty sure shes alive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/17/18 10:14:17 PM #38:	2SweetforTurtle posted... TheRealDill2000 posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish Aren't there laws against necrophilia? Pretty sure shes alive Who fucking knows with her. If she's not dead she's a Skrull. If she's not a Skrull she's an LMD. If she's not an LMD a psychic is fucking with you. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912591569] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>2SweetforTurtle posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheRealDill2000 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote> He did get to fuck Jessica/Misty/Claire tho</quote> He just needs to fuck Colleen, Elektra, Karen and Trish</quote> Aren't there laws against necrophilia?</quote> Pretty sure shes alive</quote> Who fucking knows with her. If she's not dead she's a Skrull. If she's not a Skrull she's an LMD. If she's not an LMD a psychic is fucking with you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 11/17/18 11:36:45 PM #39:	Luke Cage that doesnt wear a yellow shirt and yell Sweet Christmas is boring --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:912594975] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>Luke Cage that doesnt wear a yellow shirt and yell Sweet Christmas is boring</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 11/18/18 6:04:41 AM #40:	kuwab0 posted... Luke Cage that doesnt wear a yellow shirt and yell Sweet Christmas is boring He did --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:912604701] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>kuwab0 posted...</cite> <quote>Luke Cage that doesnt wear a yellow shirt and yell Sweet Christmas is boring</quote> He did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 11/18/18 6:49:13 AM #41:	DrizztLink posted... From Seanbaby: Luke Cage, or Power Man, is a hero for hire. Which means you have to pay him. So when you hire him for a job and you don't pay up, here's what you do next: buy a shovel and start digging that foot out yo' jive turkey ass. I'm not sure if I'm saying that right. The Luke Cage comic had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary 70s black man, but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his jibba jabba, I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G. This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs. In one issue, he gets stiffed on a heroing invoice by Dr. Doom and lets out a string of expletives so confusing to me that I had to call in outside assistance. As I often do in African-American matters, I asked my black girlfriend for help. Was Power Man speaking a forgotten dialect of her people's tongue? Or was it meaningless gibberish from a mental breakdown that transcended racial differences? This is a word-for-word transcript of our meeting. Seanbaby: "Sweetie, could you read a page of this Luke Cage comic? I want to verify that he's talking nonsense, or jive." Girlfriend: "What's Luke Cage's power?" Seanbaby: "He's just tough. He lifts like 40 tons and is kind of bulletproof." Girlfriend: "Just tough? They can't give a *** a freeze ray?" She never answered my question. I think she may have been covering; embarrassed that she didn't know what the fuck he was talking about either. I didn't press the issue because I immediately knew I was going to quote her, and was trying to figure out a polite way to ask her where the apostrophe goes in the n-word. That dude is painfully unfunny. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:912605396] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>From Seanbaby: <quote>Luke Cage, or Power Man, is a hero for hire. Which means you have to pay him. So when you hire him for a job and you don't pay up, here's what you do next: buy a shovel and start digging that foot out yo' jive turkey ass. I'm not sure if I'm saying that right. The Luke Cage comic had some problems. He had all the rage of a revolutionary 70s black man, but angry black men in the 70s didn't write no jive funny books. And from the looks of his jibba jabba, I don't think they even had one around to do part-time consulting. So at any given time, Luke Cage may or may not have been saying things that mean anything. Then this nonsense moon language was sent to people even more square where they put it through a filter to make sure it was rated G. This may be why every panel of every issue, Luke Cage punctuates his sentences by putting his fist through all nearby objects. Because it's hard to express your anger at the establishment when your mouth only forms kindergarten Madlibs. In one issue, he gets stiffed on a heroing invoice by Dr. Doom and lets out a string of expletives so confusing to me that I had to call in outside assistance. As I often do in African-American matters, I asked my black girlfriend for help. Was Power Man speaking a forgotten dialect of her people's tongue? Or was it meaningless gibberish from a mental breakdown that transcended racial differences? This is a word-for-word transcript of our meeting. Seanbaby: "Sweetie, could you read a page of this Luke Cage comic? I want to verify that he's talking nonsense, or jive." Girlfriend: "What's Luke Cage's power?" Seanbaby: "He's just tough. He lifts like 40 tons and is kind of bulletproof." Girlfriend: "Just tough? They can't give a *** a freeze ray?" She never answered my question. I think she may have been covering; embarrassed that she didn't know what the fuck he was talking about either. I didn't press the issue because I immediately knew I was going to quote her, and was trying to figure out a polite way to ask her where the apostrophe goes in the n-word.</quote></quote> That dude is painfully unfunny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
juicebox4 11/18/18 6:55:45 AM #42:	BeautifulBlaze posted... It seems like all there is to him is that "he's black." >_> yep. and his show likes good RnB. that's about it and he plows JJ from time to time --- Ding dong, bing bong GABBA GABBA HEY <cite>juicebox4 posted [p:912605534] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>BeautifulBlaze posted...</cite> <quote>It seems like all there is to him is that "he's black." >_></quote> yep. and his show likes good RnB. that's about it and he plows JJ from time to time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skywalker82 11/18/18 7:21:26 AM #43:	Luke Cage is great. The show messed up casting an uncharismatic guy, but Luke in the comics is good. So is Iron Fist. Those two were miscast and unfortunately led to the shows being canceled. --- https://imgur.com/koVUWeu https://imgur.com/COcZq62 <cite>Skywalker82 posted [p:912605958] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>Luke Cage is great. The show messed up casting an uncharismatic guy, but Luke in the comics is good. So is Iron Fist. Those two were miscast and unfortunately led to the shows being canceled.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Knowledge_King 11/18/18 12:03:30 PM #44:	They....literally explain verbatim why people still shoot at him. Also he's the most interesting one they got right now. Or at least his show/storyline is. --- http://www.warwithwords.com Run: 4 Stars and IndieReader Approved:https://www.amazon.com/Run-M-N-ebook/dp/B076R7DCHN <cite>Knowledge_King posted [p:912614667] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>They....literally explain verbatim why people still shoot at him. Also he's the most interesting one they got right now. Or at least his show/storyline is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/18/18 7:50:19 PM #45:	dave_is_slick posted... That dude is painfully unfunny. boo --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912639742] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>dave_is_slick posted...</cite> <quote>That dude is painfully unfunny.</quote> boo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 11/18/18 7:57:57 PM #46:	Skye Reynolds posted... For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:912640101] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 11/18/18 8:03:26 PM #47:	Darmik posted... Skye Reynolds posted... For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth. It's not that he's invincible, his skin is unbreakable. There have been a few times where blunt trauma (explosion, close range shotgun) damaged his insides and doctors couldn't get through his skin to do anything. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:912640408] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth.</quote> It's not that he's invincible, his skin is unbreakable. There have been a few times where blunt trauma (explosion, close range shotgun) damaged his insides and doctors couldn't get through his skin to do anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 11/18/18 10:23:28 PM #48:	Couldn't you just use poison/toxic gas on him --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:912648839] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't you just use poison/toxic gas on him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 11/18/18 10:35:09 PM #49:	DrizztLink posted... Darmik posted... Skye Reynolds posted... For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins. I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth. It's not that he's invincible, his skin is unbreakable. There have been a few times where blunt trauma (explosion, close range shotgun) damaged his insides and doctors couldn't get through his skin to do anything. there was also a time when someone stronger than him knocked him out and pushed him into a river --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:912649614] in Luke Cage ... [t:77212515]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>For the most part, I'm not that familiar with Luke Cage. I know his backstory, and I know that his wife was invented because the company wouldn't let him date the character the writer wanted him to be with, but that's about it. That, and he's sort of a recovered superhero on account of being the "first" black superhero. If he's consistently invincible, that's boring. At some point, you have to be challenged to be interesting. Going back to the Robocop comparison, bullets didn't work but then the bad guys dropped steel beams on him. There's plenty you can do with a character of that strength level to keep the competition alive and give the people a reason to root for the hero. It doesn't have to be as simple as he walks on the scene, he wins.</quote> I'd put him below Spider-Man when it comes to abilities for what it's worth.</quote> It's not that he's invincible, his skin is unbreakable. There have been a few times where blunt trauma (explosion, close range shotgun) damaged his insides and doctors couldn't get through his skin to do anything.</quote> there was also a time when someone stronger than him knocked him out and pushed him into a river</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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