Board 8 > Why did they lose? Red, Kirby

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11/17/18 6:43:42 PM
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Posted fifteen minutes early because I have to run out and won't be at my computer for a while

The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Pokemon Trainer Red lost to Alucard
Kirby lost to Bowser


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Vivi lost because... He lacked the courage and wisdom to face Ganondorf's overwhelming power! (Pirateking2000)
Zero lost because... He might've beaten Pikachu if he'd learned to mega evolve, but he's never really been a mega man. (Johnbobb)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Vivi lost because... Vivi's lifespan isn't long enough to tame the four beasts before fighting Ganon. (Big Bob) / Donkey Kong told Ganondorf to shower Vivi with coconut cream pies. (LMS)
Zero lost because... He got Pikachu and Deadpool confused and had the wrong weapon equipped. (Big Bob)

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Underleveled
11/17/18 6:45:39 PM
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Kirby lost because his own powers are incompatible with Toadette's, thus Kirbette just doesn't work.
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/17/18 6:47:05 PM
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Kirby lost because HIERARCHY.
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Hardcore_Adult
11/17/18 6:47:13 PM
#4:


@ertyu0078

Go on. Say the line!
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Johnbobb
11/17/18 7:01:33 PM
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11/17/18 7:19:01 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
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KaijuKing97
11/17/18 7:27:45 PM
#7:


Red lost because he has no character. He is nothing but a tool to facilitate Pokemon battles. Meanwhile, Alucard has a sympathetic backstory, actual fighting skills, and ties to the series villain. Bonus points for starring in a very good Netflix anime recently.

As for Kiby and Bowser... I dunno. Maybe it's that Bowser can talk and gets more chances to demonstrate his personality?
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Dark Young Link
11/17/18 7:32:28 PM
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Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.
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ScareChan
11/17/18 7:41:00 PM
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Red lost because red backwards is der
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/17/18 7:52:25 PM
#10:


Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.


Okay, yes, both of these.
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igordebraga
11/17/18 8:07:31 PM
#11:


Oh God, gotta support both of those as well.
Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.

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Big Bob
11/17/18 8:16:23 PM
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Alucard was too high a level for Red to use Repel on.
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Underleveled
11/17/18 8:40:28 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

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UF8
11/17/18 8:41:28 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.
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Cyclone314
11/17/18 8:57:55 PM
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Red lost because all of his Pokemon fainted at the sight of that beautiful vampire.
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AvaGames
11/17/18 9:19:06 PM
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TsunamiXXVIII posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.


Okay, yes, both of these.

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Hbthebattle
11/17/18 9:20:51 PM
#17:


AvaGames posted...
TsunamiXXVIII posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.


Okay, yes, both of these.

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MetalmindStats
11/17/18 10:11:28 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.
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DanKirby
11/17/18 10:29:52 PM
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Kirby went into the match with inflated expectations, but unfortunately his games stopped allowing him to stay inflated indefinitely years ago.
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11/18/18 12:01:35 AM
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Bump
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GavsEvans123
11/18/18 7:33:08 AM
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Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.
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ZenOfThunder
11/18/18 7:36:35 AM
#22:


GavsEvans123 posted...
Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.

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Nanis23
11/18/18 7:38:53 AM
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A few days ago I mentioned that gif usually win because the text suggestions are pretty weak, and in the past people made clever use of stuff that applies to both characters. Or just clever use in general

So i must give credit to the "X couldn't beat XXX" and johnbob for the Zero Pikachu thing, well played!
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FBike1
11/18/18 8:18:39 AM
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igordebraga posted...
Kirby lost because

Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth.

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11/18/18 10:28:22 AM
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HanOfTheNekos
11/18/18 10:31:13 AM
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KaijuKing97 posted...
Red lost because he has no character. He is nothing but a tool to facilitate Pokemon battles. Meanwhile, Alucard has a sympathetic backstory, actual fighting skills, and ties to the series villain. Bonus points for starring in a very good Netflix anime recently.


Votes for this
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AvaGames
11/18/18 10:39:29 AM
#27:


HanOfTheNekos posted...
KaijuKing97 posted...
Red lost because he has no character. He is nothing but a tool to facilitate Pokemon battles. Meanwhile, Alucard has a sympathetic backstory, actual fighting skills, and ties to the series villain. Bonus points for starring in a very good Netflix anime recently.


Votes for this

same.
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11/18/18 10:40:12 AM
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10 Votes
AUsbvA9 (DYL)
Having seen all the pictures of "Bowsette", Kirby decided there was one thing he didn't want in his mouth. (DYL)

9 Votes

3 Votes
Red lost because he has no character. He is nothing but a tool to facilitate Pokemon battles. Meanwhile, Alucard has a sympathetic backstory, actual fighting skills, and ties to the series villain. Bonus points for starring in a very good Netflix anime recently. (KaijuKing97)

2 Votes
W9ekVkJ (Johnbobb)

1 Vote
Red
Red lost because red backwards is der (ScareChan)
Alucard was too high a level for Red to use Repel on. (Big Bob)
Red lost because all of his Pokemon fainted at the sight of that beautiful vampire. (Cyclone314)

Kirby
Kirby lost because his own powers are incompatible with Toadette's, thus Kirbette just doesn't work. (Underleveled)
Kirby lost because HIERARCHY. (TsunamiXXVIII)
I dunno. Maybe it's that Bowser can talk and gets more chances to demonstrate his personality? (KaijuKing97)
Kirby went into the match with inflated expectations, but unfortunately his games stopped allowing him to stay inflated indefinitely years ago. (DanKirby)
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Unbridled9
11/18/18 11:24:16 AM
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I really wish I could make suggestions, but work's been so draining I can barely even think straight. PEOPLE! DO NOT GO INTO RETAIL! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A-SOCIAL BUT THEY'RE INTENT ON GIVING YOU A CASHIER JOB!
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HanOfTheNekos
11/18/18 11:53:15 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
I really wish I could make suggestions, but work's been so draining I can barely even think straight. PEOPLE! DO NOT GO INTO RETAIL! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A-SOCIAL BUT THEY'RE INTENT ON GIVING YOU A CASHIER JOB!


Votes this for Kirby
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garetha200
11/18/18 11:56:47 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
I really wish I could make suggestions, but work's been so draining I can barely even think straight. PEOPLE! DO NOT GO INTO RETAIL! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A-SOCIAL BUT THEY'RE INTENT ON GIVING YOU A CASHIER JOB!

Man this is a great reason why kirby lost
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Crescent-Moon
11/18/18 12:01:19 PM
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From my experience working in retail, being someone who's normally far too shy for something like retail, the best way around that is to find a comfortable work "persona" you can naturally slip into on the job. I've even had managers that do it, too. The important thing is not to let it corrupt your real self.
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igordebraga
11/18/18 12:51:20 PM
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How does that work for Kirby? If it was at least a rant on how the character is hard to write about like with Joel...
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ertyu0078
11/18/18 1:28:34 PM
#34:


case kirby is a dumb pink ball
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11/18/18 2:40:45 PM
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11/18/18 2:57:57 PM
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ertyu0078 posted...
case kirby is a dumb pink ball

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11/18/18 3:18:34 PM
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ertyu0078 posted...
case kirby is a dumb pink ball

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Janus5k
11/18/18 3:23:25 PM
#38:


ertyu0078 posted...
case kirby is a dumb pink ball


Dark Young Link posted...
Red lost because

AUsbvA9

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11/18/18 6:14:19 PM
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Last bump
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11/18/18 6:48:46 PM
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Last bump for real
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Hardcore_Adult
11/18/18 6:51:52 PM
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ertyu0078 posted...
case kirby is a dumb pink ball


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