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-Komaiko54- posted...

I'm tired of going through a dry spell

Your whole existence is a dry spell
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-Komaiko54- posted...

Vermander posted...

This. Tinder is all fine and well but your chances of meeting quality women are significantly lower than in real life unless you have 0 social life.

the thing is I already got turned down by over five girls at my already small school I'm running low on options

Dont stress about that. Plenty of fish in the sea. Youll end up meeting nice girls when you least expect it in the most unexpected places. Just keep hitting the gym and work on yourself. I know thats meme advice but youll make it eventually by doing that. Were all gonna make it.
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deleted 6, 7, made 4 my main, all I have in my bio is the pizza bit, what should I add?

Space_Man posted...

Change the anthem to something 1) topical or 2) dirty/innuendo. Having a Pink song will make girls wonder if you forgot to choose "searching for men" when setting up your profile

what's wrong with Pink :(

CacciatoPart3 posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

I'm tired of going through a dry spell

Your whole existence is a dry spell

I cannot believe the levels of bullying that emits from you daily
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-Komaiko54- posted...

what's wrong with Pink :(

Nothing if you're trying to get as few matches as possible on tinder.
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Fine I changed it to drake smh a brotha can never win
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OMG I got a new match!!! .... it just happened to be another nerdie girl :I

Anyway, here's my revamped profile feel free to roast me




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Bad first pic, ditch the second pic, ditch the pictures that don't even have you in them, don't put a link in your profile, I would immediately think you're a bot and even then I have no inclination to look at it.

Edit: Just looked at your update. Much better. Good luck out there.
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alright fellas here's how it works

it's all about what i call social attractiveness, basically you have to appear as a real/relateable person to the girl and make a little narrative for yourself. being really attractive is only going to get you so far online, suprisingly.

havent used tinder in a while but assuming you still get 5 pics, heres what you do:

#1 - good picture of you
#2 - pic of you & friends
#3 - pic of you drinking alcohol or being in a situation where alcohol is served (bar/party/etc)
#4 - pic of you either doing something travel-related or athletic
#5 - wildcard pic, here you can do a pic with a pet or something that's funny or w/e

now here is what you don't do:

- shirtless pics, even if you're ripped there are a million other guys out there who are more ripped and its not even impressive after a while

- pics of you and a girl, ppl will think it's your girlfriend or ex gf

- pics of you doing esoteric nerdy shit, you might really love painting Warhammer figurines but save that shit for after the girl has decided to sleep with you

- selfies. dont use em unless there is some reason to be taking the selfie (i.e. selfie with a pet, in an interesting location, etc). dont just do a selfie of you in your bedroom

- group pics as a first pic, people will immediately assume you are the least attractive person in the entire group

so now you have this little narrative of yourself as a well put-together guy who has friends & is social, goes drinking, is into traveling and physical activities, and then they even get a little glimpse into your personality (but not too much, because this is a sales pitch). in terms of bio, less is more. maybe put in one sentence of something witty, your college or w/e if you go there. get rid of that link ASAP, nobodys clicking on that shit.

from there it's just a numbers game, swipe on all girls that look interesting or attractive and eventually you'll get a bite. once you get a match just say whatever you want, try and be funny and have a good first few lines. if you don't beg for nudes or send pics of your boner you are already ahead of a solid 50% of the matches the girl has. the goal with tinder is to get the girl off tinder so try & get her digits and set up a date.
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Do you guys want to eviscerate my tender profile too?
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Scrap everything and replace it with the following:

"Do you dare go on an adventure to join my brap barn?"

Post this image: http://www.pet365.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/shutterstock_1545230-resize.jpg

Done.

You've got a picture of a dog, some dribble about travelling and a bit of inuendo. That ought to have her wetter than an otter's pocket.
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Romulox28 posted...

alright fellas here's how it works

it's all about what i call social attractiveness, basically you have to appear as a real/relateable person to the girl and make a little narrative for yourself. being really attractive is only going to get you so far online, suprisingly.

havent used tinder in a while but assuming you still get 5 pics, heres what you do:

#1 - good picture of you
#2 - pic of you & friends
#3 - pic of you drinking alcohol or being in a situation where alcohol is served (bar/party/etc)
#4 - pic of you either doing something travel-related or athletic
#5 - wildcard pic, here you can do a pic with a pet or something that's funny or w/e

now here is what you don't do:

- shirtless pics, even if you're ripped there are a million other guys out there who are more ripped and its not even impressive after a while

- pics of you and a girl, ppl will think it's your girlfriend or ex gf

- pics of you doing esoteric nerdy shit, you might really love painting Warhammer figurines but save that shit for after the girl has decided to sleep with you

- selfies. dont use em unless there is some reason to be taking the selfie (i.e. selfie with a pet, in an interesting location, etc). dont just do a selfie of you in your bedroom

- group pics as a first pic, people will immediately assume you are the least attractive person in the entire group

so now you have this little narrative of yourself as a well put-together guy who has friends & is social, goes drinking, is into traveling and physical activities, and then they even get a little glimpse into your personality (but not too much, because this is a sales pitch). in terms of bio, less is more. maybe put in one sentence of something witty, your college or w/e if you go there. get rid of that link ASAP, nobodys clicking on that shit.

from there it's just a numbers game, swipe on all girls that look interesting or attractive and eventually you'll get a bite. once you get a match just say whatever you want, try and be funny and have a good first few lines. if you don't beg for nudes or send pics of your boner you are already ahead of a solid 50% of the matches the girl has. the goal with tinder is to get the girl off tinder so try & get her digits and set up a date.

Pretty solid advice, tbh.
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