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DK9292
10/20/18 6:56:33 PM
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https://randompokemon.com/

Set the number to 1 and click "Generate". That's what's in your kitchen.

What do you get, and what do you do?
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Turbam
10/20/18 6:57:22 PM
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Spinda

I fuck it
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HaVeNII7
10/20/18 6:58:11 PM
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Kabutops

Probably die tbqh. Either from panic, or to its fucking RAZOR ARM SWORDS
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DK9292
10/20/18 8:59:55 PM
#4:


Bump.
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jpenny2
10/20/18 9:02:24 PM
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Mega Pinsir. I guess I would try to lure it outside.
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nemu
10/20/18 9:05:47 PM
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Shedinja, probably get my soul sucked out accidentally.
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Devimon
10/20/18 9:06:01 PM
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Corphish

I *could* eat it, or....
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PowerMang
10/20/18 9:06:55 PM
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Minccino.

Fake news. There were no more Pokemon after Mew.
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awesome999
10/20/18 9:07:53 PM
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Pansear

Fetch the oven mitts and pet it
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Zeus
10/20/18 9:08:50 PM
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Caterpie? Run!

My re-roll was Hoopa and, if I ran into it, I would be surprised.
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Houston
10/20/18 9:08:53 PM
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Mime Jr

Run like hell
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Ryven
10/20/18 9:09:50 PM
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Chandelur. Nothing cause he fits right in.
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10/20/18 9:35:12 PM
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Shotgunnova
10/20/18 9:37:26 PM
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Shedinja

Do not want.
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yusiko
10/20/18 9:38:41 PM
#16:


Mr mime
I fuck it
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ElatedVenusaur
10/20/18 9:42:13 PM
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Panpour? PANPOUR!?
Jesus, why did it have to be one of the lamest pokemon ever conceived?
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WilliamPorygon
10/20/18 9:58:18 PM
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Darumaka

Dammit, that's not fuckable, and also it's going to shit hot coals all over the place :(
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Eerieka
10/20/18 10:00:54 PM
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Combusken

I prefer my cooking chicken to be dead already.
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slimfizzle2
10/20/18 10:05:48 PM
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Sandshrew Alola

Why I'm goin to throw my balls at it good sir.
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OpShaft
10/20/18 10:08:50 PM
#21:


Haunter.

He could be fun
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Calwings
10/20/18 10:08:50 PM
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Metapod

I pick its ass up and set it outside. What's it gonna do, stare at me and menacingly harden its shell?
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CanuckCowboy
10/20/18 10:25:44 PM
#23:


Buzzwole. Not cool.
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HiddenLurker
10/20/18 10:27:55 PM
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Hypno I I I ALL HAIL HYPNO FOR HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!
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NeonOctopus
10/20/18 10:28:31 PM
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ThanksUglyGod
10/20/18 10:29:20 PM
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Golduck. Ite.
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Nuffinz0rz
10/20/18 10:34:12 PM
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Tynamo

I grab a dish to make a makeshift fish bowl while I go out and get some fish supplies

Free fish!
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Proto_Spark
10/20/18 10:42:34 PM
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Gumshoos

I don't know if I'm about to die or be spoken down to.

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