Poll of the Day > Would you want to have this guys life (millionaire playboy, handsome, buff)

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https://nypost.com/2018/10/13/meet-the-hugh-hefner-of-the-instagram-age/

Dan Bilzerian, the poker-playing multimillionaire, has become famous for blowout bashes that easily rival Playboy Mansion bacchanals.

Revelers pile into Bilzerians 31,000-square-foot Bel Air, Calif., compound, where, he told The Post, clothing is always optional.

When the bachelor, 37, isnt at home in California, hes often at his luxe pad in Las Vegas, or snowboarding with Olympian Shaun White in New Zealand, or partying with friends in Tahiti or Ibiza, or racing dune buggies in the desert, or yachting around Italys Pontine Islands. One Instagram post shows him visiting Shanghai, China, for no reason at all.

In August, he and his brother flew to their ancestral homeland of Armenia, an adventure that ended when neighboring Azerbaijan issued an arrest warrant for Bilzerian something to do with allegations that he obtained grenades illegally and demonstratively shot off missile launchers at a gun range.

Its a high-flying lifestyle thats earned him some 24.5 million followers on Instagram, where he shows off his world with no shame even as critics say he objectifies and exploits the bikini-clad (or -less) women who pose for his photos. In March 2017, he created an uproar by posting a picture of himself relaxing in a hot tub and using a topless, bent-over female as a dinner table. Its national womens day, be thankful, he wrote.

It certainly didnt help things when, in January, he wrote: This #metoo st is getting out of control, guys getting their lives ruined over touching a girls back or hitting on someone.

Female attendees wishing to attend Bil zerians bashes must abide by his door policy: If you come with ugly chicks, you wont get in; I keep the parties exclusive and it becomes a matter of there being only so much space. And yet, some women will go to almost any length to party with him.

Theyll text pictures of their [bare butts] and for sure offer to hook up with me, he said. I get that a lot.

Caitlin OConnor, 28, is an actress and frequent attendee at Bilzerians bashes. Ive been to parties where girls are walking around naked, she said, likening Bil zerian to a modern day Hugh Hefner. There are threesomes, foursomes, everybody doing what they want without pressure. These things happen naturally in Dans habitat. The girls there are all super-hot. Theyre all 10s. You need to bring something to the table.

She insists she and the other women at his parties are in no way exploited, or at least not in any way they dont wish to be: It feels empowering to be young and without judgment.

Bilzerian hit public consciousness around a decade ago as a high-stakes poker player with a penchant for posting his larger-than-life exploits on then- nascent social-media sites. One ridiculous bit, viewable on YouTube, had him test-driving a bulletproof vest by shooting at his pal Antonio Esfandiari. (The vest worked.)

https://imgur.com/0IFWg7A

(there's more to the article)

the jist of it is that he is a millionaire poker player who travels the world, doing whatever he wants.
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No, its cool that he is successful and enjoying life, but he also seems like an asshole
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Is it my turn to make a topic about a NY Post article now?
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Mead posted...

No, its cool that he is successful and enjoying life, but he also seems like an asshole

yeah, he seems like a low tier person

but on the other hand, he's smashing tens on the regular
Sarcasthma posted...

Is it my turn to make a topic about a NY Post article now?

do it, I dare you
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It's...it's too much pressure!
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some of my favorite pieces of the article

Off the lanes, hes changed some of his breakneck partying ways, including the cocaine-and-Viagra binges that led to him suffering two back-to-back heart attacks at 25; then there was the pulmonary embolism in 2011. Hes also slowed down his alcohol consumption. I dont like anything that makes you feel like st the next morning, said Bil zerian, who, in 2016, acknowledged taking dk-enlargement pills, HGH [and] testosterone.

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But even Instagrams biggest party dude experiences his share of ennui. For me [when it comes to sex], its more about quality than numbers, Bilzerian said. If I just want to [have sex with] a ton of girls, I can probably [do that with] 20 girls. I dont want to hook up with a girl unless I feel that I will want to hook up with her again.

Besides, he added, If there are too many girls, it becomes distracting . . . Its not as cool as everyone thinks.

such a tool
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I don't see anything close to 10 in that photo.

It'd be interesting, minus the three heart attacks or whatever.
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no dude its the soyboy life for me and thats the way i like it
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Absolutely.
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Sounds like the kind of life that is awesome when you're younger but will wind up feeling bad about all the assholish shit you did when you're older

He's gonna overdose by 45

Sounds like heaven
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Blighboy posted...

He's gonna overdose by 45

Sounds like heaven

yeah youve got a point there
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Blighboy posted...

He's gonna overdose by 45

Sounds like heaven

Naw man. He isnt doing rails and dick pills at the same time any more. He's matured and now just enjoys a more laid back lifestyle of rails and a touch of adderall

Honestly, it sounds amazing to be rich and have all that epic stuff available. But I feel like I would get burned out on it quickly. You've gotta have some contrast, you know? Like they say you can't experience happiness with out sadness. If all you know is getting whatever you want, it loses its meaning.

...At least in theory.
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green dragon posted...

Mead posted...

No, its cool that he is successful and enjoying life, but he also seems like an asshole

yeah, he seems like a low tier person

but on the other hand, he's smashing tens on the regular

sounds about right.
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Life isn't worth living if you aren't living like that...

Feels bad man
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Assuming he's STD-free and has a clean paternity record, you could immediately stop everything he's been doing and be quite a bit ahead of the curb >_> Even just trading facial hair might put you ahead of the curve because that guy's got a great beard.

idk, I like my friends and family, though.

In August, he and his brother flew to their ancestral homeland of Armenia, an adventure that ended when neighboring Azerbaijan issued an arrest warrant for Bilzerian something to do with allegations that he obtained grenades illegally and demonstratively shot off missile launchers at a gun range.

...okay, this guy sounds kinda awesome.

Mead posted...

No, its cool that he is successful and enjoying life, but he also seems like an asshole

You could have his life and not be an asshole, though.

Red_Frog posted...

I don't see anything close to 10 in that photo.

The blonde on the right looks like she might be at least a 9 (other than having way too much ink). Then there's the photo of a group jumping off the boat where you can't clearly make much out.
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I mean I wouldn't mind the body of a Greek god but that doesn't mean I want to live like one.
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Goddamn, Zeus, its ahead of the curve. Not curb.
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No, fuck parties with strangers. I prefer quiet.
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CacciatoPart3 posted...

Goddamn, Zeus, its ahead of the curve. Not curb.

Sometimes I think you take me for granite.
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Hard pass - It's a lifestyle a little too "in the spotlight" for me.

Besides, since it's a swap he'd be forced into my lifestyle, with no say in it for himself. I'm not cool with that.
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Red_Frog posted...

I don't see anything close to 10 in that photo.

Too old?
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Someone needs to force feed him spoonfuls of raw chopped onions to tone down his hedonism.
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You could have his life and not be an asshole, though.

Ill just live my own life thanks
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Guy is the douche commander. Won't be surprised if he dies before 40.

Also any girl attending his parties are whores, mostly prostitutes, pornstars (low tier ones) and strippers and should probably get STD checks.

Oh hell no. Me with that kind of money would look more like The Addams Family.
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I've slowly grown out of partying as i approach my 30s. If I had millions of dollars, I'd rather just travel the world, eat at the best restaurants, and then come home and relax with some TV or videogames or playing some music. Oh yeah, and I'd have all the best music gear and a studio and would probably hardly ever leave it

Lil69Leo posted...

Also any girl attending his parties are whores, mostly prostitutes, pornstars (low tier ones)

#slutshaming

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

Oh hell no. Me with that kind of money would look more like The Addams Family.

Which would probably be a more fun existence, given the weekly celebrity guest stars and all.

OhhhJa posted...

I've slowly grown out of partying as i approach my 30s. If I had millions of dollars, I'd rather just travel the world, eat at the best restaurants, and then come home and relax with some TV or videogames or playing some music. Oh yeah, and I'd have all the best music gear and a studio and would probably hardly ever leave it

Instead of just traveling, I'd probably live a few months or a year in different places. Only kinda nuisance is I like my stuff and can't imagine being apart from it nor would I like to bring it with me given the risks of travel. Then again, moving place to place would probably bore me before long anyway since I've already lived in quite a few places.
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i dont think I'd be interested in that sort of lifestyle at his age
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JOExHIGASHI posted...

i dont think I'd be interested in that sort of lifestyle at his age

I'm 41 now, and I'm definitely not interested in that sort of lifestyle.

I can't even muster up the same level of enthusiasm for the sorts of things that I used to do as a 20-something, let alone the way over the top sort of stuff people only do when they're trying to compensate for some sort of deep inner sense of inferiority or failure that they constantly need to self-medicate into silence.


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I've got money. Maybe not quite as much as this dude, but just judging by what I read he seems like he needs to constantly distract himself. Like he doesn't want to pay attention to the actual important shit in his life. Nonstop loud parties, skanky women, booze and drugs sounds absurdly unappealing to me.

Ive had one sexual partner and that's all I'll ever have and all I'll ever want. I get to wake up to my family every morning, and I get to experience my life with them instead of doing everything I can to not pay attention to it.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I can't even muster up the same level of enthusiasm for the sorts of things that I used to do as a 20-something, let alone the way over the top sort of stuff people only do when they're trying to compensate for some sort of deep inner sense of inferiority or failure that they constantly need to self-medicate into silence.

If banging hot chicks is medication, I'm not sure why you wouldn't go to your doctor for a prescription.

Noop_Noop posted...

I've got money. Maybe not quite as much as this dude, but just judging by what I read he seems like he needs to constantly distract himself. Like he doesn't want to pay attention to the actual important shit in his life. Nonstop loud parties, skanky women, booze and drugs sounds absurdly unappealing to me.

idk, sounds more like inertia. Once people get used to a certain lifestyle, they kinda keep going with it. And, of course, when you have too much fucking time on your hands, you tend to do crazier stuff.
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Zeus posted...

If banging hot chicks is medication, I'm not sure why you wouldn't go to your doctor for a prescription.

Well, the disconnect there is how one defines "hot".

Hooking up with easy skanky chicks is usually appealing when you're young and desperate, but after a certain point, if you're still doing it later in life, you're compensating for something deep, dark, and nasty in your own psyche that you're just not willing to confront.

I'd argue the same thing about binge drinking until blacking out, other drug use, constant travel and parties, and generally any behavior designed to make you the center of attention and give you the illusion of actually having friends and people who like you, as opposed to legitimately cultivating those things.

It's like how MC Hammer has talked about multiple times, where when you're rich and on top of the world everybody is your friend, and then when the money starts to dry up you see how fast the cockroaches scatter and how alone you actually are.

At a certain point, a constant party lifestyle goes from being "Man, this is just really fun" to "Man, if I ever stop constantly overstimulating myself, I might actually have to think about how shit my life actually is."


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Yes, but i would shave that beard

Sounds tiring

If I was rich as fuck I'd just chill and occasionally do the philanthropist sort of thing and host giant bbqs for charity events

He's millionaire from doing what he loves. That's a big plus but drugs is a big minus.
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I want his life, not his lifestyle.
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Zeus posted...

idk, sounds more like inertia. Once people get used to a certain lifestyle, they kinda keep going with it. And, of course, when you have too much fucking time on your hands, you tend to do crazier stuff.

I think you have a good analysis here. People tend to go for more of what they like. So probably even if this guy didn't have a lot of many, he would still act like a party-animal player type.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Well, the disconnect there is how one defines "hot".

Hooking up with easy skanky chicks is usually appealing when you're young and desperate, but after a certain point, if you're still doing it later in life, you're compensating for something deep, dark, and nasty in your own psyche that you're just not willing to confront.

Hooking up with hot, easy chicks is appealing at any age, unless you've lost your libido, found god, or are really into the monogamy thing. And for the latter two it's not that it isn't appealing, it's more that the other things keep you from acting on it.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

At a certain point, a constant party lifestyle goes from being "Man, this is just really fun" to "Man, if I ever stop constantly overstimulating myself, I might actually have to think about how shit my life actually is."

Not even a matter of the party lifestyle.
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Zeus posted...

Hooking up with hot, easy chicks is appealing at any age

Nah. Easy is easy and a lot of people here outright refuse to play on easy.
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Can we address the chick dressed like Kim possible, please?

God no.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Zeus posted...

If banging hot chicks is medication, I'm not sure why you wouldn't go to your doctor for a prescription.

Well, the disconnect there is how one defines "hot".

Hooking up with easy skanky chicks is usually appealing when you're young and desperate, but after a certain point, if you're still doing it later in life, you're compensating for something deep, dark, and nasty in your own psyche that you're just not willing to confront.

I'd argue the same thing about binge drinking until blacking out, other drug use, constant travel and parties, and generally any behavior designed to make you the center of attention and give you the illusion of actually having friends and people who like you, as opposed to legitimately cultivating those things.

It's like how MC Hammer has talked about multiple times, where when you're rich and on top of the world everybody is your friend, and then when the money starts to dry up you see how fast the cockroaches scatter and how alone you actually are.

At a certain point, a constant party lifestyle goes from being "Man, this is just really fun" to "Man, if I ever stop constantly overstimulating myself, I might actually have to think about how shit my life actually is."

Sounds a lot like sour grapes to me
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Sure. I'd start making better life choices and just invest the rest of my money, living comfortably for the rest of my days in a much more modest home somewhere on the East or West Coast, except for California (fuck California)
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Throwing bitches off roofs and showing guns on Instagram all day? Nah.
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EvilMegas posted...

Throwing bitches off roofs and showing guns on Instagram all day? Nah.

You're boring

#goals
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