Poll of the Day > My roommate asked me not to do the dishes because he likes doing them.

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MrMelodramatic
09/04/18 9:49:20 AM
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He told me that doing the dishes is a relaxing activity for him that lets him destress after school and work, and asked me not to do the dishes unless I really needed to.

Sounds good.
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Jen0125
09/04/18 10:02:56 AM
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You lucked out with that one
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Fam_Fam
09/04/18 10:30:04 AM
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tell him that jerking you off will reduce his stress too
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Dikitain
09/04/18 10:36:12 AM
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Well he is a keeper.
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MrMelodramatic
09/04/18 11:20:02 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
tell him that jerking you off will reduce his stress too

I already have a few things for that. Id rather keep the dishwashloving roomy.

Dikitain posted...
Well he is a keeper.

Agreeeed
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Aculo
09/04/18 11:25:30 AM
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I think he also enjoys doing your girl, ok?
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OhhhJa
09/04/18 11:27:59 AM
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Marriage material right there
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Kyuubi4269
09/04/18 11:29:53 AM
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Aculo posted...
I think he also enjoys doing your girl, ok?

He likes cleaning pipes too, ok?
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Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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party_animal07
09/04/18 11:44:45 AM
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I'd enjoy it if they didn't include utensils. That shit is tedious.
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SunWuKung420
09/04/18 11:50:14 AM
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Test his resolve.

Host an 8 person dinner party. Don't invite him and don't do any of the dishes.
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Aculo
09/04/18 11:55:18 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Test his resolve.

Host an 8 person dinner party. Don't invite him and don't do any of the dishes.

He could hire you to bus tables, ok?
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MrMelodramatic
09/04/18 12:02:47 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
I'd enjoy it if they didn't include utensils. That shit is tedious.

I just think its gross to touch things. I need to wear gloves to do the dishes. My guy does it barehanded. Go him.

SunWuKung420 posted...
Test his resolve.

Host an 8 person dinner party. Don't invite him and don't do any of the dishes.

That would require me having seven people to invite over. And being able to cook. And having enough flatware. And having a table. This is a bad idea.
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JOExHIGASHI
09/04/18 12:44:24 PM
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That means you're terrible at it washing dishes
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SmokeMassTree
09/04/18 12:59:32 PM
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He is going to murder you in your sleep. Who the fuck enjoys that? Serial killers, that's who.

Good luck
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OhhhJa
09/04/18 1:00:43 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
He is going to murder you in your sleep. Who the fuck enjoys that? Serial killers, that's who.

Good luck

This. That dude is totally a serial killer
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wwinterj25
09/04/18 1:09:58 PM
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It can be a form of mindfulness so I can understand his thought process although for me personally washing pots stresses me out.
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Cacciato
09/04/18 1:44:54 PM
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Aculo posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Test his resolve.

Host an 8 person dinner party. Don't invite him and don't do any of the dishes.

He could hire you to bus tables, ok?

Lol
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MrMelodramatic
09/04/18 2:32:38 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
That means you're terrible at it washing dishes

this isn't false, but our third roommate has lived with him for two years, and he also leaves the dishes. So it's not a me problem.
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GanglyKhan
09/04/18 3:00:34 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
I just think its gross to touch things.

What are you, a girl?
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MrMelodramatic
09/04/18 3:42:11 PM
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Yup
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JOExHIGASHI
09/04/18 5:26:35 PM
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MrMelodramatic posted...
JOExHIGASHI posted...
That means you're terrible at it washing dishes

this isn't false, but our third roommate has lived with him for two years, and he also leaves the dishes. So it's not a me problem.

You and your third roommate suck at doing dishes
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