Poll of the Day > ROUND 1, FIGHT! Jen0125 vs. SunWuKung420, ok?

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Aculo
08/16/18 1:32:13 PM
#1:


Jen0125 vs. SunWuKung420, ok? - Results (10 votes)
Jen0125
70% (7 votes)
7
SunWuKung420
30% (3 votes)
3
@Jen0125 vs. @SunWuKung420

Who wins this fight, and how do they win? (this one is pretty obvious though, lol)

Also, nominate users after you vote, ok?

ROUND 1:
Fight 1: JebronLames 31.25% Kimbos_Egg 68.75%
Fight 2: TheWorstPoster 29.63% Viking_Mudcrap 70.37%
Fight 3: ArvTheGreat 55.56% Full Throttle 44.44%
Fight 4: Zangulus 47.37% Action53 52.63%
Fight 5: Zeus 42.11% likehelly 57.89%
Fight 6: Mead 43.14% SmokeMassTree 56.86%
Fight 7: DeltaBladeX 53.33% DirtBasedSoap 46.67%
Fight 8: ???
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wwinterj25
08/16/18 1:34:18 PM
#2:


Jen would kick his arse but might get whiplash from hitting those rolls.
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ASlaveObeys
08/16/18 1:34:52 PM
#3:


Is this supposed to be like... combat?
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Aculo
08/16/18 1:38:41 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Is this supposed to be like... combat?

it can, sure, or you can describe a different scenario, if you'd like, ok?
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Jen0125
08/16/18 1:55:30 PM
#5:


Me for sure.
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CacciatoPart3
08/16/18 1:57:21 PM
#6:


Jen punches Sunny in his cirrhosis-ridden liver and it explodes.
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ASlaveObeys
08/16/18 2:01:31 PM
#7:


Aculo posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Is this supposed to be like... combat?

it can, sure, or you can describe a different scenario, if you'd like, ok?

I assume everything is combat. Does Jen get to call in help from RC?
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Aculo
08/16/18 2:03:41 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Aculo posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Is this supposed to be like... combat?

it can, sure, or you can describe a different scenario, if you'd like, ok?

I assume everything is combat. Does Jen get to call in help from RC?

if you'd like, sure. but do you think she really needs her for this?
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Dikitain
08/16/18 2:08:39 PM
#9:


Jen wins by donkey punch to the lower back, causing Sunny to shit his pants and run away crying.
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Chewster
08/16/18 2:08:48 PM
#10:


Don't you guys know that Sunny is jacked from his "workout" of moving boxes of fries?
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Pro_Boner
08/16/18 2:10:23 PM
#11:


I thought it was a given that if you fight Jen you have go through Ernie too.

Don't know how going up against a female and a dog is gonna go for your PR, Sunny, but good luck with that.
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ASlaveObeys
08/16/18 2:13:18 PM
#12:


Aculo posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Aculo posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Is this supposed to be like... combat?

it can, sure, or you can describe a different scenario, if you'd like, ok?

I assume everything is combat. Does Jen get to call in help from RC?

if you'd like, sure. but do you think she really needs her for this?

If I'm being honest I have no idea about sun's physical features. So I'm assuming it's an untrained dude versus an untrained chick which... well science.
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Chewster
08/16/18 2:15:12 PM
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I don't like Sunny but I'm pretty sure he'd win. Not to be sexist or anything but just being a guy gives him a huge advantage.

I'll vote for Jen in the actual poll though because lolz
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Alexandra_Trent
08/16/18 2:52:50 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Jen would kick his arse but might get whiplash from hitting those rolls.

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Aculo
08/16/18 3:17:00 PM
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Dikitain posted...
...donkey punch to the lower back, causing Sunny to shit his pants and run away crying.

sounds eerily similar to his married life, ok?
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Aculo
08/16/18 3:18:30 PM
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Chewster posted...
I don't like Sunny but I'm pretty sure he'd win. Not to be sexist or anything but just being a guy gives him a huge advantage.

i dunno, man. jen, who is strong-willed and in decent shape vs... lowered expectations fat dracula, ok?
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Jen0125
08/16/18 3:19:20 PM
#17:


I have really sharp knuckles and elbows, a six foot wingspan and a great punching technique.

Sunwu meditates.
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TheSlinja
08/16/18 3:31:04 PM
#18:


jen wins cause shes a real person
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Troll_Police_
08/16/18 3:31:31 PM
#19:


Goddamn it lol. I've been doing my best not to antagonize people here anymore and you gotta hit me with THIS fucking topic?

I have so many mean (and mostly untrue) things to say in this topic that would probably be funny, but I'm gonna hold back and just refrain from saying anything unwarranted
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Chewster
08/16/18 3:37:50 PM
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TheSlinja posted...
jen wins cause shes a real person


Careful saying stuff like this, Sunny might actually believe it. He'll probably say that he's actually an elevated spiritual being who had to occupy mortal reality because the world couldn't otherwise handle his power
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Jen0125
08/16/18 3:38:10 PM
#21:


Schmen you know you wanna vote for me
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Troll_Police_
08/16/18 3:47:19 PM
#22:


Alright, you know what, fuck it. I've tried being civil with sunny but it's obvious that bridge has been burned.

In a fight to the death there is no way Jen wins. Fat Dracula is still immortal even if he is fat and worthless.

Its like a monkeys paw. It's like the universes cruelest joke. you get to be immoetal, but you have to be sunny the whole fucking time.
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SunWuKung420
08/16/18 4:49:16 PM
#23:


I'll take mando down.
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wwinterj25
08/16/18 6:00:48 PM
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https://imgur.com/XkKSbf0
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JixHedgehog
08/16/18 6:20:19 PM
#25:


Its the one we've all been waiting for!!!
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Jen0125
08/16/18 6:25:05 PM
#26:


Troll_Police_ posted...
Alright, you know what, fuck it. I've tried being civil with sunny but it's obvious that bridge has been burned.

In a fight to the death there is no way Jen wins. Fat Dracula is still immortal even if he is fat and worthless.

Its like a monkeys paw. It's like the universes cruelest joke. you get to be immoetal, but you have to be sunny the whole fucking time.


Lmaooo
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Jen0125
08/16/18 6:25:29 PM
#27:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I'll take mando down.


There's literally no way you would beat Mando.
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wwinterj25
08/16/18 6:28:34 PM
#28:


Jen0125 posted...
There's literally no way you would beat Mando.


ikr
Also TC I nominate myself for this series of topics. It's fun to take part I suppose.
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Ferarri619
08/16/18 6:29:28 PM
#29:


SunWuKing meditates in the desert on the other side of the galaxy for 10 000 years before passing away of old age.
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Chewster
08/16/18 6:29:34 PM
#30:


Wow so Jen thinks a guy who does bodybuilding competitions could beat a guy who's unloaded a shipping dock
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SunWuKung420
08/16/18 6:32:45 PM
#31:


Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'll take mando down.


There's literally no way you would beat Mando.


Whatever helps you sleep alone at night.
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Jen0125
08/16/18 6:33:23 PM
#32:


Chewster posted...
Wow so Jen thinks a guy who does bodybuilding competitions could beat a guy who's unloaded a shipping dock


And has martial arts and boxing training.

But sunny cooks diner food so I'm sure he'll say something about how that gives him a leg up.
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Jen0125
08/16/18 6:33:54 PM
#33:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'll take mando down.


There's literally no way you would beat Mando.


Whatever helps you sleep alone at night.


But I sleep next to Mando.
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Smarkil
08/16/18 6:36:50 PM
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I don't know if jen could win. Sunny is in touch with his chakras and im sure he knows all kinds of jutsu's from his meditations. I just don't know how anyone could compete.
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CacciatoPart3
08/16/18 6:41:35 PM
#35:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'll take mando down.


There's literally no way you would beat Mando.


Whatever helps you sleep alone at night.

This sounds like something your wife has said to you.
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EclairReturns
08/16/18 6:45:33 PM
#36:


Jen0125 posted...
sleep next to Mando


I thought you two broke up.
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Jen0125
08/16/18 6:48:16 PM
#37:


EclairReturns posted...
Jen0125 posted...
sleep next to Mando


I thought you two broke up.


We did but we've been working on our relationship.
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EclairReturns
08/16/18 6:51:32 PM
#38:


Jen0125 posted...
working on our relationship


Oh, okay.
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wwinterj25
08/16/18 7:19:04 PM
#39:


I'm not exactly sure what the point is in acting like you can win in a fight against someone you know and everyone knows you clearly can't. I mean it's like my saying I could crash Brock Lesnar when clearly he could break my ribs in a matter of seconds.
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Star_Spirit
08/16/18 7:19:24 PM
#40:


imagine actually turning gamefaqs into social media LOL
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TheCyborgNinja
08/16/18 8:03:30 PM
#42:


Jen is feisty as fuck. She could probably beat up most people here.
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ASlaveObeys
08/16/18 9:23:55 PM
#43:


I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?
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Jen0125
08/16/18 9:41:07 PM
#44:


ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.
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SunWuKung420
08/16/18 10:55:28 PM
#45:


Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.


I'd demolish him.
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ASlaveObeys
08/16/18 10:58:58 PM
#46:


Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.

I'm 6'8" walking around at around 230 right now. Not sure how much experience he has but yeah, but of a weight difference.
If it was purely grappling he might have me in experience and/or skill it's easily my weak point.
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wwinterj25
08/16/18 11:17:00 PM
#47:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I'd demolish him.


Yeah with the stench of your sweat.
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SmokeMassTree
08/16/18 11:21:52 PM
#48:


Jen would crush him with her massive thighs.
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SpaceBear_
08/16/18 11:25:01 PM
#49:


Damn it Sunny, you gotta PUNCH THE WOMAN
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Jen0125
08/16/18 11:48:41 PM
#50:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.


I'd demolish him.


lmao No, you really wouldn't.

ASlaveObeys posted...
Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.

I'm 6'8" walking around at around 230 right now. Not sure how much experience he has but yeah, but of a weight difference.
If it was purely grappling he might have me in experience and/or skill it's easily my weak point.


I'm not sure what his strong points are martial arts wise. But he's really strong and I know he's decent at grappling so if he got you to the floor he may be able to get you in a lock.
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ASlaveObeys
08/17/18 6:23:30 AM
#51:


Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.


I'd demolish him.


lmao No, you really wouldn't.

ASlaveObeys posted...
Jen0125 posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I want to fight mando... what's he weigh?


He's 165 right now but he's only 5'6 so I don't know if that'd be too fair for you because you're like 6'5 lmao.

I'm 6'8" walking around at around 230 right now. Not sure how much experience he has but yeah, but of a weight difference.
If it was purely grappling he might have me in experience and/or skill it's easily my weak point.


I'm not sure what his strong points are martial arts wise. But he's really strong and I know he's decent at grappling so if he got you to the floor he may be able to get you in a lock.

That's adorable. He isn't outmuscling me, though. I'm 90 pounds heavier and I train 5 days a week. I have 4 years grappling so he might get a submission if we can't strike but I have over 20 year of striking experience. I think I'm probably just too big for him. I throw around 200 plus pound guys all day.

That's not an insult at all, weight classes exist for a reason.
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