Current Events > So Mario, Mega Man, and Luigi are canonically dead now

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Chicken
08/08/18 12:17:48 PM
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King Dedede might be dead now too, or at least in a coma. Will they continue this trend of killing off the veterans in new character reveal trailers?

Shit's starting to look like Mortal Kombat...
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legendarylemur
08/08/18 12:18:26 PM
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Tbf Luigi eventually made his way back to his body (probably)

But Mario and Mega Man? Totally ded
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kuwab0
08/08/18 12:18:26 PM
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Chicken posted...

s***'s starting to look like Mortal Kombat...

Scorpion for Smash!
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davyheinz
08/08/18 12:19:04 PM
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Smash Bros. isnt for soyboys, people get hurt
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AlisLandale
08/08/18 12:19:34 PM
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How do you kill a robot?
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__Fiale__
08/08/18 12:19:39 PM
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I think you shouldn't take the character intros too seriously..
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Chicken
08/08/18 12:19:45 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Tbf Luigi eventually made his way back to his body (probably)

But Mario and Mega Man? Totally ded


It's uncertain if he could re-enter his body. He WAS slain by Death himself. I don't think he would half ass it. Plus he's probably got a gaping scythe wound.
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darkphoenix181
08/08/18 12:19:47 PM
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New challenger approaches...

Zombie mario
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Chicken
08/08/18 12:20:44 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
New challenger approaches...

Zombie mario


And still no Waluigi, who suffers a fate worse than death. At least he's being joined by Zero.
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legendarylemur
08/08/18 12:20:51 PM
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Eh worst case scenario, resident deus ex machina Prof E. Gadd will probably save Luigi
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Chicken
08/08/18 12:21:43 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Eh worst case scenario, resident deus ex machina Prof E. Gadd will probably save Luigi

Or trap him in a painting for all eternity for his amusement. He's a sick motherfucker.
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Doe
08/08/18 2:51:08 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
Can someone explain?

In the E3 reveal trailer for Ridley for Smash Ultimate, Ridley appears to kill Mario and Mega Man. Mega Man gets impaled through his torso by Ridley's tail and Mario had his neck snapped

Now there has been a reveal trailer for Simon Belmont where Luigi was slit open by a phantom called Death and his soul was taken out
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Ilishe
08/08/18 2:52:44 PM
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That's pretty brutal for a kids' game
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HylianFox
08/08/18 2:55:46 PM
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Ilishe posted...
That's pretty brutal for a kids' game

so much hype
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PiOverlord
08/08/18 2:55:54 PM
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I refuse to believe Mario died. Mario has survived worse! He probably just fell without his hat, and landed unconscious for a bit like Odyssey!!!
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BLAKUboy
08/08/18 2:57:07 PM
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Doe posted...
Mario had his neck snapped

I thought he crushed Mario's skull?
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Chicken
08/08/18 2:59:17 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Doe posted...
Mario had his neck snapped

I thought he crushed Mario's skull?

Ridley broke something important. Either hes dead, or wishing he was dead.
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PiOverlord
08/08/18 2:59:29 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Doe posted...
Mario had his neck snapped

I thought he crushed Mario's skull?

It's a lie! Mario wouldn't die like that. He has the power of the toon-force on his side.
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Chicken
08/08/18 3:35:40 PM
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I have to wonder how furious Miyamoto is about his beloved characters being slaughtered
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scar the 1
08/08/18 3:38:03 PM
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Smash isn't canon
It's literally a kid playing with figurines
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Chicken
08/08/18 3:57:55 PM
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scar the 1 posted...
Smash isn't canon
It's literally a kid playing with figurines

Hes gone from playing with them, to torturing them.
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HylianFox
08/08/18 4:00:30 PM
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Chicken posted...
Hes gone from playing with them, to torturing them.

Just like any other kid. Like when Barbie is gang-raped by the Ninja Turtles and GI Joe
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SageHarpuia
08/08/18 4:01:50 PM
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MegaMan is a robot...
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Chicken
08/08/18 4:04:15 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
MegaMan is a robot...

And Mario is a plumber...
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