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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 1:26:32 PM
#152:


-20 MAN BATTLE ROYAL FOR THE B8WL CHAMPIONSHIP
Bang gets Taker in a hammerlock, then shoves him away to go after Mario. Taker grabs her, causing her to get a Mario Tornado for her efforts. Mario knocks her out of the ring with a Super Jump Punch! (1) David is here, and takes a Ryukansen from Kenshin. Kora and Eddv are arguing strategy, and Kora chops his teammate! Kora gets Eddv in a headlock, then decides this is dumb and goes after Mario instead with a chop. Mundo and Sonic struggle near the ropes, and Tails tries to help pull over Mundo. Sonic backs up...and eliminates Mundo with a dropkick! (2) Bowser splashes Panthera, then stops to argue with a cat. Clegane backs up Incineroar with a series of blows. Cena and Rock have also been fighting amongst themselves, and Cena delivers a 5-Knuckle Shuffle! Pentagon hits Bison with some flippydoos, but Bison eventually catches him out of the air and piledrives him!

Bison wanders over to Taker...and gets caught in Hell's Gate! Bison....powers Taker upwards...and over the top! (3) Bison and Taker exchange a few words. David moves out of the way of Kenshin's corner splash. Kora takes a Super Jump Punch, but comes roaring back with a kick to Mario's head. Kora disengages with a boot scrape to Mario, and then turns his attention to Sonic, locking him in a Sharpshooter! Mario elbows Kora in the back of the head, allowing Sonic to Somersault out of it. Sonic and Kora go over the top together....but Sonic lands on one foot and hops back to the ring. Kora is not so Kofi-ish. (4) Bowser low-blows Panthera and turns his attention to Mario. Bowser throws Mario over the top and onto the apron, and then Bear Hugs him through the ropes. Mario re-enters with a Super Jump Punch, (man he likes that today) but Bowser just shrugs him off and gets a wrist lock on his ol' buddy. Clegane is still beating on Incineroar, and hits a clothesline. Guzma hops up and distracts Clegane, who doesn't feel like dealing with it. Panthera hits Clegane with a surprise drop kick, knocking Clegane into a shot from Guzma. Panthera trips Clegane into the ropes...and dumps him over the top! (5) Rock fights out of an STF, and then knees Cena in the head. Cena stumbles into a Lungblower from Pentagon! Rock grabs Pentagon's arm, and Cena clotheslines them both. Pentagon slides out of the ring to get a chair, then smacks Rock with it! Rock plays a bit of possum, catching Pentagon in a leg lock. Rock adds in a few punches, but Incineroar spots him, and gives him a mean rope burn. Panthera dropkicks Incineroar from behind...and follows it up with Incineroar's Darkest Lariat! Continuing the sudden mass ADD outbreak, Panthera goes after Pentagon and hits him from behind. Eaed spins Panthera around, buying Pentagon time to hit them both with a springboard crossbody. Panthera's first up, and slams Penta, but Penta pulls his hair.

Meanwhile, Kenshin has david in a sleeper, and the UCA Champ is almost gone. Mario has Bowser in an arm twist, but Bowser...just...lifts him up, and powers him over the top! (6) A particularly mean looking cat crawls into the ring to growl at Pentagon! Pentagon growls back. This is somehow interpreted as a challenge to a match! Panthera gets the upper hand off the interruption, and hits a crossbody off the second rope. Pentagon chokes Panthera and disengages, grabbing Rock in a chinlock. Rock reverses it into a hammerlock, and follows with an elbow to the back. Pentagon re-reverses into an armbreaker with extra stank. Penta chokes out Rock, getting a 4-count from the ref. He does the arm breaking thing, but doesn't get all of it.
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 2:13:03 PM
#153:


Penta goes back to Panthera with a flying head scissors and a flipping leg drop. Rock rallies the fans and slaps a full nelson on Pentagon before FRIGGIN A STOP ROLLING 1s Panthera interrupts. Pentagon repays him with an arm wringer and a hammy pose.

Meanwhile, other wrestlers exist. David rams Kenshin into the corner, but Kenshin...flips David over the top! (7) Meanwhile we're super into Penta/Rock/Panthera, so Penta bootscrapes Panthera and goes back to Rock with a Hurricanrana. Rock Bottom! People's Elbow! BATMAN climbs up on the apron and HE gets a Rock Bottom as well! Armbar on Penta! Panthera assists...and he and Rock finally get Pentagon over the top! (8)

Bison launches Kenshin across the ring into an Eddv elbow, but Kenshin hits Ryukansen on Bison, sending him into a Sonic kick! Eddv distracts Kenshin on the followup, and Bison applies a rope burn, but Kenshin fights out. Eddv hits a second rope axehandle on Sonic, but Sonic catches him in an ankle lock. Incineroar doesn't see anybody good to fight, but he should have looked harder because he gets slammed by a possum-ing Cena. Incineroar powers Cena through, but not over, the ropes. Cena stuns him with a shot to the throat from the apron. Eaed kicks Incineroar in the gut, and Cena re-enters with a Springboard Stunner on the doubled-over Pokemon. Cena tries to toss out Incineroar, but Incineroar reverses into a wrist lock. Cena escapes with a second Springboard Stunner! Rock and Eaed hype up the crowd. A Hammer Bro tosses a Hammer, but accidentally hits Bowser instead. Cena takes a break from Incineroar to toss Panthera into a big powerslam from Rock. One of the cats tries to bite at Rock's ankles, but Rock just puts Panthera in a hammerlock.

Taker's still hanging around, and Tombstones Bison! Kenshin pulls Bison into a clothesline, and Sonic gives him an extra push over the top! (9) Guzma distracts Cena, giving Incineroar an opening for a Fire Punch. Cena just shrugs it off and gets fired up! Bowser whips Eaed into the ropes, then slides out of the ring. You don't deserve to see him carry on! He's replacing himself with...his injured partner Miz! Miz comes limp-running out and dropkicks Eaed into the corner, following up with one of his corner bulldogs. Bowser throws a hammer at Eaed on his way to the back, but it's only a glancing hit and Eaed clotheslines Miz. Miz battles back with a kick to the head and a punch to the gut. Kenshin ambushes Miz with a Kuzuryusen! Bowser's still around, and pulls Kenshin's leg, but Kenshin dives through the ropes onto him. Kenshin rolls back in, but Eaed gets a headlock on him. Peyton Manning has returned to rush the ring, but gets stopped by the Time Cops, and eats a Future Shock DDT to boot. Kenshin and Eaed engage in rest-holdery. Panthera knees Rock in the head.

Eddv levels Panthera with a double axehandle strike from behind, while Panthera was still distracted fighting Rock. Panthera recovers with a shot to Eddv's gut and a scissor kick. Panthera sets up Eddv in the corner, but Eddv turns the tables with a choke hold. The cats disapprove, and break it up where the ref fails. Panthera escapes to re-ignite his apparent new feud by attacking Rock, with further help from the cats. Cat Eyes on the rock! Eddv assists in pushing Rock over the top, but Rock hangs on to the top rope....so Panthera knocks him out for good with a head scissors! (10)

We're at the halfway point and that means it's time for Maniac and Bryan to enter! ...but this is even more of a marathon than I bargained for so there will be a brief intermission while I take a much-needed lunch break >_>

be honest is this too much detail? I changed some parameters that I am gonna change back next time so that eliminations will come more easily, but this is still almost a grueling level of length on my end @_@
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 3:21:48 PM
#154:


Defending champ Daniel Bryan rushes the ring and punishes Eddv with...a chinlock! Sonic catches King Maniac with a flying kick, as Cena taunts Incineroar. Kenshin knocks a Time Cop into a cameraman by mistake, then gets into trading punches with Eaed. Eaed wins that one, and Miz throws in a snap mare. Eaed, Miz, and the remaining Time Cop all try to pull Kenshin over and out, but he skins the cat. A Full Nelson Bomb from Eaed finishes the job, though! (11)

Eddv receives some liquid courage from Caelus at ringside, and goes after Panthera with a huge piledriver! Maniac takes a Homing Attack from Sonic, and retaliates with a Bionic Elbow. Maniac gets distracted watching the Time Cop that went into the camera get carted out, and Sonic somersaults into him. Maniac kicks him in the shins. Incineroar rakes Cena's back.

Panthera hits a 450 Splash on Eddv....twice! Bryan throws in some Yes Kicks. Cat Eyes on Eddv! Panthera throws him out! (12) Maniac and Sonic are having a veritable catfight, rolling around pummeling each other on the ground. Maniac gets the upper hand and applies an arm bar. Cena no-sells a chop from Incineroar, shoves him away, and tosses Eaed into the ropes. Eaed bounces off into a spinebuster, but no-sells it and hits Cena a few times.

Maniac's transitioned into a nerve pinch on Sonic, but Sonic kicks his way free. Sonic can't get up before Maniac stomps on his head, though! Incineroar tosses Maniac through the ropes to the outside, but Maniac drags him out under the bottom rope and slides back in to continue fighting Sonic. Sonic gets drilled with an axehandle smash, but returns in kind. Eaed's still on a roll against Cena, and sets up the Future Shock DDT. Cena pushes Eaed into a Time Cop on the apron, and then clotheslines him out...but the ref disqualifies Cena and allows Eaed back in, for the Time Cop's "interference!" (13) Cena is pissed, and wants a HARDCORE MATCH with Eaed. Maniac picks Sonic up and just THROWS him out and over! (14)

Maniac twists Incineroar's arm. Bryan and Miz have come to respect each other, but this is WAR and Bryan hits Yes Kicks on his frenemy, with Eaed pitching in with alternating kicks to the back. Miz tries to get a headlock, but Bryan powers out of it. Maniac and Incineroar brawl back and forth a bit until Incineroar is able to slip behind and unload on Maniac's kidneys. Incineroar applies a Boston Crab. The ref is arguing with Miz about some non-infraction when Bowser smacks Bryan, and Eaed follows up with a clothesline. The ref yells at Bowser, and Bryan ducks a second Eaed clothesline to deliver a back rake. Eaed tries for a back drop, but Bryan lands on his feet and administers a toe hold. Guzma tries to tell the ref that Maniac is tapping out, but that's pretty silly and the ref isn't having it. Guzma socks the ref one in the face...and the ref DQs Incineroar for it! (15)

We're down to 5 (Panthera, Maniac, Miz, Bryan, and Eaed) and all of them are faces lol. Eaed dropkicks Bryan, gets caught in a Full Nelson from Miz, and counters with a jawbreaker. Panthera adds in a dropkick on Miz as well. Miz reverses an elimination attempt from Eaed and hits a Bulldog, but Panthera grabs Miz from behind and Eaed recovers with a Head Scissors. Bowser is STILL at it on the outside, and smacks Eaed with a hammer before he can follow up. Miz gets the Figure Four on Eaed, but a Time Cop helps Eaed reverse it! Miz gets a rope break and does an Airplane Spin.
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 3:56:27 PM
#155:


Maniac is swarmed by the cats, but Panthera is busy getting caught in Bryan's Yes Lock. Maniac sees a chance (after removing the cats semi-gently) and puts Bryan in a headlock! One of the cats hops onto the announce table and meows into a headset. Oh that wacky Panthera! Speaking of, he's got Maniac in a chinlock now. He adds some knee strikes on release, but Maniac shakes it off and gets a Hammerlock. Maniac powers Panthera around, and Bryan trips them both. Maniac headbutts Panthera so hard that he goes flying out of the ring! (16)

Final Four: Maniac, Bryan, Eaed, Miz. The ref breaks up an Eaed resthold when Miz gets to the ropes, but Eaed gets in an extra shot to the gut. Yes Lock on Maniac! Maniac counters into a Knee Bar somehow! Maniac carries that into an Airplane Spin, but misses a corner tackle when Miz pulls Bryan out of the way. Maniac kicks at Bryan, and uses his boot laces to rake Miz's face. Yes Kicks on Eaed, and Bryan keeps the chants rolling. Miz chokes out Maniac a lil' bit, but Maniac trips him up. Eaed hits the Throwback on Bryan, sending him crashing into Maniac. (Full disclosure: I'm making a minor rules edit that should help streamline final fours) A Time Cop elbows Bryan in the head, too. Bryan YESSES UP and Maniac encourages the crowd to support him. Bryan bonks Eaed with a second rope diving headbutt while Maniac holds him. Eaed tosses Maniac into Bryan and dropkicks them both. The Time Cops distract Bryan. Manaic DDTs Eaed as Bryan no-sells a chop from Miz. Eaed Spinebusters Maniac. Maniac and Miz brawl through the ropes, and then Miz clotheslines Maniac into the crowd! Maniac doesn't get up from that, and he is eventually ruled to be a countout. (17)

Bryan has Eaed in a chinlock, but Miz kicks him in the head! Miz sets Bryan up in the corner, and Bulldogs him, but Bryan has THE SUPPORT OF THE FANS in this three-way all-face stalemate. Bowser encourages them to shut up, and Eaed clotheslines Bryan over the top! (18)

Will our new champion be the man from the future, or the surprise entry? Miz misses a corner tackle, and Eaed counters a Hammerlock. Eaed is distracted by Bryan's departure, and Miz gets in a hit or two. Eaed fights right back, though! Miz ties up with Eaed and administers a headlock and some punches before Eaed powers him to the mat. Miz ducks a haymaker and hits a discus clothesline, then stomps on Eaed's Eahead. A Time Cop hits Miz with a nightstick, but the ref decides to let them fight, after a lengthy scolding. He tries it AGAIN, and the locker room empties! The ref calls for a double DQ, but Tombolo descends from the heavens and orders the match to restart because we are NOT going through all that for a non-finish, no matter what the dice say!

Order is restored eventually, and Eaed dropkicks Miz into the ropes. Knee to the head, and....a clothesline over the top! That's it! Eaed has done it!
Winner and NEWWWWWW Champion: Eaedwards6400

He celebrates with his army of Time Cops like the dubious face he is!
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Panthera
09/14/18 4:01:05 PM
#156:


Tom Bombadil posted...
but he skins the cat


That monster
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IhatethisCPU
09/14/18 4:01:54 PM
#157:


....it's just a figure of speech, Purrfurrt o-O'
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 4:11:29 PM
#158:


This cycle, you may nominate three celebs (and please do because we're running out of em)

SHOW 13
Macho hosts
david v. Bison
Eaed/Maniac v. Pentagon/Clegane
Miz v. Incineroar
Panthera v. Bowser
GRUDGE: Pentagon v. A Cat
BELLAS IN CAGES: Bryan v. Cena

SHOW 14

SHOW 15: EXTREME RULES

GRUDGE: Bison v. Taker
GRUDGE: david v. Bowser
HARDCORE TITLE: Eaed (c) v. Cena

FUTURE
GRUDGE: Pentagon v. Eaed
GRUDGE: Cena/Rock v. Bowser/Jr.
Penta/Rock/Panthera?
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IhatethisCPU
09/14/18 4:13:51 PM
#159:


Celeb noms: Uncle Kracker (If we're considering Fred Durst as still a celebrity), Nightwing, Heidenreich.
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Maniac64
09/14/18 5:56:34 PM
#160:


Good event but I did skim a lot of that battle royale.

Seems like the feuds are a mess right now. Eaed has the main title but also a feud with Pentagon for MM? I could go after Pentagon for it but also seemed to start a feud with Incineroar in that match? Also maybe still feuding with Miz?
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 5:59:22 PM
#161:


Feuds are always gonna be a bit of a mess I think, but if it helps, MM and UCA aren't real titles! (...yet?)
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Maniac64
09/14/18 6:00:53 PM
#162:


Jackie Chan
Jason Statham
Bane
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Panthera
09/14/18 6:47:36 PM
#163:


I like the detail, a 20 man battle royal is just always going to be unreasonably long unless you handle it totally differently.

It definitely is a bit weird how much feuds cross over and seem to not have very clearly defined end points
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 7:13:11 PM
#164:


True. It doesn't help that a lot of our big matches have a tendency to have non-finishes!

I think I am very slowly softening on my stance from "the organic results of the game are law" towards taking a bit more creative license. If I soften enough, it'll help a BIT with telling stories that make more sense, but anybody who worked with/under me in UCA knows how I feel about meddling with organic things :P For now I'm just contenting myself with things like not having a battle royal title match go to a double DQ >_>

That or I just need to stop rolling "third party gets involved" results between people that are already feuding <_<
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Maniac64
09/14/18 11:35:40 PM
#165:


Did it really end in a double DQ based on the game?
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 11:38:10 PM
#166:


Yep! Got right to the final two and called for a locker room clearing brawl double DQ.
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Panthera
09/14/18 11:42:40 PM
#167:


Don't you just hate when your matches that seem like they should be no dq have dq finishes (that seems to be a recurring theme here, we had a cage match end in a double disqualification I think?)
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Maniac64
09/14/18 11:52:51 PM
#168:


You know I think that could actually work as a (terrible) ending to a battle royale. All the eliminated people continuing to fight and ruining it. Probably start with a heel trying to eliminate from outside like what happens sometimes but this time a face stops them. Leading to more heels coming out and then more faces.

Especially with how feuds have mixed and faces are dirty that could have worked.
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 11:54:09 PM
#169:


Indeed! I feel like goofy insta-finishes in general are popping up more frequently than the odds would indicate.
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Tom Bombadil
09/14/18 11:55:03 PM
#170:


Maniac64 posted...
You know I think that could actually work as a (terrible) ending to a battle royale. All the eliminated people continuing to fight and ruining it. Probably start with a heel trying to eliminate from outside like what happens sometimes but this time a face stops them. Leading to more heels coming out and then more faces.

Especially with how feuds have mixed and faces are dirty that could have worked.


It absolutely could have worked! I just didn't wanna after spending all that time and putting y'all through all that reading.
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Maniac64
09/14/18 11:57:31 PM
#171:


Fair
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davidponte
09/15/18 3:01:36 PM
#172:


oh shit
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Tom Bombadil
09/16/18 5:13:57 PM
#173:


oh ya
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Tom Bombadil
09/17/18 5:11:08 PM
#174:


go my uca
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Maniac64
09/17/18 6:13:52 PM
#175:


I look forward to an original NWO style storyline where all the UCA people create a giant stable and start running their own segments and shows.
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IhatethisCPU
09/17/18 6:39:45 PM
#176:


I canonically died to get out of UCA commitments. That giant stable is on the rest of you silly billies. ^_^'

And there's a *reason* I've been refraining from doing more segments recently, don't wanna be that guy. @_@'

...And haven't been including y'all in them because I feel extremely uncomfortable writing for real people, know what I mean? @_@'
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Maniac64
09/17/18 7:48:35 PM
#177:


CPU will be the DDP. They try and recruit him, act like he is a member, only for him to be their big enemy.
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Tom Bombadil
09/18/18 8:14:30 PM
#178:


he IS the reason MLMF isn't a UCA stable!
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Tom Bombadil
09/19/18 8:45:34 PM
#179:


outside chance of update tomorrow
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IhatethisCPU
09/20/18 7:27:22 PM
#180:


World's Worst English Commercial:

CPU: *Suddenly appears from the bottom of the screen.* "HEY FUCKHEADS! YOU LIKE ANIME AND TANKS AND EXPLOSIONS AND DATING SIMS AND SHIT!? WELL THIS IS YOUR LUCKY WEEK!"

CPU: (Turns 180 degrees as videos of all of that nonsense and shouts even louder.)
WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE METAL MAX XENO RELEASES IN THE US SEPT 25TH, AND THE EUROPEAN MARKET ON THE 28TH. IT HAS ALL OF THAT AND MORE. I'M BUYING IT SECOND ONE, AND SO SHOULD YOU. BUY IT WHEN IT RELEASES OR YOU'RE A NERD, AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO SLAP YOUR SHIT, AND SLAP YOU with your shit! CHARLES PERCIVAL ULMEYDA OUT, BITCHES!" (Kermit the Frogs away)

I am actually excited about this but don't have a PS4 ;-;
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Tom Bombadil
09/20/18 8:22:45 PM
#181:


I have never heard of that but you have my attention

edit: I saw tanks driving in a desert with fallen pillars and it gave me the flashbacks and also I don't have a PS4 :(
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davidponte
09/20/18 8:44:28 PM
#182:


Sounds like you guys need some PS4's
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IhatethisCPU
09/20/18 8:44:36 PM
#183:


is okay, neither do i ;-----;
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Maniac64
09/20/18 9:04:49 PM
#184:


I also don't have a ps4
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Tom Bombadil
09/21/18 8:14:33 PM
#185:


weekend if we're lucky
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Panthera
09/21/18 8:51:41 PM
#186:


I have a PS4

I just don't have interest in anime tank waifu body pillows or whatever it is you guys are on about

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Tom Bombadil
09/21/18 9:02:29 PM
#187:


you should try it sometime

almost as good as cats
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Panthera
09/21/18 9:05:04 PM
#188:


Meeeow :o
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IhatethisCPU
09/21/18 9:17:17 PM
#189:


i have no idea where you got 'waifu body pillows' from, purrvert.

-throws away unopened cat food can-
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Panthera
09/21/18 9:23:12 PM
#190:


What else am I supposed to think of when people bring up anime and/or dating sims?
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IhatethisCPU
09/21/18 9:27:57 PM
#191:


Anything else? Get ya mind outta the gutter, nerd! o-o'
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Tom Bombadil
09/23/18 12:39:53 AM
#192:


who's ready for a dakimakura on a pole match
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IhatethisCPU
09/23/18 12:49:38 PM
#193:


....i'd ask who of but I'm not sure I want to know who you think I'd get one of
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Tom Bombadil
09/24/18 4:43:48 PM
#194:


bowsette

that's the REAL reason Bowser and Panthera are feuding
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IhatethisCPU
09/24/18 4:49:05 PM
#195:


-stares at you-

...one of panthera's cats stole the super crown. ...sadly that does make sense
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Tom Bombadil
09/25/18 8:04:48 PM
#196:


so hey this is still a thing

Show #14

-Dario Cueto joins Macho Man on the MANSION OF MADNESS and tries to convince us that Pentagon wrestling a cat is going to be a quality semi-main event. Keyword: "Tries."

-Like he said before, David is here to find new challenges to conquer, and he's going to start tonight with Bison! In fact, he's putting his UCA Title on the line, even!

-UCA Title: David (c) v. Bison
Nothin' pretty about this one. Spills quickly to the outside, where Bison is better prepared to take advantage with some questionable tactics. Bison grabs the UCA Title belt and smashes David with it! Bison rolls David into the ring...flips in with a Scissors Kick...1.....2.....3!
Winner and NEW UCA Champion I guess: M. Bison

(( @davidponte it specifically asks for you to change gimmicks, if you'd like to have input on that. Also, sorry you got buried so bad. >_> If Maniac is any indication that means you're about to be the hottest face in the company ))

-Maniac and Eaed are INCENSED at Pentagon crashing their match last week, and the King and the new Champ are gonna teach him and his buddy a LESSON.

-Match: Eaed and King Maniac v. Pentagon and Clegane
Bit of a spotfest here. Maniac gets in some good spots, but the heels are tagging quite fluidly and cutting him off from Eaed at every turn. Pentagon gets Maniac to the outside and hits a nasty tope......and Clegane follows up with a respectable imitation! Maniac gets counted out as Pentagon cuts off Eaed, who never even got tagged in. ....But wait! The count is invalid because of Clegane's offense as the illegal man!
Draw!

-Miz didn't capture the B8WL Title, but it was thrilling to get as far as he did! He'll keep trying, no matter how many weirdos walk through the door and want a piece of him! He's talking about Johnny Mundo, but Bangladesh DuPree happens to be passing by and takes offense. She slaps Miz in the face!

-Match: Miz v. Incineroar
Miz has this match fairly well in hand, but Bowser shows up anyway. Bowser turns into Bowsette with the Super Crown, distracting Incineroar temporarily! Oblivious as usual, Miz rolls up Incineroar, but only gets a 1 count. Incineroar pops up....but eats a Skull Crushing Finale! THAT will do it.
Winner: Miz

-Miz thanks the "mysterious lady in black" for her support, but he's married, and also had Incineroar under control anyway! Incineroar takes some offense to that, and gets in Miz's face while Bowser transforms back and slinks away.

-Match: Panthera v. Bowser
....only to come right back out to (maybe) settle the score with Panthera once and for all! It's a classic speed v. power match, as we've come to expect from both. After one sequence, they get in each other's faces, hissing and growling. Bowser responds with a Whirling Fortress and a facebuster! Panthera's down....but hits a modified seated rana when Bowser tries to follow up! Bowser goes into the ropes....and Panthera gets a sicknasty Bulldog! (bullcat?) 1......2......3!
Winner: Panthera

-Bryan and Miz are watching backstage. Miz is concerned for his buddy, and Bryan lets his sorta-partner walk away...
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davidponte
09/25/18 8:10:02 PM
#197:


That went well.

Feel free to do what you will with the character. I can't really think of anything interesting at the moment and am more interested in just reading along.
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Tom Bombadil
09/25/18 8:39:12 PM
#198:


-Clegane and Pentagon talk about how freakin' dumb this next match (and this whole fed) is! But the bad blood from One For All must be sated!

-GRUDGE MATCH: A literal cat v. Pentagon, Jr.
One might have expected Panthera in a cat suit or something, but nope. The cat gets some surprising levels of offense, mostly by dodging Penta's tackles! Pentagon finally grabs the cat by the tail (which is just as illegal as hairpulling) and just holds it down for a three count.
Winner: Pentagon

-Pentagon reiterates how dumb this was, and out comes Panthera. Panthera agrees that this was inhumane ((don't worry, it's a stunt cat!!)) but nobody forced Pentagon to go through with it! Pentagon states that cats should stay out of the ring and not get involved....in fact, why don't they stay AROUND the ring at Extreme Rules! Pentagon and Panthera are going to have...a LUMBERJACK MATCH

-WIFECAGE MATCH: Bryan v. Cena
A friendly match, with the Bellas suspended above the ring in individual shark cages! ((Wait, Cena and Nikki broke up didn't they? Too bad, they're back together now)) Whoever gets to their Bella first can release her and get her help. Cena is seen contemplating a cheap shot, but thinks better of it with Maniac keeping an eye on him at ringside. Bryan slams Cena at the opening bell, but Cena no-sells and gives Bryan these hands. Cena rubs Bryan on the ropes, but Bryan slips out and chops him a good chop. Cena catches Bryan in a headlock...and is able to hold it while unlocking Nikki's cage! Nikki dives out of the cage with a knee drop to the doubled Bryan! Pin attempt gets a 2. You can't see him! .....AA! 1....2.....3!
Winner: Cena

-Cena is a bit cocky about it....Eaed runs in! Cena is ready for him and gets the upper hand until the Time Cops create some space. Cena breaks through and hits the AA on Eaed! Cena thinks that Maniac and Bryan set all this up to soften him up, but he's too smart for them!
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Tom Bombadil
09/25/18 8:48:11 PM
#199:


SHOW 14
CPU hosts
Kenshin v. Mundo
Bryan/Mario v. Eddv/Kora
Maniac v. Incineroar
Miz v. Bang
GRUDGE: Cena/Rock v. Bowser/Jr
GRUDGE: Pentagon v. Eaed

SHOW 15: EXTREME RULES

LUMBERJACK: Panthera v. Pentagon
GRUDGE: Bison v. Taker
GRUDGE: david v. Bowser
HARDCORE TITLE: Eaed (c) v. Cena

FUTURE
Miz/Mundo
Cena v. Eaed/Bryan/Maniac
Penta/Rock/Panthera?
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Maniac64
09/25/18 10:07:02 PM
#200:


I was wondering how long before Bowsette would show up.
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Tom Bombadil
09/25/18 10:21:46 PM
#201:


It's like the real WWE just not QUITE as slow!
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