Poll of the Day > WHAT THE HELL, why my hashbrowns turn out so SHITTY.

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Ferarri619
08/02/18 11:16:59 PM
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I pre-heat oven to 450 Fahrenheit and cook for 15 minutes, flipping them after 10 JUST LIKE THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS SAID AND I GET THIS SHIT

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Jen0125
08/02/18 11:18:27 PM
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were they still frozen
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Ferarri619
08/02/18 11:19:09 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
were they still frozen


Yes. Middle rack, just as it said -_-
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CacciatoPart3
08/02/18 11:20:47 PM
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Are they the ones that come in a little paper tray with like 10 or 20 of them?
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VeeVees
08/02/18 11:24:29 PM
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in 15 min you could've made fresh hashbrowns
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Ferarri619
08/02/18 11:24:46 PM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
Are they the ones that come in a little paper tray with like 10 or 20 of them?


Yep, those are the ones lol. They're like the hashbrowns you get at Mcdonald's.
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Ferarri619
08/02/18 11:25:03 PM
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VeeVees posted...
in 15 min you could've made fresh hashbrowns


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CacciatoPart3
08/02/18 11:25:45 PM
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Ferarri619 posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Are they the ones that come in a little paper tray with like 10 or 20 of them?


Yep, those are the ones lol. They're like the hashbrowns you get at Mcdonald's.

Those are the ones I buy. I usually just pan cook them around medium with some vegetable oil. I fucked it up every time I tried to bake it.
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Bulbasaur
08/03/18 12:00:23 AM
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just get a potato

peel it

shred it through a mandolin

press or squeeze the shit out of your new shredded potato, you want to get ALL that water out of there.

fry up in a pan with some oil and like some salt and papper
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AllstarSniper32
08/03/18 12:04:39 AM
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Bulbasaur posted...
press or squeeze the shit out of your new shredded potato, you want to get ALL that water out of there.

I've never done this, they turn out all right, but I'm gonna try this next time.
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 12:05:55 AM
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That's some burnt food.
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LinkPizza
08/03/18 12:18:13 AM
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VeeVees posted...
in 15 min you could've made fresh hashbrowns

I mean, I guess if you can shred enough potatoes(based on how much you want) fast, you could. It would take me forever. I just wouldn't even want them anymore at that point...
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CacciatoPart3
08/03/18 12:23:43 AM
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Make sure to use a mandoline or it'll be hard to play music later.
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Ferarri619
08/03/18 12:52:31 AM
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Well at least my chicken patty turned out okay, Lol. I had a chicken sandwich with ketchup, mustard and 2 slices of cheese.
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Bulbasaur
08/03/18 12:54:39 AM
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that's gross

are

are you okay?

do you need food?

is your fridge empty?
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Makavhelly
08/03/18 1:17:06 AM
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yo you want my ghetto ass lazy ass instructions?
put them bitches in the toaster for like 2 miniutes so the outside gets a little crispy then throw them hoes in the microwave for like 45 seconds so they actually warm inside, use ketchup to mask depression
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 9:29:25 AM
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Bulbasaur posted...
shred it through a mandolin


Mandolin's slice. Use a cheese grater to shred potato.
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trentpac
08/03/18 10:21:00 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Bulbasaur posted...
shred it through a mandolin


Mandolin's slice. Use a cheese grater to shred potato.


Mandolins can do a lot more than slice. Depends on the attachment/setting. You can certainly shred on most models. Not that I would ever do it that way. My kitchen aide mixer handles that business for me.
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trentpac
08/03/18 10:23:08 AM
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Does the tc have a convection oven? It's the only possible way that could've happened without it being a user error some way.
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 10:26:38 AM
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Mandolins are dangerous.
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trentpac
08/03/18 10:29:03 AM
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trentpac posted...
Does the tc have a convection oven? It's the only possible way that could've happened without it being a user error some way.


And technically that would still be a user error.
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Jen0125
08/03/18 10:30:22 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 10:57:48 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.


You heard it here. An item with a very sharp blade isn't dangerous....lol.
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Aculo
08/03/18 11:00:24 AM
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don't eat those, ok?
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Smarkil
08/03/18 11:00:40 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.


You heard it here. An item with a very sharp blade isn't dangerous....lol.


Lol would you ever tell someone using a kitchen knife not to use it because it's 'dangerous'

get the hell outta here

im fairly certain TC is an adult
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 11:23:24 AM
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Smarkil posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.


You heard it here. An item with a very sharp blade isn't dangerous....lol.


Lol would you ever tell someone using a kitchen knife not to use it because it's 'dangerous'

get the hell outta here

im fairly certain TC is an adult


Using a mandolin to shred potato is like using a chainsaw to carve a Cornish hen.
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Kyuubi4269
08/03/18 11:47:16 AM
#29:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.


You heard it here. An item with a very sharp blade isn't dangerous....lol.


Lol would you ever tell someone using a kitchen knife not to use it because it's 'dangerous'

get the hell outta here

im fairly certain TC is an adult


Using a mandolin to shred potato is like using a chainsaw to carve a Cornish hen.

I'm sure the bar cook knows best.
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Aculo
08/03/18 12:15:40 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


No they aren't. Use a hand guard.


You heard it here. An item with a very sharp blade isn't dangerous....lol.


Lol would you ever tell someone using a kitchen knife not to use it because it's 'dangerous'

get the hell outta here

im fairly certain TC is an adult


Using a mandolin to shred potato is like using a chainsaw to carve a Cornish hen.

I'm sure the bus boy knows best.

Ftfy, ok?
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likehelly
08/03/18 2:20:44 PM
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there isn't even anything you can use to shred a potato for hash browns unless you want to spend an hour meticulously slicing it into little pieces with a knife
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 2:22:25 PM
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likehelly posted...
there isn't even anything you can use to shred a potato for hash browns unless you want to spend an hour meticulously slicing it into little pieces with a knife


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likehelly
08/03/18 2:24:12 PM
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that's a fucking mandolin you fool
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SunWuKung420
08/03/18 2:26:00 PM
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likehelly posted...
that's a fucking mandolin


That's a cheese grater.

This is a mandolin, genius.

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likehelly
08/03/18 2:28:13 PM
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FB59LS

a mandolin is all.
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Revelation34
08/03/18 2:33:11 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Mandolins are dangerous.


This is why you're just a regular cook and not a professional chef.
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CacciatoPart3
08/03/18 4:05:46 PM
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Stop calling it a fucking mandolin. It's a mandoline. A mandolin is something Captain Corelli ran around with playing music.
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likehelly
08/03/18 5:10:43 PM
#38:


make my phone know that then
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CacciatoPart3
08/03/18 5:25:16 PM
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Dear hellys phone,

Stop correcting it to mandolin. Also, I hope they werent spelling it like that for marketing purposes like Sunny.
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DarkKirby2500
08/03/18 5:32:05 PM
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You can just pan fry them with oil.

I sometimes cook hash browns in my toaster oven when I'm lazy and they still turn out fine.
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VeeVees
08/03/18 5:53:45 PM
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pan fry them with butter
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MICHALECOLE
08/03/18 5:56:54 PM
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Didnt read topic

That picture is hilarious
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OmegaM
08/03/18 8:05:25 PM
#43:


Did you try eating them just to see how they tasted?
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dedbus
08/03/18 8:21:13 PM
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Fuck off with those and make home fries instead.
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Revelation34
08/03/18 8:40:27 PM
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OmegaM posted...
Did you try eating them just to see how they tasted?


I would have eaten them all. Wasting food is dumb.
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HagenEx
08/03/18 8:41:18 PM
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They look like squared burger patties that were fried twice and then frozen.

Lol.
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likehelly
08/04/18 12:14:19 AM
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CacciatoPart3 posted...
Dear hellys phone,

Stop correcting it to mandolin. Also, I hope they werent spelling it like that for marketing purposes like Sunny.

beats me

mandolin

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