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DiduXD 07/09/18 5:38:35 PM #1: |
I saw someone banging a frying pan against the ground and screaming "THE CHICKENS ARE COMING! THE CHICKENS ARE COMING TO FUCK ALL OF YOU!" outside a Walmart once. He got arrested after 10 minutes or so of doing that.
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Mead 07/09/18 5:43:53 PM #2: |
Was at a small party of like 8-10 friends and this girl we all knew pretty well just pulled her bathing suit down and squat peed on the ground in the backyard like it was no big deal with everyone around
There was a bathroom available and even less obvious areas in this guys backyard where she could have done it, but she was drinking tequila and I guess ran out of fucks to give --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smarkil 07/09/18 5:46:13 PM #3: |
Mead posted...
Was at a small party of like 8-10 friends and this girl we all knew pretty well just pulled her bathing suit down and squat peed on the ground in the backyard like it was no big deal with everyone around Why not just do it in the pool? --- I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OIli_Kahn 07/09/18 5:46:35 PM #4: |
Eww
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Mead 07/09/18 5:47:29 PM #5: |
Smarkil posted...
Mead posted...Was at a small party of like 8-10 friends and this girl we all knew pretty well just pulled her bathing suit down and squat peed on the ground in the backyard like it was no big deal with everyone around The question was asked --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 07/09/18 6:06:42 PM #6: |
In a club, some girl pulled the hood up on my Parker coat once. I thought it was her friend until her friend pointed at the girl who then proceeded to kiss me on cheek and said "have a good night babe" before going back to her dancing.
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DiduXD 07/09/18 8:47:40 PM #7: |
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JixHedgehog 07/09/18 9:07:52 PM #8: |
A girl sat next to me at a train station with the book "Fox in Socks" and proceeded to read it to me in its entirety.
After she was done she closed it and asked with the biggest smile I've ever seen "Isn't this a great book?" .. she may not have been drunk but she was definitely on something --- Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Moonjay 07/09/18 9:24:55 PM #9: |
My uncle trying to murder my other uncle with a chainsaw in my living room.
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myghostisdead 07/09/18 9:38:55 PM #10: |
A drunken girl walked up to a high school student teacher and said"Do you know what you've always reminded me of? A big, fat, roasted quail."
Another girl told a waiter at a restaurant that she wanted a "Whole catfish. Eyeball and asshole." Those were the days.... --- Devil May Cry 5! https://kzeor.deviantart.com ... Copied to Clipboard!
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minervo 07/09/18 9:43:43 PM #11: |
Moonjay posted...
My uncle trying to murder my other uncle with a chainsaw in my living room. My dad tried to chainsaw a telephone post ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dikitain 07/09/18 10:13:15 PM #12: |
Saw two drunk girls get into a fight so brutal one got two of her teeth punched out and the other had most of her dress ripped off.
That was the first and last time I ever went bar hopping on New Year's Eve. In fact I have tons of stories of "drunken and bar hopping madness" from that night, that was just the most "random" one. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TES_Nut 07/09/18 10:21:45 PM #13: |
Stand in the middle of the street at 2 in the morning when I'm trying to get to work. Gives me the peace sign when I honk. Still doesn't move.
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DiduXD 07/10/18 2:01:52 PM #14: |
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Zareth 07/10/18 2:23:34 PM #15: |
Some crazy homeless lady came inside the Jack in the Box and started shouting about random things.
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EvilMegas 07/10/18 2:26:08 PM #16: |
Get into a committed relationship.
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Kyuubi4269 07/10/18 2:36:09 PM #17: |
Zareth posted...
Some crazy homeless lady came inside the Jack in the Box I bet the nursery wasn't pleased. --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 07/10/18 2:37:28 PM #18: |
Eat horse shit.
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Shinebolt 07/10/18 3:14:37 PM #19: |
My brother-in-law clapping and barking like a seal.
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DiduXD 07/10/18 6:44:13 PM #20: |
DiduXD posted...
Up --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 07/12/18 3:31:53 PM #21: |
Crawl in glass while crying, bleed and proceed to puke purple.
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Kungfu Kenobi 07/12/18 3:55:43 PM #22: |
I had a drunk woman shout from her apartment balcony, "Hey! Hey you! It's sacrifice a virgin night and my legs are open". I just shook my head and kept walking. On the way back she called out again, "You again! Get up here and have some Mac n Cheese. You like Mac n Cheese? Come on!"
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Firewood18 07/12/18 3:58:02 PM #23: |
Shimmy up a tree just to sit on a branch. Their forearms were shredded and bleeding quite a bit.
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Evil Ryu919 07/12/18 4:08:07 PM #24: |
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Crawl in glass while crying, bleed and proceed to puke purple. Interesting you say puke purple because I was on the subway and this girl was sitting across from me and she was rocking back and forth then she randomly puked purple chunks all over the place. --- If only I could use fanatical text to feed the poor and heal the sick. These boards would save millions of lives.-Gorrilian ... Copied to Clipboard!
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