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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:43:26 PM #52: |
Gheb posted...
How is it that you have a like a single review over all your books? Is your writing incapable of eliciting any emotion from the reader? I'm shit at advertising. Very few people besides the trolls here even know the books exist. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:43:40 PM #54: |
Konflikt posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...DuranOfForcena posted...Dustin1280 posted...davyheinz posted...What in the ever loving fuck is DecomposINC? Nope. Troll harder. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IloveJesus 05/14/18 3:44:35 PM #55: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Gheb posted...How is it that you have a like a single review over all your books? Is your writing incapable of eliciting any emotion from the reader? That's because you self-published them because nobody else would touch them. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:44:59 PM #56: |
CE likes to pretend they know the whole story when they have a fragment. Base ass trolls.
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Gheb 05/14/18 3:45:10 PM #57: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Gheb posted...How is it that you have a like a single review over all your books? Is your writing incapable of eliciting any emotion from the reader? Surely you'd at least have friends or family who'd buy your books if only to support your hobby. Why wouldn't they leave a review? --- S*** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again. - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:45:16 PM #58: |
Imagine "pretentious author" being your gimmick and saying Douglas Adams was more of a kid's author.
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Dustin1280 05/14/18 3:45:37 PM #59: |
For the record it is VERY easy to get a self published book on amazon. Like the lowest common denominator can do it with ease.
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Anteaterking 05/14/18 3:46:15 PM #60: |
Goggalor: T/F, you think your writing is better than the authors you listed.
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yusiko 05/14/18 3:46:22 PM #61: |
Dustin1280 posted...
Maybe you can learn from this. he made a topic to trash talk more successful and better authors than him because he was jealous of their talent instead of trying to improve he went the "im not bad the world just doesnt understand my greatness" route that attitude will prevent him from learning anything --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:46:27 PM #62: |
IloveJesus posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...Gheb posted...How is it that you have a like a single review over all your books? Is your writing incapable of eliciting any emotion from the reader? Nope. I've never even attempted to go the traditional route. You can bash them all you want, but I'll never take you seriously because you're just trolling. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 05/14/18 3:46:54 PM #63: |
marthsheretoo posted...
Imagine "pretentious author" being your gimmick and saying Douglas Adams was more of a kid's author. lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:47:10 PM #64: |
yusiko posted...
Dustin1280 posted...Maybe you can learn from this. Dalinar Kholin appeared in the vision standing beside the memory of a dead god. It had been six days since his forces had arrived at Urithiru, legendary holy tower city of the Knights Radiant. They had escaped the arrival of a new devastating storm, seeking refuge through an ancient portal. They were settling into their new home hidden in the mountains. And yet, Dalinar felt as if he knew nothing. He didnt understand the force he fought, let alone how to defeat it. He barely understood the storm, and what it meant in returning the Voidbringers, ancient enemies of men. Again, trash writing is trash. Sanderson sucks. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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krazychao5 05/14/18 3:48:31 PM #65: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
yusiko posted...Dustin1280 posted...Maybe you can learn from this. I think that is the writing on the back of the book. No need to be so salty that someone is a better writer than you/ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 3:48:36 PM #66: |
You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:50:11 PM #67: |
Oh, and reminder that Goggalor said "Eye Of Argon" wasn't so bad.
Eye of fucking ARGON. The book that people play the game with where you read aloud until you laugh, then take a drink and pass it to the next person. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:51:07 PM #68: |
marthsheretoo posted...
Oh, and reminder that Goggalor said "Eye Of Argon" wasn't so bad. Stop lying. That wasn't me. I don't even know wtf eye of argon is. Also, you write kids books. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:51:33 PM #69: |
Konflikt posted...
You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite Stop lying about shit that never happened. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnknownLurker 05/14/18 3:52:00 PM #70: |
Konflikt posted...
You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite Now this is a story I think is the bomb How I beat up my fridge and choked out my mom And I'd like to take a minute, just here me son I'll tell you how I became the latest starving author on Amazon --- But Why? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 3:52:09 PM #71: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite Lmfao Fam you literally posted a fuckin' youtube video of it --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:52:42 PM #72: |
A pity the topic purged, but you absolutely did. Somebody posted it as an example of prosaic work that absolutely fucking sucks and you defended it.
Here's a sample paragraph to jog your memory. A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:52:54 PM #73: |
Konflikt posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite It isn't my parents. Stop embellishing the truth. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 3:54:15 PM #75: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite What are you talking about Who said anything about your parents --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:54:31 PM #76: |
marthsheretoo posted...
A pity the topic purged, but you absolutely did. Somebody posted it as an example of prosaic work that absolutely fucking sucks and you defended it. Oh, that? Yeah, it has varied word choice. That automatically makes it better than bs like Oathbringer. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 05/14/18 3:54:36 PM #77: |
Dude literally has a typo in the first sentence of his "best-written" book.
Somewhere on the river Acheron, I sold a part of my soul. It was fairpennny for a two, that is to say nice weather for a Tuesday, and I imparted upon the old man that lived near the isle a most curious visage, it stands to reason, for I was bloodied and bandaged so. My wounds were superficial but I must say, I really was very sad to see the blood there at all. What a fine thing, to live and die in dizzying excess. I Should be glad to say I did not suffer, though I may damn myself again through the lie. I was feeling a certain kind of way for a certain period of time and in no uncertain terms would I allow it to continue. I took the knife, I scratched the itch. Nothing of it besides the janitorial duties I bestowed on the clearly left me with any shame or regret, though the deed one I knew I would be ferried through Acheron. Elysium is for the meek and the mild, my brothers and sisters, and in no way did my curiosities lean towards either persuasion. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:54:37 PM #78: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Also, you write kids books. I wrote a YA series, yeah. More high school level than kid's stuff, and absolutely necessary unless you think only books adults can understand should be published. But a publishing house liked them enough to put their name on my work. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:54:40 PM #79: |
Konflikt posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite You did. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 3:55:38 PM #80: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite I said you destroyed your apartment I said nothing about your parents lmao. You'd think a so-called 'intelligent author' would have better reading comprehension --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 05/14/18 3:55:48 PM #81: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
to be fair, it is very possible to build up a strong author platform independently when self-publishing, and self-publishing is not without its own merits and pros/cons versus traditional publishing. self publishing still carries a bit of a stigma though i still remember that simpsons joke now we're going to publish this as a novel! self published? real published! --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnknownLurker 05/14/18 3:55:49 PM #82: |
He didn't say a thing about your parents... But now that you bring it up...
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:55:50 PM #83: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
marthsheretoo posted...A pity the topic purged, but you absolutely did. Somebody posted it as an example of prosaic work that absolutely fucking sucks and you defended it. Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nicklebro 05/14/18 3:55:59 PM #84: |
I don't think there's ever an excuse to beat your mother unless she's physically attacking you, and even then you just restrain her instead of going on the offensive.
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:56:22 PM #85: |
Konflikt posted...
_Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted..._Goggalor_ posted...Konflikt posted...You should write a non-fiction work about how your life is so pathetic that you literally trashed your entire apartment suite "Parents apartment suite". Read your own fucking post. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:57:04 PM #87: |
nicklebro posted...
I don't think there's ever an excuse to beat your mother unless she's physically attacking you, and even then you just restrain her instead of going on the offensive. She physically, sexually and mentally abused me my entire childhood. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 3:57:37 PM #88: |
I said ENTIRE apartment suite
I didn't say "parents" in that post at all Holy shit. And you write books?!? --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnknownLurker 05/14/18 3:57:40 PM #89: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
"Parents apartment suite". Read your own f***ing post. You read his post. Parents is nowhere to be found. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. --- But Why? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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marthsheretoo 05/14/18 3:58:29 PM #90: |
UnknownLurker posted...
_Goggalor_ posted..."Parents apartment suite". Read your own f***ing post. I... I guess it WAS his parents' apartment suite? --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
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0AbsoluteZero0 05/14/18 3:59:08 PM #91: |
I love how Goggalor fancies himself an elite writer when he makes elementary mistakes all the time. In that synopsis for DecomposINC, he uses reigns instead of reins - But when he discovers his body has ceased to decompose and he's left to wander in limbo, he must take up the reigns of his own fate and...
Also, Ive seen him use an apostrophe to pluralize words multiple times, which is a grade school level error. I feel bad for anyone who would have the misfortune of editing his work, that must be a monumental task. --- -The Admirable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnknownLurker 05/14/18 3:59:22 PM #92: |
marthsheretoo posted...
UnknownLurker posted..._Goggalor_ posted..."Parents apartment suite". Read your own f***ing post. So his mom went to stop him destroying her things and he choked her out. Makes sense. --- But Why? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 3:59:56 PM #93: |
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Dude literally has a typo in the first sentence of his "best-written" book.Somewhere on the river Acheron, I sold a part of my soul. It was fairpennny for a two, that is to say nice weather for a Tuesday, and I imparted upon the old man that lived near the isle a most curious visage, it stands to reason, for I was bloodied and bandaged so. My wounds were superficial but I must say, I really was very sad to see the blood there at all. What a fine thing, to live and die in dizzying excess. I Should be glad to say I did not suffer, though I may damn myself again through the lie. I was feeling a certain kind of way for a certain period of time and in no uncertain terms would I allow it to continue. I took the knife, I scratched the itch. Nothing of it besides the janitorial duties I bestowed on the clearly left me with any shame or regret, though the deed one I knew I would be ferried through Acheron. Elysium is for the meek and the mild, my brothers and sisters, and in no way did my curiosities lean towards either persuasion. So? Mistakes are made. Still much better writing than Martin or Sanderson. One extra N doesn't invalidate the general prose. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 05/14/18 4:00:16 PM #94: |
Konflikt posted...
Holy shit. And you write books?!? its not like he writes good books --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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silentwing26x 05/14/18 4:00:22 PM #95: |
ASithLord7 posted...
You're defending an alcoholic who has admitted to beating his own mother. @_Goggalor_ is that true? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Burgess 05/14/18 4:00:35 PM #96: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I love how Goggalor fancies himself an elite writer when he makes elementary mistakes all the time. In that synopsis for DecomposINC, he uses reigns instead of reins - But when he discovers his body has ceased to decompose and he's left to wander in limbo, he must take up the reigns of his own fate and... That's the beauty part, no one edits it. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 4:00:51 PM #97: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I love how Goggalor fancies himself an elite writer when he makes elementary mistakes all the time. In that synopsis for DecomposINC, he uses reigns instead of reins - But when he discovers his body has ceased to decompose and he's left to wander in limbo, he must take up the reigns of his own fate and... It's called auto correct genius. --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 05/14/18 4:01:10 PM #98: |
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I feel bad for anyone who would have the misfortune of editing his work He clearly does not have an editor. In the excerpt I posted, he has several typos and the whole thing is a grammatical nightmare that my 6th grade teacher would've cracked down on. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 4:01:27 PM #99: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...I love how Goggalor fancies himself an elite writer when he makes elementary mistakes all the time. In that synopsis for DecomposINC, he uses reigns instead of reins - But when he discovers his body has ceased to decompose and he's left to wander in limbo, he must take up the reigns of his own fate and... You write books on your smartphone? L O L --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnknownLurker 05/14/18 4:01:45 PM #100: |
_Goggalor_ posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...I love how Goggalor fancies himself an elite writer when he makes elementary mistakes all the time. In that synopsis for DecomposINC, he uses reigns instead of reins - But when he discovers his body has ceased to decompose and he's left to wander in limbo, he must take up the reigns of his own fate and... Uh reins is an actual word. So when you type it, it doesn't autocorrect to another word. --- But Why? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Konflikt 05/14/18 4:02:23 PM #101: |
This guy's so intelligent he can't even read a basic sentence and he lacks basic elementary-school level grammar skills. What a joke
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_Goggalor_ 05/14/18 4:02:24 PM #102: |
silentwing26x posted...
ASithLord7 posted...You're defending an alcoholic who has admitted to beating his own mother. No. I don't drink and haven't in 2 God damn yeaes, the truth is my mother physically sexually and mentally abused me my entire childhood then attacked me when I was big enough to do something about it --- Now playing: God of War Reading: Swann's Way by Marcel Proust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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