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FBike1 05/01/18 3:35:58 AM #1: |
How to make a bad N64 game:
1. Take Super Mario 64's collect-a-thon formula. 2. Change things slightly and make them more generic and boring. 3. Make the main characters annoying. 4. Make the game take far too long to beat; halfway through you'll be wanting it to finally end. --- No one reads signatures. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zachnorn 05/01/18 3:37:06 AM #2: |
Obligatory "everything is overrated"
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BowserCuffs 05/01/18 3:46:06 AM #3: |
Zachnorn posted...
Obligatory "everything is overrated" --- Don't curse the darkness - light a candle. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LOLIAmAnAlt 05/01/18 4:07:05 AM #4: |
BowserCuffs posted...
Zachnorn posted...Obligatory "everything is overrated" --- lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nanis23 05/01/18 4:18:03 AM #5: |
You know people hate handholding but I started Yooka Laylee and noticed the lack of minimap/pointers and it just..ugh
Banzo-Kazooie IIRC was the same way Ain't nobody got time for that nowadays --- 3DS FC : 3411-1762-0066 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FBike1 05/01/18 4:23:25 AM #6: |
Handholding is fine if it's optional.
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pyresword 05/01/18 7:39:33 AM #7: |
FBike1 posted...
Make the game take far too long to beat What game are we talking about again? --- Congratulations to BK_Sheikah00, this year's guru to achieve contest enlightenment! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Steiner 05/01/18 7:50:06 AM #8: |
FBike1 posted...
2. Change things slightly and make them more generic and boring. hey all of this is your opinion and it's factually wrong, incorrect and shitty --- This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrSmartGuy 05/01/18 10:29:50 AM #9: |
If this were referring to Banjo-Tooie, then maybe? But how the hell do you compare BK to SM64 and then go on to say it's far too long? It's like an 8 hour game...
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Lopen 05/01/18 10:40:34 AM #10: |
Steiner posted...
hey all of this is your opinion and it's factually wrong, incorrect and shitty I like how you said this but didn't quote the one that is actually factually incorrect (Mario 64 isn't a collectathon) --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 05/01/18 11:05:55 AM #11: |
I can get on board with this topic
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MysticBrohan 05/01/18 11:15:34 AM #12: |
in what way is banjo-kazooie generic or boring
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KujikawaRising 05/01/18 11:35:01 AM #13: |
I can beat Banjo-Kazooie in eight hours without much of a problem. So your fourth complaint isn't even remotely true unless you're as skilled as the average 4 y/o at gaming. Which it seems like you are. A 5 y/o can beat Banjo in less time than you can.
Banjo-Kazooie is BETTER than Mario 64. There, I said it. Things are NOT generic or boring. And the characters are actually memorable. I mean, yeah, the breegull gets annoying at times, but that's part of her charm. --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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th3l3fty 05/01/18 4:53:44 PM #14: |
KujikawaRising posted...
Banjo-Kazooie is BETTER than Mario 64. There, I said it. you're free to be wrong nobody will stop you --- thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Peridiam 05/01/18 5:05:55 PM #15: |
I don't usually post my disagreement, but the argument in the first post is pretty bad.
So I'm gonna say: I think there's an argument to be made about this, but I don't think FBike1 presented it very well. 2. I think BK is way less generic than SM64. Jinjo's, red/gold feathers/eggs, Mumbo tokens/transformations, honeycombs, abilities... yeah, things are changed slightly (or added onto), but not less generic. The worlds are more vivid with a lot of characterization, colors, quirky NPC's, and the soundtrack is amusing. 4. The game is pretty short. I remember revisiting it years ago and reaching the final boss by the end of the day. Even HLTB says SM64, on average, is longer by a few hours. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiquidOshawott 05/01/18 5:07:04 PM #16: |
Youre overrated
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pjbasis 05/01/18 5:09:25 PM #17: |
Mario 64 is the better platformer/action game.
B-K is the way better 3D adventure game. Plus it has a lot more polish in other ways so I like it more. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 05/01/18 5:09:30 PM #18: |
LeonhartFour posted...
I can get on board with this topic The Spyro trilogy remains top-notch. Mario Odyssey is basically a collectathon and it's very good. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeonhartFour 05/01/18 5:11:34 PM #19: |
Spyro more like SpyNO
I wouldn't call Mario Odyssey a collectathon in the same way a lot of Rare's N64 offerings are though. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeepsPraw 05/01/18 5:18:46 PM #20: |
Odyssey is definitely a collectathon, and it's not even a particularly good one
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scarletspeed7 05/01/18 5:27:57 PM #21: |
The words overrated and underrated actually are physically impossible. The collective determination of society and the overall rating and quality valuation of a product means that by definition it is rated exactly as it is supposed to be.
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Mac Arrowny 05/01/18 5:43:18 PM #22: |
I rented BK when I was a kid and didn't like it much. Would love to try it again. Really too bad Rare Replay came out before Microsoft started putting everything on PC.
scarletspeed7 posted... The words overrated and underrated actually are physically impossible. The collective determination of society and the overall rating and quality valuation of a product means that by definition it is rated exactly as it is supposed to be. Those are words where you can just add "IMO" pretty much every time. --- All the stars in the sky are waiting for you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leafeon13N 05/01/18 6:13:10 PM #23: |
Odyssey does some really bad collectathon things. Many moons just thrown in random places that dont make you feel like they were cleverly or intelligently placed.
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LeonhartFour 05/01/18 6:15:33 PM #25: |
Leafeon13N posted...
Odyssey does some really bad collectathon things. Many moons just thrown in random places that dont make you feel like they were cleverly or intelligently placed. Yeah, this is problematic. It's part of the reason I can't call it a top tier Mario, but it's still pretty good. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leafeon13N 05/01/18 6:15:49 PM #26: |
scarletspeed7 posted...
The words overrated and underrated actually are physically impossible. The collective determination of society and the overall rating and quality valuation of a product means that by definition it is rated exactly as it is supposed to be. But if the entire collective hasn't played something, it could inherently be over or underrated. And in fact, when a new rating or group of ratings is introduced to the collective, they may in fact make the previous ratings under or overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WickIebee 05/01/18 6:20:29 PM #27: |
MycroProcessor posted...
oh and also banjo kazooie's controls are so f***ing clunky and unenjoyable to play with compared to 64. I disagree, I think both have equally clunky controls that are unenjoyable, though like... my pain with BK was swimming when I tried to play it without a controller because I really wanted to play it again but didn't have a system for it... while SM64 I have on VC for Wii, so played with a normal controller. --- I'll just go back to gifs. Not like the winner was gonna click my topic. https://i.imgur.com/SXyi7uX.gifv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esuriat 05/01/18 7:18:14 PM #28: |
I don't remember any controls in BK giving me a problem aside from the Beak Bomb flying attack, and flying itself. Everything else was incredibly intuitive to me and everything considered makes it my favorite controlling game on the N64.
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