Poll of the Day > So this one woman shoved me and I punched her as hard as I could in the face.

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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0
04/08/18 10:10:31 PM
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Self defense is fun. I busted her nose and she fell to the floor sobbing as I triumphantly walked away. Equality is awesome, to hell with chivalry and that old bat got her come uppings.
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LanHikari10
04/08/18 10:11:29 PM
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Andromicus
04/08/18 10:12:54 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I've punched women as hard as I could for saying less
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0
04/08/18 10:13:20 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?
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LaggnFragnLarry
04/08/18 10:13:45 PM
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i has a girl that wanted me to slap her during sex
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minervo
04/08/18 10:14:45 PM
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0
04/08/18 10:15:47 PM
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minervo posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.

Prove it? I was scared and she made the first move. Video camera saw it. You can't prove what was going through my head.
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ASlaveObeys
04/08/18 10:16:46 PM
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context
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minervo
04/08/18 10:17:55 PM
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
minervo posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.

Prove it? I was scared and she made the first move. Video camera saw it. You can't prove what was going through my head.
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helIy
04/08/18 10:42:29 PM
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this happened
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LinkPizza
04/08/18 11:26:29 PM
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When I was younger, my mom told me to never let a woman hit me. She said, "If some Bitch hits you, you hit her back with the same amount of force. If you can dodge or stop her, do that. But if you can't, you fight her. Don't listen to those people saying not to hit a woman because of her gender. And if she gets a weapon, you get a weapon."
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Yellow
04/08/18 11:36:05 PM
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Lobomoon
04/08/18 11:38:40 PM
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
Self defense is fun. I busted her nose and she fell to the floor sobbing as I triumphantly walked away. Equality is awesome, to hell with chivalry and that old bat got her come uppings.



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Zeus
04/08/18 11:44:53 PM
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tAhri
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EnvyFox
04/08/18 11:50:04 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
When I was younger, my mom told me to never let a woman hit me. She said, "If some Bitch hits you, you hit her back with the same amount of force. If you can dodge or stop her, do that. But if you can't, you fight her. Don't listen to those people saying not to hit a woman because of her gender. And if she gets a weapon, you get a weapon."

Same here. Actually, my mom told me that, if a woman tried to attack me, beat her until she can't get up anymore. Even if she just tried to slap me, make her regret doing so by whipping the piss out of her until someone pulls me off. My dad was the one who said a man should never hit a woman unless they're trying to kill you. If I got slapped, I should just take the slap and try to dodge any more that come my way. At the very most, try to restrain her.

I'm weird. In my mind, I know that my mom has the right idea. Well... sort of. Maybe don't try to cripple them but, if a woman felt brave enough to throw punches at someone, they should be brave enough to take some as well gender be damned. And yet, when a situation such as such does come up, I do exactly what my dad says. Not a single punch gets thrown by me. Dodge and restrain. I know I should knock her teeth in for attacking me but I can't bring myself to do it. Granted, the last time a girl tried to fight me for real was back in 5th grade (I'm 27 now) but I don't think I'd do anything differently if it happened today. It's one of those rare occassions where I actually go against what I personally believe is right.
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LinkPizza
04/09/18 12:01:20 AM
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EnvyFox posted...
LinkPizza posted...
When I was younger, my mom told me to never let a woman hit me. She said, "If some Bitch hits you, you hit her back with the same amount of force. If you can dodge or stop her, do that. But if you can't, you fight her. Don't listen to those people saying not to hit a woman because of her gender. And if she gets a weapon, you get a weapon."

Same here. Actually, my mom told me that, if a woman tried to attack me, beat her until she can't get up anymore. Even if she just tried to slap me, make her regret doing so by whipping the piss out of her until someone pulls me off. My dad was the one who said a man should never hit a woman unless they're trying to kill you. If I got slapped, I should just take the slap and try to dodge any more that come my way. At the very most, try to restrain her.

I'm weird. In my mind, I know that my mom has the right idea. Well... sort of. Maybe don't try to cripple them but, if a woman felt brave enough to throw punches at someone, they should be brave enough to take some as well gender be damned. And yet, when a situation such as such does come up, I do exactly what my dad says. Not a single punch gets thrown by me. Dodge and restrain. I know I should knock her teeth in for attacking me but I can't bring myself to do it. Granted, the last time a girl tried to fight me for real was back in 5th grade (I'm 27 now) but I don't think I'd do anything differently if it happened today. It's one of those rare occassions where I actually go against what I personally believe is right.

Don't get me wrong. I will try to dodge and restrain first. But if I can't and they keep attacking, well, I'll fight back. Especially if they pick up a weapon.
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Breastmilkn_Dip
04/09/18 1:42:28 AM
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Excellent.


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Smarkil
04/09/18 1:45:34 AM
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and everybody clapped
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Lil69Leo
04/09/18 2:02:07 AM
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Imagine being so screwed up in the head you think this is acceptable.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
04/09/18 8:46:46 AM
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
minervo posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.

Prove it? I was scared and she made the first move. Video camera saw it. You can't prove what was going through my head.

Ah, so you're a cop.
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EvilMegas
04/09/18 11:15:50 AM
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Why do yall come on here and make up weird shit like this? This is why you're social outcasts
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LinkPizza
04/09/18 11:23:40 AM
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
minervo posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.

Prove it? I was scared and she made the first move. Video camera saw it. You can't prove what was going through my head.

Ah, so you're a cop.

I can't be sure he was. Wouldn't he have shot her, then?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
04/09/18 11:45:45 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
minervo posted...
t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
LanHikari10 posted...
Why are you making this garbage up?

I am not, she assaulted me and I was afraid for my life. I acted out of self defense. Survival of the fittest.

Why are you a moderator and not me?

what in the fuck?? you were not afraid for your life.

Prove it? I was scared and she made the first move. Video camera saw it. You can't prove what was going through my head.

Ah, so you're a cop.

I can't be sure he was. Wouldn't he have shot her, then?

Maybe he didn't have a gun on him. The important thing is his fear.
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knivesX2004
04/09/18 12:08:31 PM
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This topic is pathetic.
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SunWuKung420
04/09/18 12:20:13 PM
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oIC4Gbc
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Far-Queue
04/09/18 12:58:43 PM
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0 posted...
come uppings.

Obviously not one to think before acting.
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dancer62
04/09/18 1:15:35 PM
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knivesX2004 posted...
This topic is pathetic.

If there is any truth to the story, bragging about it on a public forum is going to look really bad in court. Make the plaintiff's lawyer's case easy!
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ClarkDuke
04/09/18 3:07:16 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i has a girl that wanted me to slap her during sex

she sounds like a keeper, ok?
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Metalsonic66
04/09/18 3:37:09 PM
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Come uppings.
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t3h_m45k3d_G4R0
04/10/18 12:02:19 AM
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knivesX2004 posted...
This topic is pathetic.

How? I am a smart and well mannered man not afraid to defend himself.
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goldbman
04/10/18 12:10:12 AM
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I would never hit a woman. This topic is disgusting.
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