Poll of the Day > My elderly neighbor got locked out of her house.

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SunWuKung420 03/30/18 3:28:53 PM #1:	The front door won't unlock. I tried for her. She's currently sitting on our couch, chatting about this and that. She's 82. A locksmith will get here at some point. --- "when in the f* did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f*ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:898774853] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>The front door won't unlock. I tried for her. She's currently sitting on our couch, chatting about this and that. She's 82. A locksmith will get here at some point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 03/30/18 3:30:28 PM #2:	Hit it and quit it <cite>Andromicus posted [p:898774921] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/30/18 3:31:13 PM #3:	Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it Not cool or funny. --- "when in the f* did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f*ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:898774953] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote> Not cool or funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 03/30/18 3:33:59 PM #4:	Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:898775100] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LaggnFragnLarry 03/30/18 3:38:31 PM #5:	SunWuKung420 posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it Not cool or funny. youre missing out man. when a gilf takes out her dentures and goes to town its unbelievable <cite>LaggnFragnLarry posted [p:898775369] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote> Not cool or funny.</quote> youre missing out man. when a gilf takes out her dentures and goes to town its unbelievable</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/30/18 3:46:28 PM #6:	Cacciato posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:898775779] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 03/30/18 3:47:28 PM #7:	Mead posted... Cacciato posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:898775832] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevilSummoner1 03/30/18 3:50:59 PM #9:	quigonzel posted... Smarkil posted... Mead posted... Cacciato posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it --- https://i.imgur.com/LRSYIL6.png -- <cite>DevilSummoner1 posted [p:898775999] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>quigonzel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote></quote></quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 03/30/18 3:56:41 PM #10:	DevilSummoner1 posted... quigonzel posted... Smarkil posted... Mead posted... Cacciato posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it SunWuKung420 posted... cool and funny. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:898776285] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevilSummoner1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>quigonzel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote></quote></quote></quote></quote> <cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>cool and funny.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 03/30/18 3:58:00 PM #11:	SunWuKung420 posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it Not cool or funny. why? is she unable to pay for you like your wife? --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:898776359] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote> Not cool or funny.</quote> why? is she unable to pay for you like your wife?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 03/30/18 3:58:35 PM #12:	Nail and bail --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:898776402] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Nail and bail</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 03/30/18 4:28:52 PM #13:	Ejaculate and evacuate --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:898778092] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Ejaculate and evacuate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 03/30/18 4:33:17 PM #14:	Real mature guys <cite>Andromicus posted [p:898778319] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/30/18 5:14:58 PM #15:	Andromicus posted... Real mature guys Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:898780360] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 03/30/18 5:16:57 PM #16:	Mead posted... Andromicus posted... Real mature guys Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze Home run, @Mead --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:898780443] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze</quote> Home run, @Mead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 03/30/18 5:19:54 PM #17:	Mead posted... Andromicus posted... Real mature guys Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze <cite>Andromicus posted [p:898780598] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> Not as mature as sunnys new side squeeze</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 03/30/18 5:21:43 PM #18:	shoot and scoot --- Puzzle and Dragons: 338 705 421 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:898780669] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>shoot and scoot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 03/30/18 5:27:50 PM #19:	Andromicus posted... Real mature guys You're expecting maturity on PotD? --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:898780950] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> You're expecting maturity on PotD?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106 03/30/18 5:28:41 PM #20:	DevilSummoner1 posted... quigonzel posted... Smarkil posted... Mead posted... Cacciato posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it Ladies and gentlemen, PotD. Andromicus posted... Real mature guys Rated M for mature. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/person106 <cite>Person106 posted [p:898780991] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevilSummoner1 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>quigonzel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote></quote></quote></quote></quote></quote> Ladies and gentlemen, PotD. <cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Real mature guys</quote> Rated M for mature.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/30/18 5:57:03 PM #21:	All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain. --- "when in the f* did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f*ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:898782471] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/30/18 5:59:34 PM #22:	SunWuKung420 posted... All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain. Sounds like you already got her wet --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:898782589] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain.</quote> Sounds like you already got her wet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nundulan 03/30/18 6:54:33 PM #23:	Mead posted... SunWuKung420 posted... All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain. Sounds like you already got her wet Lmao --- If these walls could talk, they wouldn't say much <cite>Nundulan posted [p:898785619] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>All you great-grandma fetishists would have just let her sit in the rain.</quote> Sounds like you already got her wet </quote> Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArtVandelay 03/30/18 7:17:34 PM #25:	LaggnFragnLarry posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Andromicus posted... Hit it and quit it Not cool or funny. youre missing out man. when a gilf takes out her dentures and goes to town its unbelievable every time I see your UN I think it reads "Leisure Suit Larry" at a glance. your endeavours are embarrassing his legacy my friend. --- Vandelay Industries Importing & Exporting <cite>ArtVandelay posted [p:898786680] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>LaggnFragnLarry posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Andromicus posted...</cite> <quote>Hit it and quit it</quote> Not cool or funny.</quote> youre missing out man. when a gilf takes out her dentures and goes to town its unbelievable</quote> every time I see your UN I think it reads "Leisure Suit Larry" at a glance. your endeavours are embarrassing his legacy my friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 03/30/18 7:36:00 PM #26:	Well that's nice of you to try and help her out. --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:898787488] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Well that's nice of you to try and help her out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85 03/30/18 7:50:41 PM #27:	I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :) --- Previewing your message before you post is for suckers. http://www.backloggery.com/blasingame <cite>Dmess85 posted [p:898788218] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/30/18 8:23:50 PM #28:	Lil_Bit83 posted... Well that's nice of you to try and help her out. Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. Dmess85 posted... I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :) I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing. --- "when in the f* did i ever make claims to be anything other than a troll? seriously. name me one f*ing time." - schmen,trollpolice,noopnoop 3/5/18 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:898789838] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lil_Bit83 posted...</cite> <quote>Well that's nice of you to try and help her out.</quote> Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. <cite>Dmess85 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :)</quote> I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 03/30/18 8:26:11 PM #29:	SunWuKung420 posted... Dmess85 posted... I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :) I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing. So you did hit it and quit it? --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:898789953] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dmess85 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :)</quote> I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing.</quote> So you did hit it and quit it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 03/30/18 8:27:11 PM #30:	SunWuKung420 posted... Lil_Bit83 posted... Well that's nice of you to try and help her out. Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. Dmess85 posted... I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :) I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing. Yes you did. --- https://kzeor.deviantart.com <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:898790011] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lil_Bit83 posted...</cite> <quote>Well that's nice of you to try and help her out.</quote> Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. <cite>Dmess85 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :)</quote> I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing.</quote> Yes you did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 03/31/18 12:25:00 PM #31:	Just curious; was she at all hot? <cite>OmegaM posted [p:898819428] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>Just curious; was she at all hot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil_Bit83 03/31/18 3:50:44 PM #32:	SunWuKung420 posted... Lil_Bit83 posted... Well that's nice of you to try and help her out. Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. Dmess85 posted... I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :) I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing. What a good neighbor you are. :) --- I'm a chick <cite>Lil_Bit83 posted [p:898828782] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lil_Bit83 posted...</cite> <quote>Well that's nice of you to try and help her out.</quote> Thanks. She did get into her home eventually. I also shovel her walk-way as needed during snow storms. <cite>Dmess85 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure this will have some good karma for you! :)</quote> I wasn't worried about that but I definitely did the right thing.</quote> What a good neighbor you are. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BubbleGumCrisis 03/31/18 4:03:45 PM #33:	No pump and dump? --- Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, and Carlos Mencia are the unholy trinity of mediocre comedians making America severely not funny. - Some guy. <cite>BubbleGumCrisis posted [p:898829367] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>No pump and dump?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yutterh 03/31/18 10:41:34 PM #35:	LMAO damn internet, dude does something kind for his elderly neighbor and yall rag on him about it lmao --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT <cite>yutterh posted [p:898848183] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>LMAO damn internet, dude does something kind for his elderly neighbor and yall rag on him about it lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 03/31/18 10:46:41 PM #37:	This is a good topic. I am glad I entered it. <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:898848459] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>This is a good topic. I am glad I entered it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil69Leo 03/31/18 11:54:22 PM #38:	Smarkil posted... Ejaculate and evacuate <cite>Lil69Leo posted [p:898851473] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote>Ejaculate and evacuate</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil69Leo 03/31/18 11:54:46 PM #39:	old ladies have needs too. Be a gentle lover. <cite>Lil69Leo posted [p:898851492] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>old ladies have needs too. Be a gentle lover.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106 04/01/18 12:34:02 AM #40:	I heard of a 100-year-old woman who decided to get a lap dance from a male stripper for her birthday. Y'all must be so excited now. --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/person106 <cite>Person106 posted [p:898853291] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>I heard of a 100-year-old woman who decided to get a lap dance from a male stripper for her birthday. Y'all must be so excited now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 04/01/18 6:17:34 AM #41:	SkynyrdRocker posted... This is a good topic. I am glad I entered it. Like Sunny is glad he entered that old lady? --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv Bluer than velvet was the night... Softer than satin was the light... From the stars... <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:898862601] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote>This is a good topic. I am glad I entered it.</quote> Like Sunny is glad he entered that old lady?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LaggnFragnLarry 04/01/18 6:46:52 AM #42:	did she let you in the back door? <cite>LaggnFragnLarry posted [p:898863091] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>did she let you in the back door?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 04/01/18 8:35:09 AM #43:	I dont have any clever euphemisms for utterly destroying that poor old ladys privates in bed, but I hope you at least used a condom with her Sunny. Pretty sure old people have super high rates of the really mast STDs. They dont give a shit about things like Hepatitis and SIDS because theyre old and will die soon. ~~And also because SIDS isnt an STI and only effects babbies~~ --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:898864855] in My elderly... [t:76468860]...</cite> <quote>I dont have any clever euphemisms for utterly destroying that poor old ladys privates in bed, but I hope you at least used a condom with her Sunny. Pretty sure old people have super high rates of the really mast STDs. They dont give a shit about things like Hepatitis and SIDS because theyre old and will die soon. And also because SIDS isnt an STI and only effects babbies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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