Current Events > $1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.

(+) Yeah! (+)

RULES:

1. You will wake up every day or night (depending on when you sleep) screaming in terror.
2. You will remember EVERY singly nightmare.
3. You can't tell anyone anything about the nightmares; you can't even admit that you had a nightmare. And no, you can't offer any other explanation for your screaming such as night terrors or whatever. (This will be extremely difficult if you sleep with someone and they hear you screaming as you wake up.)
4. You MUST sleep at least 6 hours every 24 hours.

You will still wake up refreshed and energized, so your health won't be affected from lack of sleep.

At the end of the year, the rules no longer apply and you can talk about the nightmares, write a book about your experience or whatever.

BUT, if you break any of the rules during the year, the money and anything you spent it on, such as investments, property, etc... will disappear. (This, of course, doesn't affect anything you learn from using the money, so you can go to college, get in better shape, take martial arts classes, etc... and retain the knowledge/physical gains.)

Also, if you give the money away and break a rule, the money will no longer be available to the person/people you gave it to and anything they purchased will disappear as well.
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EscapeFromHell posted...

Killing topics since 2007.

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Mufflnz0rz posted...

EscapeFromHell posted...

Killing topics since 2007.

Yes, even my own.
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EZ Money
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No thanks. That sounds like a recipe for severe mental illness.
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Mufflnz0rz posted...

EscapeFromHell posted...

Killing topics since 2007.

I just realized that my old sig made it look like I was proud of killing topics. I was not. It was just something that seemed to happen... a lot.
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EscapeFromHell posted...

3. You can't tell anyone anything about the nightmares; you can't even admit that you had a nightmare. And no, you can't offer any other explanation for your screaming such as night terrors or whatever. (This will be extremely difficult if you sleep with someone and they hear you screaming as you wake up.)

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BUT, if you break any of the rules during the year, the money and anything you spent it on, such as investments, property, etc... will disappear. (This, of course, doesn't affect anything you learn from using the money, so you can go to college, get in better shape, take martial arts classes, etc... and retain the knowledge/physical gains.)

I think this is the deal breaker tbh

I would accidentally fuck up and ruin everything

would be better if I just physically couldnt tell anyone
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Honestly being forced to sleep at least 6 hours every 24 hours would fix bad habits I have so that's a big plus.
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I don't dream
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I have trouble waking up anyway.
For example, I didn't have to go anywhere on Monday.
Went to sleep at around 3am. Set the alarm to 12pm(!) and still overslept and woke up at around 1.30pm.

Pretty sure that's a 1 way ticket to insanity
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i dont remember my dreams and thought this would be easy money then i saw

EscapeFromHell posted...

2. You will remember EVERY singly nightmare.

that makes it tough.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

i dont remember my dreams and thought this would be easy money then i saw

EscapeFromHell posted...

2. You will remember EVERY singly nightmare.

xD I didn't even notice I wrote "singly." WTF... I sound like Trump. Lol.
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No thanks

The remembering part is the deal breaker. You forget dreams/nightmares for a reason.
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Letron_James posted...

No thanks

The remembering part is the deal breaker. You forget dreams/nightmares for a reason.

Okay, I should point out (as I wasn't clear) that after the year is over, everything goes back to normal but you have all the money you didn't spend. So, you'll start forgetting the dreams.

You'll only remember them for the year.
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EscapeFromHell posted...

You will wake up every day or night (depending on when you sleep) screaming in terror

Well that's lame since I don't dream every night. Get rid of the screaming and if agree to it.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

EscapeFromHell posted...

You will wake up every day or night (depending on when you sleep) screaming in terror

Well that's lame since I don't dream every night. Get rid of the screaming and if agree to it.

You WILL dream every night. That's part of it...
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I rarely dream as it is and most of my "dreams" are not good so easy yes
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Would be an easy 1 million
not going to scream in terror though regardless of what happens though
I guess this also means I'll likely be Yveltal, Articuno, Dialga, Ninetales or a Dragon more often then.
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Vyrulisse posted...

I rarely dream as it is and most of my "dreams" are not good so easy yes

EscapeFromHell posted...

You WILL dream every night. That's part of it...

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-Articuno- posted...

Would be an easy 1 million
not going to scream in terror though regardless of what happens though
I guess this also means I'll likely be Yveltal, Articuno, Dialga, Ninetales or a Dragon more often then.

No, you WILL wake up screaming. You don't get to choose, that's the point, dude.
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I'm surprised so many people said yes.

These aren't just normal nightmares, these are scream inducing nightmares. I feel like you'd go insane after a year of that.
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I'll just become pals with Scary Terry and run wild at night
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spanky1 posted...

I'm surprised so many people said yes.

These aren't just normal nightmares, these are scream inducing nightmares. I feel like you'd go insane after a year of that.

Yeah, but that's interpretive. Like what if the part that makes you wake up screaming is a simple jump scare? I'd be more worried about someone trying to have me committed to a hospital after a month or two of screaming like a maniac every morning. Surely the neighbors, roommates, family, significant other, etc. would grow weary of never hearing an explanation.

That said, give me the money. Ding, ding, ding!
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